I fancied occasionally that my brother and sister were proud of me, for my books, even if they found them unreadable, boring, mere curiosities. As my brother pointed out once while my parents were extolling my greatness to some friends, “You could rub your shit on a shingle and they'd act like that.” I knew this before he'd said it, but still it was rather deflating. He then added, “Not that they don't have a right to be proud.” What went unsaid, but clearly implied, was that they had a right but not a reason to be proud of me. I must have cared some then, because I was angered by his words. By now however, I appreciated Bill and what he had said, though I hadn't seen him in four years.
The conference was at the Mayflower Hotel, but as I disliked meetings and had little interest in the participants of such affairs, I took a room at a little B&B off Dupont Circle called the Tabbard Inn. The most attractive feature of the place to me was the absence of a phone in the room. I checked in, unpacked and showered. I then called my sister at her clinic from the phone in the lobby.
“So, you're here,” Lisa said.
I didn't point out to her how much better So, you made it might have sounded, but said, “Yep.”
“Have you called Mother yet?”
“No. I figured she'd be taking her afternoon siesta about now.”
Lisa grunted what sounded like an agreement. “So, shall I pick you up and we can swing by and get the old lady for dinner?”
“Okay. I'm at the Tabbard Inn.”
“I know it. Be there in an hour.” She hung up before I could say “Goodbye” or “I'll be ready” or “Don't bother, just go to hell.” But I wouldn't have said that to Lisa. I admired her far too much and in many ways I wished I were more like her. She'd dedicated her life to helping people, but it was never clear to me that she liked them all that much. That idea of service, she got from my father, who, however wealthy his practice made him, never collected fees from half his patients.
My father's funeral had been a simple, yet huge, somewhat organic event in Northwest Washington. The street outside the Episcopal church my parents never attended was filled with people, nearly all of them teary-eyed and claiming to have been delivered into this world by the great Dr. Ellison, this in spite of most of them being clearly too young to have been born while he was still practicing. I as yet have been unable to come to an understanding or create some meaning for the spectacle.
Lisa arrived exactly one hour later. We hugged stiffly, as was our wont, and walked to the street. I got into her luxury coupe, sank into the leather and said, “Nice car.”
“What's that supposed to mean?” she asked.
“Comfortable car,” I said. “Plush, well appointed, not shitty, nicer than my car. What do you think it means?”
She turned the key. “I hope you're ready.”
I looked at her, watched as she slipped the automatic transmission into drive.
“Mother's a little weird these days,” she said.
“She sounds okay on the phone,” I said, knowing full well it was a stupid thing to say, but still my bit in all this was to allow segue from minor complaint to reports of coming doom.
“You think you'd be able to tell anything during those five minute check-ins you call conversations?”
I had in fact called them just that, but I would no longer.
“She forgets things, forgets that you've told her things just minutes later.”
“She an old woman.”
“That's exactly what I'm telling you.” Lisa slammed the heel of her palm against the horn, then lowered her window. She yelled at the driver in front of us who had stopped in a manner to her disliking, “Eat shit and die, you colon polyp!”
“You should be careful,” I said. “That guy could be a nut or something.”
“Fuck him,” she said. “Four months ago Mother paid all her bills twice. All of them. Guess who writes the checks now.” She turned her head to look at me, awaiting a response.
“You do.”
“Damn right, I do. You're out in California and Pretty Boy Floyd is butchering people in Fartsdale and I'm the only one here.”
“What about Lorraine?”
“Lorraine is still around. Where else is she going to be? She's still stealing little things here and there. Do you think she complained when she got paid twice? I'm being run ragged.”
“I'm sorry, Lisa. It really isn't a fair setup.” I didn't know what to say short of offering to move back to D.C. and in with my mother.
“She can't even remember that I'm divorced. She can recall every nauseating detail about Barry, but she can't remember that he ran off with his secretary. You'll see. First thing out of her mouth will be ‘Are you and Barry pregnant yet?' Christ.”
“Is there anything you want me to take care of in the house?” I asked.
“Yeah, right. You come home, fix a radiator and she'll remember that for six years. ‘Monksie fixed that squeaky door. Why can't you fix anything? You'd think with all that education you could fix something.' Don't touch anything in that house.” Lisa didn't reach for a pack of cigarettes, didn't make motions like she was reaching for one or lighting one, but that's exactly what she was doing. In her mind, she was holding a Bic lighter to a Marlboro and blowing out a cloud of smoke. She looked at me again. “So, how are you doing, little brother?”
“Okay, I guess.”
“What are you doing in town?”
“I'm giving a paper at the Nouveau Roman Society meeting.” Her silence seemed to request elaboration. “I'm working on a novel, I guess you'd call it a novel, which treats this critical text by Roland Barthes, SI/Z, exactly as it treats its so-called subject text which is Balzac's Sarrasine.”
