I knew my water heater was on its last leg, but I thought I'd have time.
"Hello?" Liam huffs into the phone. He's on vacation and I promised I wouldn't call him because he's been working doubles for the last three weeks.
"Nothing work related," I promise before I continue. "My water heater finally went out. I'm going to be late for Jos's birthday party, can I swing by your place and grab a quick shower?"
I hear him talking to someone and I think it's Ry, before he comes back. "Yeah, that's cool, man. Just lock up when you leave."
"Thanks," I breathe with relief and hang up. I don't have time to worry about my water heater right now.
Grabbing clean clothes, shampoo, and body wash... I'm not going to use their toiletries, I head out the door.
Of course traffic is thick. Any other Saturday at noon people would already be in the sun, enjoying the eighty degree weather, today though, today, the day I'm in a hurry, everyone and their mother is on the road.
Rushing into Liam and Ryley's, I head straight for the bathroom. I have one hour to shower, dress, get a gift and make it on time.
I'm stressed - Liam's not been the only one working doubles - I'm behind schedule, and I'm hard. Perfect. I don't have time for this, but maybe if I rub one out I'll calm down. I let my thoughts wander to the last woman I was with. Amber. I grip my cock and, like usual, my thoughts start taking me back to the one woman that's haunted me ever since I had her.
Jenny.
Leaning against the wall, I let my mind take me back to every dirty thing Jenny did to me the one night we had together. Jenny... that woman. God, she was incredible, then she was gone. Didn't even leave me her phone number, and because of that, I've had no contact with her since. Sure she's a friend of Ryley's but I'm not going to talk to Ryley about that shit. About being interested in her friend. I'm fine with the women I have here.
I'm not fine. I need another night with Jenny, or multiple.
Dammit! This isn't working.
Banging the butt of my hand on the wall I open my eyes and cringe, seeing I touched... hair. A wad of pink hair. What the hell is that!? Ryley definitely doesn't have pink hair! That looks like.... I can't stop myself from pulling the strands from the wall to inspect them. It looks like Pony hair, from those My Little Pony dolls my niece loves.
"What the hell," I grumble out loud that Ryley's letting Able play with dolls!
If it's not pony, it's Barbie, and neither are okay. He's a little boy! He needs trucks and motorcycles! Not dolls! Ryley's all for that kid becoming his own person, doing what he loves, but come on! This is a little extreme! Dolls!
I'm feeling more worked up than I was when I got here. I need to get to this damn party already. Rinsing one more time, I toss the hair wad into the trash with a cringe. Just gross.
Going through my clothes I notice I don't have boxers. I HAD boxers, I know I did! Tying the towel around my waist so I can see if I dropped them on my way through, I pull the door open, rushing because the ten minutes I took to try and jerk off set me further behind, and I didn't get off!
As I step in the hall I'm smacked with what I think is Ryley. I grab her before she falls and I immediately realize this isn't Ryley when my hands sink into nice, full hips and there are large tits pressing into my chest. Her forehead is on my chin. I immediately let go. No one was supposed to be here.
Taking a step back my eyes go wide and my dick goes hard all in a matter of a second before her scream hits me, then her fist. She's a woman possessed! Trying to pummel me to the ground. While trying to control her flailing limbs I lose my towel. I've grabbed both her arms and am able to push her back a step, but I'm not letting go. Those nails weren't digging into my flesh in a way I'm used to. Crazy woman!
"Jenny!" I blurt her name and watch her blue eyes widen but only for a second before she relaxes and her thick, shiny lips turn up into a grin.
Son of a bitch. She has pink strips in her hair....
"Jack?" she says as her eyes travel down my body.
Son of a bitch.
"Nice to see you, big boy," she grins at me again then walks closer to me so every part of her is touching me.
My instinct is to take a step back, and when I do, she steps with me. I take another step back. She steps with me, and now she's pushing me back and into the bathroom, kicking the door closed behind us.
"What're you doing here?" I try not to sound so dumbfounded but she's the last person I thought I'd see. At least not in this situation.
