MYTH-Interpretations: The Worlds of Robert Asprin

by Robert Asprin

  "Sensei, I have publicly stated that the people of Japan have produced the greatest fighters in history. I will elaborate and say that I have no doubts that the men and women under your instruction equal or surpass those warriors of old in skill. Moreover, I must bow to your superior knowledge of their abilities and attitudes."

  Kumo bowed his head slightly, acknowledging the compliment, but his eyes were still wary.

  "However, what you tell me is that they must be convinced with action, not words. It has been always a characteristic of man that he can settle differences, pass his experiences from one generation to the next, and develop new ideas and concepts through the use of words. If you are correct in your appraisal of your students, if they are unable to be swayed by words, if the only way their respect can be earned is by action, then they are not men, they are animals."

  Kumo's back stiffened.

  "This is not surprising because you have trained them like animals."

  There was an angry stirring in the ranks.

  "Normally I would stand aside for men and women of such training, for they could defeat me with ease. But you tell me they are animals. As such I will accept your challenge, Kumo. I will stand and defeat the man or woman of your choice anytime, anyplace, with any weapon, for I am a man, and a man does not fear an animal."

  There were scattered angry cries from the ranks. First singly, then as a group, the force rose and stood at the ready position, wordlessly volunteering to champion the force by facing Tidwell. Tidwell suppressed an impulse to smile at the sensei's predicament. Kumo had obviously planned to face Tidwell himself. In slanting his retort toward the force, Tidwell had successfully forced Kumo into choosing a member from the ranks. A teacher cannot defend his students without implying a lack of confidence in their prowess. If the abilities of a student are challenged, the student must answer the challenge. Terrific. Would you like to face a tiger or a gorilla?

  "Mr. Tidwell, your answer is eloquent if unwise. You aware that such a contest would be fought to the death?"

  Tidwell nodded. He hadn't been, but he was now. Inwardly he gritted his teeth. Kumo wasn't leaving him any outs.

  "Very well. The time will be now, the place here. For weapons, you may have your choice."

  Clever bastard! He's waiting to see weapons choice before he picks my opponent.

  "I'll fight as I stand."

  "I will also allow you to choose your opponent. I have faith in each of my students."

  Damn! He'd reversed it. Now if Tidwell didn't choose Kumo for an opponent, it would appear he was probing for a weaker foe.

  Tidwell scanned the force slowly, while he pondered the problem. Finally he made his decision.

  Finishing his survey, he turned to Kumo once more.

  "I will face Aki."

  There was a quiet murmur of surprise as Aki rose and approached the platform. Obviously Tidwell was not trying to pick a weak opponent.

  The powerhouse bounded onto the platform and bowed to Kumo. Kumo addressed him in rapid Japanese, then much to everyone's astonishment, removed his sword and offered it to his student. Aki's glanced flickered over Tidwell, then he gave a short bow, shaking his head in refusal. Raising his head in calm pride, he rattled off a quick statement in Japanese, then turned to face Tidwell. Kumo inclined his head, then returned the sword to his sash. He barked a few quick commands, and several men sprang to clear the platform, relocating the dignitaries and their chairs to positions in front of and facing the scene of the upcoming duel.

  Tidwell shrugged out of his jacket and Clancy stepped forward to take it.

  "Are you out of your bloody mind, Steve?" he murmured under his breath.

  "Do you see any options?"

  "You could have let me fight him. If Kumo can have a champion, you should be able to have one, too."

  "Thanks, but I'd rather handle this one myself. Nothing personal."

  "Just remember the option next time, if there is a next time."

  "Come on Clancy, what could you do I can't in a spot like this?"

  "For openers, I could blow him away while he's bowing in."

  Clancy opened his hand slightly to reveal the derringer he was palming. Tidwell recognized at once as Clancy's favorite holdout weapon, two shots, loads exploding on impact, accurate to 50 feet in the hands of an expert and Clancy was an expert.

  "Tempting, but it wouldn't impress the troops much."

  "But it would keep you alive!"

  "Academic. We're committed now."

