by phuc
The three played it cool and silent.
The newspaper, the television and the radio news eventually gave up on the novelty of the Rapist Ripper; lost interest in the fact that the human components that had made up the whole were free somewhere.
No more Rapist Ripper attacks occurred. Galveston sighed and became complacent.
And summer became fall.
And Brian, one night in mid-October, slept in his bed and felt the first tentative wigglings of a tentacle in his brain.
He dreamed of this long narrow alley all wrapped in darkness, and up this alley, slow-walking with a plopping sound, came a shape, and somehow Brian knew the shape was a demon-god and the demon-god was called the God of the Razor.
Down the alley of his mind came the demon-god, and Brian was afraid. He tried to wake up, but no soap. He tried to will it away, but no soap.
On came the demon-god, making a horrible plopping sound as he walked.
Very close now. And clearly visible as he folded out of darkness.
The God of the Razor was tall, black—not Negro, but black—with shattered starlight eyes and teeth like thirty-two polished, silver stickpins. He ha£ on a top hat that winked of chrome razor blades molded into a bright hatband. His coat (and Brian was not sure how he knew this, but he did) was the skinned flesh of an ancient Aztec warrior and his pants were the same. Raw, bloody fingers stuck out of his pants pockets like stashed after-dinner treats, and the Dark Side Clock (another thing he knew, but did not understand), which was an enormous pocket watch, dangled from a strand of gut attached to the God's vest pocket—a pocket that was once the fleshy slit that housed an eye. The shoes he wore (another unexplained knowledge) were the ragged heads of guillotined Frenchmen from a long-dead revolution. The God's cloven feet fit nicely into those dead mouths and when he walked the heads thudded like medicine balls being slow-bounced along a hardwood floor.
And the God's fingernails were not nails at all, but razor blades. He kept rubbing them together as he walked, making them click and pop up sparks.
Then he was very close and out of nowhere he popped out a chair made of human leg bones with a seat of woven ribs, hunks of flesh, hanks of hair, and he seated himself, crossed his legs, dangled one ragged head shoe, produced from thin air a ventriloquist dummy and put it on his knee. The dummy wore tennis shoes, jeans, a black tee-shirt and a leather jacket with zippers, and the face was the wood-carved, ridiculously red-cheeked face of Clyde.
The God shoved his hand into the back of the Clyde dummy, pushed it forward and placed it on his knee. The dummy opened its mouth, "Been jacking around long enough, haven't you?"
Brian tried to speak, but couldn't. He couldn't determine where he was located in the dream.
"Time to get cracking," the dummy said. "We got work to do. That bitch of a teacher didn't get what she should have gotten, and it's up to you to see that she does."
Brian still couldn't speak. He did not feel as if he were dreaming. He was frightened.
"You know who my pal here is, don't you?" said the dummy.
"The God of the Razor," Brian said, suddenly finding his voice.
"Right. A big cigar. Those that have the call know him when they see him. You might say I'm his puppet, have been all along. And you are my puppet. I'm going to be living inside your head. Moving in the furniture tonight . . . and you're going to pay the rent and utilities. Got me?"
"I think so."
"Sure you do. Now, I want to get those shitheads together, Loony Balls and Stone, and I want you to go over and get that teacher broad, and I want you to cut her heart out and hang her up by her toes. Got me?"
"Yes . . . but—
"But? But? No buts. The only but you better worry about is your butt, what's going to happen to it if you don't do as you're told. But! But my ass. Some fucking shithead asshole Superman you turned out to be."
The Clyde dummy turned its head with a creak and looked up into the horrible face of the God of the Razor and shook his head, and the God shook his head from side to side and looked very unhappy, frowned so hard his stickpin teeth poked out of his razor-slit mouth, punched his lips until they bled pops of black blood.
The Clyde dummy held up its wooden arm, said, "Wait a minute. Now just wait a minute. Brian's all right, just a bit fucked over right now. He's not fully awake."
