I grab her face. "Hey, baby." I run my nose up her cheek. "Are you telling me you have this?"
"No!" She starts to laugh and does that snort I love so much.
"Good. Shh." Even through her weird speech about birth defects I remained hard.
Grabbing my cock I start pushing again.
"You okay with this?"
"God yes," she assures, pushing back against me so my tip slips inside.
Now, I'm not bragging but I'm a little bigger than average and I'm afraid I'm going to hurt her but she's not indicating any pain as she pushes farther around me.
"Oh yes, big boy. Give it to me."
You don't just ram it in and take her hard when you're dealing with such a sensitive area, but Jenny, that woman, she wants it rough, hot and dirty.
"Slap my ass and pull my hair," she demands while thrusting back around me.
"You are the sexiest woman I've ever been with," I grunt trying to hold back my orgasm that's only ever been this eager with her.
"Talk dirty to me, Jack, or don't talk."
Well, okay then. Okay, dirty, I can do this.
"You want it harder, you…." I glance around afraid to bust out the whore and slut talk because we don't know each other that well. "Sexy… sexy-hot… you Jenny."
"Oh, Jack!" she groans and not pleasurably. "Just shut your pussy tickler and fuck my asshole."
What! What!? Did she just call my mouth a pussy ticker!? I grab a handful of her hair and yank her head back.
"Yes," she hisses.
"You want it harder, you whore?" Shit. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
"Yes, harder, big boy," she moans loudly. Okay, that worked out.
"You going to scream for me?" This is easier than I thought.
"Oh, God! Yes!" And she delivers. "You're the best fuck, Jack. Pound that tight, little asshole and make me scream!"
Wow… she's, um. Wow!
"Harder!"
"Aunt Jenny?!"
My hand slaps over her mouth just as she goes to shriek because I think she's orgasming.
"Oh fuck," she groans quietly like she's in pain. "Also not the first time my nephew has ruined an orgasm for me," she sighs pulling away from me and I feel the loss like she took my dick with her. "Here." She tosses me a package of wipes. "Get cleaned up because I'm riding that cock like a mechanical bull and you're not getting me off until I can't hold on anymore."
Her threats of crazy sex are still scarily hot.
Where'd she even get these wipes? I glance around and remember she's a gynecologist, she's probably prepared with all kinds of shit. Ten minutes pass and I'm losing this hard on but she bursts into the room like she's running from something and I quickly stand up.
"Okay, off!" She snaps pointing to my boxers and begins ripping her clothes off like their in flames. "Juice was a stupid idea," she mutters going through a bag and grabs and condom. "On the bed." She points.
It's obvious she's used to taking charge but I'm not getting on that bed, and gaining some control on this woman will be the sexiest thing I could ever accomplish.
"No. You want it against the wall, hard and fast, fine. I'm not getting in the bed."
Her eyebrows spring up and I almost take it all back but she lunges, jumping onto me and wrapping her legs around me like two boas.
"Condom." She shoves it at my chest while devouring my mouth. "Condom, condom!" she urges and I get to work holding her up while trying to get the condom on.
My knuckles keep brushing against her and she keeps moaning pushing harder against me.
"Fuck me," she demands and I still haven't gotten this condom on, but as soon as I do I take the plunge then back her against the wall while she gasps.
We've only been at it for maybe five minutes and she starts to vibrate around me, her nails gouging flesh from my back and the pain is like nothing I've ever felt. Somehow, stupidly, it sets me over before I was even prepared.
"Jenny," I groan her name while she comes with me.
"Holy shit," she pants after a few minutes. "Holy shit." Her head drops to my shoulder. "I've never come so hard or fast in my life." She starts to giggle, still panting for breaths. "Just give me a minute and we'll go again," I promise, trying to hide the embarrassment I feel because that was just pathetic.
"Shit, I'd like to go all night with you, but I'm beat." She drops her legs and lifts her head. Holding my gaze she just smiles. "You're cute, Lumber-Jack." Her fingers rub my beard.
"You're amazing." I kiss her lips and glance at the bed, almost considering staying the night with her, but waking up here with Able, that just can't happen.
