by E. Cullen
Bellduh pretended not to notice me as I stood by my locker. She made her way behind me, and I felt her heart beating a million beats a second. I wondered what she wanted. I felt like I was being stalked, and I kind of felt violated.
“Hello, Edworth Cuddles.”
She spoke. Bellduh had just spoken to me. I needed to do something fast. It was only Bellduh; she was only the girl with the blood of my dreams. I only fantasized about her blood every second. Her blood was so hot. Her blood was like the hottest at Eclipse High. Bellduh was a girl with truly the most beautiful red rum that I had ever smelled.
I was Edworth Cuddles, so there was no need to be shy. I was perfection, and it was impossible to top me. My eyes were intimidating, and my hair was lethal to the naked eye. A quick touch of my hair was extremely mesmerizing. One look into my eyes and your eyes would burn with passion. I slowly turned around to face Bellduh. I had never been so aroused in my life. I didn’t know what to say yet. I was totally frozen with lust for Bellduh’s blood.
She stared right into my eyes. Her eyes were dreamy, and they seemed to hypnotize me for a moment. I wondered if she wanted me right then and there.
I would have done anything for her blood. All she had to do was ask me, and I would have been her slave for life. I needed a sample of her blood and fast.
“Hello, uh, Bellduh,” I murmured.
“We seriously need to talk in private, Edworth Cuddles. We really have to settle things and just sort things out. I can’t explain it right now. Edworth, you and I need to meet up somewhere and discuss this thing,” she demanded.
My mouth dropped, and I was like so excited to discuss things with Bellduh.
Bellduh moved her face close to my ear, and she whispered something in my ear. Her breath was warm and really made me quiver with lust. She let out sprinkles of her saliva on the side of my face while she whispered. I loved her bloody scent, but she needed to say it, not spray it.
Every girl around us was fascinated with Bellduh’s sudden move to talk to me. They immediately started gossiping. It only took a few seconds for the whole town of Eclipse to get updated, when it came to news about us, Edworth Cuddles and Bellduh Swansinner. I wondered if it was also going to be on the local news. She was being very mysterious. That was beautiful to me. Almost everything Bellduh did was arousing to me.
She finished giving me the precious details of where and when to meet up with her. That moment with Bellduh felt like an eternity. I couldn’t believe that it happened to me. It felt like a dream. I could feel the burning tension between us. Bellduh slowly looked away from me and walked away as she took her blood with her.
I took advantage of the moment. I took a huge sniff of Bellduh’s beautiful smelling blood as she walked away from me. I didn’t want her to leave, but it was meant to be.
I wanted things to go down differently. Everyone followed Bellduh and observed me. I know they wanted to ask what Bellduh wanted with me. I was suddenly a household name. People loved rumors, rumors, and more rumors. I didn’t tell them anything since they didn’t dare to approach me. Only a select few didn’t care to approach me. I wouldn’t have given them any of the juicy details even if they had asked me. I wanted to keep those details to myself.
I didn’t think that Bellduh would have wanted me to tell people anything. Some things should have been kept secret, and everyone should have just minded their own business, but they were like a mob and didn’t care about other people’s privacy. I wished that I had just sucked the blood out of Bellduh and showed everyone my true unexpected nature. I could have definitely used a light taste of her scrumptious blood in my mouth. All I wanted was a little sample of her blood. I wondered if I was wanting too much too soon. I needed to know what it tasted like. It killed me inside and out. It killed me right, left, north, south, east, and west.
I was back to my usual routine of going to classes and going home. Bellduh’s blood was all that I thought about.
The days had passed the same way as I wondered about Bellduh. I had planned to take Bellduh out on a date. I was very hopeful about it. She was just one big mystery.
I wanted to try to tell Bellduh how important a good education was to me in order to impress her. I figured that was lame, but I had to try something. I was hot, and I knew it. I was better than everyone, and I knew it. I could only dream of touching Bellduh’s blood.
Act 10
Meet Stinky
Eclipse High school was such a drag. I walked into the cafeteria, and I tried to fit in since I felt like I didn’t belong there. The first person I noticed was Bellduh, who looked much hotter that day than usual. I wondered what her plans were for the day.