Lisa grunted something friendly enough sounding. “You know, I just can't read that stuff you write.”
“Sorry.”
“It's my fault, I'm sure.”
“How is your practice?”
Lisa shook her head. “I hate this country. These antiabortionist creeps are out front every day, with their signs and their big potato heads. They're scary. I suppose you heard about that mess in Maryland.”
I had in fact read about the sniper who shot the nurse through the clinic window. I nodded.
Lisa was tapping the steering wheel rapid fire with her index fingers. As always, my sister and her problems seemed so much larger than me and mine. And I could offer her nothing in the way of solutions, advice, or even commiseration. Even in her car, in spite of her small size and soft features, she towered over me.
“You know why I like you, Monk?” she said after a long break. “I like you because you're smart. You understand stuff I could never get and you don't even think about it. I mean, you're just one of those people.” There was a note of resentment in her compliment. “I mean, Bill is a jerk, probably a good butcher, but a butcher nonetheless. He doesn't care about anything but being a good butcher and making butcher money. But you, you don't have to think about this crap, but you do.” She put out her imaginary cigarette. “I just wish you'd write something I could read.”
“I'll see what I can do.”
I've always fished small water, brooks and streams, and little rivers. I've never been able to make it back to my car before dark. No matter how early I start, it's night when I get back. I fish this hole, then that riffle under that undercut bank, that outside bend, each spot looking sweeter and more promising than the last, until I'm miles away from where I started. When it's clear that the hour is late, then I fish my way back, each possible trout hiding place looking even more exciting than it did before, the new angle changing it, the thought that dusk will make the fish hungry nudging at me.
My mother had just awakened from her nap when we arrived at her house on Underwood, but as always she was dressed as if to go out. She wore blush in the old way, showing clearly on her light cheeks, but her age let her pull it off. She seemed shorter than ever and she hugged me somewhat less stiffly than my sister had and said, “My little Monksie is home.”
/> I lifted her briefly from the floor, she always liked that, and kissed her cheek. I observed the expectant expression on my sister's face as the old woman turned to her.
“So, Lisa, are you and Barry pregnant yet?”
“Barry is,” Lisa said. She then spoke into our mother's puzzled face. “Barry and I are divorced, Mother. The idiot ran off with another woman.”
“I'm so sorry, dear.” She patted Lisa's arm. “That's just life, honey. Don't worry. You'll get through it. As your father used to say, ‘One way or another.' ”
“Thank you, Mother.”
“We're taking you out to dinner, madam,” I said. “What do you think of that?”
“I think it's lovely, just lovely. Let me freshen up and grab my bag.”
Lisa and I wandered around the living room while she was gone. I went to the mantel and looked at the photographs that had remained the same for fifteen years, my father posed gallantly in his uniform from the war in Korea, my mother looking more like Dorothy Dandridge than my mother, and the children, looking sweeter and cleaner than we ever were. I looked down into the fireplace. “Hey, Lisa, there are ashes in the fireplace.”
“What?”
“Look. Ashes.” I pointed.
The fireplace in the house had never been used. Our mother was so afraid of fire that she'd insisted on electric stoves and electric baseboard heat throughout the house. Mother came back with her bag and her face powdered.
“How did these ashes get here?” Lisa asked, sidling up to the subject in her way.
“When you burn things, you make ashes,” Mother said. “You should know that, with your education.”
“What was burned?”
“I promised your father I'd burn some of his papers when he died. Well, he died.”
“Father died seven years ago,” Lisa said.
“I know that, dear. I just finally got around to it. You know how I hate fire.” Her point was a reasonable one.
“What kind of papers?” Lisa asked.
“That's none of your business,” Mother said. “Why do you think your father asked me to burn them? Now, let's go to dinner.”
At the door, Mother fumbled with her key in the lock, complained that the mechanism had become sticky lately. I offered to help. “Here,” I said. “If you turn the key this way and then back, it turns easily.”
“Monksie fixed my lock,” she said.
Lisa groaned and stepped down ahead of us to her car.
Mother spoke softly to me. “I think there's a problem with Lisa and Barry.”
“Yes, Mother.”
“Are you married yet?” she asked. I held her arm as she walked down the porch steps.
“Not yet.”
“You'd better get started. You don't want to be fifty with little kids. They'll run your tail into the ground.”
My father had been considerably older than my mother. In June, when school ended, we would drive to the house in Highland Beach, Maryland, and open it for the summer. We'd open all the windows, sweep, clear cobwebs, and chase away stray cats. Then for the rest of the summer we would all remain at the beach and Father would join us on weekends. But I remember how the first cleaning always wore him out and when it came time to take a break before dinner and play softball or croquet, he would resign to a seat on the porch and watch. He would cheer Mother on when she took the bat, giving her pointers, then sitting back as if worn out by thinking about it. He had more energy in the mornings and for some reason he and I took early strolls together. We walked to the beach, out onto the pier, then back, past the Douglass house and over to the tidal creek where we'd sit and watch the crabs scurrying with the tide. Sometimes we'd take a bucket and a net and he'd coach me while I snagged a couple dozen crabs for lunch.
