by Gai-Jin(Lit)
In spite of McFay's seriousness Tyrer laughed. "It already has, it's stinky poo like never before. The Legation garden's knee-deep in a new dressing of prime."
"Oh?" The Scot frowned and sniffed the air.
"Hadn't noticed. How's the curry?" he asked a neighbor.
"Hot, Jamie." The man, Lunkchurch, spat a piece of chicken bone into the floor sawdust. "I'm on seconds."
Tyrer beckoned one of the waiters brushing past but the toothy youth deliberately avoided seeing him.
"Hey, Dew neh loh moh, waiter!"
McFay shouted irritably. "Curry plenty quick, heya!"
There was a shout of laughter and much jeering and catcalls at the Chinese curse words from the traders and merchants, and sour looks from the padre of the Highland Battalion who was lunching expansively with his Church of England counterpart from the Dragoons, and their own pastor.
A plate of blood-rare roast beef was plunked down vigorously in front of
McFay. "Curry, Mass'er, plenty werry quick quick heya?" the young servant said, beaming.
Exasperated, McFay shoved the plate back. "This's roast beef for God's sake!
Curry, for Christ's sake, fetch CURRY!"
"I'll have the chicken pie," Tyrer said hastily.
Grumbling the servant went back to the kitchen and once inside the door bellowed with laughter amidst the pandemonium there. "Noble House Fay blew up like a barrel of fireworks when I shoved roast beef under his bulbous nose, pretending I thought it was curry. Ayeeyah," he said, holding his stomach with laughter, "I almost shat. Baiting foreign devils is more fun than fornication!"
Others laughed with him until the Head Cook reached over and belted him around the face.
"Listen, you dirty little fornicator--and the rest of you--don't bait Noble House foreign devils until Noble House Chen says it is all right.
Now take Noble House Fay his curry quickly and don't spit in it or I'll feed you your testicles in batter."
"Ayeeyah, spitting in foreign devil food is quite ordinary, Honorable Chief Cook," the youth muttered, his head almost off his shoulders, picked up a plate of chicken pie as well, then rushed to obey.
The plate of curry and bowl of rice banged on the table in front of McFay. "Curry,
Mass'er, you wan' heya never mind." The youth hurried away, cursing inwardly, head aching, but still content for though he had not dared to disobey the Head
Cook, he had kept his dirty thumb in the curry all the way from the kitchen.
"Rude bastard," Jamie said. "Ten dollars to a busted flush the bugger spat in it bringing it here."
"If you're so sure, why shout at him?"
Tyrer began cutting the Melton
Mowbray-type pie with its thick crust.
"He needs it, they all need, and a good kick in the backside as well." With gusto McFay began tucking into the yellowish, gruel-like mutton and potato curry, globules of fat swimming on the surface. "Next, I hear you smuggled a samurai out of Yedo who speaks some
English."
Tyrer almost choked on a piece of chicken.
"Rubbish!"
"Then why're you almost purple, for goodness' sake? You're talking to me, Noble House
McFay! Come on, Phillip, how do you expect to keep that secret here? You were overheard." Perspiration dotted his brow from the heat of the curry, from time to time waving the flies away. "This's hot enough to fry your balls off-- good though. You want to try some?"
"No thanks."
Happily McFay continued to eat. Then, between mouthfuls his voice hardened though he still spoke confidentially. "Unless you talk to me openly about him, old chap, in confidence--my word on it--and share everything, all his info, I'll make an announcement here and now--to him." His spoon pointed at Nettlesmith, editor of the
Yokohama Guardian, who was already watching them interestedly. A splatter of curry fell on the tablecloth. "If Wee Willie reads about your secret first in the paper, he'll bust a gut like you've never seen."
All Tyrer's hunger had vanished.
Queasily he said, "I, it's true we helped a dissident escape from Yedo. That's all I can say. Now he's under H.m.'s protection for the moment. Sorry, can't say any more, Official
Secrets."
McFay eyed him shrewdly. "Her
Britannic Majesty's protection eh?"
"Yes, sorry. Closed mouth catchee no flies, can't say any more. Secrets of
State."
"Interesting." McFay finished the plate and shouted for a second helping. "But in return I won't tell a soul."
"Sorry, I'm sworn to secrecy." Tyrer was sweating too, a way of life in Asia except during the winter and spring months, and also because his secret was known. Even so, he was pleased with the way he was handling Jamie, undoubtedly the most important of the Yokohama traders.
"I'm sure you understand."
McFay nodded pleasantly, concentrating on his curry. "I understand very well, old chap. The very second I'm finished, Nettlesmith gets the exclusive."
"You wouldn't dare!" Tyrer was shocked.
"State s--"
"Balderdash on State secrets,"
McFay hissed. "First I don't believe you, second, even if it was we've the right to know, we're the State, by God, not a bunch of diplomat scallywags who can't fart their way out of an empty bag!"
