“Why is it that everyone who likes me is always about to blackmail me or kill me?” Kate demanded.
Miss Radish fixed her with a knowing eye. “Mr. Dalrymple?” Kate nodded.
Miss Radish didn’t ask how or why or about what he was blackmailing Kate, which gave her reason to wonder if her reputation was not as circumspect as she’d hoped.
Kate nodded, trying surreptitiously to loosen the bonds at her wrists.
“Stop that,” Miss Radish scolded. “Have a bit of dignity in your death, Katherine. Be British. Stiff upper lip and all that.”
Kate eyed the rock on which her mama’s good friend was working with such diligence. She burned to ask what the rock was for, but was morally certain she wouldn’t care for the answer. Miss Radish saw the direction her eyes moved and answered her politely.
“I’m going to tie this rock around your neck so you will not float when I throw you in the river.” She gave the knots an experimental tug. Unfortunately, they held with admiration.
Once again, Kate was in mortal danger in the tunnels under Castle Wallingford. Once more, no one knew where she was or could come to help her. Quite frankly, she was getting rather tired of it all. It was time, she decided forcefully, to think of a Plan.
Miss Radish, the knots tied to her satisfaction, picked up the rock and moved toward Kate. But she must have misjudged her step in the flickering torchlight, for she stumbled slightly.
“Fiddle,” she muttered, ever the lady. “Here, hold this for a moment, Katherine.” She handed Kate the rock and bent to take a pebble out of her shoe.
Blinking in surprise, Kate grabbed the rock awkwardly in her bound hands before it smashed all her toes. As her captor shook the pebble out of her shoe, then bent to put it back on, Kate heaved the rope-tied rock with all her might. Which was really pathetically not far enough. It rolled several times, then balanced, teetering, on the rock ledge inches above the river.
With a cry of a schoolteacher whose pupil has been especially stupid, Miss Radish tossed Kate a dirty look. She dashed to the river, but as she passed, Kate stuck out her foot, and her enemy went sprawling. She bumped the rock and it splashed into the river, the long rope end slithering rapidly after it.
Miss Radish tsk’d. She stood up to brush her hands on her skirt. With the delicacy of a debutante at a ball, she smoothed her hair carefully into place.
“That was quite annoying of you, Katherine. You are a silly, thoughtless girl. Now I’ll have to go get another rope.”
“In the village?” Kate asked hopefully. She checked the crudely cut doorway. Still no hero in sight.
Miss Radish gave her look. When she turned around to find another likely rock, Kate rolled onto her hip, then her knees, pressing herself up awkwardly with her bound hands. She almost made it upright, but found herself half standing, half kneeling on her skirts and fell backwards with a grunt.
In a moment, Miss Radish attacked, but Kate, having been having a great deal to do with fisticuffs for much of the week, was ready for her.
She rolled to her back, shooting her feet up to catch Miss Radish brutally in the abdomen. The older woman’s breath whooshed out, but it was lucky for her that her penchant for wearing only the finest of whale-boned corsets could come in so very handy. She scarcely hesitated before rattling in again in fine style.
Kate put up her hands to ward off the blows, but Miss Radish managed to land several, including a real corker to the eye. Kate instinctively threw up her bound hands to protect her face and groaned. Over her stood Miss Radish, as neat as a pin, but her hands clenched for battle.
“What ever happened to fighting with honor?” Kate panted. “What about not fighting an unarmed opponent?”
“All your limbs look perfectly intact to me, Katherine,” she was told sternly. “Really, what a fuss you’re making.”
Kate looked up, but the woman looked perfectly sane, save for the fact she was in an underground cavern trying to protect her counterfeiting ring by killing her purported best friend’s eldest child.
A brilliant idea came to Kate, fully formed, as Athena from the head of Zeus. With a start, she looked over Miss Radish’s shoulder. She gasped. Her eyes grew round. She pretended to start forward.
A child’s trick, but Miss Radish fell for it. Swiftly, she turned, braced for attack. As she turned her head, Kate hurled herself up, looped her bound hands over the woman’s head, and yanked.
Not expecting attack from the rear, Miss Radish fell back, throwing them both heavily to the hard packed earth.
