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by Trevor Cole


  She lifted the receiver from the kitchen wall phone and punched the number in.

  It rang once, twice … it rang five times as Jean’s anxiety and anticipation steadily mounted. Then the rings stopped and she heard the click of the receiver being lifted and she was ready to burst. Cheryl! she opened her mouth to say. Cheryl, it’s me, Jean! But there came a hollow clunk on the end of the line, the sound of the receiver being dropped, and after that a repeating percussive thud as she imagined it being dragged over a series of obstacles, or being used as a weapon to fend off an attacker, though she could hear no voices, no cries of anguish, just the dull cunk, cunk of the receiver meeting one hard surface after another, and in the background a strange whistling noise.

  And then one word. It came out muddy and distant, low and dark enough to have been the voice of a man, but Jean was sure it had come from a woman. She was sure that it was Cheryl. “Busy,” said the voice. Except that it didn’t sound like that. It sounded drawn out, angry, forced through clenched teeth. It sounded like Buuussssssyyy. And then the person on the end of the line hung up.

  Jean didn’t know what to think. She didn’t know what to do. Cheryl had been right there, within reach of her voice. She dialled the number again and let the phone ring eight times. But this time no one answered.

  The day was thickening with the sort of heat and humidity that foretold a thunderstorm. Jean sat for a long time at the dining room table in her empty house, sipping iced tea and thinking about Cheryl, wondering if she should call her again. She hated to be a pest with the telephone, but if the situation required she could punch numbers as relentlessly as any machine. The one thing she could not do, which she wanted to do desperately, was get into her car that instant and drive the seven hours to Bier Ridge. And she could not do that because of Milt.

  She ruled out renting a car because there was no way of knowing how long she would be in Bier Ridge. It might be a day, a week, or a month, depending on … well, Jean didn’t know what it depended on. There was nothing yet to know. All Jean had to hold on to were her unshakeable beliefs. That everyone, especially her dear friends, deserved a moment of transcendent joy in life before that life ended. That after all these years she yearned for the chance to prove to Cheryl that she was one of those friends. And that not being able to go to Cheryl right now, this minute, was Milt’s fault.

  Jean leafed through a copy of Martha Stewart Living, getting angrier at Milt with each recipe and clever decorating tip. The morning became noon and Jean suffered her fury at Milt and the rising heat of the day in equal measure. When Milt finally walked in the front door at nearly one o’clock, it was sweltering and Jean stood perspiring at the sink, soaping his unwashed dishes. As her husband wandered into the kitchen she gave him a look over her shoulder.

  “Milt,” she said, her voice quavering, “I’m so mad at you right now I could spit.”

  “Oh?” said Milt. Something about what Jean had said, or the way she’d said it, pressed him half a step backward, as if her voice had delivered the force of a small, contained gale. “Well … is it the dishes? I’m sorry. That was a mistake.”

  “It’s not the dishes I’m mad about.”

  “Okay,” said Milt. “All right, then …” His voice took on a measured calm. He set every word down gently as if it were made of ash. “I know I should have been home earlier –”

  “And I’m not just mad,” said Jean, cutting him off, “I’m furious.” She was speaking now to the dish suds. “And you know very well why.”

  For a moment, silence filled the space behind Jean. “How … ?” started Milt. “How did you … ?”

  As Jean took a scrub brush to the chili pot she looked around. “How did I what?” she said. But she’d barely gotten the words out when she knew something was wrong. Standing in the doorway between the kitchen and the hall, Milt looked stricken. He looked crushed. His face slack, his eyes full of torment and wonder, he looked like a condemned man. It was not the visage of a husband whose wife was furious with him over a mishap with the car.

  “Milt?” said Jean. She let the chili pot slide from her hands into the suds. It hit the sink bottom with a sonorous thud.

  “Nothing happened,” said Milt. “I mean, not really.”

  Jean took up a dishtowel to dry her hands. As she did that, and with her heart hammering, she turned fully around so she could look square at Milt, so that she could really see him, because now the infuriating business with the car was gone and forgotten, it was nothing, and what was important was standing right there in front of her. Still wearing the same checkered shirt he’d worn the day before. In front of her eyes Milt’s shoulders sagged and his head tipped forward and he started to trudge out of the kitchen.

