by Louise Voss
‘Has anyone had the opportunity to interfere with your luggage?’
‘No, no.’
She handed us our boarding passes and told us which gate to go to. We walked off as quickly as we could. I was sweating; I couldn’t have looked more suspicious if I was wearing a T-shirt with a marijuana leaf on it and a shit-eating grin. I expected some cop to appear to appear at any moment and say, ‘Alright Cheech and Chong, hand it over.’
Emily muttered, ‘You moron.’
‘What? I didn’t know it was there.’
‘You’ve got to dump it. What if we get stopped and searched?’
‘Jesus.’ There were no bins in sight and we were surrounded by people. How the hell was I supposed to discreetly get rid of a huge baggie of dope, especially when we were moving rapidly towards the departure gate, about to miss our flight? I tried to work out the chances that we would get stopped before we boarded the plane. And then, as we neared the departure gate, I saw a uniformed customs officer. With a dog. A dope-sniffing dog.
‘Oh. My. God.’ Emily grabbed my arm.
‘Act cool,’ I said.
‘Dump the fucking dope,’ she said.
To my left, appearing in my field of vision like an oasis in the desert, was a Gents toilet. I left Emily with the trolley and ran inside, trying to look as if I really needed a pee. The cubicle was occupied. I wondered if I was too young to have a heart attack. But then the cubicle opened. I could have kissed the hugely fat man who exited it, until I got a whiff of what he’d left behind. I pushed past him and slammed the cubicle door behind me, immediately taking out the bag of mary jane and emptying it into the stinking bog. I stuffed the bag behind the loo and flushed, rushing back out to find Emily at the desk with lots of grumpy, impatient-looking airline staff. We were just in time. I looked back at the man with the dog. The dog looked at me. I swear the fucking thing winked.
Emily didn’t talk to me much on the plane. She was convinced I had hidden the bag of dope in her rucksack. And it was difficult to protest my innocence with the other passengers listening in. Luckily, it was a short flight, and on the tube from Heathrow I pleaded my innocence until she told me to shut up.
‘I’m going back to my place,’ she said. ‘I’ll call you tomorrow.’
As she got off the train, I said, ‘I’m sorry, Emily.’
I expected her to say something like, ‘So am I.’ But she didn’t say a word. Just slung her rucksack onto her back and headed off. And to be honest, I was pleased to see her go. I’d had enough emotional shit for one day.
When I got back to my flat, Simon and Nat were sitting in the front room, smoking a joint. ‘Want some?’ said Simon.
I pictured the police dog winking at me. ‘I don’t think so.’
‘Why are you back? And what happened to your cheek?’
‘It’s a long story.’
I turned to leave the room, but Simon said, ‘Some woman called for you while you were away. Five times. She refused to believe you weren’t here.’
‘Silly beetch,’ said Nat, giggling.
‘Anyway, she finally got the message, but not before leaving a message of her own. There’s a bit of paper stuck to your door with the details on it.’
My trainers felt like they were made of lead as I walked to my room and tore the note down from my door. It said: Please call Elaine Meadows on 8 823 6544. Or she’s going to the police. Underneath, in brackets, Simon had added, What have you been up to? Then he’d drawn a smiley face.
Chapter 33
Siobhan
Saturday. Late.
My birthday’s nearly over, I’m drunk and weary and my tongue, lips and teeth are stained dark with red wine, but I think I feel better, about everything. I’m home again, and it’s got suddenly got so cold outside that I’ve lit the fire. Now I’m sitting here writing, enjoying the warmth and flickering light and – yes – enjoying the solitude of my home. All the windows and doors are locked up securely, of course, but I don’t feel scared any more.
I didn’t invite any of them back after the meal; Mum and Dad like to get to bed early, Jess had a babysitter, and Paula and her new boyfriend Gary were clearly off to do what couples do…. Besides, after the dramas in Amsterdam, I feel a bit like retreating into my nest and letting things calm down a bit.
