by Javier Calvo
Wonderful World
Wonderful World
Wonderful World
A Novel
Javier Calvo
Translated by Mara Faye Lethem
The Word of Sin is Restriction. There is no bond that can unite the divided but love: all else is a curse. Accursèd! Accursèd be it to the æons! Hell.
MASTER THERION, Liber Al vel Legis
Wear sensible shoes and always say thank you. Especially for the things you never had.
—JHONN BALANCE
Contents
Epigraph
Prologue: Camber Sands
Part I
“And, Behold, There Was a Great Earthquake”
1 The Attack of the Low-Flying Airplanes
2 Eric & Iris
3 The Fishing Trophy Room
4 The Beginning, Strictly Speaking, of the Story
5 The Dark Side of the Moon
6 Major Players
7 Unnumbered Birthday
8 Ummagumma 2
9 A Masterpiece of Planning
10 Italian Academy Basketball Club
11 Paintings of Deer
12 Iris Without Eric
13 Apartment 13
14 Raymond Panakian
15 Venus with Mirror
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Part II:
“And the Sun Turned as Black as Sackcloth”
16 A Step Too Far
17 Fonseca
18 Donald Duck
19 The Most Exciting Adventure
20 The Winter of Our Discontent
21 The Day of the Publisher's Advance Excerpt
22 The Universe According to Hannah Linus
23 Universal Sign Language for Food
24 Tics
25 A Momentary Lapse of Reason
26 The Lost River Within
27 The Day of the World Launch of Stephen King's New Novel
28 Eclipse
29 Children and the Heart
30 Stuck in the Armpit of Love
31 The Down With The Sun Dream
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Part III
“And They All Hid in the Caves and Among the Mountain Crags”
32 Take Me to Your Leader
33 The Prayer of Those Who Have No Father and No Mother
34 A Waste of Time in an Expensive Suit
35 Hannah Linus: Reprise
36 Mutagenic Explosions
37 A Bench in the Park
38 Darts
39 Saudade's Finger Pistol
40 Wonderful World
41 The Somnambulist in an Ambulance
42 Before the Law
43 Human Torso with Octopus Tentacles
44 It's Only Sporting
45 The Third Golden Rule
46 Chicote's Testimony
47 The Crooked Lady Cops' Party
48 German for Dummies
49 The Years of Physical Impossibility
50 The Story's Ultimate Meaning
51 People Are the Ones That Leave
52 That's My Boy
53 Smiling Dogs Chasing Butterflies
54 A Vision of Smoke and Flowers
55 Fanny's Testimony
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Part IV
“Hide Us from the Face of He Who Sits on the Throne”
56 Lucas Giraut
57 Mirror Ball
58 Suitology
59 Biosphere Park
60 Plasma Ball
61 Doctor Angeli
62 One with the Universe
63 Fire Ball
64 Kingston, Jamaica
65 Fire Ball (2)
Acknowledgments
About the Author and the Translator
Other Books by Javier Calvo
Credits
Cover
Copyright
About the Publisher
PROLOGUE: CAMBER SANDS
The sky of Camber Sands looks like those brains that live in a tank surrounded by machines. In a mad scientist's laboratory. Those brains that crackle and spark and bubble, their irregular surfaces covered with small electrical charges. Lorenzo Giraut doesn't like windows. He doesn't like being near windows. In the middle of the living room of his suite at the Hotel in the Sands at Camber Sands, Lorenzo Giraut has built some sort of small shelter using various pieces of furniture and the mattress from his bed. He is sitting on the floor of the shelter, looking at the sky on the other side of the window with a little mirror taken from the suite's bathroom.
The year is 1978. The place is Camber Sands. Not the same Camber Sands that will appear almost thirty years later in the Filial Dream about Camber Sands. In the here and now, in 1978, the Old Map Store no longer exists or doesn't yet exist or perhaps has never existed. It's the same with the Fishing Trophy Room. Dreams are like that. Filled with places that are somewhere else or at some other time or that simply aren't.
