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by Kim Harrison

The pile of ash at the end of the hallway was hazed with a smear of ever-after. It grew with the speed of flowing water, up and out to take a rough, animal shape. I forced myself to breathe as eyes appeared, red and orange and slit sideways like a goat’s. My stomach clenched as a savage muzzle formed, saliva dripping to the rug even before it finished coalescing into the pony-size dog I remembered from the basement vault of the university library: Nick’s personal fear of dogs brought to life.

  Harsh panting rasped, the sound pulling an instinctive fear from the depths of my soul that I hadn’t even known I had. Paws tipped with nails and powerful hindquarters appeared as it shook itself, the last of the mist forming a thick mane of yellow hair. Beside me, Nick shuddered. “You okay?” I asked, and he nodded, his face pale.

  “Nicholas Gregory Sparagmos,” the dog drawled, sitting on its haunches and giving us a savage doggy smile. “Already, little wizard? I was just here.”

  Gregory? I thought as Nick shot an unrepentant grimace at me. Nick’s middle name was Gregory? And what had Nick gotten in return for telling it that?

  “Or did you call me to impress Rachel Mariana Morgan?” it finished, a long red tongue lolling out as it turned its doggy smile to me.

  “I’ve a few questions,” Nick said, his voice bolder than his body language.

  Nick’s breath caught as the dog rose and padded into the hallway, its shoulders almost brushing the walls. I stared, horrified, as it licked the floor beside the circle, testing it. The film of ever-after reality hissed as it sent its tongue over the unseen barrier. Smoke smelling like burnt amber rose, and I watched as if through a pane of glass as Algaliarept’s tongue began to char and burn. Nick stiffened, and I thought I heard a whispered oath or prayer. Making an annoyed growl, the demon’s outline went hazy.

  My heart hammered as the dog lengthened and rose into its usual vision of a British gentleman. “Rachel Mariana Morgan,” it said, hitting every accent with an elegant precession. “I must congratulate you, love, on finding that corpse. It was the sharpest bit of ley line magic I’ve seen in twelve years.” It leaned close, and I smelled lavender. “You made quite a stir, you know,” it whispered. “I was invited to all the parties. My witch’s spell went to the city’s square to chime the bells. Everyone got a taste, though not as much as I did.” Eyes closing, the demon shuddered, its outlines wavering as its concentration lapsed.

  I swallowed hard. “I’m not your witch,” I said.

  Nick’s fingers on my elbow tightened. “Stay in that form,” Nick said, his voice firm. “And stop bothering Rachel. I have questions, and I want to know the cost before I ask them.”

  “Your mistrust will kill you if your cheek doesn’t.” Algaliarept spun in a quick motion of furling coattails to return to the living room. From where I stood, I could see it open the glass-door cabinet to Nick’s books. Its white-gloved fingers stretched and reached, pulling one out. “Oh, I wondered where this one had gotten to,” it said, its back to us. “How splendid that you have it. We will read from this next time.”

  Nick glanced at me. “That’s what we do, usually,” he whispered. “He deciphers the Latin for me, letting all sorts of things slip.”

  “And you trust him?” I frowned, nervous. “Ask it.”

  Algaliarept had replaced the tome and taken out another, its mood lightening as it cooed and fussed as if having found an old friend.

  “Algaliarept,” Nick said, mouthing the word slowly, and the demon turned, the new book in its hand. “I’d like to know if you were the demon that attacked Trent Kalamack last spring.”

  It didn’t look up from the open book cradled in his hands. I felt queasy as I realized it had lengthened its fingers to better support it. “That comes under our arrangement,” it said, its voice preoccupied. “Seeing as Rachel Mariana Morgan has already guessed the answer.” It looked up, its eyes over the smoked glasses orange and red. “Oh, yes, I tasted Trenton Aloysius Kalamack that night as well as you. I ought to have killed him directly, but the novelty of him was so fine, I tarried until he managed to circle me.”

  “Is that why I survived?” I asked. “You made a mistake?”

  “Is that a question coming from you?”

  I licked my lips. “No.”

