“What do I have to do, Marcus? Enlighten me.”
“Get married,” both Marcus and Lisa say in unison.
“Get married?” I repeat. “What is it with everyone telling us to get married lately? Besides, how the hell are we supposed to organise a wedding right now? Matiari is about to tour the UK and Europe. We’ll be gone for the best part of a year. We can’t organise a wedding before then. It’ll have to wait until we come back. That was our plan anyway.”
“Sure you can have it early,” Lisa assures us. “Marcus organised ours in a day. With his connections, you can have the wedding whenever you want.”
Theo and I look at each other, mouthing words and gesturing to each other that we can’t manage a wedding right now. We both know that most of our finances are tied up in the tour. We’re not mega stars like Marcus and Lisa are. Our income is very modest considering our output for band expenses.
Theo clears his throat. “Guys, it’s just not going to happen. Our money’s tied up in the tour, and I’m not going to get a loan to go in debt for a quickie wedding, just because our mother is being a drama queen. Besides, in a month’s time, we’ll be gone for a year, and she’ll probably be over it by the time we get back.”
“Theo, don’t kid yourself,” Marcus adds. “She will torture the rest of us the entire time you are gone.”
“Marcus, you totally deserve to suffer through a torture caused by me for a change. God knows, I’ve suffered plenty because of you.”
“Then if not for me, think of Lisa. She doesn’t deserve more than she’s already put up with. Besides, she will call you while you’re on the road, crying about how much you’ve hurt her. You know what she’s like. This doesn’t end until something happens that will change it.”
“Fine. Then we’ll elope like you two did,” he says.
“Seriously man, don’t do that. We don’t regret our wedding at all, but we should have thought about what effect it would have on everyone else, especially you two. We didn’t think, and we kind of swooped in and got married before you two got the chance to have yours,” Marcus explains.
“We’re really sorry guys,” Lisa adds. “We should have waited until after you’d had yours.”
“Don’t mention it. It’s fine,” Theo says, even though I know the fact that Marcus is acknowledging that he did yet another shitty thing means a lot to Theo.
“Well, we are mentioning it because we feel really bad. Listen, we were going to wait until Christmas to do this, but since this has all happened, we thought we’d suggest it now,” Marcus starts.
“Suggest what?” I ask.
“We’d like to pay for your wedding,” Lisa says.
Both Theo and I shake our heads while we repeatedly say ‘no’ over the top of each other.
“It’s the least we can do after fucking things up for you guys. Consider it our gift to you. We wouldn’t know what the fuck to buy you two since you already live together, anyway. And we owe you guys. You’ve been amazing to us. Let us do this,” Marcus insists. “I’ll make a few phone calls and get back to you both tonight. Don’t plan anything for the next month before you go. We won’t have time to set up a big catholic wedding. But we can definitely do a wedding fit for one of Australia’s most recognisable music couples.”
“Marcus, no!” I yell into the receiver. But my protests are only heard by Theo’s ears. Marcus and Lisa have disconnected.
I glance at Theo, my eyebrows raised and my eyes wide. “What the hell just happened?”
Theo presses his lips together and gives me a lopsided grin before he pulls me into another embrace. “Well, look on the bright side - we had planned to talk about the wedding tonight, anyway.”
“Yeah. Talk about it. Not plan it. How did we go from not knowing, to getting married in a month?”
“Welcome to the family, babe,” he deadpans. “Prepare to have your life taken over.”
Five
A couple of hours later, there’s a knock at our door. “Who the hell is it this time?” Theo grumbles as he goes to answer it.
“Please tell me you’re wearing clothes!” I hear Marcus call out as soon as it opens.
“Fuck you, man,” Theo half gripes, half laughs.
“Is it too soon to joke about it?” Marcus says, stepping in through the door with Lisa in tow.
She meets my eyes and holds up a bottle. “We brought wine,” she says hopefully.
“And rum, and we’ll order Indian or something. We’ve got a lot to get through,” Marcus adds, holding up another bottle then making his way to the kitchen.
