by E. F. Benson
Next morning (Saturday), the mystery of that arrival at The Hurst the evening before grew infinitely more intense. It was believed that only one person had come, and yet there was no doubt that several pounds of salmon, dozens (‘Literally dozens,’ said Mrs Boucher, ‘for I saw the basket’) of eggs, two chickens, a leg of lamb, as well as countless other provisions unidentified, were delivered at the back door of The Hurst; a positive frieze of tradesmen's boys was strung across the green. Even if the mysterious arrival was Lucia herself, she could not, unless the whirl and worldliness of her London life had strangely increased her appetite, eat all that before Monday. And besides, why had she not rung up Georgie, or somebody, or opened her bedroom window on this hot morning? Or could it be Pepino again, sent down here for a rest-cure and a stuffing of his emaciated frame? But then he would not have come down without some sort of attendant to look after him… Riseholme was completely baffled; never had its powers of inductive reasoning been so nonplussed, for though so much went into The Hurst, nobody but the tradesmen's boys with empty baskets came out. Georgie and Daisy stared at each other in blankness over the garden paling, and when, in despair of arriving at any solution, they sought the oracles of Abfou, he would give them nothing but hesitating Arabic.
‘Which shows,’ said Daisy, as she put the planchette away in disgust, ‘that even he doesn't know, or doesn't wish to tell us.’ Lunch-time arrived, and there were very poor appetites in Riseholme (with the exception of that Gargantuan of whom nothing was known). But as for going to The Hurst and ringing the bell and asking if Mrs Lucas was at home, all Riseholme would sooner have died lingering and painful deaths, rather than let Lucia know that they took the smallest interest in anything she had done, was doing or would do.
About three o'clock Georgie was sitting on the green opposite his house, finishing his sketch, which the affairs of the Museum had caused him sadly to neglect. He had got it upside down on his easel and was washing some more blue into the sky, when he heard the hoot of a motor. He just looked up, and what he saw caused his hand to twitch so violently that he put a large dab of cobalt on the middle of his red-brick house. For the motor had stopped at The Hurst, not a hundred yards away, and out of it got Lucia and Pepino. She gave some orders to her chauffeur, and then without noticing him (perhaps without seeing him) she followed Pepino into the house. Hardly waiting to wash the worst of the cobalt off his house, Georgie hurried into Daisy's, and told her exactly what had happened.
‘No!’ said Daisy, and out they came again, and stood in the shadow of her mulberry-tree to see what would happen next. The mulberry-tree had recovered from the pruning of its roots (so it wasn't it which Abfou had said was dead), and gave them good shelter.
Nothing happened next.
‘But it's impossible,’ said Daisy, speaking in a sort of conspiratorial whisper. ‘It's queer enough her coming without telling any of us, but now she's here, she surely must ring somebody up.’
Georgie was thinking intently.
‘The next thing that will happen,’ he said, ‘will be that servants and luggage will arrive from the station. They'll be here any minute; I heard the 3.20 whistle just now. She and Pepino have driven down.’
‘I shouldn't wonder,’ said Daisy. ‘But even now, what about the chickens and all those eggs? Georgie, it must have been her cook who came last night – she and Pepino were dining out in London – and ordered all those provisions this morning. But there were enough to last them a week. And three pints of cream, so I've heard since, and enough ice for a skating rink and –’
It was then that Georgie had the flash of intuition that was for ever memorable. It soared above inductive reasoning.
‘She's having a weekend party of some of her smart friends from London,’ he said slowly. ‘And she doesn't want any of us.’
Daisy blinked at this amazing light. Then she cast one withering glance in the direction of The Hurst.
‘She!’ she said. ‘And her shingles. And her seed pearls! That's all.’
A minute afterwards the station cab arrived pyramidal with luggage. Four figures disembarked, three female and one male.
‘The major-domo,’ said Daisy, and without another word marched back into her house to ask Abfou about it all. He came through at once, and wrote ‘Snob’ all over the paper.
