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Betting on the Muse

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by Charles Bukowski

then he returns

  to reality.

  son-of-a-bitch,

  he’s old.

  he’s got a bucket

  and a

  towel.

  well, it beats

  sucking buttermilk

  through a

  straw.

  the rounds are

  finished,

  something else

  now waits.

  yeah.

  there’ll be

  no more split

  decisions for

  that

  son-of-a-bitch.

  defining the magic

  a good poem is like a cold beer

  when you need it,

  a good poem is a hot turkey

  sandwich when you’re

  hungry,

  a good poem is a gun when

  the mob corners you,

  a good poem is something that

  allows you to walk through the streets of

  death,

  a good poem can make death melt like

  hot butter,

  a good poem can frame agony and

  hang it on a wall,

  a good poem can let your feet touch

  China,

  a good poem can make a broken mind

  fly,

  a good poem can let you shake hands

  with Mozart,

  a good poem can let you shoot craps

  with the devil

  and win,

  a good poem can do almost anything,

  and most important

  a good poem knows when to

  stop.

  writing

  often it is the only

  thing

  between you and

  impossibility.

  no drink,

  no woman’s love,

  no wealth

  can

  match it.

  nothing can save

  you

  except

  writing.

  it keeps the walls

  from

  falling.

  the hordes from

  closing

  in.

  it blasts the

  darkness.

  writing is the

  ultimate

  psychiatrist,

  the kindliest

  god of all the

  gods.

  writing stalks

  death.

  it knows no

  quit.

  and writing

  laughs

  at itself,

  at pain.

  it is the last

  expectation,

  the last

  explanation.

  that’s

  what it

  is.

  views

  my friend says, how can you write so many poems

  from that window? I write from the womb,

  he tells me. the dark thing of pain,

  the featherpoint of pain…

  well, this is very impressive

  only I know that we both receive a good many

  rejections, smoke a great many cigarettes,

  drink too much and attempt to steal each other’s

  women, which is not poetry at all.

  and he reads me his poems

  he always reads me his poems

  and I listen and do not say too much,

  I look out of the window,

  and there is the same street

  my street

  my drunken, rained-on, sunned-on,

  childrened-on street,

  and at night I watch this street

  sometimes

  when it thinks I am not looking,

  the one or 2 cars moving quietly,

  the same old man, still alive, on his

  nightly walk,

  the shades of houses down,

  love has failed but

  hangs on

  then lets go

  as the tomcats chase it,

  but now it is daylight and children

  who will some day be old men and women

  walking through last moments,

  these children run around a red car

  screaming their good nothings,

  then my friend puts down his poem…

  well, what do you think? he asks.

  try so and so, I name a magazine,

  and then oddly

  I think of guitars under the sea

  trying to play music;

  it is sad and good and quiet.

  he sees me at the window.

  what’s out there?

  look, I say,

  and see…

  he is eleven years younger than I.

  he turns from the window: I need a beer,

  I’m out of beer.

  I walk to the refrigerator

  and the subject is closed.

  the strong man

  I went to see him, there in that place in

  Echo Park

  after my shift at the

  post office.

  he was a huge bearded fellow

  and he sat in his chair like a

  Buddha

  and he was my Buddha, my guru,

  my hero, my roar of

  light.

  sometimes he wasn’t kind

  but he was always more than

  interesting.

  to come from the post office

  a slave

  to that explosion of light

  confounded me,

  but it was a remarkable and

  delightful

  confusion.

  thousands of books upon

  hundreds of subjects

  lay rotting in his

  cellar.

  to play chess with him was

  to be laughed off the

  board.

  to challenge him

  physically or

  mentally was

  useless.

  but he had the ability to

  listen to your

  persiflage

  patiently

  and then the ability

  to sum up its

  weaknesses,

  its delusions in

  one sentence.

  I often wondered how

  he put up with my

  railings; he was kind,

  after all.

  the nights lasted 7,

  8 hours.

