Amanda stepped forward and angled herself for a back kick, hoping to kick the person’s stomach. She missed. Slamming her raised foot down, she whirled to deliver a roundhouse kick to the head. She missed again. But she did manage a whack at the other person’s shoulder.
The figure rolled to the ground from the blow, making it hard to make out details. In the dim light, Amanda could make out blue jeans and a red parka, the hood of which covered the person’s head and obscured their face.
Amanda turned the left side of her body toward the attacker with her arms held out and her hands clenched into fists. She put most of her weight on her right foot with both of her legs bent. She had assumed the back stance, ready to kick and or punch, as needed.
The figure grunted and scrambled away on all fours toward the tree line before managing to get up and hobble away. Amanda had dreamed of this moment for years – doing a Bruce Lee or a Jackie Chan to demonstrate her superior martial arts skills. Granted, she was only a yellow belt, but her teachers had always praised her for her excellent form.
And that’s why she resorted to the famous leg-and-butt technique. Screaming hysterically, she ran like the wind toward the carousel to put as much distance as she could from her attacker. She made a spectacular and noisy sight as she flew at the small crowd of people milling about the site.
Fortunately, there were still cops about in this part of the Tuileries.
*****
Savitri sighed as she put the cup of steaming chai on the kitchen counter. “I think it’s whoever’s been sending you the flowers.”
“That’s ridiculous!” Amanda huffed. “They warned me about that park and I happened to be a statistic, is all. Fortunately, I’m a living, and relatively unharmed, statistic. Was bound to happen sooner or later.” She took a tentative sip of her drink. “Mmm! Just what the doctor ordered.”
“I’m being perfectly serious, Mandy!”
“Well, so am I, Sav. It’s nothing. Thank goodness I can take care of myself, hey? I knew those karate lessons would pay off, some day.”
“But what if it’s worse, next time? What if that psycho had a knife? Or a gun? I seriously think you should have told the cops about the flowers.”
“Since when is it a crime to send flowers?”
“Since when do people send flowers for weeks without a note or something?” Savitri crossed her arms and walked over to her kitchen window. “What if it’s Arnaud?”
Amanda spluttered.
Savitri looked annoyed. “No, seriously. Those people are used to getting their way. What if this is his way of punishing you for dumping him. Do you ever think of that?”
“Nope. That’s ridiculous. He’s probably porking someone new. Doubt he’d even recognize me if he saw me on the street. Upstairs and downstairs, and all.”
“Yeah. Those upstairs types aren’t used to people saying no to them. And some take it very personally. I’m not saying he attacked you personally. But what’s it to someone like him to hire someone, eh? We downstairs people are nothing to the likes of them.”
Amanda tuned her friend out, refusing to believe it. “Arnaud isn’t like that.”
“How do you know, girl!?”
“I just do,” she replied shaking her head.
“For your sake, I certainly hope so. More chai?”
“Yes, please.”
“Here you go. Hang on while I fix up your bed, luv. No, don’t get up. You finish that cup.”
*****
Guilllaume wasn’t sure he heard right. He was listening to police radio chatter on his contraband radio scanner since doing so was illegal. Nevertheless, he had one since it was a more reliable way of gauging traffic than what the radio stations put out. Plus he used to be a cop who still had friends on the beat and he liked to keep in touch. Picking up his phone, he called one of them. “What’s this about some British woman who was attacked at the Tuileries?”
“What about it?” said the gruff woman on the other end.
Guillaume shook his head. “Can you tell me more?”
“You shouldn’t be listening to our chatter, you know.”
“Listen! Are you going to fill me in or quote the law? How many scrapes have I gotten you out of, eh?”
The woman let out an exasperated sigh. “Look, Guillaume, I’m not Google. Could you tell me more so I can ask around?”
“It was just on the radio! Some British woman with red hair and green eyes, about five-seven, was attacked at the Tuileries. Just now!”
“Perhaps. I didn’t catch that one. If you say so, then that’s all I know, too.”