  "Right. Win it."

  "Win it!" The mercenaries' send-off. Tidwell focused his mind on that expression as he took his place facing Aki. At times like this when the chips were down it meant a lot more than all the "good luck's" in the world.

  Suddenly the solution to the problem occurred to him. Chancy, but worth a try.

  "Clancy, give me a pad and pencil."

  They appeared magically. No aide is complete without those tools. Tidwell scribbled something quickly on the top sheet, ripped it from the pad, and folded it twice.

  "Give this to Mr. Yamada."

  Clancy nodded and took the note, stashing the pad and pencil as he went.

  Everything was ready now. With relatively few adaptations a lecture assembly had been converted into an arena. As he was talking to Clancy, Tidwell had been testing the platform surface. It was smooth sanded wood, unvarnished and solid. He considered taking off his boots for better traction, but discarded the idea. He'd rather have the extra weight on his feet for the fight, increased impact and all that.

  Kumo sat at the rear center of the platform, overseeing the proceedings as always. Then Clancy vaulted back onto the platform, his errand complete. Deliberately he strode across the platform and took a position beside Kumo on the side closest Tidwell. Kumo glared, but did not challenge the move.

  Tidwell suppressed a smile. Score one for Clancy. This was not a class exercise and Kumo was not an impartial instructor. It was a duel, and the seconds were now in position. One thing was sure, if he ever took a contract to take on the devil, he wanted Clancy guarding his flanks.

  But now there was work to be done. For the first time he focused his attention on Aki, meeting his enemy's gaze directly. Aki was standing at the far end of the platform, relaxed and poised, eyes dead. The eyes showed neither fear nor anger. They simply watched, appraised, analyzed, and gave nothing in return. Tidwell realized that he was looking into a mirror, into the eyes of a killer. He realized it, accepted, and put it out of his mind. He was ready.

  He raised an eyebrow in question, Aki saw and gave a fractional not of his head, more an acknowledgement than a bow, and the duel began.

  Tidwell took one slow step forward and stopped, watching; Aki moved with leisurely grace into a wide, straddle-legged stance, and waited, watching.

  Check! Aki was going to force Tidwell into making the opening move. He was putting his faith in his defense, in his ability to weather any attack Tidwell could throw at him and survive to finish the bout before his opponent could recover. However the duel went, it would be over quickly. Once Tidwell committed himself to an attack, it would either succeed or he would be dead.

  Tidwell broke the tableau, sauntering diagonally to his right. As he approached the edge of the platform he stopped, studied his opponent, then repeated the process, moving diagonally to the left. Aki stood unmoving, watching.

  To an unschooled eye, it would appear almost as if Tidwell were an art connoisseur, viewing a statue from various angles. To the people watching, it was Aki's challenge. He was saying "Pick your attack, pick your angle. I will stop you and kill you."

  Finally Tidwell heaved a visible sigh. The decision was made. He moved slowly to the center of the platform, paused considering Aki, then placed his hands behind his back and began moving toward him head-on. Theatrically he came, step-by-step, a study in slow motion. The question now was how close? How close would Aki let him come before launching a counterattack? Could he bait Aki into striking
first? Committing first?

  Ten feet separated them. Step. Seven feet. Step.

  Tidwell's right fist flashed out, whipping wide for a back-knuckle strike to Aki's temple, a killing blow. In the same instant Aki exploded into action, left arm coming up to block the strike, right fist driving out for a smashing punch to Tidwell's solar plexus. Then in mid-heartbeat the pattern changed. Tidwell's left hand flashed out and the sun glinted off the blade of a stiletto lancing for the center of Aki's chest. Aki's counterpunch changed and his right arm snapped down to parry the knife thrust.

  Instead of catching Tidwell's forearm, the block came down on the raised knife point as the weapon was pivoted in mid-thrust to meet the counter. The point plunged into the forearm, hitting bone and Tidwell ripped the arm open drawing the knife back toward him.

  As his arm came back, Tidwell jerked his knee up, slamming it into the wounded arm, then straightened his leg, snapping the toe of his boot into the wound for a third hit as Aki jerked backward, splintering the bone and sending his opponent off balance.

