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Fifty Shades of Ancient Egypt
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Fifty Shades of Ancient Egypt is a 12k+ novella containing incredibly hot action set in Ancient Egypt, with slave girls, lusty guards, and an insatiable Pharaoh who wants to possess everything he sees.
Beautiful peasant girl Amipar is sold as a slave to the Pharaoh's palace. She is given the choice to either work in the kitchens or remain in the company of Captain Ramose, who offers to educate her in the ways of the flesh so that she might someday be promoted to concubine.
But all is not well in the palace, as a secret witches coven plans to entrap the cruel Pharaoh and take vengeance on him for all his misdeeds.
This edition contains a bonus chapter:
Hundreds of years later, a group of sorority girls come across the Pharaoh an enchanted statue and accidentally unleash its fury.
This fantasy romance is perfect for fans of the erotic books in the flavor of Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland and Fifty Shades of Red Riding Hood. Intensely sexy, dirty and captivating.
Fifty Shades of King Arthur's Court
Available on Kindle
A young priest is sent to investigate rumors of a hermit living in the woods of Wales, an old man with mysterious scars who the peasants claim can heal the sick.
If the hermit's story is to be believed, he is a former knight of the Round Table, and not just any knight, but its champion, Sir Lancelot. The hermit tells the priest of the final days of Camelot, when Guinevere was abducted and later condemned to burn at the stake. How Arthur's son, Mordred, tried to lay siege to the throne.
It is a story of powerful passion between a married woman and the knight who loves her above all others. The immortal tale of Lancelot and Guinevere, as it has never been told before.
Fifty Shades of King Arthur's Court is a romantic adventure into the heart of the world's most beloved story. It delves deeper than Mallory or TH White ever dared, by showing what the characters were up to once the lights went off…
This 14k+ story is perfect for fans of the erotic books in the flavor of Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland and Fifty Shades of Red Riding Hood. Passionate, forceful and breathtakingly romantic, nothing could stop the passion of two of history's greatest lovers.
The Complete XXX Avenger
Available on Kindle
The Greatest Dirty Superhero Story Ever Told
The Complete XXX Avenger book collects the entire first story arc of a crime fighter, stories so filthy that the author was banned from releasing them. Now, he is back, with a few...slight adjustments that are sure to confuse the censors and keep readers laughing...when they aren't too busy doing other things while reading this.
Episode One: Hardcore Superhero
A mild-mannered farmboy discovers the wreckage of an alien spaceship and the female pilot imparts her powers on him and gives him the responsibility of punishing criminals...but she never says how to do it.
Now, the former-weakling has become an unstoppable force of superhuman power intent on bending the criminals he meets over and taking revenge.
Episode Two: Enter Svingtor!
The XXX Avenger has his way with the cruel publisher of the City's largest newspaper and recruits a sidekick to help him deal with a "special problem."
Meanwhile, the costumed criminals Dominatrix and Cuckolder wreak havoc on an innocent family.
Episode Three: Angry Girl
XXX Avenger and Svingtor finally get their hands on Cuckolder and Dominatrix and put an end to their crimes once and for all.
A female scientist exposed to Kirby Radiation goes insane with power and has to be put down by our fearless crimefighters.
You Will Believe a Man Can Sodomize For Justice
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