by James Goss
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
Copyright © 2014 by James Goss
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ISBN 978-0-8041-4092-8
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Cover design: Lee Binding © Woodlands Books Ltd 2014
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v3.1
Dedicated to Paul Spragg.
He loved Doctor Who so much,
Doctor Who loved him back.
Thanks to Ani Murr
for advice about guilt.
And to Ailsa Sladen.
For being.
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Acknowledgments
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
1
‘Do you know who I am?’ I said.
One thing you learn. It isn’t what prisoners say that tells you most about their guilt. It is their silences.
The man said nothing.
‘Do you know who I am?’ I repeated.
The man glared at me rudely across the desk. ‘I know who you think you are,’ he growled.
I pushed the tray of his possessions towards him. The various trinkets rolled and rattled and glistened brightly among the scraps of newspaper. I could see his eyes follow them like a cat’s.
‘These are yours?’ I said to him. He nodded. I could see how badly he wanted to hold them. People are like that with objects. Personally, I’ve never really cared for that kind of thing, but people cram their pockets and their lives with memories of no value to anyone other than themselves. I had nothing like that. Not now.
I nodded to Bentley, and she walked across my office smartly. I handed her the tray.
‘These are Prisoner 428’s personal effects,’ I informed her. She inclined her stiff neck curtly. Bentley possesses two attributes – stiffness and sourness. Like a lemon meringue. The absurd image amused me and I smiled despite myself. Try as I might, I never can quite get on with Guardian Bentley. Whatever I do – it’s never quite good enough for her. But she has her uses. And I knew that she would like me to be strict. I was here to show Prisoner 428 that I meant business.
I indicated that she should take the proffered tray. ‘I have taken possession of Prisoner 428’s personal possessions,’ she told me formally, making no effort to find another word to provide any variation in the sentence. Bentley was like that. Her speech was as dry as the manual, and just as correct. Her uniform, her shoes, her haircut. Everything about her was frostily neat.
‘Very good, Bentley,’ I nodded to her. ‘See that they have an accident on the way back to storage, will you?’
Prisoner 428 was on his feet, yelling that I didn’t understand or something. That was a mistake. At the first sign of protest, a Custodian swept forward from the wall, its claws clamping into his shoulders. To give him his due, Prisoner 428 didn’t cry out, he just winced, turning on the robot with fury. ‘Let me go,’ he snarled.
That cut no dice with the Custodian. The things were built without even a semblance of a face, just a solid cylindrical body and various sharp appendages. People got tired of shouting at them because there was nothing to shout at. Most lacked voice processors, so they could not answer back. They were completely cold metal and even when they were hurting you did so without giving off the slightest response. My first girlfriend had been exactly like that. Once, long ago.
Prisoner 428 was struggling loudly against the Custodian, which was stupid. The more you did that, the tighter the Approved Safe Restraining Hold became. 428 must have been in a fair amount of pain, but he just looked angry, his manacled hands waving away the pain like it was a buzzing fly.
‘Those things are important, man, just look at them,’ he said, making direct eye contact with me. Which was remarkable. No one here looks me in the eye. Even Bentley (who is allowed to) avoids it.
‘I have examined them,’ I informed Prisoner 428, allowing just a trace of tiredness to leak into my tone. ‘You have nothing of any value. Baubles, gadgets and scraps of paper.’
I picked up one object from the tray Bentley held, a tiny pen-like thing and tapped it against my teeth, smiling back at Prisoner 428, enjoying the eye contact. He had a face made for fury and was making the most of it.
‘Paper? You’ve clearly not looked at any of it!’ snarled Prisoner 428. ‘Get this thing off me, stop being an idiot and let’s have a nice chat, shall we?’
Bentley blinked. I think even the Custodian winced. No one talks to me like that.
Sensing the awkward silence, Prisoner 428 glanced around. ‘What?’ he snapped.
‘You would like me to read these documents?’ I asked him, reaching towards the tray that Bentley extended.
‘Yes,’ snapped 428. ‘I don’t suffer fools gladly. Pick up a piece of paper, read it, and save us all a lot of time.’
The moment held. I picked up a scrap of newsprint. It had a headline about troubles on HomeWorld. I dangled it neatly between my finger and thumb and then let it fall back. With a smile.
‘You will address me as ‘sir’,’ I informed him hotly. I was surprised at how angry I sounded.
His stare didn’t waver. His face may have been made up of storms, but his eyes were a wonderfully clear blue. His rudeness was almost refreshing. Because I’m so important, no one is ever quite themselves around me. But Prisoner 428 was clearly out to be different and I was prepared to enjoy it. For a while.
‘Stop being an idiot, sir,’ he replied, flashing me a rather lovely smile. ‘Just read the thing, and then we can all go home.’
I snapped my fingers and the Custodian released him and retreated, gliding back into its alcove. Prisoner 428 tried rubbing his shoulders, but his manacles wouldn’t allow him, so he settled for pummelling his shoulders with his fists.
