"Yes, it is, as you say, funny." He paused, and then thought that the opening was a good one.
"You do not remember me, Madame," he said, "but I remember you. This is not the first time that I have seen you."
She stared at him. Poirot nodded with great gusto.
"Yes, yes, it is so. I was inside an automobile, well wrapped up and from the window I saw you. You were talking to one of the mechanics in the garage. You do not notice me – it is natural I am inside the car – an elderly muffled-up foreigner! But I notice you, for you are young and agreeable to look at and you stand there in the sun. So when I arrive here, I say to myself, 'Tiens! what a coincidence!'"
"A garage? Where? When was this?"
"Oh, a little time ago – a week – no, more. For the moment," said Poirot disingenuously and with a full recollection of the King's Arms garage in his mind, "I cannot remember where. I travel so much all over this country."
"Looking for a suitable house to buy for your refugees?"
"Yes. There is so much to take into consideration, you see. Price – neighbourhood – suitability for conversion."
"I suppose you'll have to pull the house about a lot? Lots of horrible partitions."
"In the bedrooms, yes, certainly. But most of the ground floor rooms we shall not touch." He paused before going on. "Does it sadden you, Madame, that this old family mansion of yours should go this way – to strangers?"
"Of course not." Susan looked amused. "I think it's an excellent idea. It's an impossible place for anybody to think of living in as it is. And I've nothing to be sentimental about. It's not my old home. My mother and father lived in London. We just came here for Christmas sometimes. Actually I've always thought it quite hideous – an almost indecent temple to wealth."
"The altars are different now. There is the building in, and the concealed lighting and the expensive simplicity. But wealth still has its temples, Madame. I understand – I am not, I hope, indiscreet – that you yourself are planning such an edifice? Everything de luxe – and no expense spared."
Susan laughed.
"Hardly a temple – it's just a place of business."
"Perhaps the name does not matter… But it will cost much money – that is true, is it not?"
"Everything's wickedly expensive nowadays. But the initial outlay will be worth while, I think."
"Tell me something about these plans of yours. It amazes me to find a beautiful young woman so practical, so competent. In my young days – a long time ago, I admit – beautiful women thought only of their pleasures, of cosmetics, of la toilette."
"Women still think a great deal about their faces – that's where I come in."
"Tell me."
And she had told him. Told him with a wealth of detail and with a great deal of unconscious self-revelation. He appreciated her business acumen, her boldness of planning and her grasp of detail. A good bold planner, sweeping all side issues away. Perhaps a little ruthless as all those who plan boldly must be…
Watching her, he had said:
"Yes, you will succeed. You will go ahead. How fortunate that you are not restricted, as so many are, by poverty. One cannot go far without the capital outlay. To have had these creative ideas and to have been frustrated by lack of means – that would have been unbearable."
"I couldn't have borne it! But I'd have raised money somehow or other – got someone to back me."
"Ah! of course. Your uncle, whose house this was, was rich. Even if he had not died, he would, as you express it, have 'staked' you."
"Oh no, he wouldn't. Uncle Richard was a bit of a stick-in-the-mud where women were concerned. If I'd been a man -" A quick flash of anger swept across her face. "He made me very angry."
"I see – yes, I see…"
"The old shouldn't stand in the way of the young. I – oh, I beg your pardon."
Hercule Poirot laughed easily and twirled his moustache.
"I am old, yes. But I do not impede youth. There is no one who needs to wait for my death."
"What a horrid idea."
"But you are a realist, Madame. Let us admit without more ado that the world is full of the young – or even the middle-aged – who wait, patiently or impatiently, for the death of someone whose decease will give them if not affluence – then opportunity."
" Opportunity!" Susan said, taking a deep breath. "That's what one needs."
Poirot who had been looking beyond her, said gaily:
"And here is your husband come to join our little discussion We talk, Mr Banks, of opportunity. Opportunity the golden – opportunity, who must be grasped with both hands. How far in conscience can one go? Let us hear your views?"
But he was not destined to hear the views of Gregory Banks on opportunity or on anything else. In fact he had found it next to impossible to talk to Gregory Banks at all. Banks had a curious fluid quality. Whether by his own wish, or by that of his wife, he seemed to have no liking for tête-à-têtes or quiet discussions. No, "conversation" with Gregory had failed.
Poirot had talked with Maude Abernethie – also about paint (the smell of) and how fortunate it had been that Timothy had been able to come to Enderby, and how kind it had been of Helen to extend an invitation to Miss Gilchrist also.
"For really she is most useful. Timothy so often feels like a snack – and one cannot ask too much of other people's servants but there is a gas ring in a little room off the pantry, so that Miss Gilchrist can warm up Ovaltine or Benger's there without disturbing anybody. And she's so willing about fetching things, she's quite willing to run up and down stairs a dozen times a day. Oh yes, I feel that it was really quite providential that she should have lost her nerve about staying alone in the house as she did, though I admit it vexed me at the time."
"Lost her nerve?" Poirot was interested.
He listened whilst Maude gave him an account of Miss Gilchrist's sudden collapse.
"She was frightened, you say? And yet could not exactly say why? That is interesting. Very interesting."