The woman wasn’t quite as dainty as she looked. She landed on Kate with a thud hard enough to knock the wind out of her. Instinctively, Kate tightened her hold, but she wasn’t fast enough. Miss Radish ducked out of Kate’s grasp. Kate grabbed the woman’s skirt, using it to leverage herself to her feet. The pain in her head receded as power and hope coursed through her body.
Miss Radish took one look at Kate’s blazing face and raced for the opening, Kate following on her heels. She put on a burst of speed, reaching, reaching, reaching, until her fingers just grasped Miss Radish’s elaborate coiffure. The woman screamed, skidding to a halt, but it was too late. The hair came off in Kate’s hand, startling her so that she screamed and threw it to the ground. For a second she had some hazy idea it was a furry bat and stomped on it hysterically.
Miss Radish screamed again, flinging herself to rescue her wig. She tried futilely to cover her baldness with the mangled remains.
“I’ll kill you with my own bare hands!” She lunged at Kate with all the fury of a woman who has confronted middle age and lost miserably. She tried a sucker punch to the gut, but Kate was prepared. She dodged, countering, swinging her bound hands down and up with massive momentum to Miss Radish’s jaw. The woman dropped like a stone and lay unconscious in a flutter of torn lace.
Finally, as she stood panting, wiping the perspiration out of her eyes, Kate looked to the opening to see a hero rush through it. Unfortunately, it wasn’t her hero but Miss Radish’s.
A greater shock than that of Father Flannery bursting through the doorway came only when he rushed to the woman on the floor, taking her tenderly in his arms. Footsteps, echoing in the passage, thundered closer. As glad as she was, Kate assured herself, that rescue was at hand, it was rather an alarming sound. Prudently, she moved to the side of the opening, pressing herself close to the wall.
She had just time enough to regret that the rope Miss Radish had so calmly planned to use on her was now at the bottom of the icy river, when crashing into the cavern came, in order: Edmund, Marquis of Granville, a.k.a. the Honorable Mr. Frederick Dalrymple, looking murderous; Constable Mackey, looking determined; Major Goodwillie, looking officious; and Tom Appleby, looking annoyed.
The reason for his annoyance was soon apparent, for after these good gentlemen came Lucy, Caro, and Lady Alice, all in various degrees of shock, fear, or glee. Following them snaked a dozen dragoons in scarlet coats who swiftly ran to form a circle about the cavern, pointing their rifles at the couple in the center.
“Kate!” shouted Edmund.
"Lucy, be careful!" thundered Tom.
“Katherine!” whispered Lady Alice.
“Lady Katherine!” stated Major Goodwillie, for the record.
“Father Flannery!” This last was from Kate, who was staring with as hard as she could, unable to believe the evidence of her own eyes.
The priest lifted the re-wigged Miss Radish, the love of his life, the maker of his plans, the wine in his communion cup, into his lap. He gazed imploringly into her face, stroking her scalp, kissing her cheek. Miss Radish was still dead to the world and was unable to return his caresses.
“You killed her!” he screamed to Kate. He struggled to his feet, his beloved’s head falling with a clunk which made everyone in the cavern wince. He flew toward Kate, both fists raised. With a roar, Edmund threw off the restraining hand of Constable Mackey. He flung himself in front of the rushing priest. The dragoons raised the
ir rifles, but Major Goodwillie allowed Edmund several well-aimed blows to the body and a cross-buttock toss before nodding to the constable. Mackey waded into the thick of things to grab Edmund by the arms and lead him away. On the ground, Father Flannery lay dazed.
Kate for once, did nothing. She was in a state of profound shock, tempered liberally with revulsion. “I don’t understand,” she stated firmly. She shook her head, but knew the worst. Her heart was leaden in her breast; her faith, her complete, utter trust in her priest and confessor, lay shattered alongside him on the ground. She could only stare while Edmund, after a muttered colloquy with the major, drew a knife to cut her bonds. His hands, she noted, where shaking and she vaguely wondered why.
Meanwhile, Father Flannery drew himself up painfully to his elbow. Panting, he pointed to Kate. “She! She is the Grey Cavalier!”