Well, one thing was for sure, her blood was dreamy. Her blood was just perfect. Bellduh’s blood was perfect, perfect, perfect! Bellduh was arguing with Jacub Blacky. There was something that some people didn`t know about Bellduh. She could be a real drag sometimes. Jacub Blacky was the weirdest kid in Eclipse and an easy target.
That was an interesting day at school. Every single day in the life of Bellduh Swansinner was an unpredictable day. Everyone in the cafeteria just stopped what they were doing to watch the action.
First, let me remind you about Bellduh. I must defend her before I go on. She was the girl of my junkie dreams. I used to get so nervous when I was around her that I froze up. Every guy in school wanted her since she was the new girl, but I thought that maybe she had put a spell on everyone. I really wanted to hurt every guy in school, but I was a very nice junkie. Bellduh’s blood drove me crazy inside.
I swear I could have drained her of her red stuff, but it was not right. Her blood smelled so respectable.
Some of the students were up to no good. Some came from poor families and loved to get as much money as they could from the weak. They bullied Jacub Blacky. They walked right up to Jacub Blacky and grabbed him. They pushed Jacub and backed him up to the wall.
Jacub Blacky was a total nerd and a wimp. He was really tanned, with ugly glasses, and I think he was like from Mexico or something. He was really smelly, and I could smell him from far, but Bellduh’s blood did a fabulous job of overpowering the ugly stench. His hygiene was very bad. Jacub and his entire gang of friends had like this thick hairy unibrow. It was their signature or something.
“Hey stinky, did you bring my lunch money today?” demanded the bully.
“Couldn’t you call me Jacub?” Jacub pleaded.
“Stinky, were you born smelly or did you have to work on it?”
“Uh, like… a little of both? Is this like… a trick question?”
Everyone in the cafeteria cracked up, and I tried to hold in my laughter, but it was too much to handle. I covered my mouth as I let out my laugh.
Apparently, Jacub’s kind does not allow him to wear deodorant. He is part of this animal pack or something. They have this thing for animal rights, especially for dogs.
To be honest, Jacub looked like a dog, but an ugly dog. He was not attractive at all. Any girl would have to be paid like millions of dollars to date Jacub.
“I... I got your lunch money today. No worries… Here is all ten bucks of it.”
Jacub’s friends did not even stick up for him. They were hiding in a corner like a bunch of scared puppies. That was really nice of them. What kind of friends don’t help another friend out? Bellduh and her weird friends were sitting down and laughing as Jacub got bullied. The bully bitch slapped Jacub!
“Wedgie time!” The bully shouted.
The bully had put Jacub on the floor and gave him a wedgie. I think Jacub actually let the bully do what she wanted with him for obvious reasons. Jacub was such a pervert. Some of the teachers were watching the action, and they did nothing to stop it since they must have been under Bellduh’s spell. She finally tore out Jacub’s underwear as everyone died of laughter. The bully took a sniff of his underwear and was disgusted. She threw Jacub’s underwear into the crowd of onlookers. Everyone ran for their lives, and I didn’t blame them. N
o one wanted Jacub’s filth on them. That could have tainted them for life.
“Come on! That was like my favorite pair of underwear!” Jacub shouted.
The bully let out her crazy machine gun laugh. It was a very obnoxious laugh.
“Don’t make me ask you for the money again, Stinky! I saw you try to sneak by me, but I could smell you coming my way Stinky! Let me give you some advice. Take a shower!” The bully shouted.
“I can shower, but only once a week to conserve water. I’m all for the environment. You should think about going green. My kind doesn’t believe in masking our real scent.”
The bully let out a machine gun laugh as her weird friends laughed along with her.
“Don’t forget about my homework. You were late the last time, Stinky. You wouldn’t want me to fail Spanish class now would you, Stinky? I didn’t think so.”
The bully grabbed the money from Jacub and let him go.
I couldn’t take it anymore. I rushed up to Jacub and his pack of smelly friends. They saw me coming closer to them. They all shouted out my name with smiles. “Edworth!”
