by Annie Smith
Don’t you procrastinate in following our rearin’ rules. Start using them today—and you’ll wind up the proud parents of the best young’uns in America!
Notes
Dating outside the Family
1. Professor Harland Konan Sampson, “GOP Ballot Strategies in Chicken Neck,” The Mayhew County Weekly Record (June 11, 1990): 3. Reprinted without the author’s permission or knowledge.
Young’uns Gotta Work
2. Professor Harland Konan Sampson, “Social Significance of Dermal Thickening in the General Populace,” New England Journal of Calluses, vol. XXII (June 7, 1995): 6.
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