The Codex: An Angel's Guide To Seducing A Human

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by Joe Duck


  I felt a hint of annoyance and waved my hand in dismissal. “Please. I can make you my mate any time I want.”

  “Prove it! I bet you all my gold that you can't make me fall for you.”

  “Fine! Let’s do it! Right now.” I rose to my feet and grabbed Emily's hand. Her soft skin warmed mine as I pulled her up.

  She let out a startled humph and averted her eyes. "Th-that's it?"

  "Of... of course not," I said. "We are just starting." Help, I don't know what to do! Should I hug her now?

  The Codex giggled. My, my. Someone is getting far without me. Perhaps I should let the two of you go at each other like wild bunnies of—

  Wait! I need to make Emily want to hug me and hold my hands!

  Among other things, I'm sure, the Codex cooed. But don’t worry. The heroine is here. Follow my every word, and she'll be fawning all over you.

  Just tell me what to do! Should I take my armor off to make the hug feel more comfortable?

  Patience, young angel. But yes, let's start by stripping. That girl has been staring at you like a succubus, so let's give her what she wants.

  I obeyed. Releasing Emily's hand, I loosened the leather straps of my armor.

  Emily stared at me, her eyes wide open. "What are you doing?"

  Ignoring her, I continued to remove my armor until I was down to my padded clothes, with the Codex held tightly in my hand.

  Excellent, now touch your hair and look innocent.

  I twirled my hair, but unsure of how to appear innocent, I clutched the book against my heart and avoided Emily’s eyes.

  Don't be so coy. Show more of your body!

  Following her command, I moved my hand to my back and pulled my shirt tight to show off my chest.

  Emily coughed and covered her mouth. "Narius?"

  The Codex's voice grew rough. Good. Now make body contact. Gently. Pretend she is the rarest tome in the library with a mint-condition book cover.

  I nodded. Taking my hand off my shirt, I wrapped my hand around Emily's waist.

  She yelped as I caressed her back, the minty smell of her hair intoxicating me.

  Now let her fondle your chest. With my other hand, I guided Emily's palm to the center of my chest, letting the warmth of my body flow into her.

  Emily squeezed my chest, and a soft moan slipped through my lips. What... what now?

  Now, whisper into his—I mean her—ears and compliment her.

  Following the Codex’s advice, I pressed her against my chest and repeated what the human soldier had told me. "You’re the most beautiful creature I have ever seen."

  Emily’s pulse quickened, and her breathing became feverish. Her soft legs brushed against mine, trembling ever so slightly. “Ha! I-I’ve already heard that. What are you trying to do? Make me laugh?”

  She's lying, Narius. We are almost there. Take her finger and suck on it. Men—I mean women—love that.

  I nodded and brought Emily's finger to my mouth. She tried to slip it away, but I held on. It seemed so small as I pushed her flesh into my mouth and sucked.

  Pressing her body against me, she moaned and trembled.

  "Does it feel weird?" I slurred.

  "N-no I don't feel anything at all," she mumbled, but her scarlet face told me otherwise. “M-maybe you should try other parts.”

  No, Narius. Not yet… perhaps later. Now, use your tongue.

  I obeyed and wrapped my tongue around Emily's finger and licked it. “How about this?”

  She writhed and pulled her finger free. "Stop!" Emily panted. She clutched at her chest with the saliva-covered finger while squeezing the fabric of her skirt with the other hand. "You win!"

  I placed my hands on my hips and laughed. "I knew it! I told you I could seduce you."

  Emily exhaled and, with a determined look on her face, shoved me to the ground, knocking the Codex out of my hand.

  I struggled to get back up, but she straddled me, pinning me to the grass. Her eyes were devoid of reason as she unbuttoned her blouse and revealed her white undergarments.

  My body sweltered at the sight of her exposed skin. "What are you—"

  "Be still," Emily said as she bent down and licked my neck.

  I gasped, and my wings shook from the amazing sensation. Blood rushed to my cheeks, and my chest heaved.

  When she pulled back, her face was crimson and she panted for breath. "Narius, let's just go all the way. I don't know what to do exactly, but we can figure out how to do it together."