  “Where are you going?”

  At first all Milt did was sigh. Halfway across the living room carpet and almost out of earshot, he finally said, “To sit down.”

  Outside the window, in the middle of the street, the Craiglees’ eleven-year-old and his friends practised on their skateboards, making those terrible banging and cracking noises that to Jean sounded like gunshots as their jumps and twirls and spills caused the boards to strike against the asphalt. Sitting on the sofa, she had to listen past all this noise in order to concentrate on Milt’s slow, sigh-filled confession. He had spent the night at Louise Draper’s house, he explained. It wasn’t the first time. While Jean was away taking care of her mother, Milt said, he had spent a few nights at Louise’s. More than a few, actually. Probably about … fifteen. But no matter how many times it had been, he said, no sex had yet occurred, out of respect for Jean and Louise’s own shy uncertainty. Still, there was obviously something “brewing” that couldn’t be ignored, despite what he’d always claimed. And he knew, Milt said, that he was a bastard.

  It was just about then, as Milt was proclaiming himself a bastard, that Jean suddenly fastened onto the image of a strawberry. She made a fist and bashed the arm of the sofa.

  “Louise is the only person I know who drives out to a strawberry farm every summer,” she said. “We’ve got jars of her freezer jam down in the Frigidaire.”

  “So?” said Milt.

  “So I knew you would never think of picking strawberries on your own. Not in a million years.”

  Looking at Milt, slumped at the other end of the sofa, Jean waited for a wave of outrage and betrayal to overwhelm her. She knew that outrage and betrayal were rightfully hers as a cheated-on spouse, that she could expect them to crash down upon her and wash her into an acid sea of despair. She waited for the wave and it didn’t come.

  What she felt instead was a greater sense of understanding. In a funny way, she thought, there was something inevitable about what was happening. It was as if years ago the two of them, she and Milt, had contracted an illness that had gone into remission, and then, in the course of things, it had come back.

  And she saw, more clearly than before, that some people placed a greater value than others on the concept of friendship. And marital fidelity. And forgiveness. Because some people viewed forgiveness, being forgiven, as the gift of a second chance, a fresh opportunity for the transgressor to prove himself, or herself, worthy of trust. And other people, apparently, viewed forgiveness as a licence to transgress again, to recommit whatever detestable act – infidelity, it was such a satisfyingly Edwardian word – had required the forgiveness in the first place. And it seemed that people who so easily dismissed forgiveness were willing to sacrifice a friendship in the process. Clearly friendship and fidelity and forgiveness were all woven together; they were of the same fragile thread. To damage one was to damage all. Some people understood that, and some people didn’t. Those people could not be counted as friends.

  After a long while of sitting on opposite ends of the sofa, with the skateboard racket from the street unrelenting, Jean asked Milt what his plans were. When he said he hadn’t thought about it she told him he’d better; they weren’t getting any younger and there was no sense in putting off impo
rtant decisions. She decided not to tell him that his whole confession had been prompted by a misunderstanding. Milt was looking woeful, and she thought telling him about the misunderstanding would just make him more so. For the same reason, she decided not to tell him that she hadn’t really been attracted to him for many years. Not since they’d attended the high school graduation of Andrew Jr.’s daughter, Marlee, as proud aunt and uncle. Milt had worn the nice grey suit that he’d bought when she’d encouraged him to get a fulltime teaching position, and a blue-and-gold-striped tie, and his hair had been freshly cut, and Jean could still remember how much like a banker he’d looked that day. She didn’t know why his looking like a banker had been such an attraction, but she could clearly recall coming home and stopping him in the act of loosening his tie, and how eager she’d been to have him push her down onto any handy horizontal surface. As a banker.

  But that was the last time, as far as she could remember, that she had really wanted Milt. And she didn’t think she would tell him that, in spite of what he’d confessed to her (that was nice of her, she thought). Instead she focused on his plans.

  “I thought you’d be upset,” said Milt. “I didn’t expect you to be so …”

  “Practical?” said Jean.