Once he fell to his butt in the sand and said, “Thelonious, you're a good boy.”
I looked back at him from the ankle-deep water.
“You're not like your brother and sister. Of course, they're not like each other, either. But they're more alike than they're willing to admit. Anyway, you're different.”
“Is that good, Father?” I asked.
“Yes,” he said, as if figuring out the answer right then. He pointed to the water. “There's a nice fat one. Come at him from farther away.”
I followed his instructions and scooped up the crab.
“Good boy. You have a special mind. The way you see things. If I had the patience to figure out what you were saying sometimes, I know you'd make me a smarter man.”
I didn't know what he was telling me, but I understood the flattering tone and appreciated it.
“And you're so relaxed. Hang on to that trait, son. That might serve you better than anything else in life.”
“Yes, Father.”
“It will also prove handy for upsetting your siblings.” Then he leaned back and proceeded to have a heart attack.
I ran to him. He grabbed my arm and said, “Now, stay relaxed and go get help.”
That turned out to be the first of four heart attacks he would suffer before just out and shooting himself one unseasonably warm February evening while Mother was off meeting with her bridge club. His suicide apparently came as no surprise to my mother, as she called each of us, in order of age, and said the same thing: “You must come home for your father's funeral.”
Dinner was typical, nothing more or less. My mother said things that made my sister roll her eyes while she smoked an entire pack of imaginary cigarettes. Mother told me about telling all her bridge buddies about my books, asking as she always did if there wasn't a better word for “fuck” than “fuck.” Then my sister dropped me at my hotel and perfunctorily committed herself to lunch with me the next day.
I was scheduled to present my paper at nine the next morning, so my intention was to get to bed early and maybe sleep through it. However, when I entered my room I found a note that had been slipped under the door that told me to return a call to Linda Mallory at the Mayflower. I went to the lobby for the telephone.
“I was hoping you would come to the conference,” Linda said. “The secretary in your department told me where you'd be staying.”
“How are you, Linda?”
“I've been better. You know, Lars and I broke up.”
“I didn't know you were together. I suppose asking who Lars is at this juncture is pointless.”
“Are you tired? I mean, it's early yet and we are still on California clock, right?”
“Is that Bay area talk? California clock?” I looked at my watch. 8:20. “My paper's at nine in the morning.”
“But it's only eight o'clock,” she said. “That's five for us. You can't expect me to believe you're going to bed at five. I can be over in fifteen.”
“No, I'll come there,” I said, fearing that if I declined completely, she would show up anyway. “I'll meet you in the bar.”
“There's one of those little bars in my room.”
“In the bar at eight-forty-five.” I hung up.
Linda Mallory and I had slept together three times; two of those time we had sex. Twice in Berkeley when I was doing some readings and once in Los Angeles when she was down doing the same. She was a tall, knock-kneed, rather shapeless-however-thin woman with a weak chin and a sharp wit, a sharp wit when men and sex weren't involved at any rate. She zeroed in on male attention like a Rottweiler on a porkchop and it became all she could see. In fact, before her ears perked to male attention she could be called attractive, dark eyes and thick hair, lean and with an easy smile. She liked to fuck, she said, but I believed she liked saying it more than doing it. She could be pushy. And she was completely without literary talent, which was both irritating and, in a weird way, refreshing. Linda had published one volume of predictably strange and stereotypically “innovative” short fictions (as she liked to call them). She'd fallen into a circle of “innovative” writers who had survived the sixties by publishing each others' stories in their periodicals and each others' books collectively, thus a
massing publications, so achieving tenure at their various universities, and establishing a semblance of credibility in the so-called real world. Sadly, these people made up a good portion of the membership of the Nouveau Roman Society. They all hated me. For a couple of reasons: One was that I had published and had moderate success with a realistic novel some years earlier, and two, I made no secret, in print or radio interviews, what I thought of their work. Finally, however, I was hated because the French, whom they so adored, seemed to hold my work in high regard. To me, a mere strange footnote to my obscure and very quiet literary career. To them, a slap in the face perhaps.
Linda was already in the bar when I arrived. She wrapped me up in a hug and I remembered how much like a bicycle she had felt in bed.
“So,” she said, in that way people use the word to introduce beating around the bush. “We had to come three thousand miles to see each other when we live in the same state.”
“Funny how things work out.”
We sat and I ordered a scotch. Linda asked for another Gibson. She played with the onion in her glass, stabbing it with the red plastic sword.
“Are you on the program?” I asked. I hadn't seen her name, but then I hadn't looked.
“I'm on a panel with Davis Gimbel, Willis Lloyd, and Lewis Rosenthal.”
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