He’s always comfortable when he comes over here. I guess it’s because he spent so much time here when he was with Matiari, so it is like a second home to him.
“Would you like to stay for dinner?” Theo asks, but it’s more of a statement than a question and I’m really the only one who hears. I walk over to him and take a hold of his large hand then lift it to my lips and kiss his palm.
“We can still say no,” I point out.
He shakes his head. “It’s OK. I want the wedding to happen. I just wasn’t expecting my mother seeing my fiancée going down on me to be the catalyst.”
I nudge him with my elbow. “Hey, it could make a good song.”
He grins. “Oh yeah? What would it be called?”
“Stay The Fuck Out Of My House Or You’ll See Me Blow My Load,” I reply instantly, causing him to release that beautiful rumble that escapes his chest whenever he laughs.
“We’d make millions,” he chuckles, releasing my hand so he can hug me to him.
“See? She did us a favour,” I joke, as we head into the kitchen where Marcus is pouring drinks and Lisa is pulling out her iPad and a bunch of bridal magazines.
She looks up and meets my eyes. “I grabbed everything the newsagent had on the way over here,” she explains. “We can work out what you want, and then we can set a bunch of people to work to make it all happen.”
“Sounds perfect,” I reply genuinely, taking the glass that Marcus offers me with a smile before I take a seat and start flipping through some magazines.
After our conversation with Marcus and Lisa earlier, Theo and I had a long discussion about whether we really were happy planning and having the wedding before we go on tour.
At first, we felt a little weird about Marcus and Lisa insisting that they pay as a wedding gift. But when you consider it as an apology from Marcus for all the shit he put us through when he left the band, then I don’t feel so indebted toward him for helping us - because he kind of did put us through hell.
In the end, we both agreed that now was as good a time as any. It seemed that today, more than ever, the signs were pointing towards us getting married sooner rather than later. So we both figured – why not? We love each other and we were going to do it anyway…
“So, first thing’s first – who do you want in your wedding party?” Lisa asks, opening up a notebook and clicking down the point of her pen.
“Oh, um… well, I guess that’s a fairly easy one. Stephanie has been my best friend forever. So she should be Matron of Honour and I’d love for you and Paige to be my bridesmaids.”
“You want me as a bridesmaid?” she asks, a slight grin playing on the corner of her mouth.
“Of course. Why wouldn’t I?” I reply.
“Oh wow. I’ve never been a bridesmaid before.”
“Well, now you are. If you want to of course.”
She grins. “Of course I do. I’d love to.”
She writes the names down on her notepad and then looks over at Theo. He returns a blank stare as he holds his glass of rum and coke to his lips. “What?” he asks.
I smile. He and Marcus were obviously talking about something other than our wedding. “Your side of the bridal party. Who do you want to be your groomsmen?” I ask, even though I already know the answer to this question.
He holds out a hand and counts off on his fingers. “Marcus – best man. Then Lachlan and Jack for
the other two. Three’s enough right?”
“Perfect,” I smile, nodding my head to the chair next to me. He walks over and pulls it out, draping his arm over the back of my chair as Marcus does the same next to Lisa. It’s easy to tell these two men are related. They have a lot of similar mannerisms.
From that point, we begin to go over all the things we had been talking about for our wedding. Theo insists that he gets to organise the music, but the food and venue are something that we’re all very flexible on. It will just have to be something that we can get on short notice.
Most of our time is spent writing out a list of guests, eating Indian takeaway and coming up with outlandish wedding suggestions for a laugh. It was suggested that I parachute in instead of walking down the aisle. Yeah – I wasn’t agreeing to do that.
Eventually, Lisa and I tell the men to take their jokes and go and stuff around in the studio while Lisa and I seriously flip through the bridal magazines and plan out the vast majority of this wedding ourselves.