  Algaliarept closed the book. “Your blood is common, Rachel Mariana Morgan. Tasty with subtle flavors I don’t understand, but common. I didn’t play with you; I tried to kill you. Had I known you could ring the tower bells, I might have handled things differently.” A smile came over it, and I felt its gaze spill over me like oil. “Maybe not. I should have known you would be as your father. He rang the bells, too. Once. Before he died. Do hope it’s not a premonition for you.”

  My stomach clenched, and Nick grabbed my arm before I could touch his circle. “You said you didn’t know him,” I said, anger making my voice harsh.

  It simpered at me. “Another question?”

  Heart pounding, I shook my head, hoping it would tell me more.

  It put a finger to its nose. “Then Nicholas Gregory Sparagmos better ask another question before I’m called away by someone who is willing to pay for my services.”

  “You’re nothing but a squealing informant, you know that?” I said, shaking.

  Algaliarept’s gaze resting on my neck pulled a memory of me on the basement floor with my life spilling from me. “Only on my bad days.”

  Nick straightened. “I want to know who summoned you to kill Rachel, and if he or she is now summoning you to kill ley line witches.”

  Moving almost out of my line of sight, Algaliarept murmured, “That is a very expensive set of questions, the two together far more than our agreement.” It dropped its attention back to the book in its hands and turned a page.

  Worry crashed over me as Nick took a breath. “No,” I said. “It isn’t worth it.”

  “What do you want for the answers?” Nick asked, ignoring me.

  “Your soul?” it said lightly.

  Nick shook his head. “Come up with something reasonable, or I’ll send you back right now, and you won’t be able to talk to Rachel anymore.”

  It beamed. “You’re getting cocky, little wizard. You’re halfway mine.” It closed the book in its hand with a sharp snap. “Give me leave to take my book back across the line, and I’ll tell you who sent me to kill Rachel Mariana Morgan. If they are the same person who is summoning me to kill Trenton Aloysius Kalamack’s witches? That stays with me. Your soul isn’t enough for that. Rachel Mariana Morgan’s, perhaps. Pity when a young man’s tastes are too expensive for his means, isn’t it?”

  I frowned, even as I realized it had admitted it was killing the witches. It must have been luck that kept Trent and me alive when every other witch had died under it. No, not luck. It had been Quen and Nick. “And why do you even want that book?” I asked it.

  “I wrote it,” it said, its hard voice seeming to wedge the words into the folds of my mind.

  Not good. Not good, not good, not good. “Don’t give it to him, Nick.”

  He turned in the tight confines, bumping me. “It’s just a book.”

  “It’s your book,” I agreed, “and my question. I’ll find out some other way.”

  Algaliarept laughed, a gloved finger shifting the curtain so he could see the street. “Before I’m sent again to kill you? You’re quite the topic of conversation, both sides of the ley lines. You’d best ask quick. If I’m called away suddenly, you may want to settle your affairs.”

  Nick’s eyes went round. “Rachel! You’re next?”

  “No,” I protested, wanting to smack Algaliarept. “It’s just saying that so you’ll give him the book.”

  “You used ley lines to find Dan’s body,” Nick said shortly. “And now you’re working for Trent? You’re on the list, Rachel. Take your book, Al. Who sent you to kill Rachel?”

  “Al?” The demon brightened. “Oh, I like that. Al. Yes, you can call me Al.”

  “Who sent you to kill Rachel?” Nick demanded.

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nbsp; Algaliarept beamed. “Ptah Ammon Fineas Horton Madison Parker Piscary.”

  My knees threatened to give way, and I gripped Nick’s arm. “Piscary?” I whispered. Ivy’s uncle was the witch hunter? And the man had seven names? Just how old was he?

  “Algaliarept, leave to not bother us again this night,” Nick said suddenly.

  The demon’s smile sent shivers through me. “No promises,” it leered, then vanished. The book in its hand hit the carpet, followed by an unseen sliding thump from the bookshelves. I listened to my heart beat, shaken. What was I going to tell Ivy? How could I protect myself from Piscary? I’d hid in a church before. I didn’t like it.

  “Wait,” Nick said, pulling me back before I could touch the circle. I followed his gaze to the pile of ash. “He’s not gone yet.”

  I heard Algaliarept swear, then the ash vanished.

  Nick sighed, then edged his toe past the circle to break it. “Now you can leave.”

  Maybe Nick was better at this than I thought.