It would be nice to have Biggles to stroke, but he’s in self-exile in my bedroom; I don’t think he likes the smell of the fresh paint. Probably just as well – there are enough bristles from the paintbrush stuck along my skirting board without needing a load of cat hair rubbed in it too. I’m into this painting lark, it’s very therapeutic. Think I’ll do the banisters next. I’ve been painting like a maniac for two days, since I got back, and it’s helped a lot. Phil always promised to do it for me when he moved in but – predictably – couldn’t tear himself away from whatever sporting event was on television on any given weekend. So I did it myself. I haven’t ever decorated anything before, but I knew what you had to do: sandpaper it, put masking tape along the edges, and paint it – I mean, how hard is that? I’m feeling well pleased with myself.
This room is a mess, though. I seem to be less obsessively tidy than I used to be. Maybe it’s because I don’t have to clear up after Phil anymore. I don’t know, but I quite like being bohemian and spontaneous. It’s more fun than running around with a can of Pledge every five minutes.
It’s been ages since I saw Mum and Dad, and Dad was looking much better now his slipped disc is on the mend. Paula and Gary were all over each other, and I didn’t even feel a twinge of envy (though I suspect this might have been more to do with the fact that Gary is 5’4” and paunchy), and it was fantastic to see Jess. We’ve made a pact to meet up once a month minimum, from now on, and really get our friendship back on track. She apologized for ‘neglecting’ me but of course I understood – I mean, children are so time-consuming, so everyone says. She also told me how worried about me they’d all been, which gave me a warm glow. I do have friends and family who love me. That’s important.
They toasted my birthday, and I made a little speech. Told them all I was going to give up writing and get a proper job. Admittedly I was a little bit upset that nobody leaped up and shouted, ‘No, please don’t do it, Siobhan, the world would be such a dark place without your talent!’ but I guess I can live with that. They were all encouraging and said how brave I was, and how it was the right thing to do. After all, said Mum, there’s nothing stopping you writing another novel in the future if you get inspired again, is there?
Must go to bed. I’ve drunk my Resolve and my litre of water, so I’ll be up in the night to pee, but at least I shouldn’t have a hangover in the morning.
Oh – there was one conversation I want to write down, between me and Paula, when Gary went to the loo, and she asked me what I thought of him.
‘He’s lovely,’ I lied, suddenly pretending to be very engrossed in scratching small splashes of white gloss off my forearms. ‘And he seems to really adore you.’
‘Do you think he’s fanciable?’
I picked harder at the dried-on paint. I didn’t want to upset her. ‘Well, yes, although he’s just not my type.’
Paula refilled our glasses, I remember, drunkenly spilling a swill of it onto Mum’s napkin. The red soaked through the white cotton like a bloodstain and Mum tutted. Paula scrunched up the stained napkin and handed it to a passing waiter, asking him to bring Mum a clean one, and then she said to me – just curiously, not in a nasty way – ‘What exactly is your type, Siobhan? All your boyfriends have been so different that I have no idea.’
For some reason, it wasn’t at all difficult to answer. Without hesitating, I replied: ‘Impulsive; creative – definitely; and talented. Not hairy. Tallish. Slim. Passionate. And someone who knows how to buy clothes for a woman. That would be my ideal man.’
It’s only now I’m home that I realize I was describing Alex. How weird is that?
But so what? That’s all behind me now, and I just
have to accept that I blew it. I should’ve gone out with him when he first asked, back when he really liked me, before it all got so weird. And it definitely got way too weird in Amsterdam. I ought to consider myself very, very lucky Alex doesn’t have a clue that what happened with Evan was anything to do with me – and the rat and the magazines before that…. I wonder if they got caught at the airport with the pot? I must say, I do feel guilty about that. I wouldn’t want Alex to go to jail. Emily I’m not so sure about…. But no, I suppose even she doesn’t deserve that. I’m looking back now and wondering what on earth I was thinking…. It’s just not me, all that revenge stuff.
All of a sudden I feel quite mature and wise. I will start looking to the future, to my new life as a….whatever it is I’m going to do instead of being a novelist. But I’m too tired to think about it now, what with all the painting, and then all the drinking. I’m going to bed.
