by Frank Tuttle
Nothing happened. We rolled uphill.
Mama got lost once, and the stages had trouble getting turned around, but we finally reached the wardstone.
I stirred, flexed my arms, but kept my lid closed.
“Granny ain’t here,” said Mama. Her tone was worried. “That ain’t right. She said she’d be here.”
I risked a whisper. “Have a couple of the boys look around.” I didn’t have a good feeling about what they were likely to find.
Either way, spook or spell, Granny Knot was a liability, once she’d served her purpose. Because if she could talk to the dead and help them enter the world of the living, she could also send them back where they belonged. At least according to Mama.
Shouts, and Mama cussed. My heart sank.
“Found her.” Mama was worried. “They’re seein’ if she’s dead.”
“Well?”
Mama clambered down, and I heard her stomp away. Someone called for water. Someone else called for a blanket.
Mama came rushing back to stand beside the rear of the hearse.
“Ain’t dead. Yet. Took a knock to the head. Pushed down into a wardstone, I reckon.”
“Is she conscious? Can she help?”
“Just you and me, boy.”
I bit back a curse. It was getting hot in the casket and sweat was pouring off me. I was tempted, so tempted to get out, to feel cool air, to at least open the lid. If Granny had been right, if spooks had nearly as much trouble seeing the world of the living as we did the spooks themselves, the risk would be small. All anything dead, alive, or ensorcelled would likely see was a hearse and a casket and a bunch of men milling around a grave.
“Let’s get this going then.”
Mama barked orders. I heard stage doors open and shut, the clang of shovels on shovels, the voices of a hundred wary young men.
And then I began to hear the thock-thock of shovels biting into the earth, and the thud of turned earth being cast out of the way, and I silently urged them to hurry.
It didn’t take them long.
I heard the first shovel strike the buried casket. It was a wet solid sound. Being shut in a casket myself gave the sound a certain memorable quality.
They went carefully, from that point on. I could hear them working in shifts-one man would take ten digs, then leap out of the grave and be replaced. Four men stayed down that way, all of them fresh. The others ringed us, facing outward, their shovels in one hand and plain sharp swords under their coats in the other.
Mama kept me updated in whispers. The crowd remained outside the fences, hooting and drinking and setting fires in the street and generally doing the things that might attract a bevy of thirsty halfdead and thus get them killed. The Watch, as far as Mama could tell, had lingered for a bit and then vanished, apparently deciding that if a whole neighborhood wished to commit mass suicide, it was no concern of theirs.
Still, no halfdead had appeared. I knew that by the lack of agonized screaming from the street.
“They’re ready to lift it out,” said Mama.
“Go ahead.”
Mama gave the word. Men grunted. Ropes strained. Clods of wet earth fell.
There was a thud, and it was done.
I slammed the lid of my coffin back and hauled my stiff, sweat-soaked body out of the damned thing. Mama had a half dozen of Mrs. Mays’s troops haul it out of my hearse, and put it on the ground next to the one they’d just dug up.
Everyone tensed. Mama had her dried owl in a white-knuckled death grip. Mrs. Mays floated to my side, her eyes wide and wet behind her veil. Her daughter stood with her, holding her hand. Natalie met my eyes and held onto her mother for dear life.
“We’re ready, Mr. Markhat.”
I nodded. Axes flashed. The lid of the coffin put up a fight, but six months of wet earth had done its work.
There, after a moment, was the man himself.
I’d expected a bundle of sticks and hair or a complex arrangement of bones and silver threads-anything of the sort sorcerers tend to favor when they’re fashioning their wonders.
But this was just a man. A dead man, a dead man buried for six months.
There wasn’t much left. The coffin had leaked. The smell wasn’t even what I’d expected. Instead, it was more wet, rich earth than a full and awful dose of the odor from the undertaker.
I doubt even the corpse of a kindly old granny ever looks benign and peaceful. But even after six months in the ground, I could still see the hate and fury in the set of the dead man’s jaw, and the shadowed gape of his hollow eyes. His skeletal hands were on his chest, but they were clenched as if holding something, or choking it.
“I speak your name, Horace Gorvis. You have no power over me,” said Mrs. Mays. Her voice shook, but she got the words out, just like Mama had written them. I hoped they were the right words. “You never did. I said no then, and I say no now. I spoke your true name. Trouble me no more.”
“I speak your name, Horace Gorvis. Your power died when you did,” intoned her daughter. “I spoke your true name. Trouble us no more.”