  "You... you're not going to stop?"

  "Not until I get what I want.” She placed her lips next to my ear and blew into it.

  I squirmed as a sudden surge of pleasure overwhelmed me. “Stop... stop.” I wanted to get her off, but my hands remained immobile, betraying me.

  Straightening her back, Emily’s blue eyes stared down at me. “Really? Do you want me to stop?”

  My wings became damp with sweat from my body as I struggled to catch my breath. “No. Yes? I... I don’t know. Are you going to spread my legs and ravage me?”

  Emily placed her hands on my cheeks. “You’re too cute. Tell me to stop again, and I will, but not before a kiss. There might be no unicorns, roses or even a sunset. But you are worth it, Narius.” She closed her eyes and lowered her lips towards mine.

  Shutting my eyes, I prepared myself for whatever she would do to me.

  However, at the last moment, her muscles slackened and her lips landed on my nose.

  I let out a muffled cry and rolled Emily's limp body off me.

  Unfazed by the tumble, Emily rested her head against my shoulder and snored, as if she was sleeping all along.

  What... what happened? I stared at the night sky and tried to control my breathing.

  Emily hugged my arm and drooled on it. "Hehe. Narius, you're so stupid. Unicorns can't fly. Now bring me flowers."

  Feeling confused, I wiggled my arm free, then noticed a small dart sticking out of her back. I pulled it out. The tip oozed with a green liquid.

  "God, that was awful," a high-pitched female voice whispered.

  Alarmed, I summoned my halberd and drifted my eyes across the forest to find the source of the voice.

  "What? I wish my wife would do that to me," a grumpy male voice replied.

  “It's always the ones who have someone who complain. Just give me another tranquilizer and let’s put that horny angel to sleep.”

  Unable to pin down where the voices came from, I freed myself from Emily's grasp, kicked off the ground and flew towards the sky.

  "He's flying away! Doorknob, shoot him!" the grumpy voice cried out.

  With a twang and a zap, a dart shot out from a raspberry bush. I swiped at a streak in the moonlight and sent it tumbling down. Spotting their general location, I flew higher into the cover of darkness. When no more bolts came after me, I circled around and swept down behind the bush that they must have been hiding in.

  Without making a sound, I landed in a clearing and snuck up to the bush, taking care not to brush the leaves with my wings. There, a pair of gnomes, wearing grey outfits that blended into the night, crouched next to each other.

  As if to spite the drab clothing, one of the creatures, a he-gnome, wore a long, pointy, red cone on his head, and carried a basket filled with crossbow bolts on his back. The other, a she-gnome, wore a yellow beret and held a tiny crossbow.

  “Did we get him?” the he-gnome asked as I crept closer.

  “Yup. I don’t see him up there anymore. Must have crashed, all thanks to my deadeye.”

  “Somebody's humble.”

  The she-gnome tapped her crossbow. “I try.”

  “Right. Enough lollygagging. Let's take the human girl.”

  Though the two gnomes only came up to my thigh, they looked like trouble. So, I took a careful step towards them, only to immediately snap a twig under my boot.

  The two creatures twirled around to face me, and, with the element of surprise gone, I sprinted towards them.

/>   The he-gnome backed away and pointed at me, his finger trembling. "Doorknob! Shoot him!"

  The she-gnome raised her crossbow and fired. The poisoned bolt flew past my wing and struck the tree next to me as I tackled her.

  She growled and swung her crossbow at my face.

  I blocked the attack and slapped the weapon aside, sending it flying into the woods.

  Unfazed by her defeat, Doorknob tried to punch me. But I grabbed her by the wrist and hoisted her up into the air. "Why are you doing this?"

  Instead of answering, she kicked me in the chest. "Shovelface, the flare!”

  The other gnome fumbled, took out a small wooden stick, and pointed it at the sky. I moved my other foot to kick the stick away, but with a loud metallic snap, the stick exploded, and a bright star shot up into the sky, turning the night into day.

  The light blasted its rays down on me, and I shielded my eyes.

