by Ross Thomas
“Neither can I.”
“But Charlie Cole can, huh?”
“So they say.” I got up from the table and moved over to one of the couches.
Dangerfield watched me over the rim of his glass. When he finished his drink he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and put the glass down on the coffee table. “That’ll do for a while. Now we’ll talk a little.”
“What about?”
“About you and Charlie Cole and Angelo Sacchetti. How’s that for a start?”
“That’s all it is.”
Dangerfield leaned back in his chair and looked at the ceiling some more. “You flew in yesterday on United and were met at Dulles by Johnny Ruffo in that hearse that Cole spins around town in. Ruffo dropped you here at the hotel at six-thirty and picked you up an hour later. You got to Cole’s at ten to eight and stayed till eleven when the hearse brought you back here. You didn’t make any phone calls and I didn’t get to bed until two and got up with a hangover at six to get here by eight. I live in Bowie.”
“You told me.”
“But there’s something I didn’t tell you.”
“What?”
“I don’t want anything to happen to Charlie Cole.”
“Neither does he.”
Dangerfield snorted. “You can bet your sweet ass he doesn’t. Outside of you I don’t know of anybody who’s in more trouble than Charlie Cole. Not only has he got Angelo putting the blocks to him somehow or other, but he’s got Joe Lozupone down on him and that’s about as bad as news can get. He tell you about that?”
“A little,” I said.
“You know something,” he said. “I knew a guy that Joe Lozupone got down on back in the early fifties. So you know what Joe did? He invited this guy out to his house for a big party. And when the party was going good down in the rec room all of Joe’s friends took out their knives and carved this guy up into little pieces and then the wives got down on their hands and knees in their party dresses and scrubbed up the mess.”
“So what did you do about it?”
“Me? I didn’t do anything about it. In the first place I couldn’t prove it and in the second place Joe didn’t break any federal law.”
I got up and walked over to the coffee table. “I think I will have a drink.”
“You can fix me another one, too.”
I picked up two of the clean glasses and made another journey to the bathroom for water. When I came back I asked Dangerfield if he wanted his mixed and he said no. I poured him another three fingers and a smaller amount for myself and then added water to mine.
“You don’t look like the type that drinks in the morning, kid,” he said as I handed him his drink.
“Don’t tell the coach.”
“You are healthy looking,” Dangorfield said. “I just wonder how long you’re going to keep that way.”
“I thought you were worried about Cole, not me.”
“I’m not worried about old Charlie. I just don’t want anything to happen to him until he comes through.”
“With what?”
“With some information that he’s been promising for two years.”
“About who?”
“Joe Lozupone, that’s who.”
“He hasn’t got it anymore,” I said and sat back to enjoy Dangerfield’s reaction.
It wasn’t what I expected. He grew very still and then he put his drink down carefully on the table beside his chair. He looked around the room slowly, leaned forward, rested his arms on his thick knees, stared at the carpet, and then asked in a very quiet voice: “What do you mean he hasn’t got it anymore?”
“Angelo’s got it. In Singapore.”
“Cole’s got copies,” Dangerfield insisted to the carpet.
“Not this time.”
“He told you about it, didn’t he?”
“How else would I be telling you?”
“You’re not lying,” he said to the carpet. “No, you’re not lying. You’re not smart enough to lie.”
He looked up then and for a moment I thought that there was anguish in his eyes and on his face, but it passed too quickly for me to be certain. “I’ve never been in that house, you know,” Dangerfield said.
“What house?”
“Cole’s. I’ve been dealing with him for twenty-three years and I’ve never been in his house. I’ve listened to his fuzzy crap about accommodation and compromise in half the crummy bars in half the jerkwater towns in Maryland, and I listened to it because he always came through. I sat there in those lousy bars and drank cheap whiskey and listened to his crap about ‘shared goals’ and about how ‘appeasement is not bad in itself if it works’ because I knew at the end of the crap he’d hand over what I was after and then ask some two-bit favor in return. And all the time I was buttering him up for just one thing. Just one goddamned thing.”
“Joe Lozupone,” I said.
Dangerfield stared at me with reproach. “You think it’s funny, don’t you? You think it’s really funny that I should get shook just because something I’ve been after for twenty-five years has been snatched away. You got a real sense of humor, Cauthorne.”
“Twenty-five years is a long time, and I didn’t say it was funny.”
Dangerfield started talking to the carpet again, holding his big domed head in his hands. “It started during World War II. Blackmarket gasoline stamps, B stamps, but you’re too young to remember about that.”
“I remember,” I said. “My old man had a C sticker on his car.”
“I got on to Lozupone then. He had more than a hundred million gallons worth of B stamps that he was peddling, but he dumped them wholesale on small timers before we could get him. We busted it up all right, but we never got close to Lozupone.”
“Have another drink,” I said. “It’ll cheer you up.”