The cry rang out in diminishing echoes in the enormous cavern. Even the river seemed to catch the words. “Grey Cavalier...Grey Cavalier...she is the Grey Cavalier...” it whispered. To Kate’s horror, the sounds finally died down to perfect silence. Then pandemonium ensued.
Lady Alice drew in a shocked breath. “Why, she is no more the Grey Cavalier than am I!” She looked at her niece only to recognize guilt written all over it. Without a moment’s hesitation, she squared her shoulders. Facing the major, she steeled herself to announce, “In fact, I am the Grey Cavalier.”
“With all due respect, madam,” Major Goodwillie stroked his chin with thoughtful fingers. To his credit, he managed not to laugh. “You haven’t the look of a horseman, which they say the Cavalier is. And if the Cavalier is a woman, which I take leave to doubt,” he paused and gave a condescending chortle, “I’d be more inclined to think it was this little lady here.” He indicated Lucy, standing tall and straight.
Lucy stepped forward. “I confess. I am the Grey Cavalier.” She held out her hands. “You may arrest me now.”
“Lucy!” Tom rushed forward. “Arrest me. I am the Grey Cavalier, of course. No mere woman could do all of that.”
Unwilling to be left out of the excitement, Caro rushed to the major, tugging at his sleeve.
“He’s a fake! Everyone knows I’m the Cavalier!”
Edmund, who was now holding down Father Flannery with a boot placed lightly but warningly on the back of his neck, lapsed into dandyism. With infinite patience belied only by the warning looks he was shooting to Kate, who was ignoring him willfully, he shook out the torn, bloody ruffles at his wrists.
“I do beg everyone to remember,” he drawled, “That it was I who was identified as the gentleman in question, and was, in fact, incarcerated as such.”
Kate shook off the inertia which held her silent. Making her way through the crowd surrounding the major, she stood in front, looked him in the eye. “They’re simply trying to protect me,” she said quietly. “I am the Cavalier.”
Cries of, “No, no! It was me! I am the Grey Cavalier!” reverberated around and around and around till Kate thought her ears would bleed. But thankfully for everyone’s eardrums, Major Goodwillie had had enough.
“Silence!” he thundered, looking rather surprised that they all shut up. He examined the rackety bunch in front of him. At no point in his entire career, or anyone else’s, as far as he knew, had a situation such as this ever presented itself and he was utterly at a loss as to how to deal with it. So in the absence of cut-and-dried regulations, he decided to arrest everyone and sort it all out later.
“You may all, with the exception of Constable Mackey, consider yourselves under arrest. My men will march you down to the village where you will be incarcerated until such time as I can figure out who is the Grey Cavalier, and may I say he,” the major looked hard at Caro, “Or she, will feel the rough side of my wrath. You two,” he glowered at Father Flannery, “are under arrest for the murder of Adam Weilmunster, the making and passing of false coin, and anything else I may find out or decide in the future.”
At these words Flannigan threw off Edmund’s restraining foot and dashed madly for the river. Two young dragoons each grabbed an arm and hauled him back to the circle.
Miss Radish, now conscious and re-wigged, exclaimed, “Boris, my darling, how could you leave me?”
“I--ah--was just going to see if the water was cold,” he stammered.
So they all marched under armed guard through the passage, down the hill, over the fields, into the village. Miss Radish cried into her wig the entire time.
Finally the group reached the green in front of the constable’s tiny office. As they waited, the village, not yet truly asleep, began to waken in earnest. Villagers, not unnaturally intrigued by the sight which met their eyes, once more pulled on jackets over their nightshirts and gathered at a safe distance to observe. They were joined by a carriage full of tourists just back from a midnight ghost tour of Harrison’s Haunts. The Countess of Malford, Mrs. Kendall, and much of the Ladies Aid, come from a cutthroat game Pope Joan, gathered to watch. Jasper Jackson hurried out with his sketch book to capture the scene for posterity. [N.B. The completed drawing, along with others of the time period and many of Jackson’s later works, now hang, perfectly preserved, in the Oaksley Museum of Art.]
As the night began to age, and the weather to turn colder, it became glaringly obvious that the roundhouse, like the Black Hole of Calcutta, was much too small to hold such a crowd of purported felons, especially since it already held one boy, now peering out of the barred window to see more than most of his immediate family under arrest.