"Thanks for coming tonight," she tiredly drones while discarding of the condom then pulling a robe on.
Apparently she has the same thought as me. Or she just doesn't do sleepovers. I'll break her of that because at least one night, I'm spending it in a bed with her, the entire night, and we're going to fall asleep like we did the night of Liam and Ryley's wedding, but this time, she'll wake in my arms too.
She walks me to the door and I kiss her goodnight then thank her for the awful dinner and she laughs at me.
"Night, Jenny."
"Night, Lumber-Jack." She winks and closes the door.
***
I haven't slept that hard in a long time and waking up, I'm anxious. It feels like I have plans today, but I don't. I don't even have work today because it's Sunday but work would take my mind off the one thing it's been on since yesterday. Jenny.
Jenny. I need more. I need her. I mean as in the convenience of being able to see her when I want. I suppose that can't happen though because she lives in Tennessee.
Shit.
Why is it the first woman to consume my thoughts lives seven hundred miles away?
I groggily drag myself to the shower and as I stand here like an idiot with my hand under the stream for almost ten minutes, I remember my water heater is still broken.
Dammit… dammit… dam—
"Hello?" Able answers after the fifth ring.
"Able, are you allowed to answer the phone?" I hear Jenny ask.
"My mom let's me do stuff, Aunt Jenny," he responds then says, "Hello?"
"Hey, buddy, it's Uncle Jack."
"Hey, Uncle Jack! You want to come play cars? Aunt Jenny said she needs to take a bath so I'm gonna go play cars and watch Power Rangers!"
"Alone? While Aunt Jenny's in the bath?"
"Yeah, I'm almost seven, Uncle Jack. My mom lets me stay home alone."
That kid has a knack for fabricating. I wonder if Liam or Ryley was like this when they were little.
"Hmm, I doubt it, buddy. But ya know what? Uncle Jack broke his shower. I need to come by and take a shower at your place. Think Aunt Jenny will mind?"
"No, probably not. You could probably take a bath with Aunt Jenny. But wait. She has a vagina and you have a penis. I don't think that's allowed. But you can take a bath after her."
The heat in my face is stinging my cheeks and I'm at a loss for words.
"What? Hello?" Jenny snatches the phone from him. "Hello?"
"Uh, hey." I chuckle running my hand through my hair.
"Hey, Lumber-Jack," she says popping the K. "You want to come take a bath with me?"
"Where's Able?" I blurt because her words and tone are not kid friendly.
"He just ran downstairs to start his movie. That gives us at least thirty minutes, depending on how long it takes you to get here."
"What? Are you serious?" I stammer because I can't believe she's suggesting this.
"Lighten up, Jack." She's laughing at me. "So what's up?"
"Uh. Um, my water heater's broke. I was wondering if I could come by and grab a shower?"
"Hmmm," she hums contemplatively. "I think that's doable."
I want to know what she's thinking but I'm almost afraid to ask. "Great, thanks. Uh, see you soon?"
"Mm-hmm."
The line goes dead and I realize my palms are sweating. Why the hel
l am I sweating? I fucked the woman against a wall last night.
I really should stay home and fix my water heater, but I need a shower. Or I need to see Jenny.
Incase Jenny's in the shower, I use the backdoor as my entrance and head downstairs to find Able quietly playing with Legos and watching a movie. He didn't hear me come in so I dart up the stairs and listen for indication of where Jenny might be. Softly knocking at the door I look down at my growing cock. That's just ridiculous, she could be using the bathroom for all I know!
"Able? You have to use the bathroom?" she calls out.
"It's Jack." I rub my eyebrow and my head jerks back and forth toward the end of the hall.
Nerves have my palms sweating; this isn't like me and I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
"You have to use the bathroom, Jack?" She giggles.
"What? No, I… uh… I—"
"Come in." She laughs.
I open the door like I'm barging in to save her and it's only because I'm so nervous right now. Not because I want to fuck this woman but because Able's just downstairs and I'm trying to at the least get a glimpse of her naked.
She's in the bath and staring at me with a grin that almost has me diving in with her.
"Hey, Lumber-Jack, need the potty?" She points.
"No," I respond in a raspy voice while I scan her body over and over.
