by Alan Carr
Alan and Bruce Forsyth – Chatty Man © Open Mike Productions Ltd.
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Alan and Lady Gaga – Chatty Man © Open Mike Productions Ltd.
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Alan, his brother & sister in law at his 40th: Alan’s personal photographs
Alan as Sally Bowles: Alan’s personal photographs
Alan and Ant and Dec: Alan’s personal photographs
THE BEGINNING
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MICHAEL JOSEPH
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First published 2016
Copyright © Alan Carr, 2016
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Cover photography © Jay Brooks
‘Work Bitch’. Words and Music by Britney Spears, William Adams, Ruth Cunningham, Otto Jettman & Anthony Preston © Copyright Britney Spears Music/Universal Music Z-Songs/Refune Music Rights AB. Universal Music Publishing Limited/Imagem Music.
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ISBN: 978–1–405–92050–6