Dangerfield went on talking to the carpet. “Then after the war he started branching out. The bureau kept me on him—on all of them. I made the contact with Cole and with what I had and with what he gave me I knocked a lot of them off, but I never got close to Lozupone and he kept on getting bigger and bigger. He’s in everything now. Trucking firms, clothing manufacturing, banks, unions, even investment houses, and all the time it’s still rolling in from the gambling and the loansharking and the garbage collecting and God knows what else. Millions he’s got. And you know something, we’re just about the same age, me and Lozupone. He sent his daughter to Wellesley and I’m lucky to get mine into the University of Maryland. He’s got an eighth grade education and I got a law degree. He’s got at least thirty-five million stashed away and I’ve got $473.89 in my checking account and maybe two grand in savings bonds which I haven’t had to cash yet.”
“You’re on the wrong side,” I said.
He looked at me then and shook his head sadly. “Maybe you’re right, Cauthorne, but it’s too late to switch now. Take a good look at me. Twenty-five years of it, screwing around with punks and chiselers and half-witted hoods. It’s rubbed off on me. I talk like them. I even think like them. Christ, don’t kid yourself that I didn’t know what you were expecting when I said ‘FBI’ through the door. You were expecting something young and neat with lots of hair in a nice suit with manners to match. And what do you get? You got a fifty-one-year-old fat man in a Robert Hall outfit with a pig’s manners, that’s what you got.”
“Have another drink,” I said.
“You know why I look like I do?” Dangerfield asked.
“Why?”
“Because they don’t like it.”
“Who doesn’t like it?”
“The waspwaists down at the bureau. To hell with them. I got twenty-seven years in with three years to go and I know more about it than anybody else so they’re not going to say anything. And I got Charlie Cole for them and because of that they damn sure won’t say anything.”
I walked over and picked up Dangerfield’s glass and poured some more Scotch into it. “Here. Drink this and then you can cry on my shoul
der.”
Dangerfield accepted the glass. “I hear you’re a little nuts, Cauthorne. A little screwy in the head.”
“Really?”
“The boys out on the coast say that you went a little crackers because you thought you’d killed old Angelo.”
“What else do the boys say?”
“They say that Callese and Palmisano have been leaning on you.”
“I sat back down on the divan and crossed my legs. “You can tell the boys that they’re right.”
“What’s Charlie Cole want with you?”
“He wants Angelo off his back for one thing.”
“Angelo’s in Singapore. Doing real well, I understand.”
“You got the pictures of him for Cole, didn’t you?”
Dangerfield nodded. “I got them. I hear that Charlie’s been moving big money through Switzerland to Singapore. I figured it was to Angelo. Am I right?”
“You’re right,” I said.
“What’s Angelo got on him?”
“Everything. Everything he ever gave you and unless Cole keeps paying, Angelo’s going to give it to your friends in New York.”
Dangerfield thought about that for a moment. He rubbed his big red nose and frowned. “And Angelo’s got the stuff on Lozupone?”
“The only copy—or copies by now.”
“And where do you fit in?”
“Unless I get it back, Cole is thinking about having some acid thrown in the face of my partner’s wife.”
“What did you tell him?” Dangerfield said.
“I told him I’d go to Singapore. But I was going anyway when I found out about Sacchetti. I was going wherever Sacchetti was.”
Dangerfield nodded his big head slowly as if confirming something to himself. “They said you were a little crazy. They were right.”
“Why?”
“Because you don’t know how much trouble you’re in.”
I got up and poured the last of the Scotch into my glass. “You mentioned that before, I think.”
“I didn’t go into details.”
“But you will.”
“Later,” Dangerfield said. “Right now we’ve got some planning to do.”
“Planning what?”
Dangerfield smiled. He looked cheerful and relaxed, even happy. “About how you’re going to get that stuff on Joe Lozupone away from Angelo Sacchetti and back to me.”
CHAPTER X
After the plane landed at Los Angeles International I took a cab to Santa Monica and La Brea and got there too late for lunch with Trippet, but in plenty of time to learn that I had an appointment at the Beverly Wilshire at six that evening with Miss Carla Lozupone.
“Someone called about an hour ago,” Trippet said. “He didn’t sound very friendly.”
“I haven’t met any of them who are.”
Trippet wanted to know what had happened so I told him, leaving out only Cole’s threat concerning the acid. I also told Trippet about the plan that Dangerfield dreamed up to retrieve the evidence from Sacchetti. I had spent four and a half hours on the plane thinking about Dangerfield’s plan, trying to improve on it, and the only conclusion I had come to was that it would probably land me in either of two places, the hospital or the cemetery.
“Surely, you’re not going through with it?” Trippet said and brushed his long grey hair from his eyes.
“There’s only one thing I know that I’m going to do. That’s fly to Singapore and find Angelo Sacchetti.”
“And the evidence?”
“I don’t know. If he hands it over to me, fine. But I don’t think I’ll wrestle him for it.”
Trippet rummaged through the office desk. “Where do we keep the stationery?”
“Bottom left-hand drawer,” I said.
He found a sheet, took out his broad-nibbed fountain pen, and began to write. “You don’t know anyone in Singapore, do you?”
“Just Angelo Sacchetti.”
“This is a letter of introduction to Sammy Lim. He’s an awfully nice chap. We were at school together, you know.”
“I didn’t.”