"Shh, Able's downstairs," her voice purrs as her hands travel to parts of my body I've only dreamed of since our last encounter.
"Able? You're with Able? You're Able's sitter while Ry and Liam are on vacation?" I sound like a bumbling idiot, but what is this woman doing!? Able's downstairs and she's stroking my cock in Liam's bathroom!
"Yep, all week." Her lips go to my neck and her hands keep stroking. This is the best feeling I've felt in a while. Ever since that night.
When she starts nipping her way down my chest I have to take a deep breath so I don't blow my load right there in her hands.
"Mmm, just like I remember," she purrs as she slides down to her knees and wraps her lips around the tip of my cock.
"Jenny." Her name comes out guttural as I slightly bend and put my hand to the wall. This woman is insane! But I'm not going to stop her.
I look down at her and her eyes flick up to mine as she takes me all the way to her throat.
"Oh, Jesus." I slide my fingers into her multi colored hair. It's pink and blonde. It's what I thought was doll hair in the shower. It's MY doll's hair.
Her lips pop from my tip then she's sinking me to her throat once again. I've never had a woman so eager to please with a blow job, but this is something she likes. There is no doubt about it, and she does a damn good job at it. The best I've ever had.
"AUNT JENNY!" I hear a child's voice yell through the hall.
Shit, Able.
Jenny stands and smiles at me, wiping her lips. "That's my cue. That was fun." She kisses me hard then pinches my ass and slips out of the bathroom, quietly shutting the door. A second later the door opens and my boxers are thrown at my face.
What the hell! That woman....
CHAPTER FOUR
LADY VAGINAS
JENNY
"Aunt Jenny, let's gooo!" Able won't stop whining as I come back downstairs from my brief, yet all too hot, encounter with Jack. God, I forgot about the noise that kids can make! It's like a constant siren in the background, never letting down. Or one of those nasty gnats in the summer… no matter how much you try to get the noise to stop, it never goes away. Way to kill a mood, kid.
I love Able. Hell, I helped raise him, but come on. That noise is just terrible. I'm not sure how Ryley does it.
"Able, give Aunt Jenny a minute," I whisper trying to make him lower his levels.
I sit on the arm of the basement couch and put my head in my hands. Blue lady-balls suck. Seeing Jack again threw a wrench in my plans to forget about him and continue to fuck every dick with two legs. Ever since that night together I haven't been able to stop thinking about him, and now that we're in the same city again for awhile my mind is going crazy with the possibility of having him. There's so many other ways I'd like to enjoy him.
"But we're gonna miss all the good ice cream!" His whine is turning into a yell, and he's smiling at me with the damn Porter smile that I've never been able to resist.
Shit.
"Okay, okay fine. Let's get moving, kid." I pat his bottom and shuffle him out the door before I can think of the hot as sin piece of ass that's upstairs in the bathroom. What a shame it's going to waste.
I laugh to myself, trying to picture the look on Jack's face after I threw his boxers back at him. His personality and body are so not the same. Hot and toned and sexy as fuck body put against almost dorky, timid, nice guy personality.
Maybe I'll make it my goal this week to break him of that.
"Hey, Au
nt Jenny?" Able asks as I buckle him into his booster seat.
"What's up, kid?" I click the buckle and look at him, still leaning inside the car.
"Are you gonna stay up here with us? For good?" His green Porter eyes hit mine and I see the begging in them.
Poor Ry didn't give this kid much in the traits department. Those Porter genes are strong.
"No, dude. I can't take this cold ass weather," I say then cringe when he starts to laugh. "Shit—"
"Mom's gonna be mad at you for teaching me those words!" He keeps laughing and I shut the door and bitch to myself.
Kids, Jenny. He's a kid… how did I let that slip? Anyway, he probably already knew them. Fucking Liam. I know he's corrupting this innocent angel.
"I'll get ya extra toppings if you don't tell her." I smile and his grin spreads larger across his face.
Now I have to think of something for us to do the rest of the day to burn off all the sugar he's about to consume.
"Hey, Aunt Jenny," Able says waiting in line to pay. This kid talks all the damn time. "Daddy says you're a doctor."