  I had myself.

  he had himself

  and a beautiful woman

  who quietly smiled as she

  listened to

  us.

  she worked at a drawing

  board,

  designing things.

  I never asked what and

  she never

  said.

  the walls and the ceilings

  were pasted over

  with hundreds of odd

  legends,

  like the last words of

  a man in an electric

  chair,

  or gangsters on their

  death beds,

  or a murderer’s instructions

  to her children;

  photos of Hitler, Al Capone,

  Chief Sitting Bull,

  Lucky Luciano.

  it was an endless honeycomb

  of strange faces

  and

  utterances.

  it was darkly refreshing.

  and at odd rare times

  even I was interesting.

  then the Buddha would

  nod.

  he recorded everything on

  tape.

  sometimes on another

  night he would play a

  tape back for

  me.

  and then I would

  realize how pitiful, how

  cheap, how

  inept I sounded.

  he seldom did.

  at times I wondered why

  the world had not

  discovered

 
him.

  he made no effort to be

  discovered.

  he had other

  visitors,

  always wild, original

  refreshing

  folk.

  it was crazier than the

  sun burning up the

  sea,

  it was the bats of hell

  whirling about the

  room.

  that was decades ago

  and he is still

  alive.

  he made a place when

  there was no

  place.

  a place to go when all

  was closing in,

  strangling, crushing,

  debilitating,

  when there was no

  voice, no sound,

  no sense,

  he lent his easy

  saving

  natural

  grace.

  I feel that I owe him

  one,

  I feel that I owe him

  many.

  but I can hear him

  now, that same

  voice

  as when he sat

  so huge

  in that same

  chair:

  “Nothing is owed,

  Bukowski.”

  you’re finally wrong,

  this time,

  John Thomas, you

  bastard.

  the terror

  the terror is in viewing the human

  face

  and then hearing it talk

  and watching the creature

  move.

  the terror is in knowing its

  motives.

  the terror is in seeing it

  skinned,

  opened

  for the internal view of the

  spirit.

  the terror is looking at the

  eyes.

  the terror is knowing of the

  centuries of its

  doings.

  the terror is the unchangeability

  of it.

  and its multiplicity,

  its duplicity, it’s

  everywhere, a giant mass

  of it

  self-revered,

  self-serving,

  self-destructive,

  the terror of no selves

  spreading from here and now into

  space,

  cluttering the universe,

  marring pure space,

  poisoning hope,

  raping chance,

  going on,

  this massive zero of

  life

  labeled

  Humanity.

  the terror, the

  horror,

  the waste of them

  and you and

  me

  through and

  through.

  the kiss-off

  it was one of those

  half-ass

  literary gatherings

  and this girl dropped to her

  knees on the rug and

  said to

  him:

  “O, Mr. C., let me kiss

  that thumb

  that great amputated thumb

  that appeared in that great American novel

  On the Road!”

  Mr. C. held out the amputated thumb

  and she kissed

  it

  and we all came

  all around all

  around, we all came all

  around.

  betting on the muse

  Jimmy Foxx died an alcoholic

  in a skidrow hotel

  room.

  Beau Jack ended up shining

  shoes,

  just where he

  began.

  there are dozens, hundreds

  more, maybe

  thousands more.

  being an athlete grown old

  is one of the cruelest of

  fates,

  to be replaced by others,

  to no longer hear the

  cheers and the

  plaudits,

  to no longer be

  recognized,

  just to be an old man

  like other old

  men.

  to almost not believe it

  yourself,

  to check the scrapbook

  with the yellowing

  pages.

  there you are,

  smiling;

  there you are,

  victorious;

  there you are,

  young.

  the crowd has other

  heroes.

  the crowd never

  dies,

  never grows

  old

  but the crowd often

  forgets.

  now the telephone

  doesn’t ring,

  the young girls are

  gone,

  the party is

  over.

  this is why I chose

  to be a

  writer.

  if you’re worth just

  half-a-damn

  you can keep your

  hustle going

  until the last minute

  of the last

  day.

  you can keep

  getting better instead

  of worse,

  you can still keep

  hitting them over the

  wall.

  through darkness, war,

  good and bad

  luck

  you keep it going,

  hitting them out,

  the flashing lightning

  of the

  word,

  beating life at life,

  and death too late to

  truly win

  against

  you.