  Hunched and worried looking, he went to blow the candle out and sit on the edge of his couch with his elbows on his knees and his head in his hands. “Piscary,” he said to the flat carpet. “Why can’t I have a normal girlfriend who only has to hide from her old prom date?”

  “You’re the one calling up demons,” I said, my knees shaking. The night was suddenly a lot more threatening. The closet seemed bigger now that Nick wasn’t in it, and I didn’t want to get out. “I should go back to my church,” I said, thinking I was going to set my old cot up in the sanctuary and sleep on the abandoned altar tonight. Right after I called Trent. He said he’d take care of it. Take care of it. I hoped that meant staking Piscary. Piscary didn’t care about the law; why should I? I searched my conscience, not finding even a twinge.

  I reached for my jacket and went to the door. I wanted to be in my church. I wanted to wrap myself in the ACG blanket I’d stolen from Edden and sit in the middle of my God-blessed church. “I need to make a call,” I said numbly, stopping short in the middle of his living room.

  “Trent?” he asked needlessly, handing me his cordless phone.

  I made a fist to hid my shaking fingers after I punched in the number. I got Jonathan, sounding irate and nasty. I gave him a hard time until he agreed to let me talk to Trent directly. Finally I heard the click of an extension, and Trent’s river-smooth voice came on to give me a professional “Good evening, Ms. Morgan.”

  “It’s Piscary,” I said by way of greeting. There was silence for five heartbeats, and I wondered if he had hung up.

  “It told you Piscary is sending it to kill my witches?” Trent asked, the sound of his fingers snapping intruding. There followed the distinctive scratch of him writing something, and I wondered if Quen was with him. The weariness Trent had put in his voice to cover his worry didn’t work.

  “I asked it if it was sent to kill you last spring, and who summoned it for the task,” I said, my stomach roiling as I paced. “I suggest you stay on hallowed ground after sunset. You can walk on hallowed ground, can’t you?” I asked, not sure how elves handled that sort of thing.

  “Don’t be crass,” he said. “I have a soul as much as you do. And thank you. As soon as you confirm the information, I’ll send a courier with the rest of your compensation.”

  I jerked, my eyes meeting Nick’s. “Confirmed?” I said. “What do you mean, confirmed?” I couldn’t stop my hands from shaking.

  “What you gave me was advice,” Trent was saying. “I only pay my stockbroker for that. Get me proof, and Jonathan will cut you a check.”

  “I just gave you proof!” I stood up, heart pounding. “I just talked to that damned demon and it said it’s killing your witches. How much more proof do you need?”

  “More than one person can summon a demon, Ms. Morgan. If you didn’t ask it if Piscary summoned it to murder those witches, you have only speculation.”

  My breath caught, and I turned my back to Nick. “That was too expensive,” I said, lowering my voice and running a hand over my braid. “But it attacked us both under Piscary’s binding, and it admitted to killing the witches.”

  “Not good enough. I need proof before I go about staking a master vampire. I suggest you get it quickly.”

  “You’re going to stiff me!” I shouted, spinning to the curtained window as my fear shifted to frustration. “Why not?” I cried sarcastically. “The Howlers are. The FIB is. Why should you be any different?”

  “I’m not stiffing you,” he said, anger making the gray of his voice turn from silk to cold iron. “But I won’t pay for shoddy work. As you said, I’m paying you for results, not a play-by-play—or speculation.”

  “Sounds to me you aren’t paying me anything! I’m telling you it was Piscary, and a lousy twenty thousand isn’t enough to get me to waltz into a four-hundred-year-old-plus vampire’s lair and ask him if he has been sending his demon to kill citizens of Cincinnati.”

  “If you don’t want the job, then I expect you to return my retaining fee.”

  I hung up on him.

  The phone was hot in my grip, and I set it gently on the mantel between Nick’s kitchen and living room before I threw it at something. “Get me home, please?” I asked tightly.

  Nick was staring at his bookshelf, running his fingers over the titles.

  “Nick,” I said louder, angry and frustrated. “I really want to get home.”

  “Just a minute,” he mumbled, intent on his books.

  “Nick!” I exclaimed, gripping my elbows. “You can pick out your bedtime story later. I really want to get home!”

  He turned, a sick look on his long face. “He took it.”

  “Took what?”