“Yes,” Trippet said and kept on writing. “His grandfather and mine founded one of the first Chinese-British export-import firms in Singapore. Trippet and Lim, Ltd. It caused a terrible stir. Sammy’s full name is Lim Pang Sam. He’s now managing director and also principal stockholder, although I still hold some interest. Haven’t seen him in years, but we correspond quite regularly.”
Trippet signed the letter with a bit of flourish, asked me if there was a blotter, and I told him no, that I hadn’t used a blotter in years, probably because I hadn’t owned a fountain pen in years. He said he couldn’t stand ball-point pens and I told him he was against progress. By this time he had waved the letter around enough for the ink to dry, so he handed it to me. Trippet wrote a nice hand and it read:
DEAR SAMMY:
This is to introduce Edward Cauthorne, my good friend and business associate. He is in Singapore on a rather confidential matter and if you could lend him any and all assistance, I would be forever grateful.
You owe me a letter, you know, and when are you making that long postponed trip to the States? Barbara is dying to see you again.
As ever,
DICKIE
“Dickie?” I said and handed the letter back to him.
Trippet rummaged around in the desk until he found an envelope. “Well, after all, we were at school together,” he said as he folded the letter and placed it in the envelope and handed it to me.
“Thanks very much,” I said and put the envelope in an inside jacket pocket.
“Not at all. When do you think you’ll leave?”
“I don’t know. I’ll have to get a smallpox shot first and I guess it’ll depend on the fair Carla and her wishes.”
Trippet shook his head. “I fail to see, Edward, why you agreed to serve as her escort or chaperone or whatever you are.”
“Because it was easier to acquiesce than to argue, I suppose. Or maybe I just like to have people walking over me.”
Trippet frowned. “That sounds suspiciously like self-pity.”
“Whatever it is, I plan to get rid of it in Singapore.”
“You’re banking an awfully lot on this trip, aren’t you?”
“Yes,” I said. “I suppose I am. Wouldn’t you?”
“I don’t know,” he said. “In my rather haphazard life I have, upon occasion, attempted the geographical cure, I suppose you might call it. But I always found that it had one distinct drawback.”
“What?”
“I had to go along with me.”
We walked around the corner to one of the bars and had a drink while Trippet brought me up to date on Sydney Durant. He had visited Sydney at the hospital earlier that day and all our principal body repair man could tell him was that there had been four of them. They had picked him up in front of his rooming house at one-thirty in the morning and had driven him to a quiet residential street, just off Sunset. Two of them had held him while another had clamped a gag over his mouth. The fourth member of the party had slammed the door. Then they hopped into their car and sped off, leaving Sydney to wander down to Sunset holding his shattered hands in front of him. It had been dark and he couldn’t give a good description of the men to either Trippet or the police.
“I assured him that his hands would be all right,” Trippet said. “When he gets well enough to leave the hospital I plan to take him home with me so that Barbara can look after him.”
“I may not get the chance to see Sydney,” I said. “But tell him that when he gets well enough we need him to help out in front until his hands are healed. Tell him we want him to learn the management side.”
“Sometimes, Edward, the humanitarian side of your nature absolutely surprises me.”
“Sometimes, Dickie, it surprises me, too.”
Trippet began his usual leisurely stroll homewards and I stood on the corner for fifteen minutes until I hailed a cab which dr
opped me in front of the Beverly Wilshire at five minutes after six. I asked the room clerk for Miss Lozupone’s room number and he informed me that the hotel policy was not to give out such information and that if I wished to speak to Miss Lozupone, I should use the house phone. I told him I thought that the hotel policy was sound and asked where the house phones were located. He pointed them out and I picked one up and asked for Miss Carla Lozupone. A male voice answered.
“Miss Lozupone, please,” I said.
“This Cauthorne?”
“Yes.”
“Come on up. She’s waiting for you.”
I asked the voice what the room number was. He told me and I rode the elevator up to the seventh floor, walked down the hall, and knocked on a door. A tall man of about thirty with long, wavy black hair and acne-scarred cheeks opened the door.
“You Cauthorne?”
“I’m Cauthorne,” I said.
“Come on in,” he said and opened the door wide enough to let me enter, provided I turned sideways.
Inside I found myself in what must have been the Beverly Wilshire’s Spanish Fandango suite. The furniture was all black mahogany with red velvet upholstery that was held in place by brass nailheads. There were some tables with beaten brass tops that looked a little Moorish and Mexico got in its innings with some pictures of peasants in wide sombreros leaning against white adobe walls in what looked to be an impossibly yellow sunshine.
She was sitting on a low, long divan that matched the rest of the furniture in the room. Her dress was navy blue and had three large white buttons down the front and ended far enough above her knees for the view to be fascinating. She wore her black hair long and straight and it framed a pair of dark eyes, an almost perfect nose whose nostrils flared just a little, and a full, lipsticked mouth that seemed to have pouted its way through life. Except for the pout, and a chin that some might have thought too small, she could have been called striking, or even beautiful, if you were feeling generous that day. But with or without the pout she was undeniably sexy and I had the notion that she spent a lot of time working at it.
“So you’re Uncle Charlie’s idea of a babysitter,” she said as if she didn’t care much for Uncle Charlie’s ideas.