"I put it down myself to delayed shock."
"Perhaps."
"Once, during the war, when a bomb dropped about a mile away from us, I remember Timothy -"
Poirot abstracted his mind from Timothy.
"Had anything particular happened that day?" he asked.
"On what day?" Maude looked blank.
"The day that Miss Gilchrist was upset."
"Oh, that – no, I don't think so. It seems to have been coming on ever since she left Lychett St Mary, or so she said. She didn't seem to mind when she was there."
And the result, Poirot thought, had been a piece of poisoned wedding cake. Not so very surprising that Miss Gilchrist was frightened after that. And even when she had removed herself to the peaceful country round Stansfield Grange, the fear had lingered. More than lingered. Grown. Why grown? Surely attending on an exacting hypochondriac like Timothy must be so exhausting that nervous fears would be likely to be swallowed up in exasperation?
But something in that house had made Miss Gilchrist afraid. What? Did she know herself?
Finding himself alone with Miss Gilchrist for a brief space before dinner, Poirot had sailed into the subject with an exaggerated foreign curiosity.
"Impossible, you comprehend, for me to mention the matter of murder to members of the family. But I am intrigued. Who would not be? A brutal crime – a sensitive artist attacked in a lonely cottage. Terrible for her family. But terrible, also, I imagine, for you. Since Mrs Timothy Abernethie gives me to understand that you were there at the time?"
"Yes, I was. And if you'll excuse me, M. Pontarlier, I don't want to talk about it."
"I understand – oh yes, I completely understand."
Having said this, Poirot waited. And, as he had thought, Miss Gilchrist immediately did begin to talk about it.
He heard nothing from her that he had not heard before, but he played his part with perfect sympathy, uttering little cries of comprehension and listening with an
absorbed interest which Miss Gilchrist could not but help enjoy.
Not until she had exhausted the subject of what she herself had felt, and what the doctor had said, and how kind Mr Entwhistle had been, did Poirot proceed cautiously to the next point.
"You were wise, I think, not to remain alone down in that cottage."
"I couldn't have done it, M. Pontarlier. I really couldn't have done it."
"No. I understand even that you were afraid to remain alone in the house of Mr Timothy Abernethie whilst they came here?"
Miss Gilchrist looked guilty.
"I'm terribly ashamed about that. So foolish really. It was just a kind of panic I had – I really don't know why."
"But of course one knows why. You had just recovered from a dastardly attempt to poison you -"
Miss Gilchrist here sighed and said she simply couldn't understand it. Why should anyone try to poison her?
"But obviously, my dear lady, because this criminal, this assassin, thought that you knew something that might lead to his apprehension by the police."
"But what could I know? Some dreadful tramp, or semi-crazed creature."
"If it was a tramp. It seems to me unlikely -"
"Oh, please, M. Pontarlier -" Miss Gilchrist became suddenly very upset. "Don't suggest such things. I don't want to believe it."
"You do not want to believe what?"
"I don't want to believe that it wasn't – I mean – that it was -"
She paused, confused.
"And yet," said Poirot shrewdly, "you do believe."
"Oh, I don't. I don't!"
"But I think you do. That is why you are frightened… You are still frightened, are you not?"
"Oh, no, not since I came here. So many people. And such a nice family atmosphere. Oh, no, everything seems quite all right here."
"It seems to me – you must excuse my interest – I am an old man, somewhat infirm and a great part of my time is given to idle speculation on matters which interest me – it seems to me that there must have been some definite occurrence at Stansfield Grange which, so to speak, brought your fears to a head. Doctors recognise nowadays how much takes place in our subconscious."
"Yes, yes – I know they say so."
"And I think your subconscious fears might have been brought to a point by some small concrete happening, something, perhaps, quite extraneous, serving, shall we say, as a focal point."
Miss Gilchrist seemed to lap this up eagerly.
"I'm sure you are right," she said.
"Now what, should you think, was this – er – extraneous circumstance?"
Miss Gilchrist pondered a moment, and then said, unexpectedly:
"I think, you know, M. Pontarlier, it was the nun."
Before Poirot could take this up, Susan and her husband came in, closely followed by Helen.
"A nun," thought Poirot… "Now where, in all this, have I heard something about a nun?"
He resolved to lead the conversation on to nuns sometime in the course of the evening.
Chapter 19
The family had all been polite to M. Pontarlier, the representative of UNARCO. And how right he had been to have chosen to designate himself by initials. Everyone had accepted UNARCO as a matter of course – had even pretended to know all about it! How averse human beings were ever to admit ignorance! An exception had been Rosamund, who had asked him wonderingly: "But what is it? I never heard of it?" Fortunately no one else had been there at the time. Poirot had explained the organisation in such a way that anyone but Rosamund would have felt abashed at having displayed ignorance of such a well-known, world-wide institution. Rosamund, however, had only said vaguely, "Oh! refugees all over again. I'm so tired of refugees." Thus voicing the unspoken reaction of many, who were usually too conventional to express themselves so frankly.