‘You know,’ 428 considered, ‘as a massage, that was rather bracing. Come up with a good name for it, and you could clean up in health clubs. Mind you, you don’t even really have to bother with a good name. I mean, take Zumba.’
After this puzzling remark, he shook himself down like a wet dog and then settled back into his chair, throwing one chained leg over the other and stretching. Then he pulled his face into an expression of contrite humility.
; ‘See what I’m doing? I’m making an effort to make a good impression on you, sir,’ he said almost sweetly.
‘It’s a little late for that,’ I replied.
‘Oh, I know,’ Prisoner 428 nodded. ‘But honestly, I really do always give people every effort. No one ever just listens to me. Which is a shame. I dunno about you, but I’ve always fancied knocking off early for a quiet night in with Call the Midwife. Do you get that here, sir?’
‘No,’ I told him. For some reason a smile was stuck on my face and it was taking an effort to shift it.
‘Pity,’ he sighed. ‘It’s a lovely show about babies and bicycles. I like both these things. If only real life was that easy, eh?’
I coughed.
‘… sir,’ he added dutifully, then looked up, almost puppy hopeful. ‘See? We’re getting on better, aren’t we, sir? I don’t suppose I could prevail upon you for my valuables back, could I? As valuables go, they really are valuable.’ A pause. ‘Sir.’
With a smile, I shook my head.
‘Last chance,’ he said, ‘Look at my papers. You’ll understand.’
I hesitated.
428 gave me an encouraging nod.
Then I clicked my fingers.
Bentley opened an incinerator hatch with casual ceremony and slid the contents of the tray rattling into it. Prisoner 428 looked as though he was going to protest, and then watched them go with rapt silence. ‘Well, that’s a pity. That would have saved a lot of time.’
There was a waft of heat as Bentley closed the incinerator hatch and turned back to me. ‘I regret to inform you, sir, that the personal effects of Prisoner 428 were lost in transit.’
‘Remiss, Bentley, most remiss,’ I tutted.
She nodded, seemingly taking the reproof seriously, and then, with a rigid bow, departed. I may not like Bentley, she may not like me, but I do think we are both very efficient in our own way. Bentley’s way is more rigid. Everything about her reminds one of this fact. Constantly. Bentley gets things done.
By contrast, Prisoner 428 was slouched in the metal chair, wriggling himself comfortable.
‘Now then, Prisoner 428, where were we?’ I leaned back in my chair, making the most of its padded luxury. Prisoner 428’s chair was, needless to say, a sheet of metal bolted to the floor.
‘You were asking, sir …’ 428’s tone was a little dead. Did I detect the first signs of defeat? ‘You were asking if I knew who you were, and I was merely raising a valid query about the nature of identity. It’s a sliding scale,’ he shrugged. ‘I should know. Sir.’
‘I shall repeat the question, Prisoner 428. Do you know who I am?’
Prisoner 428 had done surly, angry, rude, and chummy. Now he yawned. ‘Yes, sir. What you want to hear is that this is a prison on an asteroid in deep space. You’re the Governor of it.’
‘Very good, 428,’ I said encouragingly. ‘Not a prison. We call it The Prison. And only the very worst criminals are sent here. I’m reliably informed that you’re the worst of the lot—’
‘Well, I’m innocent,’ flashed 428 with fury.
‘You all are, I know,’ I tutted. ‘Please do not interrupt me again, or I’ll have the Custodian sever something. I was going to say that I am informed that you are the very worst criminal in the sector, guilty of heinous crimes against the HomeWorld government. But,’ and I made myself appear as casual as 428 was, ‘let me tell you something – I’m not interested in the details of your crimes. That’s all in the past. While you’re here, you’re under my care. I view all of the prisoners here as my friends. And I’d like to include you on that list. Can I, 428?’ I leaned forward just a little. And smiled.
428 considered the offer. ‘I’m not in the habit of calling my friends “sir”.’
‘Make an exception, there’s a good fellow,’ I told him. ‘You’re in a lot of trouble 428 and—’
‘Oh, can we stop all that?’ snapped Prisoner 428. ‘My name’s the Doctor.’
‘It sounds like a criminal alias. And names are not allowed here.’
‘Well, tell you what, since we’re friends, let’s both make exceptions, shall we?’
Sometimes you have to bend Protocol in order to achieve a positive outcome. I was glad that Bentley wasn’t here to see this. She really wouldn’t have approved.
‘Very well then, Doctor,’ I said with my warmest smile. ‘Do you know why I had you brought here?’
428 considered. ‘Was it about the escaping?’
‘Correct! Very good, 428, it was about the escaping. You’re a new arrival. You have a lot to learn. You can’t escape from The Prison. Even if you continue to get out of your cell, there are the Custodians, Bentley’s guardians, the walls, the fences, the external defences to get through and then, finally, a very long walk home through deep space. In case you’ve missed it from the view as you arrived, we’re on an asteroid at the edge of the system. We get few supply ships. There’s honestly no way out, and yet you keep on trying.’