As soon as I got closer, their nasty stench had gotten worse. I placed my hand on my nose for at least some cover. Yep! It was bad! It really, really stunk. It was absolutely disgusting. It smelled like garbage, onion burgers, beer, popcorn, piss, and puke.
“Oh, come on Edworth, put your hand down. We don’t smell that bad,” Embrioze said.
Embrioze was very smelly. Some people called them the puppy pack. There were all kinds of names for these guys at Eclipse High. They tried too hard to fit in. They were a pathetic pack. Embrioze was sitting with Fared, Raul, and Tule, who were pretty much all alike. All of them were pretty smelly, but Jacub was seriously the Alpha and the most disgusting of the pack.
“Honestly, I don’t smell anything. I have this cold, and it is like really runny today. Jacub, you seriously need to stop giving that bully your milk money. You seriously need to stop. It bugs me to see you get pushed around like that, Stinky… I mean, Jacub.”
Jacub looked at me with sad puppy eyes.
“I am not the fighting type of guy, Edworth. How could I ever hurt someone, especially someone as beautiful as that bully? She is pretty hot for a bully.”
“Jacub Blacky, do you have a crush on that bully?” I asked
The pack laughed at Jacub.
“Yes! Jacub has a little thing for the girl bully!” Embrioze shouted.
I tried not to laugh, but I just couldn’t resist. I started to crack up! I just couldn’t stop laughing.
“I do not! Stop it guys! Don’t tease me!” Jacub shouted.
Jacub rushed out of the cafeteria in embarrassment.
I continued to laugh. How could someone be such a wimp? Jacub Blacky seriously needed to take some steroids or something.
I made my way to the food bar, though I didn’t like to eat food. I walked over and pretended that I was getting food, just to fit in. I looked around, and I was disgusted with everything that I saw. Food was just so foul to me, and it really stunk too.
Too bad they didn’t have Bellduh’s blood on the menu. I started to pick out anything, just to make it look like I ate. I didn’t want people to think that I had some sort of eating disorder.
I was rather impressed with the food display. They had practically everything. I saw shrimp, lobster, Chinese food, greasy fries, and other stuff. I thought about taking a banana. I thought that there was a chance that Bellduh loved bananas. I wanted to offer it to her. I took my time since I was in no rush to sit down with all that food.
I smelled something nasty. I thought it was rotten eggs and socks, but I didn’t think that the school sold that there. I turned and attempted to grab the banana, which happened to be the last one there, yet it was a little wrinkly. I noticed Jacub was nearby, and he smelled rotten, but Bellduh’s blood slightly overpowered his stench.
Bellduh was suddenly beside me, and I grabbed the banana as I was distracted by Bellduh’s blood. Suddenly, I carelessly dropped the banana and everything suddenly moved in slow motion. I watched as the banana made its way to the dirty floor. I was so distracted that the banana hit the floor. I picked it up from the dirty floor.
“Bellduh, it looks like this banana almost got away. It’s the last one, and I thought you might want it,” I said.
“You’ve just like dropped your banana. It just like fell on the floor, Edworth. Isn’t there like a two second rule for food that drops on the floor?” Bellduh asked.
“Well, I think it was only like a second and a half. I actually counted. You can have the banana. I was actually saving it for you.”
“It looks kind of mashed up and beaten, Edworth. You can keep your banana, but thanks.
“It’s not so bad, Bellduh. I’m sure you can make like banana muffins with it. I know it looks pretty mashed up, but I hear bananas taste better that way.”
“I suppose I could take it home and make banana muffins, Edworth. You’re very thoughtful, thanks.”
“I knew you would like the banana, Bellduh. You just seem like the banana type of girl.”
I couldn’t believe I said that. I was a little embarrassed, but Bellduh’s blood was getting to me.
“Edworth, come hang out with me for lunch if you like.”
“I would love that thanks, Bellduh.”
We walked over to meet up with some of Bellduh’s so-called friends. Rebecca saw me coming. Rebecca had an annoying laugh. Rebecca was such a bimbo, with pigtails and braces. She was always so happy. She called Bellduh by her first and last name as if they had just met, which was very unusual.
“Bellduh Swansinner, we meet again! Guess what I just heard?” Rebecca said.