“Don’t you have a name?”
“Not yet. Why? Sleeping around behind Marie? Again?” She winced at the stream of expletives that came over her phone. “Alright, alright, calm down, man. I was just joking, sheesh! Why do you want to know?”
“Just see if you can get her name! She fits the description of someone I know. And no! I’m not sleeping around behind my wife’s back. That was ages ago!”
“If you say so. Look, I have to go. I’ll let you know more when I do, alright? Bye.”
Guillaume leaned back in his seat and hoped against hope it wasn’t who he thought it was. The bird had been steadily flying south in the last couple of weeks, and everyone was on edge. At this rate, even Marie was no longer immune to the bird’s temper tantrums. Nor, for that matter, was he. It was unbearable and it had to stop.
“Please, god,” he pleaded. “Let it be someone else or there’s no hope for the rest of us. Let it be some lowlife druggie, preferably a Protestant or Muslim who...”
“Home!” Arnaud ordered as he barged into the car before even slamming the door behind him.
“Oui, monsieur,” Guillaume replied meekly, still praying as he pulled out of the curb and into the street. With five more years to go on their mortgage, he and Marie needed their jobs. And in this economy and with their ages... Guillaume vowed to pass by the church on his way home to light more candles to the Blessed Virgin.
*****
Arnaud sighed as his car pulled up beside the apartment building. “Home,” these last few weeks wasn’t his house in the 16th arrondissement. It was now in the 8th with a perfect view of the Eiffel Tower. Not that he had moved to see more of it. He had done it in order to see Sophie less. It made him feel guilty, but he could no longer function with her around.
She was getting worse, despite his best efforts and those of the best doctors. And with Amanda no longer around, he just couldn’t take it anymore. He cringed at the memory of that evening, forgetting about the prudish attitudes of those Brits. But despite his best efforts to call and visit, well... she was acting like Sophie, and he’d had more than enough of that.
Fortunately, she had whoever it was sending her all those flowers, so he wished her luck. He punched his seat. The mere thought of her with another man set his teeth on edge, but there was nothing he could do about it.
He tapped the window separating his side from the driver’s section to say “goodnight,” before stepping out. As he got onto the sidewalk, however, Guillaume rolled down his driver’s seat.
“Eh, Mr. du Lac?”
“What is it?”
“Eh, I know it’s not my place, but, well...”
“Guillaume! It’s been a long day and I’m very tired. Spit it out!”
The man took a deep breath. “Monsieur. It’s Mme. Sorensen. She... she was attacked at the Tuileries. About half an hour ago. But she’s fine now, the police say. She left the station and...”
“Where is she now?”
“The police say she left...” Guillaume shrugged, wishing he was better with words like his wife.
“The 2nd arrondissement. Now!”
“Oui, monsieur!”
Arnaud’s heart was pumping as he tried to call Amanda’s cellphone, but all he kept getting was a busy signal. She’d probably blocked his number, so he tried Guillaume’s phone, but that only sent him through to her answering machine.
“Aargh!” He pounded the seat in rage.
At her building, he buzzed her number, but nothing. So he pressed all the buttons, hoping someone would let him in, but no such luck. Walking to the corner, he saw that the lights of her apartment weren’t on.
“Can I help you, monsieur?” said Mme. Dimanche as she leaned out of her first floor window.
“Madame. Do you know an Amanda Sorensen?” Arnaud pleaded.
“Why yes. She’s my tenant. Who are you?”
“I’m... I’m a friend, madame. I heard she... is she in? Can you let me in, please?”
“Oh no, monsieur. I can’t possibly do that. She went out with a friend. Do you have her number?”
Arnaud wanted to shout and kick something, but kept his cool. “I’m worried about my friend, madame. Could you let me know when she gets back?”
The old woman smiled. “You mean could I spy on her for you?”