By the time we’re finished, we have the guest list, the type of invitation, the colours for decorating, a list of suitable venues and celebrants to send to a wedding planner, and a huge list of other little touches that will make our day really special.
I, of course, want everything to be purple. So we’re going to try to incorporate a bit of a musical theme in with that colour choice.
When we say goodbye to Marcus and Lisa at almost 2am the next morning, I’m actually beginning to feel excited about doing this, and I wonder why we hadn’t thought to plan and put together a wedding in a month before now. Everything is going to be perfect.
Six
As a result of the wedding plans moving forward, the next week makes both Theo and I feel as though our phones have managed to graft themselves to our hands. We’re forever on them.
We’re either dealing with wedding plans or tour plans, interspersed with Mrs Bailey ringing up and crying in our ears because we hurt her so much with our ‘sordid display’.
Theo disconnects yet another call from her and shakes his head, fuming. He’s stopped yelling at her whenever they talk, but he hasn’t stopped feeling angry with her for her reaction.
“Seriously,” he says. “I know it would make things worse with her, but, I feel like having this wedding in another country like Marcus and Lisa did. Then she’d bloody well miss out on our wedding too.”
“Don’t be like that. We can’t punish everyone we love because of one person making trouble. Besides, we’d end up having to move to another country and change our identities entirely because we’d never hear the end of it,” I point out.
He shakes his head in annoyance and places his hands on his hips. “Sometimes I think that would be better than putting up with this family shit. When it’s just you and me, things are perfect. Family just complicates things.”
I move over to him, sliding my hands up over his shoulders and gently running my fingers back and forth through his short dark hair. “You don’t want that, Theo. Family has always been everything to you – even though they piss you off. You’re just stressed out. Maybe we should tell Lachlan and Jack not to come around tonight to go over our set lists. We’ll take a night off, yeah? We could go out to that restaurant you like that serves the meat on the breadboard. And we could drink lots of wine and then come home and lock all the doors this time…” He grins as I say that last part, causing me to break into a smile too. “And then we can spend some very quality time together,” I suggest, keeping my eyes locked with his as I slide my hand down his firm chest, over his abs then just around his crotch in a tease before it continues down his thigh.
His eyes darken and his hands move to grip my waist, pulling me toward him so we’re pressed firmly up against each other. I feel his hard length, pressing against my belly, then I rise up on my toes and plant a soft kiss on his lips. He moves his mouth to take mine in a more passionate kiss, but I catch his bottom lip between my teeth, slowly pulling back as I gently tug then release it.
Grinning, his hands move down to cup my arse and he lifts my small frame with ease, bringing my face level with his.
“Perhaps we should order in?” he murmurs, pressing his mouth to mine in a kiss that after all this time together, still has my toes curling.
His phone rings. He groans in annoyance. “Ignore it,” I whisper. “No interruptions.”
“No interruptions,” he agrees. Keeping me in his arms, he continues to kiss me as we walk around the house, switching off phones and making sure the doors are all locked.
“What about cancelling practice?” I ask breathlessly as he walks us to the bedroom.
“We’ll cancel when we order food. First, I just need you. Only you. Everything else can wait.”
Seven
“Three weeks. I can’t believe you’re getting married in three weeks,” Stephanie says when I meet her and Paige for coffee before we meet up with Lisa to go bridal shopping the next morning. “When I asked you at the barbeque, you said in a year.”
“Are you pregnant?” Paige asks immediately after.
“No. I’m not pregnant. We just want to get married before we go on tour. We’ve put it off for long enough,” I attempt to explain.
“Yeah but, why the sudden rush? You’ve already waited years. Why is it suddenly a ‘do or die’ situation?” Stephanie presses.
I let out a sigh and tell them the story of Theo’s mother. Their mouths fall open as they share in my embarrassment, but when I say, “Then he blew his load into my face”, they burst out laughing.
“It’s not funny. I almost died from my humiliation. Plus, she called me a ‘puttana’,” I whine.
Paige frowns. “Isn’t that ‘whore’ in Italian?”