"Something else you needed?" She stands up and water rolls down her naked body.
There are no words, or morals apparently because I grab her and pull her into my arms while kissing her hard. She wraps her limbs around me and starts rubbing against my hard cock.
"Fuck me. Right here, right now," she moans yanking my head back to get to my neck.
I spin and sit her on the counter.
"Shit!" she yelps and jumps pulling a hairbrush from under her ass.
"Sorry, sorry," I pant attacking her mouth again while sliding my hand down her stomach. "I can't stop thinking about you," I groan both frustrated and needing to be inside her.
Without words she pushes my hand between her thighs and I slip a finger inside with ease because she's already wet.
"I was thinking about you too," she whispers licking my lips.
"Jenny," I growl kissing her harder.
Her hands are fighting with my belt but she's getting it so I keep fingering her and holding her head so I can kiss her harder.
"Aunt Jenny?" Able's small knock comes across the door. "I have to poop. Are you done with your lady bath?"
I've never moved so quick in my life and upon jumping away from her, I trip over the tub ledge and land hard in the filled tub. She gasps and when I look at her, her eyes are wide and she's covering her mouth with both hands.
"Aunt Jenny?" Able whines. "I'm gonna poop in my pants!"
Even falling into the bath water I was still hard but after Able's agonizing plea I've gone soft with probably no hope of getting a boner again anytime soon.
"J-just a moment!" she calls out then bursts into laughter.
Through her snorting laughter she puts her hand out to help me stand but I don't take it because I'll get water all over the place, not to mention there's nowhere for me to hide where Able won't see we were in here together.
"Just go," I whisper and turn in the tub, propping my boots on the ledge so they don't get soaked, then I close the curtain as she wraps a huge towel around herself and tries to collect her laughter before heading to the door. It doesn't work.
Jenny's cackling and snorting while she opens the door.
"What's so funny?" Able asks in a hurry and I can hear he's hurrying to get on the toilet.
"Nothing. Nothing. Just… go. I'm gonna go grab some clothes, dude." She laughs closing the door.
Holding still while listening to the little grunts of Able is the hardest thing I've ever done.
"Make poop, everybody in the club, wanna make poop. Everyone in a car, wanna make poop. Everyone going on a date. Make poop. Poooooop. Make poop."
I'm holding my breath to keep from laughing at his ridiculous song that he's really into while he uses the toilet.
The discomfort from being soaking wet, in all my clothes and my boots is gone, replaced by the discomfort of staying quiet while Able uses the bathroom and sings this song over and over.
What is this song? Is this a real song? If it is, I know this is Liam's doing.
"Oh shit," he gasps and I slap my hand over my mouth both amused and shocked he's cussing. "Aunt Jenny!" he screams. "I need to wipe my butt but there's no toilet paper!"
My eyes are watering and I close them trying to hold it all together.
"Make poop. Ma-ma-make poop." He's rapping! "Aunt Jenny!" he screams irritably. "I needa wipe my butthole! I made poop!"
I've never been so uncomfortable in my life!
It takes her a minute but she enters the bathroom. "Holy shit, kid! What'd you eat!" she bellows at him and I drop my head back, closing my lips tight.
"You're not supposed to cuss," he scolds.
Sure, buddy, cause you didn't just say the same thing. I'm guessing that's Jenny's fault.
"Hey, you think when Uncle Jack gets here I can ask him to take me swimming? If mom and dad were home they'd take me swimming at the lake."
That's a great idea, just get off the toilet so Uncle Jack can get out of this water, and bathroom for that matter. The boy needs a better diet.
"Just, wipe your butt. Hurry up," Jenny says and it sounds like she's covering her nose.
"Make poop. I-I-I made poop! We all make poop!" His terrible song continues on his way out the door.
"Jack?" Jenny whispers minutes later. "Are you still alive?"
"Barely," I groan and move quickly to get out of this tub.
"Damn that kid," she bellows waving her hand in front of her face.
"Yeah, it's, uh, it's not pleasant, Jenny. Can you get out so I can change? I'll shower later. I'm going to take Able swimming so get your suits ready." Maybe if I don't give her an option to come she'll just assume she has to.