Oh Jesus. I'm sure whatever his daddy says about me is just pure gold, too.
"Yes. I am," I answer quickly as it's our turn to pay.
Smiling at the lady I hear Able ask from behind me, "He says you look at lady's vaginas. Is that true?"
Fuuuck…
The woman taking my money is trying not to laugh and I'm not sure if I should be proud of the balls this six year old has, or pissed that he obviously has the Porter filter. I.e. - none.
"Um... yep. I'm a lady doctor. Come on, Able," I say quickly apologizing and ushering him over to a table in the corner.
I've never seen a child eat ice cream so fast. No brain freeze, no talking. Seriously, I think he ate it in one bite. By the end of our morning ice cream date, Able is covered with ice cream and sticky beyond belief.
"Come on, dude. Let's head home and get you cleaned up." I laugh as we walk toward the door.
As soon as the door opens and I look back to take Able's hand before walking out and I slam into a hard body and grunt.
"What the shit," I mumble almost dropping my purse.
"I could say the same thing." His voice rings in my ears and heat immediately warms between my legs.
Oh that voice.
"Uncle Jack!!" Able screams and pushes past me to get to him.
Uncle Jack?
"Hey, buddy!" He's ignoring me and I'm fairly certain he's pouting.
What grown man pouts?
"Uncle Jack, Aunt Jenny is taking me to the park!"
"I am?" I ask, stunned.
Since when?
"Yep! Mommy always takes me to the park after ice cream. Then she takes me to the toy store to get me more Hot Wheel tracks. One day I'm gonna have a room FULL of hot wheel tracks." He's in Jack's arms and smiling like he's the smartest child ever.
I grew up with his parents. I know a Porter lie when I see one. Doesn't make him any less cute, though.
"Smart kid," Jack says finally looking at me.
I grin and bite my lip, instantly thinking about all the fun things I can teach him. Oooh this is gonna be fun. Jack's eyes narrow at me and I see his wheels turning.
"About as smart as his parents," I say in agreement. "Come on, Able. Let's get movin'. Apparently we have a lot on our plate today." I raise my eyebrows and Jack gives him a hug before Able speaks up again.
God, this kid has a lot to say. I missed him dearly, but last time I saw him he wasn't this talkative.
"Uncle Jack, can you come play later!?" he asks jumping down and taking my hand.
Brilliant. This kid might be the best wingman I've ever had.
"Yes, Uncle Jack. Why don't you come over later," I say slightly grinning and looking into his deep brown eyes. "To play," I add, my eyes locked on his.
I'd love to play with him all night.
His eyes grow wide and he stutters something before Able chimes in.
"Aunt Jenny can make you dinner! It'll be awesome!"
There's no way Jack can tell this kid no. I know I can't. Which is why I'm not surprised when Jack smiles and kneels down by Able.
"Only if I can have desert too," he says quietly to Able, flicking his eyes up to me briefly.
I smile and nod as Able squeals with delight.
"So then, how's six?" I ask still grinning seductively.
"Six sounds perfect, Aunt Jenny," he says then clears his throat. "K, well…. I have a little girl who's waiting on her ice cream cake for her birthday. If you'd excuse me, I'll see you two later. To play." He winks at me then walks off towards the counter.
Oh this is going to be fun.
The trip to the park was eventful. Apparently there's a slew of single dads in Wisconsin, and the majority of them are good looking. This week could do wonders for my sex life after all. I gain a few more numbers to my contacts in my phone and some wonderful eye candy to watch while Able plays. After the park I hold up to my promise of a new toy, but only after I make Able promise to behave tonight. Of course that doesn't take much convincing, but we'll see how everything actually goes. He's a handful from what I hear from Ryley, but so far he's been great for me.
It's only day one, though. Everything can still change.
"Aunt Jenny, can I watch a movie?"
"Sure thing, kid. What's it gonna be… hmm…?"
"Power Rangers!" He's jumping on the couch happily like this is all new to him. Ryley and Liam are gonna hate me and my babysitting techniques by the end of this week.
Of course, why did I think anything had changed?