“Yep,” I reply in a dull tone.
“Nice mother-in-law,” she comments.
“You don’t know the half of it,” I say, lifting my mug to my lips and taking a mouthful.
“She needs a swift kick up the arse,” Stephanie comments. “Why are you jumping through hoops for someone who walked into your house unannounced and is calling you names?”
“It’s not for her. It’s for Theo more than anything. He hates that there’s dissention in his family. He says that he just wants to run off and get married on our own. But if I actually agreed to that, he’d be riddled with guilt and wouldn’t go through with it.”
“OK. Are you excited, though? You do want to get married don’t you?” Stephanie asks.
I sigh. “Of course I do. More than anything. I just wish that it could be done on my own terms and in my own time. I’m glad it’s happening, and I’m excited to finally be marrying my man. But at the same time I kind of feel like my own wedding has been taken out of my hands. Lisa and Marcus have some event planners organising it all. So, besides fielding phone calls and showing up to appointments like today, I don’t really feel like I’m planning my wedding, you know? It feels like it’s being done without me. It’s weird.”
Stephanie reaches over and places her hand on top of mine. “Honey, there are very few women who get exactly the wedding they want. Look at my wedding – I ended up fighting with my mum who completely took over my planning. Gary’s parents invited half the world and it ended up costing us a fortune to entertain over a hundred people of which we only knew around forty of them. Focus on the fact you’re marrying the man you love. Forget the rest, it’s all for show anyway.”
I sigh again. “I know. I know, and they are taking into consideration what I want. But the time constraint is making it hard to work everything out and a girl has dreams, you know?”
“Well, speak up then Nomes,” Paige says, like it’s the easiest thing in the world. “Be heard. If you don’t like the way things are going, say no. If you want to wait, then wait. Elliot and I didn’t have any of this drama in our wedding. It was sweet, small and simple.”
“See, that’s the problem. With Theo’s family and the industry we’re in, it could never be small and simple.”
“Wasn’t Marcus and Lisa’s small and simple?”
“Yes. But look at the trouble that caused. We want to bring the family together. Not push it further apart.”
“OK, well, what do you want us to do?” Stephanie asks.
“Well, for starters, I think we need to ditch these coffees for champagne.”
Paige laughs. “That’s a great idea. You’re getting married. This is supposed to be fun and magical.”
“That’s right,” Stephanie adds. “And you know what Nomes, I spent a year planning my wedding, and it was the most stressful year of my life. And it was all for one day! That’s it! You’ll be so glad once you’ve married your man and all that stress is over.”
“You’re right. I need to put Theo’s psycho mother out of my mind and focus on the fact that I love Theo, and I want to be his wife – whether it’s in three week’s time, tomorrow, or ten years from now. Marrying him is what I want.”
“That’s the spirit,” Stephanie says. “Now, let’s go and meet Lisa to get fitted for these dresses. It’s time to have fun with this wedding of yours.”
The bridal boutique we’re meeting Lisa at isn’t far from where we were having coffee in Double Bay. It’s one of those fancy boutiques that only let you in if you’ve booked an appointment.
When we arrive, Lisa is out front talking on her phone. She grins and waves at us as we approach and finishes up her call by the time we’re in front of her.
“How are you?” she asks, giving me a friendly hug and a cheek kiss before moving along and doing the same with Stephanie and Paige.
In the couple of years that Lisa and Marcus have been together, we’ve become quite close. She’s one of those fun, easy-going girls who fits in with any group.
She met Paige and Stephanie when we all went out for my birthday not long after she married Marcus. Paige was very cool, but Stephanie almost died giggling when she first met her. She treated her like royalty because she’s a fan of Lisa’s father’s music and was obsessed with Lisa when she was still called Leisel and was dating movie star, Jonathan Masters. “You are. The bravest woman I have ever met,” she’d gushed, referring to Lisa’s gutsy choice to park Jonathan’s car in his living room after she discovered he was cheating on her.
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