  THE UNACCOMMODATING UNIVERSE

  Carl sat at the end of the bar where he wouldn’t have to deal with anybody. He kept his head down and didn’t look at anybody. He was on his second drink, a vodka-7. Then he heard two girls behind him talking. He hadn’t heard them walk in.

  “Well, we can’t sit at the bar,” one said, “no two empty stools together.”

  “Maybe we can get a table?”

  “No, the tables are full…”

  “Shit.”

  “Well, let’s go someplace else.”

  “No, this is where the action is!”

  Carl felt a finger explore under and around his collar. Then he felt it tickle his ear. One of the girls giggled. Carl didn’t move. Then he said, without looking around, “Didn’t we know each other in Toledo?”

  “Athens, Georgia,” came the answer. The finger withdrew.

  “I’m Toni,” one of the girls said.

  “I’m Cristina,” said the other girl.

  “I’m Carl,” said Carl, still not looking around.

  “Could you move down one stool?” said Toni. “We can’t find a place to sit together.”

  “Too fucking bad,” said Carl.

  He drained his drink and nodded Blinky the Barkeep in for a refill.

  “Blinky,” said Carl, “I need a ticket to the Laker’s game.”

  “When?”

  “Tonight.”

  “I’ll see what I can do.” Blinky walked off.

  Toni leaned against Carl, pressing her breasts against his back.

  “Tell us something about yourself,” she said.

  “I’ve got AIDS.”

  “Bullshit!”

  Toni pulled away.

  “Hey, we don’t have to fuck around with this asshole! There are plenty of NICE men around here!”

  “Yeah, he’s an asshole!” Cristina said.

  The girls walked down to the other end of the bar. They were in their mid-twenties, well-dressed. Toni was the redhead, Cristina was the blonde. They had nice buttocks, were slim-hipped, long of leg. They had bright healthy eyes, clever smiles. They were…attractive.

  They stood behind Barney the Hump, talking to him.


  Then the phone rang. Blinky answered it and then brought the phone down and placed it in front of Carl. Carl picked it up.

  “Hello?”

  It was Rissy. Rissy was crying.

  “I gotta see ya, Jesus, I gotta see ya!”

  “Rissy, there is nobody you got to see unless it’s a shrink.”

  “The son-of-a-bitch beat me, Carl! I’m all bruises and lumps, I can’t go out on the street!”

  “Good. You need a rest.”

  Carl hung up. He went for his drink. The phone rang again. Carl winked at Blinky and picked it up.

  “Lion’s Nuts Bar.”

  She was still crying. “I gotta see ya, don’t ya understand? Don’t ya have no compassion?”

  “Our marriage has been annulled. I like the sound of that word: ANNULLED.”

  He hung up.

  There was a scream down at the end of the bar. It was Toni. Then Carl saw the girls moving briskly back toward him and the exit. They stopped at his stool. Toni stood in front and Cristina stood behind her as they faced Carl.

  Toni was in a fury. “THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH SLAPPED ME! NO SON-OF-A-BITCH SLAPS ME! NO SON-OF-A-BITCH SLAPS TONI EBERT! NOBODY! NOBODY! I NEVER SEEN A BAR SO FULL OF ASSHOLES! YOU GUYS FAGS? ARE YOU AFRAID OF WOMEN? OR ARE YA FUCKIN’ STUPID?”

  “We’re just fuckin’ stupid,” somebody said.

  “YOU CAN SURE AS SHIT SAY THAT AGAIN!”

  “We’re just fuckin’ stupid,” somebody said again.

  Blinky walked down to the end of the bar.

  “Girls, I’m sorry…”

  “SORRY AIN’T ENOUGH, ASSHOLE. I’M GOING TO HAVE THIS DUMP TRASHED!”

 

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