Seated with his legs crossed on the floor of the living room of the Hotel in the Sands, beneath his mattress, Lorenzo Giraut moves the little mirror until he has a good view of the Camber Sands sky. The color of the sky isn't particularly diurnal nor particularly nocturnal. It's that color that skies turn when a late-afternoon storm generates a state somewhere between day and night. The clouds filled with eddies and whirls are like a brain. There are bursts of intense blue electric sparks here and there. The sky of Camber Sands on this September night in 1978 is one of those skies you see in dramatically crucial scenes. In dramatically crucial moments that change one's life completely. Those moments that one associates with Fate. Which is only natural. Because this night in 1978, this stormy night in Camber Sands, is The Night That Ends Lorenzo Giraut's Life As He Knows It.
Someone clears their throat at the other end of the room. The American Liaison. The supposed buyer. Giraut moves his mirror, stopping when he has a good perspective on the American Liaison seated in one of the armchairs of the suite's living room. The exact term is “sprawled out.” There is something particularly American in the way the American Liaison is sprawled out. With his legs completely extended and his back low in the chair and his fingers interlocked on his belly.
“I was once in a storm at sea.” The American Liaison drums his enormous fingers on his enormous belly and nods to himself. “Now that was a storm. The kind that freezes your blood. The waves tossed the boat like a goddamn toy.” He looks at Giraut and frowns. With a vaguely amused expression. “Is it completely necessary that you do that?”
Several feet from where Giraut is, more or less in front of the armchair where the American Liaison is sprawled out, a muted television shows images of people crying inconsolably and hugging each other in Vatican City. A phone cord comes out of the suite's telephone socket and winds along the floor before disappearing into the shelter made of furniture where Lorenzo Giraut is. The Hotel in the Sands isn't really a hotel. It is a complex of apartments that are rented out to tourists for two weeks at a time. Beside Giraut's shelter there is also a little table with wheels. Loaded with liquor bottles and smaller soft-drink bottles and an ice bucket.
“I don't like windows,” says Giraut. His hand emerges from between the pieces of furniture that make up his hiding place, grabs a bottle of Macallan, and disappears again into the shelter. “And I don't like the medication they give me to make me like windows. I feel safer in here.”
A clap of thunder, much stronger than any of the thunderclaps that had sounded since the storm materialized over the beach and the hotels of Camber Sands, makes everything tremble. The bottles and the ice bucket on the little table with wheels tinkle. The image on the TV blinks and the faces of the people crying in Vatican City are distorted for a second, taking on a vaguely extrater
restrial quality. In the lower part of the screen a message informs us that the images from the Vatican are being retransmitted live.
“I don't like windows,” says Giraut. The pause he makes after saying this suggests that he could be taking a sip of the Macallan. “I don't like boats. I don't like open spaces.” There is a shorter pause that suggests that Lorenzo Giraut could be shrugging his shoulders. “I don't like the things I don't like. And there's nothing more to say about it. To hell with the doctors and their explanations. No one's ever sent to the doctor for things they like. As far as I know.”
A thunderclap makes everything in the suite's living room tremble again. Some sort of fine plaster dust falls from the ceiling onto Lorenzo Giraut's shelter. The American Liaison is lighting a cigar in that expert way that consists of holding the lighter near the tip while turning the cigar. On the other side of the windows, beneath the sky that looks like a brain stuck in a glass tank, the storm's wind makes the sand fly from one side to the other, triggering a constant reconfiguration of the dune landscape of the beach at Camber Sands. There are tourists running across the beach toward safety. Seen from the window of the suite of the Hotel in the Sands, their expressions and gestures could just as likely transmit carefree joie de vivre as panic over the fury of the elements. There are half a dozen police cars approaching the Hotel in the Sands along the highway that comes from Lydd-on-Sea, among the clamor of sirens. There are beach shack awnings flying above the dunes. The guy who takes care of the beach's donkeys is leading them in single file toward a place where they'll be sheltered from the fury of the elements. Lorenzo Giraut doesn't really understand why there are donkeys that give donkey rides on British beaches.