"You got it, dude." I grab the remote and start navigating the DVR.
Once he's set on the couch with his snack, drink and movie, I head into the kitchen to see what I can conjure up for dinner. Sure I lived with Ryley for the longest time but now that she's gone I'd rather order takeout.
As I'm searching the cupboards for something to eat I hear my phone ringing Ryley's ringtone.
"Hey, chic," I answer holding the phone between my shoulder and ear to continue my hunt for sustenance.
"Hey. How's everything going?"
"Wonderful," I huff as a box of cereal falls out of the cabinet.
"What's goin' on?" She has an amused tone to her voice and I stop what I'm doing and smile.
"I miss you, Ry," I let slip.
"You just saw me yesterday!" She's laughing and says something to Liam in the background then giggles a little more.
"Ew, barf me. You two stop. LIAM! STOP! I'm trying to talk to my girlfriend!" I say loudly into the phone and hear him bitch something about lesbianism and I smile.
Leave it to Liam.
"So really, Jenny, what's goin' on over there? I miss my little man like crazy." She sighs and I smile.
"Woman, you haven't even been gone from him for twenty-four hours! I've got this shit, you two have a great time on your trip. I'm totally down with keeping him full of cocaine and booze till you get home."
"Jenny Marie, you shut your mouth when you're talking to me!" She laughs. "At least get him some women for company."
Liam bitches in the background loud enough for me to hear something about "letting Bang watch his kid" and I laugh even louder.
"Right. Check." I smile missing these conversations. "Hey, what meat do you guys have in the freezer downstairs? I'm too lazy to go look," I ask with my hand on my hip.
"Why? Nuggets are upstairs, hotdogs in the fridge. I wasn't joking when I said that's the only thing he ever wants to eat."
"Right, but adult shit. Like… chicken or… shit."
"Since when you do you make adult food? Last I remember you liked ravioli from a can."
"Last time you remember I wasn't cooking for a dinner party that your six-year-old son planned." I sigh. I didn't really feel like telling her who's coming over tonight but there's no way to keep anything from Ryley when talking to her.
"Oh yeah? Who's coming over for dinner?"
"Sh
it, drop it woman and answer me," I warn.
"After you tell me about your dinner date." She knows I'll cave.
"Fine. Jack's coming over. We saw him at the ice cream shop this morning and Able invited him over to play. It's a play date."
"Oh," she says quietly before there's silence for a few second and I hear a door shut. "Jack as in Liam's best friend, Jack?" She whispers like she doesn't want Liam to hear.
Good, because I don't want Liam to know. He gives me enough trouble as it is. God help us all if he ever found out about Gage and I, and now what I'll be doing with his best friend. The man is bound to hate me for life.
"Yes, ma'am. Able saw Uncle Jack and really wanted to play… so he invited him over. And now I get to cook. SO, can you please help me out?"
"Even thousands of miles apart and you still need me. Awww…."
"Stop it. Those pregnancy hormones are making you sappy. Slap yourself." I growl jokingly.
"Whatever. Yes, there's chicken in the freezer downstairs. You sure about this, Jenny?"
"It's just a play date, Ryley."
"And I'm sure you have all kinds of playing in mind, don't you?"
"Thanks for the advice, bitch. Have fun on your vacay! Love ya!" I hang up so she doesn't lecture me about sleeping with Jack.
I know fucking the same dude more than once leads to them becoming attached, but I don't live here with Jack. It's not like I'll run into him at the store or something; we don't even live in the same state. What's it gonna hurt fucking him again?
Nothing. It won't hurt anything, but it will definitely help a whole lot.
Like my vagina.
Three hours later there's a knock on the door and I can't stop my heartbeat from panicking in my chest. It's beating so hard I can literally see my boob fat jiggle and everything.
Perfect!
"Hey, Uncle Jack's here!" Able's yell could probably be heard from next door; kid must really like this guy.
"I got it, dude," I say tossing the oven mitt on the counter and sigh, pushing the hair out of my face. Heading to the door, I feel incredibly awkward. Like, fucking Brady Bunch awkward. Jenny Bang doesn't door awkward!
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