  “I thought he was talking about the book in his hand. But he took the one that you used to make me your familiar.”

  My lip curled. “Al wrote the book on how to make humans into familiars? He can have it.”

  “No,” he said, his expression drawn and pale. “If he’s got it, how are we going to break the spell?”

  My face went slack. “Oh.” I hadn’t thought of that.

  Twenty-Five

  The low lub-lub-lub-lub of a bike pulled my eyes up from my book. Recognizing the cadence of Kist’s motorbike, I pulled my knees to my chin, tugged my covers farther up, and clicked off my bedside lamp. The sliver of black beyond my propped-open stained-glass window showed a lighter gray. Ivy was home. If Kist came in, I was going to pretend to be asleep until he left. But his bike hardly paused before it idled back up the street. My eyes went to the glowing green numbers of my clock. Four in the morning. She was early.

  Closing the book upon my finger to mark the page, I listened for her footsteps on the walk. The cold, predawn September air had pooled in my room. If I were smart, I’d get up and close my window; Ivy would probably turn the heat on when she came in.

  I thanked all that was holy that my bedroom was part of the original church and fell under the sacred-ground clause: guaranteed to keep out undead vamps, demons, and mothers-in-law. I was safe in my bed until the sun came up. I still had to worry about Kist. But he wouldn’t touch me while Ivy breathed. He wouldn’t touch me if she were dead, either.

  A stirring of unease pulled my finger out of the book, and I set it on the cloth-covered box I was using as a table. Ivy hadn’t come in yet. It had been Kist’s bike I heard driving away.

  I listened to my heartbeat, waiting for Ivy’s soft steps or the closing of the church’s door. But what met me was the sound of someone retching, faint through the cold-silenced night.

  “Ivy,” I whispered, throwing off my covers. Chilled, I lurched from my bed, snatched my robe, jammed my feet into my fuzzy pink slippers, and went into the hall. Skittering to a halt, I retraced my steps. Standing before my press-board chest of drawers, I sent my fingers over the shadowed bumps of my perfumes.

  Choosing the new one I had found among the rest just yesterday, I impatiently dumped a splash on me. Citrus blossomed, clean and
sharp, and I set the bottle down, knocking over half of what remained with a harsh clatter. Feeling unreal and disoriented, I almost ran through the empty church, tugging my robe on as I went. I hoped this one worked better than the last.

  A sharp clattering of wings was my only warning as Jenks dropped from the ceiling. I jerked to a stop as he hovered before me. He was glowing black. I blinked in shock. He was freaking glowing black.

  “Don’t go out there,” he said, fear thick in his high voice. “Go out the back. Get on a bus. Go to Nick’s.”

  My gaze shot past him to the door as I heard Ivy vomiting again, the ugly sounding gags mixing with heavy sobs. “What happened?” I asked, frightened.

  “Ivy fell off the wagon.”

  I stood there, not understanding. “What?”

  “She fell off the wagon,” he repeated. “She’s sipping the B-juice. She’s sampling the wine. She’s practicing again, Rachel. And she’s off her rocker. Go. My family is waiting for you by the far wall. Get them to Nick’s for me. I’ll stay here and keep an eye on her. To make sure she—” He glanced at the door. “I’ll make sure she isn’t going to come after you.”

  The sound of Ivy vomiting stopped. I stood in my nightgown and robe in the middle of the sanctuary, listening. Fear soaked in with the stillness, settling in my gut. I heard a small noise that grew into a steady, soft crying.

  “Excuse me,” I whispered, moving around Jenks. My heart was pounding and my knees were weak as I pushed open one side of the heavy door.

  The glow from the streetlight was enough to see. Deep in the shadows cast by the oaks, Ivy was sprawled in her biker leather, half laying across the church’s two lowest steps, dumped and left to fend for herself. A gelatinous dark vomit spread over the steps, dripping to the sidewalk in ugly syrupy clumps. The cloying smell of blood was thick, overpowering my citrus scent.

  Gathering the hem of my robe, I went down the steps with a calm born in fear.

  “Rachel!” Jenks shouted, his wings a harsh clatter. “You can’t help her. Leave!”

  I faltered as I stood over Ivy, her long legs askew and her hair sticking to the black vomit. Her sobs had turned silent, shaking her shoulders. God, help me through this.

 

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