"Now look here..."
"I'm looking. Share, Phillip, or read about it in the afternoon edition." McFay's beam was seraphic as he sopped up the last of the gravy with a final hunk of bread, and consumed it. He belched and pushed his chair away from the table and began to get up. "On your own head."
"Wait."
"Everything? You agree to tell me everything?"
Numbly Tyrer nodded. "If you swear to keep it secret."
"Good, but not here. My office's safer. Come on." As he passed Nettlesmith he said,
"What's new, Gabriel?"
"Read the afternoon edition, Jamie. War soon in Europe, terrible in America, war brewing here."
"Just the usual. Well, see y--"
"Afternoon, Mr. Tyrer." Nettlesmith's canny eyes washed over him as he scratched thoughtfully then put his attention to McFay again.
"I've an advanced copy of the last chapter of
Great Expectations."
Jamie shuddered to a stop, Phillip too.
"I don't believe it, by God!"
"Ten dollars and the promise of an exclusive."
"What exclusive?"
"When you have one. I'll trust you." Again the shrewd eyes looked at Tyrer who tried not to wince.
"This afternoon, Gabriel? Without fail?"
"Yes, for one hour, so you can't copy it--it's my exclusive. It cost me almost every favor I have in Fleet Street to aquir--"
"To steal. Two dollars?"
"Eight, but your hour's after Norbert's."
"My last offer, eight--and I read it first?"
"Plus the exclusive? Good. You're a gentleman and a scholar, Jamie. I'll be in your office at three."
Through his open window Tyrer heard the ship's bell at the Harbor Master's office sound eight bells. His feet were propped on his desk, and he was dozing, his afternoon calligraphy exercises forgotten. No need to look at the mantelpiece clock. His brain told him it was
4:00 P.m. Now aboard ships would be the first afternoon dogwatch, a two-hour period lasting from
4:00 P.m. to 6:00 P.m., then the second from 6:00 P.m. to 8:00 P.m., thence to the normal four-hour periods until tomorrow at 4:00 P.m. Marlowe had explained that dogwatches had been invented to allow crews to be rotated.
He yawned and opened his eyes, thinking, Not much more than half a year ago, I'd never even heard of a dogwatch or been on a warship and now I'm telling time by ship's bells as easy as with a timepiece.
His mantelpiece clock chimed four.
Exactly correct. In half an hour I'm to see Sir William. The Swiss can certainly make chronometers, better than us.
Where the devil's Nakama? Has he run of
f?
He should have been back hours ago. What the devil does Sir William want? Hope to God he hasn't heard about my secret.
Hope he just wants more dispatches copied.
Blast it that my writing's the best in the Legation,
I'm supposed to be a translator not a clerk! Damn damn damn!
He got up wearily, tidied his work and began to wash his hands in the basin, getting the ink off his fingers. A knock. "Come in."
Behind Hiraga was a Redcoat sergeant and a soldier, both with bayoneted rifles and both angry. Hiraga was bruised, dishevelled, grey with rage and almost naked, hat gone, turban gone, his villager kimono in shreds.
The Sergeant shoved him forward, bayonet ready, and saluted. "We caught 'im climbing in over the fence, sir. We 'ad the devil of a time getting 'im nice and quiet. 'e's got a pass, signed by you. Is it real?"
"Yes, yes it is." Aghast, Tyrer came forward. "He's a guest here, Sergeant, a guest of Sir William, and me, he's a
Japanese teacher."
"A teacher, eh?" the Sergeant said grimly.
"Well, tell the bugger teachers don't climb fences, don't try to run off, don't 'ave samurai 'aircuts, don't frighten people or fight like a bag full of tomcats--I've one man wiv 'is arm broke and another wiv a busted nose. Next time we catch 'im at it, we won't be so careful." Both soldiers stomped off.
Tyrer closed the door, rushed to the sideboard and brought some water back. "Here."
Hiraga shook his head, choked with rage.
"Please. Would you like sak`e or beer?"
"Iy`e."
"Please... well, sit down and tell me what happened."
Hiraga began pouring out an explanation in
Japanese.
"Gomen nasai, Ing'erish dozo."
Sorry, English please.
With an effort, Hiraga changed to English and with long seething pauses between words he said, "Many guard at Gate and Bridge. I go through swamp, go through water, over fence. These so'dier see me. I stop, bow, reach for pass, they throw to ground. Fight, but too many." Then he followed with another searing flood of Japanese venom and promises of revenge.
When the paroxysm was spent, Tyrer said,
"Sorry but it's your own fault..." He darted back involuntarily as Hiraga whirled on him. "Stop it!" he said angrily. "The soldier was right. Samurai frighten people! Sir
William told you to be careful, so did I, we asked you to be careful."