“I don’t need to know details. Please, she had an... an accident a while ago and I’m worried. I could give you my cellphone number. All I want to know is that she’s alright. Could you do that for me, madame...?”
“It’s Antoinette,” Mme. Dimanche smiled shyly.
Arnaud felt weak with relief. He took out his card and waved it at the woman. “My name’s Arnaud. I’ll just stick it here in the door, alright, mada... eh Antoinette? I’m not asking you to tell me when she gets back or anything like that. Just let me know if she’s fine. Can you do that for me, please, ma... Antoinette?” He flashed her his best charming smile.
Mme. Dimanche heaved a sigh at the thought of young love. “We’ll see, monsieur. We’ll see.”
But Arnaud could tell from her blush that he had made an ally. “You’re wonderful, Antoinette!” He blew a kiss at her. “I owe you. Bye!”
Arnaud’s limo hadn’t moved more than twenty yards before hands took the calling card slipped beneath the building’s main entrance.
Chapter 8
“I wish I could make you smile again,” Nanette said as she bent over some plant.
Amanda was squinting into a microscope examining soil samples, but that statement made her gape at her assistant’s back. Nanette had never been anything but polite to her. More than that, nothing. The girl seemed determined to maintain some sort of professional distance between them, so her statement came as a surprise.
“Where did that come from, Nanette?”
The younger woman shrugged as she continued to keep her back to Amanda. “It’s just that... you always used to smile. It made me feel happy to come in. But lately,” she shrugged. “Is it because you’re no longer getting flowers?”
Amanda sighed as she stretched her back. “Actually, that’s a good thing.” And she meant it. The flowers had stopped coming a few weeks ago. On the day it did, the receptionist had greeted her with a shrug and his hands in the air to make a ‘nothing today’ gesture.
Nanette turned around and gave her a puzzled look.
“I still don’t know who they came from. And it bothered me. It was sort of... I don’t know. Creepy.”
“Creepy?”
“Kind of scary, disturbing.”
“Is that why you don’t smile anymore? Because you’re scared?”
“No. That’s not why.” Amanda was about to tell her assistant to mind her own business, but the woman’s concern seemed genuine and she didn’t want to put her off. It’s not as if she had a lot of friends in the city.
“Is it because of that man who used to have lunch with you? The one who would pick you up sometimes?”
Damn! This girl notices everything! Amanda was about to deny it aloud, but her breath caught in her throat.
“I understand,” Nanette nodded as she returned to her plant samples. “You know, here in France, affairs are normal.”
Amanda stiffened. She’d heard that spiel before, but wasn’t buying it. “Perhaps. But I don’t like it.”
Nanette focused on her project for several more silent minutes so Amanda thought the conversation was over. She began taking notes when Nanette landed her the equivalent of a slap. “Is it really better to be alone?”
Amanda glared at her trainee for several long moments, to no avail. The woman simply refused to turn around and face her. It gave Amanda time to catch her breath and compose herself. “I’d prefer it, yes.”
Silence hung over the room for a good long while.
*****
“What’s wrong, luv?” Savitri huffed as she tried to catch up with Amanda. “And will you puh-lease slow down!? Not all of us are fitness buffs, hey?”
“Sorry. Even my trainee’s getting into the ‘it’s normal for Frenchmen to cheat on their wives’ spiel, and I’m getting seriously sick and tired of it. Why can’t people just mind their own business?”
“Well, maybe it’s because they’re getting tired of seeing you mope around all the time.”
Amanda froze “I don’t mope!”
Savitri made a moping face. “Well, if you say so. But you look like this all the time!” Ooh, woe is me, ooh, my life is so tragic. ”
“Do not!”
“Do too!” Savitri laughed. “Look Mandy, can we just get home? I’m freezing here! See the dark skin? My ancestors evolved in the baking deserts and steaming jungles of Asia. Have some pity!” She grabbed Amanda’s arm to keep her from walking faster.
“You’ll warm up if you actually walk faster.”
“Oh shut up and just keep walking. Slower! And can I make a suggestion?”