  "Fartbasket, Horseface, Yellowsnow, Pimplehair! Come to me, my forest friends!" Shovelface shouted.

  I smashed the blunt side of my halberd against the other gnome's stomach and knocked him down, then stepped on the tiny creature to pin him against the ground.

  “Who sent you?” I asked the she-gnome, while maintaining my pressure on Shovelface.

  “Your mother.”

  The grip in my hand loosened. “What?”

  Doorknob sank her teeth into my hand.

  I yelped and dropped her, only for the she-gnome to bounce off the ground and spring right back up, head-butting me in the chin.

  I staggered backwards, allowing Shovelface to escape from under my foot.

  “Now!” he screamed.

  The bush around us rustled, and pain pierced my wings in several places. Confused, I glanced back and found a dozen tiny bolts impaled in them. Without warning, my body grew heavy, and I collapsed to the ground and got a mouthful of sour dirt.

  My body refused to move, and my vision grew dimmer. “Why... why would Mother do this to me?”

  Doorknob knelt before my eyes and grinned. “Mother? Well, looks like he isn’t the sharpest tool in the workshop.”

  "Do we leave him?" Shovelface asked. "Or should we take him?"

  The she-gnome kicked my ribs. "No. Mafis said we were to take the girl and no one else.”

  My eyes flickered. "Mafis? He's not my mother."

  The voices continued to speak, but I could not make out the words as the darkness overwhelmed me.

  Narius—ten years ago

  As I lay my head and wings against the cool surface of the ivory table, a speck of dust snuck into my nostril. I pinched my nose, trying not to sneeze. But the tingling in my nose grew. I couldn’t hold it any longer, and I let myself go. Spit flew everywhere, and the sound of my sneeze rang through the Great Library.

  Archangel Maeriediana frowned, wiping away the spit on her check.

  With her eyes glued to the book of demonology, she flicked me in the forehead. “Narius.”

  The pain snapped me to attention. “Yes, archangel! What book should I find next?”

  “What is the most important duty of every angel?” she asked without taking her eyes from the book.

  “To gather and preserve knowledge!”

  She reached across the table and smacked me in the head. “Wrong.”

  I squirmed and held my head. “Why?”

  “Our primary purpose is to ensure that mortal races do not encounter a demon. Gathering and preserving knowledge is limited only to our flock." Archangel Maeriediana closed the book, and her green eyes bore into me. “Second question: how do you identify a demon?”

  "They look evil!"

  The archangel smacked me again, striking the same spot.

  “Their wings are black and their eyes are red?”

  “Correct. Now, what do we do with them?”

  I scratched the back of my neck. What did Mother always say? I placed my hand against my chest. "Drive a sword through their hearts?"

  The archangel nodded. “Good. At least Astreal taught you that one right. Just remember all of this when you attend the trial with your mother.”

  Narius—present day

  My eyes opened, and I found myself snuggled under a warm wool blanket. Trial? What trial? I’ve never been to a trial in my life. The dream felt too real, much like the actual memory that had come to me the last time I slept. Moist air greeted my lungs as I sat up and stretched. On the far end of the bed, my armor and Codex awaited me.

  I flung off the blanket and jumped out of bed. Grabbing my armor, I dressed myself and linked the Codex to the chain of my armor. "Emily, do you have anything to eat?"

  She didn't answer.

  Curious where she could have run off to, I looked around, and realized I was no longer in the forest.

  Instead of the familiar green scenery, I was inside a majestic cave filled with crystals of all colors humming with magic. Many were about the size of pebbles while others were the size of mature trees, but all of them reflected my image as I moved about.

  Then the gnomes' conversation about Emily flashed in my mind, and fear took hold of me. "Emily! Where are you?"

  Only the steady hum of crystals answered back.

  Flapping my wings furiously, I rose into the air. I searched every corner of the cave, but only saw the bright crystals illuminating the massive cavern. The only sound was that of water dripping. "Emily?"

  She was nowhere to be found. Where did they take her? Despair gripped my heart. Unsure of what I should do next, I looked around until I caught a glimpse of a figure entombed within the top of a giant crystal the size of a small tower.