Good grief, that was the doorbell. I’ll ignore it – must be a cabbie with the wrong address, or a late night pizza or something.
There it is again. Better go and check, I suppose.
Chapter 34
Alex
Ever since I started writing my journal I’ve become addicted to recording my life. Which is why, even now, I’m typing – even though I’ll probably have to trash all the files as soon as I’ve finished. Still, I’m used to living on the edge. Accustomed, in fact, to going right over it.
After getting back from Amsterdam and reading the message from Elaine Meadows, I knew what I had to do.
I walked down the road to the only public phone box in the area, pleased that this anachronism still existed in our mobile-choked country even if it is mainly used these days as a display cabinet for prostitutes’ leaflets. I felt good, strong. It was as if making the decision had cleaned away the cobwebs of fear that had blighted my life for so long. I was sick of being scared. Tired of jumping when I heard a siren, of waking up in a puddle of cold sweat in the middle of the night. Sick and tired of the mental exhaustion that inaction brings. Now I was going to stop being a coward. I was going to do something, and as I picked up the phone and dialled the number that Simon had jotted down, I ignored my trembling fingers and told myself again that this was the only way to solve my problems.
‘Elaine Meadows.’
‘Hello, Elaine, this is Alex Parkinson.’
‘Oh. Alex. I’ve been…’
‘I know, I know. I’m sorry about what happened before. And I’m sorry I haven’t called you back. I’ve just returned from a trip abroad and my housemate just gave me your message.’
‘Okay. I want to…’
Again, I didn’t let her finish. ‘Have you given the police my name yet?’
‘I only made that threat about the police to scare you, to get you to contact me. All I want to do is talk to you. I just want to know the truth about what happened.’
‘Good.’ I paused. ‘I was with Kathy the night she died.’
She inhaled sharply.
‘I want to explain it to you. I want to show you. Can we meet tomorrow evening?’
She sounded like a strong woman: her voice didn’t shake or betray the way she was feeling. She simply said, ‘Okay. Where and what time?’
‘Where do you live?’
She coughed. ‘Well, actually, I live in Kathy’s flat.’
That shook me.
‘When I got back from my travels, I needed a place to stay and Kathy’s parents said I could stay here for a while if I wanted.’
‘Right. Well, okay, let’s meet at your place at seven.’
‘Can’t we meet earlier?’ she said.
‘No. I’ve got some other stuff to do.’ This was a lie, but I could hardly tell her I wanted to wait until it was dark before I met her. Before hanging up, I said, ‘Elaine, I don’t want anyone else there tomorrow. No friends. Certainly not the police, because my story is pretty unlikely. If there’s anyone else there I won’t tell you a thing. You’ll never get to hear the truth. Okay?’
She agreed straight away.
I put the receiver down and stood in the phone box for a while. She lived in her dead friend’s flat. How weird. How ghoulish. In one way, this character defect made what I was going to do seem easier. So why did I feel like I was going to puke? It was the weakness coming back, and I forced myself to push it away. I closed my eyes, clenched my fists, gritted my teeth. Be strong, Alex. A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. I was powerful, a master of my own fate, in control of my own destiny. Everything was going to turn around, because I wanted it to. Everything was going to be alright, because I wasn’t scared any more and I wasn’t going to take any more crap!
I left the phone box and stepped in a pile of dogshit.
The next morning, I typed up an account of what had happened in Amsterdam in my journal, Brick Shithouses and all. Then Emily turned up.
She was acting a little strangely, a false smile on her face. She asked for a cup of tea (weak, no sugar, like always) then said, ‘So what have you been up to this morning?’ She didn’t mention Amsterdam at all. I had expected her to start quizzing me about the dope and the thugs as soon as she got through the door. I was relieved – I really didn’t want any more grief from her – if a little puzzled.
‘I’ve been writing,’ I replied.
‘Oh. A short story? Pernilla will be happy.’
‘Er…yes.’
‘Can I read it?’
‘No. I scrapped it. It wasn’t very good.’
She nodded.