The dummy turned back to Clyde, leaned well forward and said, "This is no dream, Brian old boy. This is the real McCoy, and knock on wood," the dummy rapped wooden knuckles against its wooden chest, "I've told old Razor God here that you're a good man."
The dummy leaned so far forward now he nearly fell off the God's knee. He whispered, "You wouldn't let me down, now would you?"
"No," Brian said. "Course not."
"Yeah, course not."
"I just thought I was dreaming, that's all. I mean I didn't know it was really you."
"Right." The dummy leaned back on the God's knee, turned to took the God in the face again.
"See," he said. "I told you Brian was an okay guy, didn't I?"
The God made no answer, but a few of the stickpin teeth disappeared into the jaw of his mouth. The face seemed to relax; went from real ugly to just ugly.
The dummy turned back to Brian, said, "Get your shit together, man. Get it together quick like. I'm packing my bags tonight, and I'm going to get everything moved in that hollow head of yours . . . Oh, shall we say, 0600 hours?
"Now, I want to make a few things clear. The God here, he's a pretty patient guy, more patient than me in fact, and you know that I'm a regular fucking saint when it comes to patience. I mean, I never did get around to deballing Loony, and I should have. If I'd done that early on, well I wouldn't be here to talk to you tonight. Not that I mind now, I mean I stretched my own goose on account of some promises the old God here made me.
Came to me in my cell and said, 'Clyde, old buddy, have I got the plan for you. Only thing is, you're going to have to come on over here on the Dark Side.' So, I say, what the hell? I mean, what am I doing anyway? And here I am." The dummy spread its hands and smiled.
"So it's pretty nice over here. Beer, pussy, lots of blood. Oh, the blood, Brian, so beautiful. And the power I got, man. I mean, I can do all sorts of neat fucking things."
"I'm running my mouth, I guess. Point I'm trying to make is you can do your duty and come over here on the Dark Side and live like a fucking king, or you can fuck up and come over here on the Dark Side, only you won't be living like no king, buddy. Nasty stuff over here for fuckups. Like riding the edge of a razor blade forever, feeling it slice up through your bails and belly, but never quite doing you in, just slicing and sawing and . . . Well, we don't need to make that any more clear, do we?"
Brian shook his head.
"You're special to me, Brian, really. I want the best for you, but you got to attend to some chores first, before we lay all this fun stuff on you. Now believe me, I know it can be rough. Boy-fuckinghowdy, can it. I mean, I paid my dues and I remember. I'm not one to forget, pal. So, in the final bullshit of all this, what I'm telling you is, you got to waste the teacher cunt and anyone that gets in the way of you wasting her. Then, when you're all finished, you can think about coming on over here for a big beer party." The dummy turned to the God. "Right, G.R.?" The God nodded its fearful head ever so slightly.
"I understand," Brian said.
"Hey, that's good," the Clyde dummy said. "Real fucking good."
"No problem."
"Better yet. Now listen: Going to be with you on this, right inside your head. I'm you.
You're me— sort of. Get my drift?"
Brian nodded.
"Good." The dummy suddenly turned his head to the God, said, "What's that, G.R.?" which surprised Brian because he hadn't heard the God say a word.
"Right," Clyde said to the God.
"He says we're killing time, but not people. He's right, you know."
The God reached down, picked up the Dark Side Clock dangling on i
ts strand of gut, and held it in front of his face, frowned so the stickpin teeth punched out his mouth again.
Then he turned the face of the watch toward Brian.
Brian looked at the watch, at two skeletal fingers that served as hands, noted there were no numbers on the watch, only a face—a real face, his face, trapped inside, squirming and pressing its nose in little wet smudge circles against a smoky glass.
And the God pulled the watch back and looked at it, and for the first time he spoke and it was the voice of thunder and lightning on a scary, electric-storm night,
"Bless your soul."
The God dropped the watch between his legs. It swung like a pendulum, scraped the floor and threw up sparks.
Brian moaned, thought: Let me out of this nightmare.