There was no reason why Georgie should not finish his sketch, and he sat down again and began by taking out the rest of the misplaced cobalt. He felt so certain of the truth of his prophecy that he just let it alone to fulfil itself, and for the next hour he never worked with more absorbed attention. He knew that Daisy came out of her house, walking very fast, and he supposed she was on her way to spread the news and forecast the sequel. But beyond the fact that he was perfectly sure that a party from London was coming down for the weekend, he could form no idea of what would be the result of that. It might be that Lucia would ask him or Daisy, or some of her old friends to dine, but if she had intended to do that she would probably have done it already. The only alternative seemed to be that she meant to ignore Riseholme altogether. But shortly before the arrival of the fast train from London at 4.30, his prophetical calm began (for he was but human) to be violently agitated, and he took his tea in the window of his drawing-room, which commanded a good view of the front garden of The Hurst, and put his opera-glasses ready to hand. The window was a big bow, and he distinctly saw the end of Robert's brass telescope projecting from the corresponding window next door.
Once more a motor-horn sounded, and the Lucases’ car drew up at the gate of The Hurst. There stepped out Mrs Garroby-Ashton, followed by the weird bright thing which had called to take Lucia to the private view of the post-cubists. Georgie had not time for the moment to rack his brain as to the name he had forgotten, for observation was his primary concern, and next he saw Lord Limpsfield, whom he had met at Olga's party. Finally there emerged a tall, slim, middle-aged man in Oxford trousers, for whom Georgie instantly conceived a deep distrust. He had thick auburn hair, for he wore no hat, and he waved his hands about in a silly manner as he talked. Over his shoulder was a little cape. Then Lucia came tripping out of the house with her short skirts and her shingles, and they all chattered together, and kissed and squealed, and pointed in different directions, and moved up the garden into the house. The door was shut, and the end of Robert's brass telescope withdrawn.
•
Hardly had these shameful events occurred when Georgie's telephone-bell rang. It might be Daisy wanting to compare notes, but it might be Lucia asking him to tea. He felt torn in half at the idea: carnal curiosity urged him with clamour to go, dignity dissuaded him. Still halting between two opinions, he went towards the instrument, which continued ringing. He felt sure now that it was Lucia, and what on earth was he to say? He stood there so long that Foljambe came hurrying into the room, in case he had gone out.
‘See who it is, Foljambe,’ he said.
Foljambe with amazing calm took off the receiver.
‘Trunk call,’ she said.
He glued himself to the instrument, and soon there came a voice he knew.
‘No! Is it you?’ he asked. ‘What is it?’
‘I'm motoring down to-morrow morning,’ said Olga, ‘and Princess Isabel is probably coming with me, though she is not absolutely certain. But expect her, unless I telephone to-morrow. Be a darling and give us lunch, as we shall be late, and come and dine. Terrible hurry: goodbye.’
‘No, you must wait a minute,’ screamed Georgie. ‘Of course I'll do that, but I must tell you, Lucia's just come with a party from London and hasn't asked any of us.’
‘No!’ said Olga. ‘Then don't tell her I'm coming. She's become such a bore. She asks me to lunch and dinner every day. How thrilling though, Georgie! Whom has she got?’
Suddenly the name of the weird bright female came back to Georgie.
‘Mrs Alingsby,’ he said.
‘Lor!’ said Olga. ‘Who else?’
‘Mrs Garroby-Ashton –’
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‘What?’
‘Garr-o-by Ash-ton,’ said Georgie very distinctly; ‘and Lord Limpsfield. And a tall man in Oxford trousers with auburn hair.’
‘It sounds like your double, Georgie,’ said Olga. ‘And a little cape like yours?’
‘Yes,’ said Georgie rather coldly.
‘I think it must be Stephen Merriall,’ said Olga after a pause.
‘And who's that?’ asked he.
‘Lucia's lover,’ said Olga quite distinctly.
‘No!’ said Georgie.
‘Of course he isn't. I only meant he was always there. But I believe he's Hermione. I'm not sure, but I think so. Georgie, we shall have a hectic Sunday. Goodbye, to-morrow about two or three for lunch, and two or three for lunch. What a gossip you are.’
He heard that delicious laugh, and the click of her receiver.
Georgie was far too thrilled to gasp. He sat quite quiet, breathing gently. For the honour of Riseholme he was glad that a princess was perhaps coming to lunch with him, but apart from that he would really have much preferred that Olga should be alone. The affaire Lucia was so much more thrilling than anything else, but Princess Isabel might feel no interest in it, and instead they would talk about all sorts of dull things like kings and courts… Then suddenly he sprang from his chair: there was a leg of lamb for Sunday lunch, and an apple tart, and nothing else at all. What was to be done? The shops by now would be shut.