Taking a deep breath, I said, ‘I’m going out tonight. I got a call from an old friend. This guy that I used to know. I promised I’d meet him for a drink. Is that okay?’
‘Sure.’
‘Really? Are you certain?’
‘Of course. I’ll stay here, though, if that’s alright. I haven’t seen Nat for a while.’
‘Okay.’
We sat in silence, Emily with a smile curled at the corners of her mouth, me feeling totally baffled. She was up to something. But I didn’t have the time or energy to work out what it was. I was mostly just pleased that I was going to be able to get out of the flat and keep my date. I almost laughed. My date with destiny.
It was raining when I left the house. Simon and Natalie were out, but Emily had decided to stay at mine anyway. She was still acting mysteriously (very uncharacteristic of her) but I had more important things on my mind than her odd behaviour.
I didn’t take an umbrella; I enjoyed feeling the rain on my face and in my hair. Earlier that day I had washed my hair and been alarmed by the number of hairs that fell away from my head, clinging to my soapy fingers, reminding me that I wasn’t going to be young forever. I wondered if my dad was bald and, if so, at what age he started to lose his hair. Mum hardly ever spoke about him except to slag him off and tell me I took after him; she certainly never gave me any biological details. I wondered what he would say if I tracked him down, called him up and told him everything I’d been through recently.
He’d probably just hang up.
But I wasn’t going to feel sorry for myself. Not any more. I strode through the rain, my head held high, past the bookshops where my short stories would soon be on sale, past the college where I met Siobhan, towards the place where I watched a woman die. And then I was there, pressing the buzzer that now bore the name Elaine Meadows.
She buzzed me in. Climbing the stairs, I felt the now-familiar ache of my bruises, saw the faces of the men who had beaten me up. And then I was looking into the face of the woman who could have caused me a lot more pain.
I recognised Elaine from her photo in the paper, but I was shocked by how diminutive she was. Since I’d read that newspaper article I’d begun to see her as this behemoth, casting a huge shadow over my life. But she looked like Kylie Minogue’s smaller sister. She had long auburn hair and a face that had been in the sun too long, with deep crow’s feet spreading from the corners of her eyes.
She let me in and I noticed that she w
as breathing heavily. So was I.
‘So, you’ve been here before,’ was the first thing she said.
I nodded. ‘Just the once.’
‘The night Kathy died.’
‘That’s right.’ A moment of silence. ‘Have you got anything to drink?’
She beckoned for me to follow her through to the kitchen. ‘I’ve got beer, or do you want something strong? Whiskey? Vodka?’
‘Beer’s fine.’
We went back into the living room and she gestured for me to sit down. I looked out the window, thinking for the second time what a wonderful view it was. Perhaps that was why Elaine couldn’t resist this flat.
‘There’s nobody here, is there? Nobody hiding in the bedroom?’
She shook her head. ‘You can go and check if you like.’
‘You’re very calm,’ I said. ‘For all you know, I could be a vicious murderer who killed your friend and is about to do the same to you.’
She blinked. ‘Then I guess I’m taking a risk.’ She smiled. ‘And I suppose I should warn you, I studied judo in Japan. So if you try anything…’
‘You were in Japan? Me too. I lived in Tokyo.’
‘I was in Tokyo and Osaka,’ she said.
‘Oh, yeah, I visited…’ I stopped myself. What the hell was I doing? Chit-chatting? I reminded myself why I was here. I couldn’t afford to build any kind of attachment to this woman. She was the enemy, the woman who could take away my freedom. She had vowed to find the person who was responsible for Kathy’s death, and I was the only suspect.
I could tell her the truth about what happened but I knew she wouldn’t believe me. Who would? It was such an unlikely story. Which was why I had to do this.
‘Isn’t it strange, living here?’ I said, unable to resist the chit-chat after all. Knowing that by asking her questions I was delaying what I was going to do. But I also knew that I was going to need at least one bottle of beer inside me before I did it.
‘I like it,’ she said. ‘Did you hear about obon when you lived in Japan?’
‘You’ll have to remind me.’