"No nightmare," the Clyde dummy said, as if Brian had spoken aloud. "Least not the kind that goes away. We've got work to do. You can have some time on it, but," and Clyde's wooden face cracked around the mouth and eyes and Brian could see real flesh beyond the wood and Clyde finished the rest of his sentence in a loud, edge-of-a-scream voice, " I want that bitch! I want that bitch! I want her dead, dead, dead, dead!" Then in a voice as calm as the eye of a hurricane: "And if I don't get her, guess who gets to take her place?
You know him. I know him. His first name begins with B. His last name begins with B.
"B.B. Ring any bells?"
"I'll get her, Clyde."
"Hey, do I look worried? Never doubted it a minute. I know you will." The dummy lifted its hand and pointed a finger (real flesh punched out of the wooden tip).
"I'm you. You're me." More cracks appeared around the dummy's mouth and eyes and one crack widened, ran up the cheek, struck the right eye and exploded it in fragments.
Behind it was a very real eye—Clyde's eye.
"I'll get her. I tell you, I'll get her."
"You got no choice—unless you consider eternity with a razor blade up your ass a choice. You see, the God of the Razor is our god, Brian. He's the ruler of all sharp things.
Knives, razors and the clean paper cut. I mean, he's our main man. He's going to be there with you when you cut the bitch's heart out—there with us! He's going to guide our hand."
The Clyde dummy suddenly went limp. Pieces of wood fell away from its face.
The God of the Razor took off his top hat—and perhaps had Brian not been so frightened, he might have found the bald head with a zipper down the middle amusing— and put the dummy into it. He then put the hat on his head, and Brian could hear clearly the sound of a zipper being unzipped and zipped back beneath the hat.
The God took hold of the gut from which the watch dangled, flipped it into one hand and wound the knob briskly with the other. Brian felt a spring tightening in his brain, tightening to the point of explosion.
"Tempus fugit," the God boomed, and then Brian sat upright like a half-closed jackknife in his bed, and outside the window there was another boom, only it was thunder and not the voice of the God of the Razor, and it was followed by a hiss of lightning that was not too unlike a cosmic sigh.
Brian realized he had wet the bed like a little kid.
TWO
Next morning Brian tore off the sheets and took them down to be washed, told his mother that they were sweaty. She asked no questions, because none ever occurred to her, and then Brian went back upstairs, and a third of the way up he stopped and listened. He had heard a sound, like the scraping of a chair on a floor. Had it come from inside his head?
"Moving in the furniture tonight . . . packing my bags . . . shall we make it 0600
hours ..."
Brian ran up the stairs, into his room, to the mirror in the bathroom. Behind his eyes, ever so faintly, he could see Clyde's eyes.
"Got you, buddy," Brian said. "Don't sweat, pal. I'll get it done. You keep that Dark Side beer cooled."
THREE
The Witching Hour.
A cool October night with the wind sighing through the trees and house eaves like multitudes of dying men breathing their last.
Down the street a dark car comes, lights bouncing, motor grumbling.
In front of the Blackwood house the lights and motor die. Doors open, close gently.
A minute later Brian's bedroom glass rattles.
Rattles again.
Brian rolls over, listens. He thinks: Is that Clyde scratching at my brain?
Trembling, he sits up in bed.
The window rattles again.
He throws back the covers, puts his feet in slippers and slide-walks to the window.
It rattles again, and he realizes that something is being tossed against the glass. He looks out, sees a car crouched by the curb. He recognizes it.
The glass rattles again.
Brian raises the window, looks down, sees two familiar shapes.
They wave. Brian lifts a hand in return. He closes the window, dresses, goes down.
FOUR
"Clyde came to me," Brian said to Loony and Stone.
Stone and Loony looked at one another.
"I bet he smelled bad," Loony said, thinking Brian was making a joke.
"In a dream. He says we're to kill the teacher bitch that got him caught. We got to do that."
Loony looked at Stone again.
"I know how it sounds, but this is the real thing. : Clyde, he's moved into my head, like it's some kind of doll house, you know."
Pausing, Loony said, "Yeah, sure."