“I speak your name, Horace Gorvis. You’re dead and gone and good riddance,” said Mama. “Mr. Summers, knock his damned fool head off.”
Summers lifted his shovel high and let it fall.
The air around us went cold. Dead of winter cold. Our exhalations steamed and twisted in a wind none of us could feel.
Mrs. Mays’s hands went to her throat.
“Oh, I reckon not, Horace Gorvis.” Mama stood on her tiptoes and slipped a loop of string around Mrs. Mays’s throat. A little bag, twin to the one Mama had given me, settled at the base of Mrs. Mays’s throat.
“You ain’t got no business here, Horace Gorvis. Whatever you was when you lived, all that’s over. Over and done. Now git.”
Mama reached down into the coffin and held up the man’s freshly severed head. She eyed it critically and knocked it hard twice against the wardstone. Most of the clinging hair and remaining tissue fell away.
Mama wrapped what looked like a dirty rag around the skull’s vacant eye sockets. Then she drove thick iron spikes into the spots the ears had been, and she grunted as she tore the jaw away.
“We come to bury this sorry excuse for a man,” said Mama. She chunked the skull into the new casket. “He can rest in peace or not, for all I care, but he ain’t gonna walk no more.” The jawbone followed. Teeth came loose and bounced and rattled. “May Angels fly him to his rest and all that hogwash, amen. Mr. Summers, finish him.”
“More’n happy to.”
Summers and his shovel went to work. Mama hauled the parts out as they became available, saying a few words over each one. I didn’t think the somber Echols would have approved of Mama’s hostile running eulogy one bit.
The air grew colder. Torches flickered and wavered, and a few went out. Mama handed Natalie a bag of her own when she yelped and whirled as though she too had been touched.
“Mind me, Horace Gorvis. This is for them fires what you set,” said Mama. She tossed the man’s two severed hands into the coffin and then opened a bag of what appeared to be salt and poured it over the remains.
“And this is for all them you hurt.” Another bag, this one of ash.
“And this is for Granny Knot.” A final bag, the contents wet and dark and dripping.
Out in the night, something shrieked.
Mama nodded at me. I called in the troops and had them gather around, more to block the view from the street than for any other reason. The very last thing I wanted was a sudden mob of enterprising grave robbers showing up the moment we were at home in our beds.
I called out. True to his word, Skillet scampered up, out of breath and grinning. If he’d followed my instructions, and his mere presence suggested he had, he’d carried the bag aimlessly around Rannit, keeping anything attached to it occupied while we’d dug it up.
I opened the bag and made a quick count. Skillet looked hurt. I eased his delicate feelings with a handful
of perfectly good silver and sent him on his way.
The dead man’s coin was all there, aside from the few I’d spent. Mama had assured me that which remained would be enough.
“This is for my window pane, you bullying worthless spook,” I said. “Take your money. We don’t want it. I hope the winged Angels drop you on your nasty head.”
And I poured the bag of treasure out, coin by coin, onto the scattered corpse.
I heard it. We all did. A long, high, agonized scream, a scream mad with rage and fury and, finally, defeat.
The chill in the air died as the last coin joined its brothers.
Mama spat down into the casket.
“Now stay dead.”
I nodded, and shovels were replaced with bright new hammers and silver nails, and if anything remained aware inside that casket after Mama’s bags and Summers’s shovel, I almost pitied it.
Almost.
The rest was anticlimax.
Granny Knot started moaning and moving about the time we got the new coffin lowered into the grave. I had the boys scrape the bits of the former Horace Gorvis that had spilled onto the ground on top of the lid, and then we covered it with a thin layer of earth.
Next, we burned the old coffin. Mama added some of her own special items to the flames, and whatever she added made them burn high and fast and blue and hot. When the sudden inferno finally died, there was nothing, and I mean nothing, left but ashes and a handful of melted iron nails.
They went into the grave too. With so many men working, it was over before I’d had time to say much to Mrs. Mays or her daughter.
They kept watch over the proceedings though. They held one another, and I suppose they both cried a bit. Ten stalwart Runners kept them in the middle of a tight circle of swords the whole time.
I let go a sigh of relief.
“Granny any better?”
Mama’s face was blank. She does that when she has unpleasant things to say. I put my hand on her shoulder.
“I’ll get her a doctor,” I said. “Least I can do. Should have seen that coming.”
“Wasn’t your fault, boy. You put down the one what done it.”
I spoke softly. “You sure about that?”