  “I was thinking ‘hard.’”

  Jean nodded. “Of course you were.”

  From the street came a particularly complicated crash, a sound built of sequential stages – bang, smack, clatter, smack, thud – following in rapid succession, and Jean looked with a certain detachment out the window. Two of the Craiglee boy’s friends were down on the pavement and one was clutching his shin. It seemed they had come together in some unfortunate way; one of them, or both, had made a mistake. A friend was to blame, and a friend was hurt. But after a minute the boy with the injured shin rolled over onto his knees, got up, and carried on with his play. And everyone was still friends. Maybe that sort of easy recovery from disaster had to do with childhood, Jean thought. Or maybe that was how boys were different. As she imagined the equivalent happening to two women – a collision real or metaphoric – she knew that no matter what smiles were flashed in the immediate aftermath, some sort of bitterness would linger.

  Jean wanted to get out of the house but couldn’t bear to be alone, so she called Natalie and arranged to come and stay with her for a little while. Upstairs in the bedroom she packed a proper suitcase. Her lipstick was lying on the top of the dresser and she swept it up in her hand, glancing only briefly at the wedding picture of her and Milt set in a folding silver picture frame. Milt hovered in the doorway the whole time, his mood a mix of misery and resentment, like a child who’d admitted to stealing candy from the corner store and now watched as all his favourite toys were taken away from him as punishment. Nothing for him to do but accept the consequences of his actions. Jean couldn’t help but feel a little sympathy for him; she knew that she was tougher, emotionally, than he was. She had been through more. His own parents were still alive, summering in the Gatineau Hills of Quebec, wintering in one of the Carolinas. To him the concept of loss was still a theoretical one. Soon, perhaps within the hour, he would find out how it really felt.

  When she had filled her suitcase until it was almost too heavy to lift, she lowered it down the stairs one step at a time, resisting the urge to just let it go, let it tumble head over tail and land with a crash at the bottom as a kind of parting metaphor for their lives together that Milt might appreciate.

  At the foot of the stairs Jean glanced around. “Well, I guess that’s everything for now.” She was conscious of holding her breath, and keeping her face very still, giving Milt nothing to read. He was standing stiff near the banister post with his arms straight at his sides and his head hung low. She put a hand on his shoulder, leaned in, and laid a light kiss on his cheek, then thumbed away the lipstick mark. He hardly reacted to that and she knew he was lost in thought; after all these years she knew him quite well, and what affected him. Regret was headed his way, she was sure of it.

  Out in the heat and humidity, Jean dragged her Sears suitcase along on its plastic-and-rubber wheels, west on Edgeworth, back down Conmore, bearing the indignity of leaving a man you’d been married to for decades and having to do it slowly, with no great flourish, just a ponderous, heat-soaked trudge. After Conmore she plotted her course to Natalie’s grooming shop via the streets with the most shade trees, even if it took her slightly out of her way. For that reason she ended up walking along Mercer Avenue where the Holy Trinity Presbyterian Church still loomed on the north side. She remembered the Saturday night when Milt had parked his clunker of a Ford Torino in the gravel lot and he and Jean had necked for the first time, from eleven until one in the morning with the crickets singing around them. The Torino was metallic blue with a blue vinyl roof, and in every way utterly disgraceful. Jean shuddered to think of it. The fabric seat inserts were tearing away, it had rust pits on the runner panels, and some sort of engine leak meant that it burned oil terribly and left a cornucopia horn of black smoke behind them wherever they went.

  The Torino had been Milt’s first car. Then had come an old yellow Pinto, an older, seaweed-green Chevy Vega, a scrap-heap Audi that he was so proud of until the clutch and the radiator went in the space of two weeks, then a white Volkswagen Rabbit that ran forever but with a heater that never, ever worked, and the Hyundai. Milt had never had any luck with cars, thought Jean. He made terrible choices. She was long past the church, slowing with her suitcase under the shade of a red-leaf maple, when she stopped and sighed over the choices Milt had made. Alone on the street, she closed her eyes and bowed her head for the terrible, idiotic choices.