  Aki reeled back in agony, then caught his balance and tried to take a good position, even though his right arm would no longer respond to his will. His eyes glinted hard—a tiger at bay.

  Tidwell bounded backward, away from his injured foe and backpedaled to the far end of the platform. As Aki moved to follow, the mercenary pegged the knife into the platform at his feet, dropped to one knee, and held his arms out from his body at shoulder height.

  "Aki! Stop!"

  Aki paused, puzzled.

  "Stop and listen!"

  Suspicious, Aki retreated slowly to the far end of the platform, but he listened.

  "Mr. Yamada! Will you read aloud the note I passed you before the fight began."

  Mr. Yamada rose slowly from his seat, unfolded the note, and read:

  "I will strike Aki's right forearm two to four times, then try to stop the fight."

  He sat down and a murmur rippled through the force.

  "The point of the fight was to determine if I was qualified to lead this force in battle. At this point I have shown that not only can I strike your champion repeatedly, but that I can predict his moves in advance. This will be my function as your commander, to guide you against an enemy I know and can predict, giving maximum effectiveness to your skills. Having demonstrated this ability, I wish to end this duel if my opponent agrees. I only hope he embraces the same philosophy I do, that if given a choice he will not waste lives. I will not kill or sacrifice my men needlessly. That is the way of the martial arts, and the way of the mercenary. Aki! Do you agree with me that the duel is over?"

  Their eyes met for a long moment. Then slowly Aki drew himself up and bowed.

  Kumo sprang to his feet, his face livid. He barked an order at Aki. Still in the bow, Aki raised his head and looked at Kumo, then at Tidwell, then back at Kumo and shook his head.

  Clancy tensed, his hand going to his waistband. Tidwell caught his eye and shook his head in a firm negative.

  Kumo screamed a phrase in Japanese at Aki, then snatched the sword from his sash and started across the platform at Tidwell.

  Tidwell watched coldly as the sensei took three steps toward him, then stood up. As he did, the leg he had been kneeling on flashed forward and kicked the knife like a placekicker going for an extra point. The point snapped off and the knife somersaulted forward, plunging hilt-deep into the chest of the charging swordsman. Kumo stopped, went to one knee, tried to rise, then the sword slipped from his grasp and he fell.

  For several minutes there was silence. Then Tidwell turned to address his force.

  "A great man has died here today. Training is cancelled for the rest of the day that we might honor his memory. Assembly will be at 0600 hours tomorrow to receive your new orders. Dismissed."

  In silence the force rose and began to disperse. Tidwell turned to view the body again. Aki was kneeling before his fallen sensei. In silence Tidwell picked up the sword, removed the scabbard from Kumo's sash and re-sheathed the weapon. He stared at the body for another moment, then turned and handed the sword to Aki. Their eyes met, then Tidwell bowed and turned away.

  "Jesus Christ, Steve. Have you ever used that placekick stunt before? In combat?"

  "Three times before. This is the second time it worked."

  "I saw it but I still don't believe it. If I ever mouth off about your knives again you can use one of them on me."

  "Yeah, right. Say, can you be sure someone takes care of Aki's arm? I just want to go off and get drunk right now."

  "Sure thing, Steve. Oh, someone wants to talk to you."

  "Later, huh? I'm not up to it right now."

  "It's the strawbosses."

  Clancy jerked a thumb toward the row of Company officials.

  "Oh."

  Tidwell turned and started wearily toward the men, because they were his employers and he was a mercenary.

  The straw dummies waited passively at the base of the cliff. Tidwell's interest was at a peak as he sat waiting with Clancy for the next group to appear. The two mercenaries were perched on the lip of the cliff about five meters to the left of the trail.

  They came, five of them darting silently from tree to tree like spirits. As they approached the cliff, the leader, a swarthy man in his thirties, held up his hand in a signal. The group froze, and he signaled one of the team forward. Tidwell smiled as a girl in her mid-twenties slung her rifle and dropped to her stomach, sliding forward to peer over the cliff. The leader knew damn well what was down there because he had run the course hundreds of times before, but he was playing it by the book and officially it was a new situation to be scouted.