He rang for Foljambe.
‘Miss Olga's coming to lunch and possibly – possibly a friend of hers,’ he said. ‘What are we to do?’
‘A leg of lamb and an apple tart's good enough for anybody, isn't it?’ said Foljambe severely.
This really seemed true as soon as it was pointed out, and Georgie made an effort to dismiss the matter from his mind. But he could not stop still: it was all so exciting, and after having changed his Oxford trousers in order to minimize the likeness between him and that odious Mr Merriall, he went out for a constitutional round the green, from all points of which he could see any important development at The Hurst. Riseholme generally was doing the same, and his stroll was interrupted by many agreeable stoppages. It was already known that Lucia and Pepino had arrived, and that servants and luggage had come by the 3.20, and that Lucia's motor had met the 4.30 and returned laden with exciting people. Georgie therefore was in high demand, for he might supply the names of the exciting people, and he had the further information to divulge that Olga was arriving to-morrow, and was lunching with him and dining at her own house. He said nothing about a possible princess: she might not come, and in that case he knew that there would be a faint suspicion in everybody's mind that he had invented it; whereas if she did, she would no doubt sign his visitors' book for everyone to see.
Feeling ran stormy high against Lucia, and as usual when Riseholme felt a thing deeply there was little said by way of public comment, though couples might have been observed with set and angry faces and gabbling mouths. But higher yet ran curiosity and surmise as to what Lucia would do, and what Olga would do. Not a sign had come for anyone from The Hurst, not a soul had been asked to lunch, dinner, or even tea, and if Lucia seemed to be ashamed of Riseholme society before her grand friends, there was no doubt that Riseholme society was ashamed of Lucia…
And then suddenly a deadly hush fell on these discussions, and even those who were walking fastest in their indignation came to a halt, for out of the front-door of The Hurst streamed the ‘exciting people’ and their hosts. There was Lucia, hatless and shingled and short-skirted, and the Bird-of-Paradise and Mrs Garroby-Ashton, and Pepino and Lord Limpsfield and Mr Merriall all talking shrilly together, with shrieks of hollow laughter. They came slowly across the green towards the little pond round which Riseholme stood, and passed within fifty yards of it, and if Lucia had been the Gorgon, Riseholme could not more effectually have been turned into stone. She too, appeared not to notice them, so absorbed was she in conversation, and on they went straight towards the Museum. Just as they passed Colonel Boucher's house, Mrs Boucher came out in her bath-chair, and without pause was wheeled straight through the middle of them. She then drew up by the side of the green below the large elm.
The party passed into the Museum. The windows were open, and from inside them came shrieks of laughter. This continued for about ten minutes, and then… they all came out again. Several of them carried catalogues, and Mr Merriall was reading out of one in a loud voice.
‘Pair of worsted mittens,’ he announced, ‘belonging to Queen Charlotte, and presented by the Lady Ambermere.’
‘Don't,’ said Lucia. ‘Don't make fun of our dear little Museum, Stephen.’
As they retraced their way along the edge of the green, movement came back to Riseholme again. Lucia's policy with regard to the Museum had declared itself. Georgie strolled up to Mrs Boucher's bath-chair. Mrs Boucher was extremely red in the face, and her hands were trembling.
‘Good evening, Mr Georgie,’ said she. ‘Another party of strangers, I see, visiting the Museum. They looked very odd people, and I hope we shan't find anything missing. Any news?’
That was a very dignified way of taking it, and Georgie responded in the same spirit.
‘Not a scrap that I know of,’ he said, ‘except that Olga's coming down to-morrow.’
‘That will be nice,’ said Mrs Boucher. ‘Riseholme is always glad to see her.’
Daisy joined them.
‘Good evening, Mrs Quantock,’ said Mrs Boucher. ‘Any news?’
‘Yes, indeed,’ said Daisy rather breathlessly. ‘Didn't you see them? Lucia and her party?’
‘No,’ said Mrs Boucher firmly. ‘She is in London surely. Anything else?’
Daisy took the cue. Complete ignorance that Lucia was in Riseholme at all was a noble manoeuvre.
‘It must have been my mistake,’ she said. ‘Oh, my mulberry-tree has quite come round.’
