Ye Followers of the Lamb!
Sing, dance!
Sing, dance!
Sing, dance!
Sing, dance!
Oh sing on, dance on,
Ye Followers of Emanuel,
Oh sing on, dance on . . .
Ye Followers of the Lamb!
When the song was done, the place fell into an eerie silence. Then Drover said, “Hank, do you see what I see?”
“I’m afraid so. And did you hear what I just heard?”
“I’m afraid so.”
“Have you ever heard that song before?”
“Yeah. Last night. Hank, do you believe in ghosts?”
“Affirmative.”
“What?”
“Yes.”
“What are we going to do now?”
The old man looked up from his hymn book and fixed his horrible bluish eyes on us. His right arm rose from his side and he pointed a finger at us. His lips moved and he said, “Dogs. D-O-G-S!”
And he started towards us—floating above the floor instead of walking.
The hair on my back shot up. “Drover, I don’t know what you’re going to do, but I’m fixing to build a new door in this cake house. See you around, son, it’s every dog for himself!”
In my career as Head of Ranch Security, I have made a few claims that stretched the truth just a tiny bit. Yes, and I have exaggerated a few stories. But fellers, when I tell you that I by George ran smooth over that cake house door, you can put ’er down as 100% Guaranteed Truth. (See Guarantee of 100% Truth at end of book.)
I did it, and if there had been five doors there instead of one, I would have taken out every one of them. The brethern and the sistren and the Followers of the Lamb might have been happy in that place, but it was time for this old dog to hunt some fresh air.
I didn’t slow down or look back until I reached the house. Up ahead, I saw that Slim had just helped Miss Viola into the pickup and was about to close the door. I made a flying lap and landed right in her leap . . . flying leap and landed in her lap, I should say, and Drover was right behind me.
“What . . . where . . . why you crazy dogs, get out of that pickup!”
Did he think he was going to throw us out? Leave us there with that cake house full of ghosts and disturbed spirits?
No way.
There weren’t enough winch trucks in Ochiltree County to drag me out of that pickup. When he tried to lift me out, I sank my claws into the seat covers and dug in.
“Why Slim,” said Miss Viola, “these dogs act scared to death! Look at the way their hair is standing up. Why don’t you let them ride up here with us. They’ll be all right.”
“Well . . . if you’re sure they won’t bother you.”
He walked around to the other side, climbed in, and started the motor, and off we went to take Miss Viola home.
Slim looked down at me and laughed. “’Smatter, Hankie, did them Halloween spooks get you mutts all stirred up?”
No. Well, maybe a little, at first.
“Well Hank, they were just the neighbors’ kids, dressed up in costumes.”
Yes, yes, we’d figgered that out.
“But you bought the whole program, thought they was creatures from the Black Lagoon!”
No, I’d thought nothing of the sort.
“Well, they got their candy and they’ve gone home, and we won’t see spooks again for another year.”
That’s what he thought.
“You know, dogs are sure funny. One minute they’ll do something that seems about halfway smart, and then they’ll pull a stunt that makes you think they don’t have any more brains than a rick of wood.”
I laid my head across Miss Viola’s lap and looked up into her eyes. She had a peculiar expression on her face, kind of serious, thoughtful. She wasn’t laughing and making fun like some people I could mention.
She stroked me behind the ears, and for a long time she didn’t say anything. Then, at last, she said, “Slim, these dogs are really scared. The hair hasn’t gone down on their backs yet, and they’re both shaking. It almost makes you think they’d seen . . . a ghost.”
“Nah, they’re just typical ranch dogs, don’t have sense enough to . . . you know, when I first moved into that place, one of the neighbors came over and told me some wild yarn about the cake house.”
“The cake house?”
“Yeah. He said back in the old days, it used to be a one room schoolhouse and they held church services in it on Sundays.”
“That’s right,” said Viola. “The old Alfalfa schoolhouse.”
“That’s what he called it. He said they had a circuit-riding preacher many years ago, an old feller named John Dunham. One night at a revival service, he got so carried away, he just upped and died, and they buried him right out there behind the church.
“And what this neighbor told me was that every once in a while, old John Dunham comes back and tries to finish his revival service. I thought it was a pretty good story, myself, but of course I don’t believe it.”
“You don’t?”
“Heck no! Do you think I’d stay in that house if I thought there was a ghost around? I’d be gone so fast, he’d have to ride a fast horse to haunt me!” There was a moment of silence. “I don’t believe in ghosts, but I wouldn’t want to live next door to one.”
We reached Viola’s house. Slim left the motor running and got out to open her door. She took my head in both her hands and looked deep into my eyes.
“Hank,” she whispered, “did you see old John Dunham’s ghost tonight?” I whapped my tail against the floor. She smiled. “I think you did! And he scared the bejeebers out of you, didn’t he?” I whapped my tail again, harder this time. “Slim would never believe that, but I do. I saw old John Dunham’s ghost once when I was a little girl, and he scared the bejeebers out of me too.”
Slim opened her door and waited for her to step out. She moved my head out of her lap and scratched me behind the ears. “You’re a good dog, Hank. Thanks for helping me with supper.”
She gave me a wink and then she was gone. I stood up on the seat and watched her go up the walk and up the steps. just before she went inside, she turned and waved good-bye—to me.