The major tried to commandeer the Lady and the Scamp, but was thwarted by Mr. Rigby and his guests. He then attempted to put the priest and his inamorata in the stone building together, not unreasonable after the revelations of the night, one might have thought. But one would have thought wrong. Miss Radish, when urged to join her evil lover in the roundhouse, held onto the bars of the window and cried pitiably, interspersing her tears with hiccupped references so graphic that Kate clapped her hands over Caro’s ears, even as Edmund clapped his hands over hers.
The whole village stood about, most arguing vociferously, but no less authoritatively, for having no idea what on earth was going on. Kate stood in mortal dread that no amount of self-justification would help. She had failed, not only failed but ruined her family, her town, herself. The girls would dwindle into poor relation spinsters, all except Caro, who would undoubtedly end up like Barbara Radish. Although not, Kate trusted, bald. She wrapped her arms about herself, cold to the core, and rashly, but sincerely, promised God all sorts of good behavior if He could somehow save her siblings from this mess she had led them into.
Only one thing, and one thing only, gave her some comfort. Bertie was cleared. Great rolling tears of hot relief, of shame, guilt, and fear ran rivers through grime on her cheeks. But he was free. She watched as he scrambled around Flannery, dodging Miss Radish, still awash in tears and lamenting. He paused, saw her, and ran to her, a boy still, a boy who would never know the gallows, who would grow up to experience all the wonder and joy of a life well-lived.
Bertie flung himself into her arms. Kate bend down, holding him as if she’d never let go. When he said, “Katie! You caught the murderer! I’m not going to hang!” she heaved a great wrenching sob. He pulled back to look at her tear ravaged face.
“What’s wrong?” he demanded uneasily. He stared up at Edmund, unwilling to believe his hero could have made his sister cry. “What’s wrong with my sister, sir?”
Edmund opened his mouth to reply, but something made him look up.
Kate answered instead, scrubbing her tears with the back of her hand. “Your sister might be in a spot of trouble,” she said in a masterpiece of understatement.
Then she heard it too. Tom, his arm about Lucy, which would have worried Kate had she not had enough on her plate at the moment, turned, then all the crowd turned as one.
Far down the road which led past the hanging tree came the rhythmic sound of a galloping horse. Closer and louder it came. At l
ast the shimmering dawn revealed horse and rider.
The man was dressed all in grey, from the dancing plumes on his hat to the boots on his feet. His cloak swirled about him in a way that was both ghostly and sinister. Before the crowd had time to assimilate this, he broke from the road to gallop ventre a terre toward the group on the green. As they squealed and scattered with shrieks of excitement, the rascal swept off his hat, and standing tall in the saddle, made a magnificent leg. His cheeky grin every lady secretly hugged to her bosom, knowing without a doubt it was meant solely for her and her alone.
He sped across the green, his horse sending clumps of grass and dirt high in the air.. As they reached the post road, then disappeared into the gloom beyond the assembly hall, a shout floated back on the breeze.
“For King and for country!”
It was the Countess who first recovered.
“Magnificent horsemanship,” she pronounced, for indeed it was no more than the truth.
“Was it--was it truly he?”
“Certainly,” she snapped, “There can be no possible doubt.”
Mrs. Kendall, her hand pressed to her cheek, nodded in agreement. “I would know him again anywhere.” She still gazed down the empty road.
Lady Jeanne and Miss Letitia, overcome by the romance of the moment, dissolved in giggles.
Kate could no more than stare, disoriented and dizzy from the second shock of the evening. She wondered if she were in fact concussed. All at once overwhelmed, she sagged. Instantly, Edmund threw his arm about her waist, holding her close. His arm pressed against her waist, hard and warm and comforting. His breath blew across her cheek as he whispered in her ear, “Who the bloody hell was that?”
She shook her head, gaze still fixed, like everyone else’s, upon the black horizon. Realization swept over her and she gasped. She goggled. She choked back a giggle.
“Uncle Richard!” she whispered, turning her head to meet his. Edmund pressed a gentle kiss to her swollen eye. Her gaze rested lovingly on his fat lip.
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