"I know you think I'm crazy, but he tells me we got to do this."
"Don't care if you are crazy," Loony said, then added quickly, "Not that I think you are. I mean you say we got to do this thing, then we'll do this thing. I'm for whatever you say. I like being told what to do. Me, I fuck up too much. And Stone, he likes it too.
Huh, Stone?"
Stone nodded.
"You see, Clyde's inside me now," Brian said. "Living in my head."
"Sure," Loony said. He'd been sniffing paint thinner, and nothing sounded odd to him.
"I say we get her soon," Brian said.
"Say when. Tonight if you like."
"No. I'm not wanting to go off half-cocked. We've got to wait until the omens are right."
"Omens?"
"Signs."
"Like what?"
"October twenty-eighth."
"What's with the twenty-eighth?"
"Clyde's birthday. We go then."
"Sounds good to me. One night's as good as the next."
"No. That would be the night. The night of Clyde's birthday. He would have been eighteen. He wouldn't want me to wait any later."
"Twenty-eighth it is."
"Okay then ... Is someone in the car?"
"Yeah."
"What the fuck you doing with someone in the car? Who is it?"
"Jimmy and his old lady."
"Who?"
"Don't get mad, now. He's been helping us out."
"How?"
"He works at the courthouse."
"I don't want the fucker's life history. I want to know what you're doing with him over here. That's what I want to know."
"He's a friend, I tell you."
"You mean he bought you a tube of glue."
"He works at the courthouse—"
"What's that got to do with shit?"
"I'm trying to tell you. Calm down and listen."
"Make it good."
"It's good. I thought maybe he could help us out, on account of he works at the courthouse. Thought maybe he could give us the inside dope on Clyde, but Clyde hung himself, did himself in."
"He's in my head."
"Well, right. Sure. I mean . . . thought Jimmy could maybe tell us how the jail was set up and all, thought we'd get Clyde out of there, but he hung himself . . . and that was all of that. But this Jimmy, he's been letting us stay with him."
"He know about us? What we did?"
"Well . . ."
"Well what?"
"Well . . . kind of."
&n
bsp; "Shithead!" Brian slapped Loony across the ear.
"Goddamnit, man," Loony said. "He's been helping us. He wants to be one of us. I mean Clyde used to bring in different people."
"He had the good sense to choose. You don't,"
"He's all right, ain't he, Stone?"
Stone nodded.
"Great, Stone says he's an all-right guy. I mean, that's what I was waiting to find out, if Stone thought he was an all-right guy. I let you two assholes out of my sight for a minute—how long you been living there?"
"Since that night we decided not to go back to The House anymore. Listen to me."
Loony moved close to Brian. "You'd be proud of me. This guy is a patsy. He's scared of us. He plays like he's our friend, and in a way he is. He wouldn't do nothing to upset us on account of his girlfriend. We've never told him what we'd do, but I've sort of hinted."
"You've sort of hinted."
"I tell you, he's okay. One more man can't hurt."
"A cunt can hurt."
"She's all right for a girl."
"Christ, Loony. Why didn't you just put a fucking ad in the paper?"
"He's all right. If he ain't all right, I'll waste him myself. Right now. You don't like him, I'll cut his balls off right here, suck the girl's eye for a grape. Right here. Right now.
Say the word. Don't even look at them if you don't want. Say kill them, I'll go over there and kill them. You tell me what to do. What you want, that's what you get."
"Let me see them."
"Sure. You don't like them, just give me the word. You say it, I'll do it. Stone's the same.
You the same, Stone?" Stone nodded.
Loony pulled up his sweatshirt. A sheathed knife was stuck in the front of his pants. "Just say it."
"All right, let's meet this Jimmy and his cunt."
"Her name's Angela."
"I don't give a fuck what her name is."
"Just saying."
"Don't say dick, Loony. You're smarter when your mouth is closed."
"Yeah, all right. I don't know dick."
They walked over to the car. A back door opened and a lanky boy with a pimpled face got out. A dark, attractive girl followed him.