by E. F. Benson
‘But I do seem to see an Indian,’ she said. ‘Ah, not Red Indian, other Indian. And – and he has slippers on and brown stockings – no, not brown stockings: it's legs. And there's a beard and a turban.’
She gave a sigh.
‘That's all I can see,’ she said.
‘My dear, you're marvellous,’ said he. ‘You're quite right.’
A slight bubbling sound came from Pepino, and Georgie began to suspect.
‘I believe you've seen him,’ he said. ‘How tarsome you are…’
When they had all laughed a great deal, and Georgie had been assured that Lucia really, word of honour, had no idea what happened next, the narrative was resumed.
‘So there stood the Indian, bowing and salaaming most politely, and when Rush had promised me he would send my crème de menthe that very morning, I just looked through a wine-list for a moment, and the Indian with quantities more bows came up to the counter, and said: “If you will have the great goodness to give me a little brandy-bottle.” So Rush gave it him and instead of paying for it, what do you think he said? Guess!’
Mrs Lucas rose with the air of Lady Macbeth, and pointed her finger at Georgie.
‘He said, “Put it down to Mrs Quantock's account,”’ she hissed.
Of course the explanation came now, and Lucia told the two men the contents of Mrs Quantock's letter. With that her cards were on the table, and though the fact of the Brahmin from Benares was news to Georgie, he had got many interesting things to tell her, for his house adjoined Mrs Quantock's, and there were plenty of things which Mrs Quantock had not mentioned in her letter, so that Georgie was soon in the position of informant again. His windows overlooked Mrs Quantock's garden, and since he could not keep his eyes shut all day, it followed that the happenings there were quite common property. Indeed, that was a general rule in Riseholme: anyone in an adjoining house could say, ‘What an exciting game of lawn-tennis you had this afternoon!’ having followed it from his bedroom. That was part of the charm: it was as if all Riseholme was a happy family with common interests and pursuits, and neighbours talked over the garden walls to each other. What happened in the house was a more private matter, and Mrs Quantock, for instance, would never look from the rising ground at the end of her garden into Georgie's dining-room, or, if she did, she would never tell anyone how many places were laid at table on that particular day when she had asked if he could give her lunch, and he had replied that, with great regret, his table was full. But nobody could help seeing into gardens from back windows: the ‘view’ belonged to everybody.
Georgie had had wonderful views.
‘That very day,’ said, ‘soon after lunch I was looking for a letter I thought I had left in my bedroom, and happening to glance out, I saw the Indian sitting under Mrs Quantock's pear-tree. He was swaying a little backwards and forwards.’
‘The brandy!’ said Lucia excitedly. ‘He has his meals in his own room.’
‘No, amica, it was not the brandy. In fact, I don't suppose the brandy had gone to Mrs Quantock's house, for he did not take it from Rush's, but asked that it should be sent –’ He paused a moment – ‘Or did he take it away? I declare I can't remember. But anyhow, when he swayed backwards and forwards, he wasn't drunk, if you mean that, for presently he stood on one leg, and crooked the other behind it, and remained there with his hands up, as if he was praying, for quite a long time, without swaying at all. So he couldn't have been tipsy. And then he sat down again, and took off his slippers, and held his toes with one hand, while his legs were quite straight out, and put his left hand round behind his head, and grasped his right ear with it. I tried to do it on my bedroom floor, but I couldn't get near it… Then he sat up again, and called, “Chela Chela” and Mrs Quantock came running out.’
‘Why did he say “Chela”?’ asked Lucia.
‘I wondered too. But I knew I had some clue to it, so I looked through some books by Rudyard Kipling, and found that “Chela” meant “Disciple”. What you told us just now about “Guru” being “Teacher”, seems to piece the whole thing together.’
‘And what did Daisy do?’ asked Mrs Lucas breathlessly.
‘She sat down too, and put her legs out straight in front of her, like the Guru, and tried to hold the toe of her shoe in her fingers, and naturally she couldn't get within yards of it. I got nearer than she did. And he said, “Beloved lady, not too far at first.”’
‘So you could hear, too?’ said Lucia.