"I was being polite, only doing what was correct!" Hiraga said in angry
Japanese. "Those ill-mannered apes fell on me, I was reaching for the pass, it was difficult to find. Apes, I'll kill them all!"
Tyrer's heart was pounding and the sweet sick of fear was in his mouth. "Listen, we must solve this together, quickly. When Sir William hears about this he may throw you out of the Settlement! You and I must solve this, understand?"
"Iy`e! What is "so'rve" please?"
Tyrer was thankful to hear the "please" and held on to his fright. This fellow's clearly as dangerous and as violent and hotheaded as any samurai in Japan. Thank God he's not armed. ""Solve" means to arrive at an understanding. We must solve this problem, we must, you and I, how to have you live here safely. You understand?"
"Hai. So desu ka! Wakarimasu.
Taira-san me we so'rve prob'rem."
Hiraga curbed his rage. "P'rease, what sugg'st? Pass no good for so'dier. Men who see me, hate. How so'rve this matter?"
"First... first there's a good old English custom. Whenever we have to solve a serious problem. We have tea."
Hiraga stared at him blankly. Tyrer rang a bell and ordered tea from Chen, the
Number One Boy who eyed Hiraga suspiciously, an ugly chopper concealed behind his back.
While they waited Tyrer sat back in his chair and solemnly stared out of the window, desperately wanting the other man to tell him about
Fujiko but too well mannered to ask directly such a leading question. Damn the fellow, he was thinking, he should volunteer the info knowing I must be anxious as hell and not make me bloody wait. Got to teach him English ways, got to teach him not to fly off the handle, the soldiers were quite right. Got to make an English gentleman out of him. But how? Then there's bloody Jamie who's too damned clever.
After lunch he had gone with McFay to his office, was pressed to have a small brandy and then, within minutes, he found that he had told him everything.
"Och, Phillip, you're brilliant,"
McFay had told him with genuine enthusiasm.
"That laddie will be a veritable gold mine if asked the right questions. Did he say where he was from?"'
"Choshu, I think that's what he said."
"I'd like to talk to him--privately."
"If he talks to you then others are bound to find out and then the news will be... will be out everywhere."
"If I know, Norbert knows, and I'll bet the Bakufu knows--they're no fools.
Sorry, but there are no secrets here, how many times must I remind you?"'
"All right, I'll ask him. But only if
I'm present when you see him."
"Now that's not really necessary, Phillip, you've got so much to do. I would'na want to waste your time."
"Yes or no!"
McFay sighed. "You're a hard man,
Phillip. All right."
"And if I also get to read the last chapter, without charge, say tomorrow. You arrange it with
Nettlesmith."
Sharply, McFay said, "If I have to pay the astounding sum of eight dollars, you have to contribute as well."
"Then no interview, and I'll inform Sir
William." He smiled to himself remembering the sour look on McFay's face and then, "Cha,
Mass'er plenty quick quick," interrupted his thoughts bringing him back to Nakama. Chen put down the tray, no longer carrying the chopper, but it was close at hand, outside the door.
Gravely Tyrer poured for both of them, added milk and sugar and sipped the scalding, iron black brew with relish. "That's better."
Hiraga imitated him. It took all of his willpower not to cry out from the heat, and to hold in what was the foulest-tasting liquid he had ever had in his life.
"Good, eh?" Tyrer said with a beam, finishing his cup. "Some more?"
"No, no thank you. Ing'erish custom, yes?"
"English and American, yes, not French. The
French," Tyrer shrugged. "They've no taste."
"Ah, so ka?" Hiraga had noticed the slight sneer. "French not same as Ing'erish?" he asked with a pretended innocence, his fury compartmentalized for later.
"My goodness me, no, not like them at all.
They're on the Continent, we're an island nation like you. Different customs, different foods, government, everything, and of course France's a minor power compared to Britain." Tyrer stirred in another spoon of sugar, pleased with himself that the man's rage seemed to have dissipated. "Very different."
"Oh, so? Ing'erish and French warred hav?"
Tyrer laughed. "Dozens of times over the centuries, and allies in other wars--we were allies in the last conflict." He told him briefly about the Crimea, then about Napoleon
Bonaparte, the French revolution, and the present
Emperor Louis Napoleon. "He's
Bonaparte's nephew, an absolute buffoon.
Bonaparte wasn't, but one of the most evil men ever born, he was responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths. But for Wellington and Nelson and our troops he would have ruled the world. Are you understanding all this?"
Hiraga nodded, "No o'rr word, but un'erstand." But he had caught the gist and this turned his head upside down, though he could not fathom why a great general should be considered evil.
"P'rease go on, Taira-san."
For a little while Tyrer did, then stopped the history lesson and gave him a lead: "Now to your problem. When you left the Yoshiwara those guards gave you no trouble?"
"No, pretend take vegitab'res."
"That's goo
d, oh by the way, did you see