‘Oh, I do,’ 428 nodded warmly. ‘Call it a vocation.’
‘Some inmates weave baskets. They find it very calming.’
‘I’ve never had much time for wicker,’ muttered 428. ‘I’ll just carry on escaping, if it’s all the same to you.’
‘Of course it is. Be my guest.’ I waved the idea away magnanimously, reached across and patted him on the shoulder. I noticed with pleasure that he winced slightly. Clearly it was a little sore. ‘Escape as much as you want, my friend. I’m fully confident in my team’s abilities, but I’m sure they appreciate the practice. And, thanks to you, they have had a lot of practice of late.’
‘I do try my best,’ Prisoner 428 said smugly.
I toyed with the idea of cramming him down the incinerator, but beamed instead. ‘Well then, everyone must have a hobby, I suppose.’ I stood, indicating he was dismissed. ‘Off you trot, 428, back to your cell, and enjoy your escapades.’
‘You don’t understand,’ the Doctor – 428 – didn’t move.
‘I beg your pardon?’
‘You don’t understand, sir,’ Prisoner 428 repeated. ‘I did all the escaping for one purpose only. So that I could meet you.’
‘Did you now?’ I paused. I gave 428 another silence to tell me more about him. ‘You wanted to meet me?’ I leaned forward, interested.
‘Yes,’ he said.
‘Well, I’m pleased to have unlocked that particular achievement for you.’ I nodded, satisfied. ‘Perhaps you could learn a language next?’ I beamed, and motioned to the Custodians. ‘Take him back to his cell.’
‘No, you idiot … sir.’ The Doctor was on his feet, leaning across the desk, eyeball to eyeball with me, yelling fiercely as the Custodian sliced from the wall and wrapped electrified tendrils around him. ‘I had to meet you!’ he cried furiously, ignoring the pain, ‘Because I had to warn you. You have no idea what’s really going on here, do you? Unless you listen to me, a lot of people are going to die.’
2
I make it a rule not to look into the pasts of my prisoners. We all have skeletons in our closets, don’t we? and I try my best to be a man of my word. When I said to Prisoner 428 that I wanted to be his friend and that the details of his crimes did not concern me, I meant it.
All the same, he had been behaving extraordinarily. New arrivals often do. The Prison is an unusual place and takes some getting used to. I remember when I caught my first glimpse of it from the shuttle and my spirits, already low, slid down into my boots and then hid beneath my socks. I knew what The Prison was going to look like – in my old job, I’d been involved in the earliest planning stages, after all. But, when all of the worlds in our system, even now, are so colourful, to have helped create something so utterly grey and cold was horrid. The twinkling anti-gravity belts and external defence grid cast little lights on the darkness, creating pockets of almost-colour where you could trick yourself into thinking that the grey became a rich purple or even was tinged with shades of blue.
But really, the ast
eroid was just a formidable fist of rock, huge and forbidding and dark and so very final. We’d taken an unwanted lump and we’d put the most unwanted people in the sector in it. And forgotten all about them.
As my shuttle got closer and closer on that first approach, I found myself caught up in schoolboy imaginings, trying to think of a way of escaping. What would I do if I was a prisoner here? How would I get out of my cell? How would I get off the asteroid? I couldn’t help myself, I just got wrapped up in my enthusiasms. But, as the rock drew closer and closer, those childish dreams died in me, and I don’t think I’ve ever been quite the same since.
Honestly, most of the many security defence systems are pointless. There’s no way off this prison. Shuttles don’t even land, instead a one-way transport crosses the Defence Array and beams supplies and prisoners directly into the reception area. I’m not saying that people haven’t tried to get out, but it never ends well. The only way to escape from here is to die. Eventually, everyone realises this fact. And after that, I have no further trouble with them.
But what about Prisoner 428, who would prefer to be known as The Doctor? Well, what of him? I’d seen his type before, so many times. He’d tirade and shout, organise a furtive protest group, then a more blatant one. There’d be tiresome acts of rebellion, overt campaigning, perhaps a samizdat newsletter, maybe a few mass escape attempts. Inevitably, there’d be injuries (on his side), and his support would mutely drift away until Prisoner 428 stood alone, even sadder than when he first arrived.
I wanted to spare him that. Of course I did. It was my humane duty to do so. He was my friend, whether he wanted to be or not. So that was why I was breaching my promise to myself and finding out a little more about him. For no other reason than his own good, of course.
I blipped Bentley and she arrived, as stiff and immaculate as ever.
‘That was a bit of fun just now, wasn’t it, Bentley?’ I said.
‘If you say so, Governor.’ Bentley’s tone was cold, but the edges of her mouth twitched. She always teased me with the promise of a smile. I’d only ever seen her actually smile once, and that was when an escape attempt had gone horrifically wrong. Poor Marianne. To be truthful, I’m glad I’d never seen Bentley smile again.