‘Naturally, for my window was open, and as you know, Mrs Quantock's pear-tree is quite close to the house. And then he told her to stop up one nostril with her finger and inhale through the other, and then hold her breath while he counted six. Then she breathed it all out again, and started with the other side. She repeated that several times, and he was very much pleased with her. Then she said: “It is quite wonderful: I feel so light and vigorous.”’
‘It would be very wonderful indeed if dear Daisy felt light,’ remarked Lucia. ‘What next?’
‘Then they sat and swayed backwards and forwards again, and muttered something that sounded like “Pom”.’
‘That would be “Om” and then?’
‘I couldn't wait any longer, for I had some letters to write.’
She smiled at him.
‘I shall give you another cup of tea to reward you for your report,’ she said. ‘It has all been most interesting. Tell me again about the breathing in and holding your breath.’
Georgie did so, and illustrated in his own person what had happened. Next moment Lucia was imitating him, and Pepino came round in order to get a better view of what Georgie was doing. Then they all sat, inhaling through one nostril, holding their breath, and then expelling it again.
‘Very interesting,’ said Lucia at the end. ‘Upon my word, it does give one a sort of feeling of vigour and lightness. I wonder if there is something in it.’
3
Though The Hurst was, as befitted its châtelaine, the most Elizabethanly complete abode in Riseholme, the rest of the village, in its due degrees, fell very little short of perfection. It had but its one street, some half-mile in length, but that street was a gem of mediaeval domestic architecture. For the most part the houses that lined it were blocks of contiguous cottages, which had been converted, either singly or by twos and threes, into dwellings containing the comforts demanded by the twentieth century, but externally they preserved the antiquity which, though it might be restored or even added on to, presented a truly Elizabethan appearance. There were, of course, accretions, such as old inn-signs above front-doors, and old bell-pulls at their sides, but the doors were uniformly of inconveniently low stature, roofs were of stone slabs or old brick, in which a surprisingly abundant crop of antirrhinums and stone-crops had anchored itself, and there was hardly a garden that did not contain a path of old paving-stones, a mulberry-tree and some yews cut into shape.
Nothing in the place was more blatantly mediaeval than the village green, across which Georgie took his tripping steps after leaving the presence of his Queen. Round it stood a row of great elms, and in its centre was the ducking-pond, according to Riseholme tradition, though perhaps in less classical villages it might have passed merely for a duck-pond. But in Riseholme it would have been rank heresy to have dreamed, even in the most pessimistic moments, of its being anything but a ducking-pond. Close by it stood a pair of stocks, about which there was no doubt whatever, for Mr Lucas had purchased them from a neighbouring iconoclastic village, where they were on the point of being broken up, and, after having them repaired, had presented them to the village green, and chosen their site close to the ducking-pond. Round the green were grouped the shops of the village, slightly apart from the residential street, and at the far end of it was that undoubtedly Elizabethan hostelry, the Ambermere Arms, full to overflowing of ancient tables and Bible-boxes, and fire-dogs, and fire-backs, and bottles, and chests and settles. These were purchased in large quantities by the American tourists who swarmed there
during the summer months, at a high profit to the nimble proprietor, who thereupon purchased fresh antiquities to take their places. The Ambermere Arms, in fact, was the antique furniture shop of the place, and did a thriving trade, for it was much more interesting to buy objects out of a real old Elizabethan inn, than out of a shop.
Georgie had put his smart military cape over his arm for his walk, and at intervals applied his slim forefinger to one nostril, while he breathed in through the other, continuing the practice which he had observed going on in Mrs Quantock's garden. Though it made him a little dizzy, it certainly produced a sort of lightness, but soon he remembered the letter from Mrs Quantock, which the Queen had quoted from, warning her that these exercises ought to be taken under instruction, and so he desisted. He was going to deliver the Queen's answer at Mrs Quantock's house, and with a view to possibly meeting the Guru, and being introduced to him, he said over to himself, ‘Guru, Guru, Guru,’ instead of doing deep breathing, in order to accustom himself to the unusual syllables.
It would, of course, have been very strange and un-Riseholmelike to have gone to a friend's door, even though the errand was so impersonal a one as leaving somebody else's note, without inquiring whether the friend was in, and being instantly admitted if she was, and as a matter of fact, Georgie caught a glimpse when the knocker was answered (Mrs Quantock did not have a bell at all), through the open door of the hall, of Mrs Quantock standing in the middle of the lawn on one leg. Naturally, therefore, he ran out into the garden without any further formality. She looked like a little round fat stork, whose legs had not grown, but who preserved the habits of her kind.