  The girl completed her survey, then slid backward for several meters before she rose to a half crouch. Her hands flashed in a quick series of signals to the leader. Clancy nudged Tidwell, who smiled again, this time from flattered pleasure. Since he had taken over, the entire force had begun using his habit of sign language. It was a high compliment. The only trouble was that they had become so proficient with it and had elaborated on his basic vocabulary to a point that now he sometimes had trouble following the signals as they flashed back and forth.

  The leader made his decision. With a few abrupt gestures from him, the other three of the team, two men and a woman, slung their rifles and darted forward, diving full speed off the cliff to confront their luckless "victims" below. The leader and the scout remained topside.

  The two observing mercenaries straightened unconsciously. This was something new. The leader apparently had a new trick up his sleeve.

  As his teammates sprinted forward, the leader reached over his shoulder and fished a coil of rope out of his pack. It was black, lightweight silk line, with heavy knots tied in it every two feet for climbing. He located and grasped one end, tossing the coil to the scout. She caught it and flipped it over the cliff, while the leader secured his end around a small tree with a quick-release knot. This done, he faded back along the trail about ten meters to cover the rear, while the scout unslung her rifle and eased up to the edge of the cliff ready to cover her teammates below.

  Clancy punched Tidwell's shoulder delightedly and flashed him a thumbs-up signal. Tidwell nodded in agreement. It was a sweet move. Now the three attackers below had an easy, secure route back out as well as cover fire if anything went wrong.

  Tidwell felt like crowing. The reorganization of the force was working better than he would have dared hope. The whole thing had been a ridiculously simple three-step process. First had been a questionnaire asking eight questions: Which four people in the force would you most like to team with? Why? Who would you be least willing to team with? Why? Who would you be least willing to follow as a leader? Why?

  The next step was to pass the data through the computers a few times and two jobs were done simultaneously. First, the five-man teams were established along the lines of preference stated by the individuals; second, the deadwood and misfits were weeded out to be sent back to other jobs in the C
orporate structure.

  The final step was to pull various members of the teams for special accelerated training in the more specialized skills necessary in a fighting unit. He had had to argue with Clancy a little on this point, but had finally won. Clancy had felt the existing specialists should be seeded through the teams to round out the requirements regardless of preference lines, but Tidwell's inescapable logic was that in combat you're better off with a mediocre machine gunner you trust and can work with than an expert machine gunner you wouldn't turn your back on.

  From then on the teams were inseparable. They bunked together, trained together, went on leave together, in short, they became a family. In fact, several of the teams had formed along family lines with mother, father, and offspring all in the same team, though frequently the leadership went to one of the offspring.

  It was a weird, unorthodox way to organize an army, but it was bearing fruit. The teams were tight-knit and smooth-running and highly prone to coming up with their own solutions to the tactical problems Tidwell was constantly inventing for them. It was beyond a doubt the finest fighting force Tidwell had ever been associated with.

  The attackers were regaining the top of the cliff now. Suddenly, a mischievous idea hit Tidwell. He stood up and wigwagged the team leader. With a few brief gestures he sketched out his orders. The team leader nodded, and began signaling his team. The scout re-coiled the rope and tossed it to the team leader. He caught it, stowed it in his pack, surveyed the terrain, and faded back into a bush. Tidwell checked the terrain and nodded to himself. It was a good ambush. He couldn't see any of the team even though he had seen four of them take cover. He hadn't seen where the scout went after she tossed the rope.

  Clancy was smiling at him.

  "Steve, you're a real son-of-a-bitch."

  Tidwell shrugged modestly, and they settled back to wait.

  They didn't have to wait long. The next team came into sight, jogging along the trail in a loose group. The leader, a girl in her late teens that Clancy was spending most of his off-hours with, spotted the two sitting on the edge of the cliff. She smiled and waved at them. They smiled and waved back at her. They were still smiling when the ambush opened up.