  Chapter 13

  Mr. Binderman was right, thought Cheryl. It was all going down.

  In the western half of the vineyard, she stood between rows of Riesling that reached almost head-high and breathed in the sharp, green fragrance of dusty grapes still three months shy of harvest. It was noon, and so her mind was clearish. There was some fog, but much of that came from the fungicide carried on the breeze from the eastern acres where Mr. Binderman, with a tank strapped on his back and a wand in his hand, was spraying the Cabernet Franc, having sacrificed his day off to the greater need.

  She asked herself a question: What was she good at? And the answer was she was good at making a decision. Taking all the available facts and acting on them. It was her one thing, and it had served her in school and in the claims department where she had worked, and it had helped her seize her opportunity with Tam. So with her feet set in the sandy grass between the rows and the sun high above her, with nothing in her stomach clamouring to come out and no urgent need to lie down, she looked out over the small bench of land toward Owasco Lake, a pool of Curaçao in the distance, and took stock of her life.

  A meaningless career, discarded. Puh!

  No children, no attempts, after her great loss (equipped with a “weak cervix,” so she’d been told).

  No friends left. None.

  Two squandered husbands. The first, a dentist named Harold Shiner, whose image Cheryl could visualize now only in the most approximate sense, a vague impression made hazier by time, like a chalk drawing trampled by many feet. (She remembered most vividly the way he tucked in his shirts: incrementally with his jabbing thumbs, the way her mother had pinched pie crusts, which was an image so greatly irritating it almost seemed unfair to Harold to recall it.) The second, Tam Yoon, whose face as wide as a melon, whose deep-dimpled cheeks and short-lived cheer haunted Cheryl’s every unfoggy moment.

  A crummy little winery on the tiniest Finger Lake, which, because it was shallow and couldn’t moderate the local climate like the other Fingers, was a really stupid lake on which to set a winery.

  A collection, left by Tam, of antique corkscrews, including an eighteenth-century Florentine one with a handle carved from a boar’s tusk. (By leaving her the winery and the corkscrews, it was almost as if he’d given her the gun, and the bullets, and left the rest up to her.)


  A single, remaining employee – dear, old, prissy-lipped, Austrian-not-German Mr. Binderman – whose reason for staying was hazy to Cheryl, like so many things were hazy, but seemed to hinge on a quaint, Old World sense of honour.

  A warehouse with hundreds of cases of bottled wine.

  Two two-thousand-gallon stainless-steel tanks filled with fermenting juice.

  A dented, four-seater Chevy truck she was not allowed to drive.

  A three-bedroom house, empty of all life with the exception of …

  A cockatiel with a death wish.

  Cheryl was able to tally all this, the fruits of her existence, and see what she was: a woman descending the far slope of her days, not strolling downward gracefully at her leisure, not marching down with purpose, but stumbling, rolling, careering down like a barrel bounced off the back of a truck. She had nothing behind her but disaster, and nothing in front of her but a glass.

  She had no reason to be.

  Chapter 14

  A friend you could count on – that was like a bit of found treasure. A blessing. Something you could never take for granted. Jean knew that and gave thanks. What would she ever do, she wondered, without Natalie Skilbeck?

  When Jean had called to ask if she could stay over, Natalie had said, “Of course,” without any hesitation. She had also said, “Don’t expect me to clean up,” which was just so her. It was one of Natalie’s most wonderful and reliable qualities that she never hid whatever furry thought was scampering through her mind. In fact, it was the thing that had made the biggest impression on Jean at their first meeting twenty-three years before.

  It has to be said, that first impression had not been a happy one. Jean had thought that Milkweed, her Bichon Frise, was looking scraggly and decided to try the new grooming shop, Skilbeck Pet Stylings, that had just opened around the corner from her studio. When Jean went in for her appointment, Natalie was there with her blazing dark eyes and her blood-dipped lipstick behind a little wooden gate that separated the grooming area from the front counter, shaving down the hind end of a grey standard poodle. Jean picked up Milkweed so that Natalie could see her, and Natalie took one look and announced, over the barking of several caged animals, “That dog is fat!”

 

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