Mama nodded an affirmative. “I ain’t got to be a spook doctor to know when Death has took his own. That one there won’t be troubling nobody never again.”
The men with the shovels stopped and leaned on them. The grave was filled in, neatly mounded.
And occupied. For good.
“I consign this evil, worthless blight on the earth to the worms and the devils,” I said, loud enough for wives and daughters and Runners and revelers to hear. “I hope they both choke on him. Amen, amen and good night.”
And that, as they say, was that.
Epilogue
I made it to Natalie’s wedding, by the way. In the pleasant company of a certain Miss April Hawthorne. I even met Mr. Mays. He thanked me for what I’d done, so I guess Mrs. Mays finally told him the truth about Cawling Street and a man named Gorvis. He sent a man around to my office the next day, and when he left, I was twenty-five crowns richer.
Natalie greeted me at the reception, but no more than that, and I was glad. The last thing I’d wish on a new bride was any remembrance of that night in the cemetery.
The day after the wedding, Mama and I set out once again for Elfway.
Mama Hog can bake a fine pan of biscuits, when she puts her mind to it. Those biscuits and that Pinford ham were filling the cab with an aroma that set my stomach growling nearly loud enough to spook the horses.
Mama laughed. “You done et two of ’em, boy. Leave a few for poor Granny.”
We were nearly there. Granny had lain insensate for three days, tended by the best doctor I could afford. Despite the doctor’s best efforts, Granny woke, got up and was showing every sign of making a full and speedy recovery.
We’d been by every day since she’d awakened. Mama took her something new each trip-so far we’d shared a chocolate cake, a plate of deviled eggs, a platter of tomato sandwiches, and now, biscuits and ham.
According to Granny, we’d done all the right things, laying Gorvis to rest like we had. She had chortled about my arrival in the coffin, which she’d said was just my way of making a grand entrance.
The cab finally rattled to a halt, and Granny Knot herself, the right side of her face still swollen and blue, met us on her stoop.
“Well, well, if it ain’t Mister Markhat his-self. Leave your funeral wagon to home, did you?”
“Hello, Granny. You’re looking spry today.”
“I look like a beat-up, old woman, son, but thank ye all the same. Ya’ll come on in. I’ve got us some coffee a brewin’.”
We went in. Granny peeked under the cloth covering Mama’s basket and grinned.
“Now that there will set a body right.”
Granny’s shack stank of something burning. No, not just any something-I knew that smell.
“Granny, why are you baking dog crap?”
“I ain’t baking it, boy. I’m makin’ candles. Grave candles, for our favorite friend’s grave.”
Mama’s eyes went hard.
“Why? He ain’t tryin’ to come back, is he?”
Granny cackled. She waved her handful of rags in triumph.
“Whatever is left of him ain’t never comin’ out of that grave. Not after what you done. But these here candles stink worse to spooks than they ever will to us. I ain’t of a mind to let bein’ knocked in the head pass without some vengeance. So I reckon if there’s a shred of Mister Big Britches left he can choke on my candles every night for a spell.”
Granny winked. “Might be a long, long spell.”
Mama nodded. “Serves him right.”
“Look what I done. Left the coffee in the kitchen.”
“I’ll get it, set yourself back down.” Mama waddled off into the next room.
“I commend you, finder,” Granny said in a whisper. The rags she clutched fell into her lap. “Your actions saved my life and well as the lives of the Sellway woman and her daughter.” She frowned. “I apologize for allowing that beast to deceive me so easily.”
“That beast had a lifetime of practice at being a two-faced bastard, Granny. You’re here eating biscuits. He’s decomposing and sniffing dog crap candles. I’d say you didn’t have a thing to apologize for.”
She smiled. Mama trundled back inside, cups in her hands, a big grin on her wide whiskery face.
“Now, Granny. Tell us how you’re a feelin’ these days.”
I opened a window, grabbed a biscuit, and headed back out into the sun. Mama and Granny gabbed. The cemetery was so close I could have thrown my biscuit right over the hedge-wall.
Marris Sellway could sleep sound, these nights. And walk the streets without fear that the next turn of a corner would put her face to face with the monster of Cawling Street.
I finished the biscuit and wiped off the crumbs and wrapped a chunk of ham in a napkin for Three-leg.
I got up. “Need to stretch my legs, Mama,” I yelled. “Be back in a bit.”
And when I walked past Horace Gorvis’s fresh new grave, I whistled a merry tune, and, like Marris Sellway, I never once looked back.
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