The American Liaison clears his throat again. Lorenzo Giraut's partners were supposed to have shown up to close the sale exactly three and a half hours ago. The sale in which the American Liaison is the buyer. Three hours ago the two men waiting in the suite of the Hotel in the Sands ran out of conversation topics. Forty-five minutes ago Lorenzo Giraut built his shelter in the middle of the living room and shut himself up in it with the telephone and the drink cart at arm's reach.
“Maybe their flights were canceled because of the storm,” says Giraut pensively. Looking at his half-full glass of Macallan. Then he peeks his head out of his shelter's wall of furniture. He looks at the American Liaison. Lorenzo Giraut's face has a vaguely namby-pamby quality. Probably exacerbated by his droopy cheeks and his very thin, pale eyebrows. “Maybe lightning struck the airport or something like that.”
The people shown on TV crying at the Vatican and hugging each other and shaking their heads incredulously are crying over the death of Pope John Paul I. For months now the television has only brought bad news. Some terrorists placed bombs in the Versailles Palace. In America, Ted Bundy is on the loose, leaving what's technically known as a trail of blood behind him. Martina Navratilova is the number-one tennis player in the world. The Sex Pistols are on tour despite the opposition of All the Good People of Great Britain. At the Hotel in the Sands in Camber Sands, Lorenzo Giraut is having his first inkling that tonight could be The Night That Ends Lorenzo Giraut's Life As He Knows It when he hears a sudden loud noise from where the American Liaison is sitting. Like the noise of someone that has just stood up suddenly, knocking over the armchair where they were sitting. Giraut finishes the Macallan in his glass in one sip and sticks his head out from between the barricade of chairs and chests of drawers that make up the wall of his shelter. The American Liaison is standing next to the knocked-over armchair with his smoking cigar in one hand. In a listening stance. With his head very still and slightly to one side like someone trying to hear something. Something that's not the sound of thunder or the shouting of the tourists running across the beach. The American Liaison's face looks much paler than it did a minute ago.
Lorenzo Giraut frowns and listens. There is definitely a noise approaching that is not the noise of the thunderclaps or the shouts of the tourists beneath the first large drops of rain. Giraut still hasn't realized that the new sound is the sound of police sirens. Something in the nature of the scene starts to show signs of being a dramatically crucial scene. He comes out of his shelter on all fours and serves himself a second glass of Macallan with three ice cubes.
“This can't be happening,” he says, as he serves the ice with a shaky hand. “My partners would never leave me in the lurch. My partners are like my brothers. We've been together forever. We're the Down With The Sun Society. That's the name we gave ourselves. To give you an idea,” he says.
He takes a sip from the glass. He looks at the American Liaison. The American Liaison has opened one of the sash windows of the living room of the suite and is climbing out. Onto the building's fire escape. Lorenzo Giraut shudders.
The Night That Ends Lorenzo Giraut's Life As He Knows It is undoubtedly one of those nights that can be defined as dramatically crucial. The American Liaison's face as he tries to escape through the window, lit by the lightning of Camber Sands, seems to have transformed into a grimace of panic and rage. The scene has little in common with a mad scientist's laboratory on a night of creations that defy divine will. And nonetheless, there is something in the fine plaster dust that falls from the ceiling and in the scene lit by lightning that is powerfully reminiscent of a mad scientist's laboratory. The police car sirens can now be heard perfectly from the hotel suite. Lorenzo Giraut, sixty-five years of age, the same Lorenzo Giraut that founded LORENZO GIRAUT, LTD., ten years earlier using capital of shady origin, can't go to the window. It's something that happens to him often with windows. The same Lorenzo Giraut who became, with the help of his two partners and in just one decade, the most important antiques dealer in Spain. The same Giraut that will restart his business after getting out of jail but who will never be the same again. Because nothing is ever the same after nights like this night in Camber Sands. Lorenzo Giraut knows that. He understands everything perfectly as soon as he hears the sirens and sees the spotlights sweeping through the inside of the hotel suite. When he hears the shouts of the policeman ordering the American Liaison to stay right where he is.