“When have I ever been able to stop you, Sav?”
“Isn’t it about time you admit you like, you know who? I mean, I know it’s over. So what’s the harm in at least admitting it to yourself? You don’t even have to admit it to me. Might help you finally get him out of your system if you do that.”
“I’m not in love with him.”
“Then why so depressed? And one more thing.”
“What’s that?”
“When have you ever been able to lie to your old girl, Sav?”
“Remind me again why we’re friends?”
“Atta girl. It’s a start, at least.”
The two parted ways on their way home, but Amanda wasn’t in the mood to go back to her place, just yet. It was early December, but the snow hadn’t yet come to cover all of Paris’ dirt and grime. They said it rarely ever snowed in December, that it usually came only in January. A Christmas without snow felt very strange to her, but so did the thought of being alone. Savitri hated the cold, but Amanda had always loved it. It made her feel alive.
“Hiya Mandz.”
She froze.
“Fancy meeting you like this, eh? Hey! Where you going?”
Amanda turned back the way she came and kept on walking. She didn’t know where she was going, only that she needed to get as far away from him as she could.
“Mandz! Oh come on, luv!”
Time stood still as the blood boiled through her. “Don’t you dare call me luv!”
“Mandz...”
“The name is Amanda,” she said with icy calm as she continued walking. “Let go of me!”
Richie had grabbed her by the arm but backed off when she snapped. People were staring at the couple, so Amanda kept walking. She hated attracting attention.
“Look, Man... ok, Amanda. I’ll keep my distance, ok? I just want to talk.”
Amanda ignored him as she continued her brisk pace, not an easy thing to do given the crush of people shopping for the upcoming holidays. She passed Savitri’s place but didn’t want Richie to know where her friend lived, so she kept on walking when something he said suddenly registered.
“What’s that about keeping your distance!?” she hissed. “You’ve been the one sending me flowers, haven’t you?”
He looked down, blushing. “I was trying to say sorry. I... yeah. I didn’t know how else to do it. If I put a note, saying: ‘I’m really sorry. Love, Richie,’ I knew you’d throw them away. And... And once I got started, I just couldn’t s
top.”
“Richie? How long have you been here in Paris?”
“Not long.”
She shook her head. “Bullocks. Because how did you know my address?” Her eyes widened. “You’ve been spying on me!”
“No!”
She crossed her arms and glared up at him. She hated being only five feet seven inches and just about shorter than everyone else... except Savitri, of course. Richie stood almost six feet tall, so she had to crane her neck up to meet his gaze.
Arnaud’s six three, came the smug voice of her evil twin. Amanda told her to stuff it. “I’m waiting, Rich!”
He scratched the back of his neck as he fidgeted. Surrendering to the inevitable, he took a deep breath. “Yeah, all right. I work here now.”
“And you’ve been following me!?”
“No!”
She kept her arms folded. Then she tapped her foot for good measure.
“I knew you worked at the MNHN because your mum said so.”
“My mum!?”
“Well, no. At least not to me. She was over at that curry place with Mrs. Ling? And they were talking about you.”
Amanda shook her head. “And then what? You found out where I work so you dropped everything to come here?”
Richie looked away and scratched his neck again. “Well, no. I got transferred to our Paris branch.”
“And Jada?”
He shrugged. “It was all a big mistake, Mandz! I wasn’t thinking!”
“I see. But that still doesn’t explain how you knew my address unless you’ve been following me.”
“Amanda, I...” he shrugged. “I really messed up, didn’t I? I didn’t mean to.”
“Didn’t mean to what, Richie?” He couldn’t talk. “I want to hear you say it!” People started looking their way again, but Amanda didn’t care.
“I’m sorry I cheated on you, Mandz.”
“What else, Richie!?”
“For cancelling our wedding.”
“And do you want to make it up to me, Richie!?”
He looked at her wide-eyed. Hope was beginning to dawn in him. There was a chance!
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