***
We go by work to pick up my boat and I grin while Jenny looks around a little. She looks great today too. She's wearing a long skirt with a pink tank top. It's very, I guess I could say modest, and I'm hoping her suit's just as modest because if not, she's going to draw a lot of attention.
When we get out she pulls a big floppy hat onto her head and she looks cute. She's really confusing my head because I could see trying a relationship with her, but it's not even possible with her living in another state.
"Uncle Jack! Look!" Able screams pointing to a huge pontoon.
"Tell your dad to buy you one of those." I grin at him picking him up and putting him in the bow of the boat. "Let's go around once and see if we can find a spot on the island and you can swim."
He whoops then screams, "Let's go Aunt Jenny!"
Jenny takes my hand then glances around, not sure how she'll get on. With a smirk I pick her up and she squeaks unprepared for the abrupt help.
"I got you, sweetheart." I wink at her and set her in the boat.
"I'm driving, Uncle Jack!" Able calls out. "Dad lets me drive his boat all the time."
I laugh at the fact that the boy lies more than any child I've ever met, and when I smile at Jenny, she's staring at me strangely.
"What's wrong? Forget something?" I glance back toward the truck while we drift away from land.
"No." She sits at the back next to Able and I take off before traffic doesn't allow it.
I dock on the island then lather Able with sunscreen and get the life jacket strapped on.
"Stay by the boat until I get in." Holding his hand he yanks free and cannonballs into the water.
I lean over the side because all I need is for him to drift too far, but he bobs back up, laughing his head off and swims back toward the boat.
"Come on Uncle Jack! Aunt Jenny!"
I smile at Jenny and she's just staring at me.
"Come on, Aunt Jenny."
I grin then pull my shirt off and jump in.
I throw Able around a little but he's made friends with a little girl and I look back to see what's taking Jenny so long. There's a man sitting on the deck of my boat while she lathers herself in tanning lotion. And that whole modest suit wish, that wish didn't come through. She's wearing a white bikini that only covers what's mandatory and this guy can't keep his eyes off her chest. I'll drown a motherfucker. I glance at Able before swimming back to the boat.
"Jenny," I bark more aggressively than I meant to but this asshole doesn't even look my way.
Jenny looks at me and grins. "Hey, baby, can you help me?" She wiggles the lotion bottle and I unfurl my brows because she called me 'baby'.
"Excuse me," I grumble at the idiot on my boat.
"My bad, man." He swims off.
"Asshole," I mutter then locate Able before taking the lotion from Jenny.
"God, thanks. That creep came out of nowhere." She grimaces then unties her top.
"What're you doing?" I snap.
"Chill." She chuckles. "I don't want lines. Rub the lotion in." She's holding the top up in the front.
"This suit's." I clear my throat and look away because her ass drew me in and I'm fighting the stirring in my shorts. "It's nice."
"Thanks." She chuckles like she doesn't believe me.
"A little revealing." I quickly rub her back down because I can't be touching her right now.
"You got it, flaunt it." She winks at me over her shoulder.
"You definitely got it," I mumble while locating Able again.
"You want it, big boy?" she quietly croons and pushes her ass up against my semi.
I groan and grab her strings, quickly tying them. "You're all set." I jump back into the water and swim over to Able because I need to stay away from that woman. She's too hard to resist and always at the worst times.
Luckily when she gets in, it's just a good time with Able and the new friends he made. Granted every guy on the island has looked or stared at her, but I'm keeping unwarranted jealousy in check because I have no say in what she flaunts or who she wants to see it. If another guy approaches her when I'm standing right next to her, though, if that happens again, I might just go off. We're not all over each other, but we're giving off the boyfriend girlfriend vibe. At least I think.
It's been four hours and Able needs sunscreen reapplied and we need to eat. Jenny made sandwiches, which I monitored before we left because I'm not too sure she's good at preparing meals. We get back on the boat and the little girl Able's been infatuated with since we got here joins us. Able shares his sandwich, even though she got one of her own and he shares his Goldfish crackers, even though she has some of those too. He's a good kid. Ryley and Liam are doing this all right. He's a little liar, but about harmless things.
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