The Hotel in the Sands will close its doors forever in 1982 and will be demolished six years later. In the mall that will be erected on the same site there will be black-and-white photographs of the Hotel in the Sands.
Lorenzo Giraut will always suspect what really happened on The Night That Ended Lorenzo Giraut's Life As He Knew It, although he'll never want to admit it.
“I know what this looks like,” he says to himself in the living room of the suite. Where the wind has now come in and is brutally shaking the curtains and dragging the rain inside. Wetting his face. “But it can't be what it looks like.”
More shouts are heard, from the policemen ordering the man who is climbing down the fire escape to stop. Someone shoots into the air. The half dozen police cars are stopped in front of the Hotel in the Sands in semicircular police position. With the lights flashing and the spotlights sweeping the façade of the hotel. Which isn't exactly a hotel. Giraut smells one underarm and then the other and shrugs his shoulders. He runs his fingers through his long, straight hair. He adjusts the knot in his tie. When they find him, he wants to look the way he always wanted to look if he was found in the circumstances in which they are going to find him tonight. Circumspect. Dignified. Seemingly unconcerned. A police spotlight sweeps over his face. For a moment, a moment too brief to attach much importance to, Giraut has a strange feeling. The feeling that there is something more on the other side of the window. Something that isn't the police or the storm. Something that floats in the air. Like a series of figures that float in the air. Searching for something. The word “Captors” comes to his mind for some reason he fails to understand.
And a moment later, it's gone.
PART I
“And, Behold, There Was a Great Earthquake”
Wonderful World
CHAPTER 1
The Attack of the Low-Flying Airplanes
Rays of late-afternoon sun fall on the balconies of the Old Quarter like the remains of a space shuttle that has disintegrated in the stratosphere. Valentina Parini, a troubled student in the seventh grade at Barcelona's Italian Academy and self-proclaimed Top European Expert on the Work of Stephen King, sways in her hammock with a pensive expression on her face. For a couple of weeks now, every time she looks at something, one of her eyes seems to stray slightly toward the edge of her visual field. Giraut takes the promotional brochure for Stephen King's new novel without getting up from his white plastic garden chair. The skyline from the edge of the yard shows one tower of the cathedral covered in scaffolding and a flock of seagulls that soar in voracious circles around some invisible prey.
Valentina Parini lives with her mother in an apartment on the first floor of the former ducal place. Lucas Giraut lives in the apartment on the second floor. The courtyard, the marble staircase and the parking area on the lower level are common space for all residents.
“My school psychologist told me I'm not allowed to read Stephen King's new novel,” continues Valentina Parini. Her skinny preteen body, with its excessively long arms and legs, contrasts with her round face and tiny features that make you think of tropical tree-dwelling monkeys. Her nose is so small that the fact that it can sustain her child-sized eyeglasses, with their green plastic frames, strikes Giraut as a true gravitational feat. “Says that reading it could be very negative for me. She sent a note to my teacher and to my mom.” The lips of her tiny mouth purse in a disgusted expression. “She even told my basketball coach. What a huge bitch.”
Seated on his garden chair, Lucas Giraut, thirty-three years of age, pulls a cigarette out of the silver case embossed with the initials LG that he always carries in the inside pocket of his suit. His suit today is a charcoal gray Lino Rossi with red pinstripes. As he lights the cigarette he furrows his vaguely namby-pamby eyes and his pale, thin eyebrows. Valentina Parini's school psychologist is one of the most frequent topics of conversation at the afternoon meetings Valentina and Giraut hold in the backyard of the ducal palace. Valentina's clinical relationship with the school psychologist dates back to the episode known at her school as the Spanish Class Mishap.