  Praying the figure wasn’t Emily, I flew towards it and placed my hand on the cold, foggy surface of the crystal. The tremendous amount of power within the mineral resonated against my hands and sent a shiver down my wings. This wasn't a human's magic. It was something created by a powerful angel.

  I rubbed my hand against the crystal, cleaning off the outer surface, and peeked inside. There, a dark-haired human rested in peace, her eyes closed, the power imbued within the crystal preserving the body and soul inside against time.

  A heavy weight lifted from my heart. Whoever was inside wasn't Emily. I let out a deep breath, and caught a familiar odor that I could not quite put my finger on. Something I should remember but could not.

  "So you are finally awake," a voice said from behind.

  I spun around and was blinded by the light of a halo. Raising my hand, I covered my eyes and blinked until I adjusted to the light.

  An archangel hovered before me, the light from his halo warming the air around us. “Hello, Narius.”

  Chapter Twelve

  Narius

  The archangel, like those in Tristina's flock, wore a shiny white cloth that looked like a silk blanket with a sash holding everything together. "Have a seat, Narius," he said, gesturing at the armchairs and table below us.

  I didn’t move, but continued to hover and study the archangel.

  His green eyes, red hair, and even his halo triggered nothing within my memory. It felt strange. I had always prided myself on knowing Lady Love’s flock as well as my own, but everything about him escaped me. "How do you know my name?"

  The corners of his mouth lifted into a rueful half-smile. “You do not remember me?"

  I respectfully shook my head. "Though you seem familiar somehow."

  The archangel’s face turned into a scowl for a brief instant before smiling again. “Interesting. Has anyone touched you?”

  An image of Emily sitting on top of me flashed into my mind and warmed my cheeks. “Well, Emily was licking me everywhere.”

  “Emily?”

  “Yes, Emily. She’s a human, raven-haired with blue eyes and—"

  "I know who she is." The pitch of his voice dropped into a low rumble, sending chills down my spine. "How much do you remember?"

  “Wait. You know Emily?”

  The archangel saw my confusion and smiled. “Let me introduce myself.
I am Heliose, servant of Lady Tristina. Now, come. We have much to talk about."

  "But—"

  Heliose snapped his fingers, and before I could resist the power, I found myself transported to an armchair. The next instant, the Archangel materialized onto the chair across the low table with his legs wide open.

  The Codex giggled, and I did my best not to look at what his posture revealed.

  The archangel snapped his fingers again, summoning a bottle of brown liquid and an empty glass. "So what were you doing sleeping half-naked in the middle of the road?" he asked, pulling out the cork and sniffing it.

  “Well, there was a group of…" Images of being attacked by the gnomes flooded my mind. I leaped from my seat, sending it crashing backwards, and looked for an exit. "Emily! I have to go save her!“

  The archangel poured himself a drink. “Relax, Narius.”

  “No! I have to go—"

  "Sit." Heloise’s eyes glowed.

  My body, commandeered by the holy commandment, righted the chair and glued my buttocks to it.

  The archangel stretched out his hands and the power in his eyes vanished. He summoned a small glass, filled it with the brown liquid, and offered it to me. "Have a drink. Everything is better when you are drunk."

  I took the glass, but placed it back down on the table. "I... I have to go. Emily needs my help."

  Heliose rubbed his halo. "The human is fine.”

  “She is?”

  “Yes. She is safe. I took care of everything.”

  I sighed with relief. “Thank you. She is important to me.”

  Heliose raised his eyebrow. “Oh? Do you know why?”

  My head spun at the thought of her sitting on top of me, trying to lick me. Lowering my gaze, I placed my hands on my lap and twiddled my thumbs. “Well... well, she is just a human, but a little different than others.”

  The archangel narrowed his eyes and poked out his chin. He shifted to the edge of his seat and leaned forward, his green eyes glowing with power. “Tell me all you remember about the trial ten years ago.”

  My mouth opened, but nothing came out. Once the commandment had withered away, I tilted my head. “Ten years ago? It was only a month ago. And... and I didn't do it on purpose." Tapping my fingers together, I added, "The bookcases were already burning when I woke up.”

 

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