I was not a fan of Rebecca. I wanted to suck her blood and then slap her. She was so irritating, but she made me laugh sometimes. I always wanted to taste Rebecca, but I was taught to stay polite and greet everyone as a friend. Yes, this is my life. I’m Edworth Cuddles, the friendly junkie.
“Um… Rebecca, this is Edworth Cuddles,” Bellduh said.
“Edworth! So nice to meet you, finally. I heard so much about you!”
“Pleasure to meet you,” I said.
“So like… guess who Casper is dating right now? OMG, Bellduh! You are so not going to believe who Casper is dating! I will give you a clue...” Rebecca babbled.
Wow, just wow. Rebecca talked about my family in front of me, no shame.
As Rebecca babbled on about Casper, I could tell you the last person Casper dated was Kermit Cuddles. Kermit was related to me, sort of. Casper was part of the family, but he was adopted, it’s a long story. Dating each other was acceptable in my family circle.
“Just tell me already, please!” Bellduh begged.
Rebecca smiled and giggled.
“Casper is dating the one and only… Roosilly! Can you believe it?”
“I’m shocked. I really didn’t see that coming,” Bellduh said.
“Like, it’s so unreal, right? How can Casper go from Kermit to Roosilly? I really thought Casper and Kermit would get back together,” Rebecca babbled.
“Life works in mysterious ways. Roosilly is one lucky girl,” I said.
“Casper and Kermit are like never ever, ever, ever getting back together,” Rebecca babbled.
The truth about my family was a little crazy. There were things about Casper and Kermit that people didn’t know. They used to be tight lovers. They would make love in the boy’s washroom and even smoke weed.
I heard some other stories about them. They were the queerest couple apparently. There was no stopping them at parties.
They were the life of the party. If they weren’t together, people would think something was wrong, and rumors would spread around school like wildfire. Apparently, Roosilly had this big crush on Casper for a while, and it turned out that Casper swung both ways. No one had a clue that Casper would ever swing the other way. It was as if Casper was turning to the dark side by being with Roosilly.
“Speak of the devil. Look who just walked in,” Rebecca babbled.
We turned our heads to discover that the rumors were true.
Casper and Roosilly walked into the cafeteria, hand in hand. It was as if they were approaching an altar, to be married. Roosilly was looking like the bitch that she was, and made all the other girls jealous.
Casper was looking rather silly. He had his dyed black hair slicked back like a model, with his big green eyes, plump lips, high cheekbones, and broad shoulders. He wore a little make-up as well. That seemed like the in thing to do at Eclipse High. Casper and Roosilly walked like slow motion, as everyone watched the couple in envy. It seemed like there was wind blowing at them, blowing smoothly through Roosilly’s lovely hair, which was not better than my hair.
Casper had a bad history of blood sucking. He wanted to suck everyone dry.
Nothing was as pleasing as the scent of Bellduh’s blood.
The class was about to start. It was time for music class. This was definitely one of the best classes in school, since Bellduh was in my class. The first few classes she sat in the back of the class, where all the weird people sat. I made my way to class and took my seat.
The teacher assigned seats, which Bellduh happened to take a seat next to me. I couldn’t believe how lucky I was. Everyone prepared for music class and tried out their musical instruments.
Bellduh looked at me, and she gave me a strange look. I smiled at her. I could smell her, and her blood smelled so worthy. If only she could have read my mind.
I took a deep breath, and I was amazed at how great Bellduh’s blood smelled during music class. The music must have triggered something in Bellduh. I was actually tempted to rip up the class and suck the blood right out of Bellduh’s smooth neck. Bellduh glanced at me and smiled.
She couldn’t get enough of my perfectly feathered hair, my unusual eyes, perfectly white teeth, and my beautiful red lips that were to die for. My eyebrows were perfectly shaped. She loved the way I held my violin, but then again, who didn’t?
I really wanted Bellduh’s blood with a passion. I could have made out with her on the floor, and in front of the class. The class was really pathetic. Not one person knew how to play the violin, except for Bellduh and myself. We were more than decent. We seemed to have a natural talent for playing the violin.