‘Dear lady, I've brought a note for you,’ he said. ‘It's from Lucia.’
The other leg went down, and she turned on him the wide, firm smile that she had learned in the vanished days of Christian Science.
‘Om,’ said Mrs Quantock, expelling the remainder of her breath. ‘Thank you, my dear Georgie. It's extraordinary what Yoga has done for me already. Cold quite gone. If you ever feel out of sorts, or depressed or cross, you can cure yourself at once. I've got a visitor staying with me.’
‘Have you indeed?’ asked Georgie, without alluding to the thrilling excitements which had trodden so closely on each other's heels since yesterday morning, when he had seen the Guru in Rush's shop.
‘Yes; and as you've just come down from dear Lucia‘s, perhaps she may have said something to you about him, for I wrote to her. He's a Guru of extraordinary sanctity from Benares, and he's teaching me the Way. You shall see him, too, unless he's meditating. I will call to him; if he's meditating he won't hear me, so we shan't be interrupting him. He wouldn't hear a railway accident if he was meditating.’
She turned round towards the house.
‘Guru, dear!’ she called.
There was a moment's pause, and the Indian's face appeared at a window.
‘Beloved lady!’ he said.
‘Guru, dear, I want to introduce a friend of mine to you,’ she said. ‘This is Mr Pillson, and when you know him a little better you will call him Georgie.’
‘Beloved lady, I know him very well indeed. I see into his clear, white soul. Peace be unto you, my friend.’
‘Isn't he marvellous! Fancy!’ said Mrs Quantock, in an aside.
Georgie raised his hat very politely.
‘How do you do?’ he said. (After his quiet practice he would have said, ‘How do you do, Guru?’ but it rhymed in a ridiculous manner, and his red lips could not frame the word.)
‘I am always well,’ said the Guru. ‘I am always young and well because I follow the Way.’
‘Sixty at least he tells me,’ said Mrs Quantock, in a hissing aside, probably audible across the Channel, ‘and he thinks more, but the years make no difference to him. He is like a boy. Call him “Guru”.’
‘Guru –’ began Georgie.
‘Yes, my friend.’
‘I am very glad you are well,’ said Georgie wildly. He was greatly impressed, but much embarrassed. Also it was so hard to talk to a second-storey window with any sense of ease, especially when you had to address a total stranger of extraordinary sanctity from Benares.
Mrs Quantock came to the assistance of his embarrassment.
‘Guru, dear, are you coming down to see us?’ she asked.
‘Beloved lady, no,’ said the level voice. ‘It is laid on me to wait here. It is the time of calm and prayer, when it is good to be alone. I will come down when the Guides bid me. But teach our dear friend what I have taught you. Surely before long I will grasp his earthly hand, but not now. Peace! Peace and light!’
‘Have you got some Guides as well?’ asked Georgie, when the Guru disappeared from the window. ‘And are they Indians too?’
‘Oh, those are his spiritual guides,’ said Mrs Quantock. ‘He sees them and talks to them, but they are not in the body.’
She gave a happy sigh.
‘I have never felt anything like it,’ she said. ‘He has brought such an atmosphere into the house that even Robert feels it, and doesn't mind being turned out of his dressing-room. There, he has shut the window. Isn't it all marvellous?’
Georgie had not seen anything particularly marvellous yet, except the phenomenon of Mrs Quantock standing on one leg in the middle of the lawn, but presumably her emotion communicated itself to him by the subtle infection of the spirit.
‘And what does he do?’ he asked.