M. Pontarlier was, therefore, now accepted – as a nuisance but also as a nonentity. He had become, as it were, a piece of foreign décor. The general opinion was that Helen should have avoided having him here this particular weekend, but as he was here they must make the best of it. Fortunately this queer little foreigner did not seem to know much English. Quite often he did not understand what you said to him, and when everyone was speaking more or less at once he seemed completely at sea. He appeared to be interested only in refugees and post-war conditions, and his vocabulary only included those subjects. Ordinary chit-chat appeared to bewilder him. More or less forgotten by all, Hercule Poirot leant back in his chair, sipped his coffee and observed, as a cat may observe, the twitterings, and comings and goings of a flock of birds. The cat is not ready yet to make its spring.
After twenty-four hours of prowling round the house and examining its contents, the heirs of Richard Abernethie were ready to state their preferences, and, if need be, to fight for them.
The subject of conversation was, first, a certain Spode dinner dessert service off which they had just been eating dessert.
"I don't suppose I have long to live," said Timothy in a faint melancholy voice. "And Maude and I have no children. It is hardly worth while our burdening ourselves with useless possessions. But for sentiment's sake I should like to have the old dessert service. I remember it in the dear old days. It's out of fashion, of course, and I understand dessert services have very little value nowadays – but there it is. I shall be quite content with that – and perhaps the Boule Cabinet in the White Boudoir."
"You're too late, Uncle," George spoke with debonair insouciance. "I asked Helen to mark off the Spode service to me this morning."
Timothy became purple in the face.
"Mark it off – mark it off? What do you mean? Nothing's been settled yet. And what do you want with a dessert service. You're not married."
"As a matter of fact I collect Spode. And this is really a splendid specimen. But it's quite all right about the Boule Cabinet, Uncle. I wouldn't have that as a gift."
Timothy waved aside the Boule Cabinet.
"Now look here, young George. You can't go butting in, in this way. I'm an older man than you are – and I'm Richard's only surviving brother. That dessert service is mine."
"Why not take the Dresden service, Uncle? A very fine example and I'm sure just as full of sentimental memories. Anyway, the Spode's mine. First come, first served."
"Nonsense – nothing of the kind!" Timothy spluttered.
Maude said sharply:
"Please don't upset your uncle, George. It's very bad for him. Naturally he will take the Spode if he wants to! The first choice is his, and you young people must come afterwards. He was Richard's brother, as he says, and you are only a nephew."
"And I can tell you this, young man." Timothy was seething with fury. "If Richard had made a proper will, the disposal of the contents of this place would have been entirely in my hands. That's the way the property should have been left, and if it wasn't, I can only suspect undue influence. Yes – and I repeat it – undue influence."
Timothy glared at his nephew.
"A preposterous will," he said. "Preposterous!"
He leant back, placed a hand to his heart, and groaned:
"This is very bad for me. If I could have – a little brandy."
Miss Gilchrist hurried to get it and returned with the restorative in a small glass.
"Here you are, Mr Abernethie. Please – please don't excite yourself. Are you sure you oughtn't to go up to bed?"
"Don't be a fool." Timothy swallowed the brandy. "Go to bed? I intend to protect my interests."
"Really, George, I'm surprised at you," said Maude. "What your uncle says is perfectly true. His wishes come first. If he wants the Spode dessert service he shall have it!"
"It's quite hideous anyway," said Susan.
"Hold your tongue, Susan," said Timothy.
The thin young man who sat beside Susan raised his head. In a voice that was a little shriller than his ordinary tones, he said:
"Don't speak like that to my wife!"
He half rose from hi
s seat.
Susan said quickly: "It's all right, Greg. I don't mind."
"But I do."
Helen said: "I think it would be graceful on your part, George, to let your uncle have the dessert service."
Timothy spluttered indignantly: " There's no 'letting' about it!"
But George, with a slight bow to Helen said, "Your wish is law, Aunt Helen. I abandon my claim."
"You didn't really want it, anyway, did you?" said Helen.
He cast a sharp glance at her, then grinned:
"The trouble with you, Aunt Helen, is that you're too sharp by half! You see more than you're meant to see. Don't worry, Uncle Timothy, the Spode is yours. Just my idea of fun."
"Fun, indeed." Maude Abernethie was indignant. "Your uncle might have had a heart attack!"
"Don't you believe it," said George cheerfully. "Uncle Timothy will probably outlive us all. He's what is known as a creaking gate."
Timothy leaned forward balefully.
"I don't wonder," he said, "that Richard was disappointed in you."
"What's that?" The good humour went out of George's face.
"You came up here after Mortimer died, expecting to step into his shoes – expecting that Richard would make you his heir, didn't you? But my poor brother soon took your measure. He knew where the money would go if you had control of it. I'm surprised that he even left you a part of his fortune. He knew where it would go. Horses, Gambling, Monte Carlo, foreign Casinos. Perhaps worse. He suspected you of not being straight, didn't he?"
George, a white dint appearing each side of his nose, said quietly:
"Hadn't you better be careful of what you are saying?"
"I wasn't well enough to come here for the funeral," said Timothy slowly, "but Maude told me what Cora said. Cora always was a fool – but there may have been something in it. And if so, I know who I'd suspect -"
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