I had the feeling that with just a little effort, I could fall head-over-heels in love with that old gal.
Slim climbed inside and we headed back to the place. He was feeling pretty good, smiling to himself and humming a song. When we bounced over the first cattle guard, he looked around at me.
“You ever see a lady who ate as much as that one? Boys, Miss Viola loved my Cowboy Round Steak! Next time, I’ll have to double the recipe.”
At that very moment, I burped. Pure garlic, from his famous Cowboy Round Steak.
When we got back to the place, Slim walked up to the door and closed his hand around the knob. He noticed that Mister Hide-on-the Porch and I were poised and ready to shoot inside.
“Don’t you dogs want to sleep in the cake house tonight? I believe if I was a dog I’d . . .”
But by then he’d already opened the door a crack, and that was all the space we needed. We were gone! We shot the gap, made a lightning dash back to the bedroom, dived into the bed, and crawled under the covers.
I dropped right off to sleep, but Drover wanted to talk.
“Hank, sometimes I get confused about what’s real and what’s not real. Do you reckon that was a real ghost we saw tonight?”
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“Yeah, me too. I sure was scared.”
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“Pete told us we’d see a ghost, and we sure did. Were you scared as bad as I was?”
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I opened my eyes and sat up. “Exactly, and you’ve just barged into a delicious dream I was having.”
“Oh, ’scuse me. What was it you’ve told me many times before?”
“What are you talking about?”
“You were fixing to tell me something you’ve told me many times before.”
“Oh, yes. Good night, Drover.”
“That’s all?”
“Good night, Drover, and shut your little trap.”
“Oh. Good night, Hank.”
“Good night, Drover.”
“Good night.”
“Good night.”
“Nighty-night, Hank.”
“Nighty shut up.”
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GUARANTEE OF 100% TRUTH
WHEREAS, my name is Hank the Cowdog, and
WHEREAS, my name is not other than the aforementioned name named herewith, and
WHEREAS, I am certified as Head of Ranch Security, and
WHEREAS, I have served with distinction in that capacity for many aforementioned years, and
WHEREAS, Heads of Ranch Security are incapable of telling anything but 100% Truth, and
WHEREAS, there is nothing more to whereas or aforemention,
BE IT THEREFORE DISSOLVED THAT the story told by the Head of Ranch Security has been certified as 100% Truth, containing no fillers, dyes, or exaggerations.
Signed before me this day,
Hank the Cowdog
Head of Ranch Security
Truthee
Witnessether
Further Reading
Have you read all of Hank’s adventures?
1 The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog
2 The Further Adventures of Hank the Cowdog
3 It’s a Dog’s Life
4 Murder in the Middle Pasture
5 Faded Love
6 Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
7 The Curse of the Incredible Priceless Corncob
8 The Case of the One-Eyed Killer Stud Horse
9 The Case of the Halloween Ghost
10 Every Dog Has His Day
11 Lost in the Dark Unchanted Forest
12 The Case of the Fiddle-Playing Fox
13 The Wounded Buzzard on Christmas Eve
14 Hank the Cowdog and Monkey Business
15 The Case of the Missing Cat
16 Lost in the Blinded Blizzard
17 The Case of the Car-Barkaholic Dog
18 The Case of the Hooking Bull
19 The Case of the Midnight Rustler
20 The Phantom in the Mirror
21 The Case of the Vampire Cat
22 The Case of the Double Bumblebee Sting
23 Moonlight Madness
24 The Case of the Black-Hooded Hangmans
25 The Case of the Swirling Killer Tornado
26 The Case of the Kidnapped Collie
27 The Case of the Night-Stalking Bone Monster
28 The Mopwater Files
29 The Case of the Vampire Vacuum Sweeper
30 The Case of the Haystack Kitties
31 The Case of the Vanishing Fishhook
32 The Garbage Monster from Outer Space
33 The Case of the Measled Cowboy
34 Slim’s Good-bye
35 The Case of the Saddle House Robbery
36 The Case of the Raging Rottweiler
37 The Case of the Deadly Ha-Ha Game
38 The Fling
39 The Secret Laundry Monster Files
40 The Case of the Missing Bird Dog
41 The Case of the Shipwrecked Tree
42 The Case of the Burrowing Robot
43 The Case of the Twisted Kitty
44 The Dungeon of Doom
45 The Case of the Falling Sky
46 The Case of the Tricky Trap
47 The Case of the Tender Cheeping Chickies
48 The Case of the Monkey Burglar
49 The Case of the Booby-Trapped Pickup
50 The Case of the Most Ancient Bone
51 The Case of the Blazing Sky
52 The Quest for the Great White Quail
53 Drover’s Secret Life
54 The Case of the Dinosaur Birds
55 The Case of the Secret Weapon
56 The Case of the Coyote Invasion
57 The Disappearance of Drover
58 The Case of the Mysterious Voice
About the Author and Illustrator
John R. Erickson, a former cowboy, has written numerous books for both children and adults and is best known for his acclaimed Hank the Cowdog series. He lives and works on his ranch in Perryton, Texas, with his family.
Gerald L. Holmes has illustrated numerous cartoons and textbooks in addition to the Hank the Cowdog series. He lives in Perryton, Texas.
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