‘My dear, it is not what he does but what he is,’ said she. ‘Why, even my little bald account of him to Lucia has made her ask him to her garden-party. Of course, I can't tell whether he will go or not. He seems so very much – how shall I say it? – so very much sent to me. But I shall, of course, ask him whether he will come. Trances and meditation all day! And in the intervals such serenity and sweetness. You know, for instance, how tiresome Robert is about his food. Well, last night the mutton, I am bound to say, was a little underdone, and Robert was beginning to throw it about the plate in the way he has. Well, my Guru got up, and just said, “Show me the way to kitchen” – he leaves out little words sometimes, because they don't matter – and I took him down, and he said “Peace!” He told me to leave him there, and in ten minutes he was up again with a little plate of curry and rice and what had been underdone mutton, and you never ate anything so good. Robert had most of it, gobbling it up, and I had the rest, and my Guru was so pleased at seeing Robert pleased. He said Robert had a pure white soul, just like you, only I wasn't to tell him, because for him the Way ordained that he must find it out for himself. And to-day, before lunch again, he went down to the kitchen, and my cook told me he only took a pinch of pepper and a tomato and a little bit of mutton fat, and a sardine and a bit of cheese, and a scraping of gentleman's relish, and a little nutmeg, and he brought up a dish that you never saw equalled. Delicious! I shouldn't a bit wonder if Robert began breathing exercises soon. There is one that makes you lean and young, and strengthens the liver.’
This sounded very entrancing.
‘Can't you teach me that?’ asked Georgie eagerly. He had been rather disturbed about his increasing plumpness for a year past, and about his increasing age for longer than that. As for his liver, he always had to be careful, and was often a little pale after a party.
She shook her head.
‘You cannot practise it except under tuition from an expert,’ she said.
Georgie rapidly considered what Hermy's and Ursy's comments would be, if, when they arrived to-morrow, he was found doing exercises under the tuition of a Guru. Hermy, when she was not otter-hunting, could be very sarcastic, and he had a clear month of Hermy in front of him, without any otter-hunting, which, so she had informed him, was not possible in August. This was mysterious to Georgie, because it did not seem likely that all otters died in August, or turned into something else like caterpillars. If Hermy was here in October, she would otter-hunt all morning, and snore all afternoon, and be in the best of tempers, but the August visit required more careful hand
ling. Yet the prospect of being lean and young, and internally controlled was wonderfully tempting.
‘But couldn't he be my Guru as well?’ he asked.
Quite suddenly, as by some demoniac possession, a desire that had been only intermittently in Mrs Quantock's consciousness took full possession of her; a red revolutionary insurgence hoisted its banners. Why, with this stupendous novelty in the shape of a Guru, shouldn't she lead and direct Riseholme instead of Lucia? She had long wondered why darling Lucia should be queen of Riseholme, and had, by momentary illumination, seen herself, thus equipped, as far more capable of exercising supremacy. After all, everybody in Riseholme knew Lucia's old tunes by now, and were in their secret consciousnesses quite aware that she did not play the second and third movements of the ‘Moonlight Sonata simply because they ‘went faster’, however much she might cloak the omission by saying that they resembled eleven o'clock in the morning or three o'clock in the afternoon. And Mrs Quantock had often suspected that she did not read one quarter of the books she talked about, and that she got up subjects in the Encyclopaedia in order to make a brave show that covered essential ignorance. Certainly she spent a good deal of money over entertaining, but Robert had lately made twenty times what darling Lucia spent annually, over Roumanian oils. As for her acting, had she not completely forgotten her words as Lady Macbeth in the middle of the sleep-walking scene?
But here was Lucia, as proved by her note and the mission ADC, wildly interested in her Guru. Mrs Quantock conjectured that Lucia's plan was to launch the Guru at her August parties, as her own discovery. He would be a novelty, and it would be Lucia who gave Om-parties, and breathing-parties, and standing-on-one-leg-parties, while she herself, Daisy Quantock, would be bidden to these as a humble guest, and Lucia would get all the credit, and, as likely as not, invite the discoverer, the inventress, just now and then. Mrs Quantock's Guru would become Lucia's Guru, and all Riseholme would flock hungrily for light and leading to The Hurst. She had written to Lucia in all sincerity, hoping that she would extend the hospitality of her garden-parties to the Guru, but now the very warmth of Lucia's reply caused her to suspect this ulterior motive. She had been too precipitate, too rash, ‘too ill-advised, too sudden’, as Lucia would say. She ought to have known that Lucia, with her August parties coming on, would have jumped at a Guru, and withheld him for her own parties, taking the wind out of Lucia's arrogant sails. Lucia had already suborned Georgia to leave this note and begin to filch the Guru away. Mrs Quantock saw it all now, and clearly this was not to be borne. Before she answered, she steeled herself with the triumph she had once scored in the matter of the Scotch attorney.