‘No!’ said Mrs Boucher in the Riseholme voice. ‘I am pleased. I daresay the pruning did it good. And Mr Georgie's just told me that our dear Olga, or I should say Mrs Shuttle-worth, is coming down to-morrow, but he hasn't told me what time yet.’
‘Two or three, she said,’ answered Georgie. ‘She's motoring down, and is going to have lunch with me whenever she gets here.’
‘Indeed! Then I should advise you to have something cold that won't spoil by waiting. A bit of cold lamb, for instance. Nothing so good on a hot day.’
‘What an excellent idea!’ said Georgie. ‘I was thinking of hot lamb. But the other's much better. I'll have it cooked to-night.’
‘And a nice tomato salad,’ said Mrs Boucher, ‘and if you haven't got any, I can give you some. Send your Foljambe round, and she'll come back with half a dozen ripe tomatoes.’
Georgie hurried off to see to these new arrangements, and Colonel Boucher having strolled away with Piggy, his wife could talk freely to Mrs Quantock… She did.
Lucia waking rather early next morning found she had rather an uneasy conscience as her bedfellow, and she used what seemed very reasonable arguments to quiet it. There would have been no point in writing to Georgie or any of them to say that she was bringing down some friends for the weekend and would be occupied with them all Sunday. She could not, with all these guests, play duets with Georgie, or get poor Daisy to give an exhibition of ouija, or have Mrs Boucher in her bath-chair to tea, for she would give them all long histories of purely local interest, which could not conceivably amuse people like Lord Limpsfield or weird Sophy. She had been quite wise to keep Riseholme and Brompton Square apart, for they would not mix. Besides, her guests would go away on Monday morning, and she had determined to stop over till Tuesday and be extremely kind, and not the least condescending. She would have one or two of them to lunch, and one or two more to dinner, and give Georgie a full hour of duets as well. Naturally, if Olga had been here, she would have asked Olga on Sunday but Olga had been singing last night at the opera. Lucia had talked a good deal about her at dinner, and given the imp
ression that they were never out of each other's houses either in town or here, and had lamented her absence.
‘Such a pity,’ she had said. ‘For dearest Olga loves singing in my music-room. I shall never forget how she dropped in for some little garden-party and sang the awakening of Brünnhilde. Even you, dear Sophy, with your passion for the primitive, would have enjoyed that. She sang Lucrezia here, too, before anyone had heard it. Cortese brought the score down the moment he had finished it – ah, I think that was in her house – there was just Pepino and me, and perhaps one or two others. We would have had dearest Olga here all day to-morrow if only she had been here…’
So Lucia felt fairly easy, having planned these treats for Riseholme on Monday, as to her aloofness to-day, and then her conscience brought up the question of the Museum. Here she stoutly defended herself: she knew nothing about the Museum (except what Pepino had seen through the window a few Sundays before); she had not been consulted about the Museum, she was not on the committee, and it was perfectly proper for her to take her party to see it. She could not prevent them bursting into shrieks of laughter at Queen Charlotte's mittens and Daisy's drainpipes, nor could she possibly prevent herself from joining in those shrieks of laughter herself, for surely this was the most ridiculous collection of rubbish ever brought together. A glass case for Queen Charlotte's mittens, a heap of fossils such as she had chipped out by the score from the old quarry, some fragments of glass (Georgie ought to have known better), some quilts, a dozen coins, lent, only lent, by poor Daisy! In fact the only object of the slightest interest was the pair of stocks which she and Pepino had bought and set up on the village green. She would see about that when she came down in August, and back they should go on to the village green. Then there was the catalogue: who could help laughing at the catalogue which described in most pompous language the contents of this dustbin? There was nothing to be uneasy about over that. And as for Mrs Boucher having driven right through her party without a glance of recognition, what did that matter? On her own side also, Lucia had given no glance of recognition to Mrs Boucher: if she had, Mrs Boucher would have told them all about her asparagus or how her Elizabeth had broken a plate. It was odd, perhaps, that Mrs Boucher hadn't stopped… and was it rather odd also that, though from the corner of her eye she had seen all Riseholme standing about on the green, no one had made the smallest sign of welcome? It was true that she had practically cut them (if a process conducted at the distance of fifty yards can be called a cut), but she was not quite sure that she enjoyed the same process herself. Probably it meant nothing; they saw she was engaged with her friends, and very properly had not thrust themselves forward.