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by Mercedes Lackey


  "Depends on th' man," Skif replied soberly. "If you're talkin' in cold blood, I'd a took Jass down like a mad dog, just 'cause he killed m'friends, and I'd'a done it soon as I knew who his master was. In the dark. In the back.

  An' if somethin' happens, an' his master won't come up on what's due him— mebbe I'd do him, too. If you're talkin' in hot blood, if I was come at myself— someone wantin' me dead— aye, I'd kill him."

  Alberich nodded, as if that was expected. "So. When are you going to display these to your friends?" he prodded. It sounded casual, but it was prodding.

  Skif shook his head. "These— they're for serious work. Not for showin'

  off. 'Less you order me, Master Alberich, I ain't even gonna wear these,

  'cept t' practice. That's like balancin' a rock over a door t' see who gets hit.

  I ain't got a hot temper, but I got a temper like anybody else. Losin' temper makes people do stupid things."

  Death was a fight over nothing, and a lost temper, and blood where a simple blow would have served the same purpose. Over and over again, in the streets outside Exile's Gate, Death came when tempers worn thin by need or hurt, anger or drink, flared and blades came out. Alberich, in his guise of the sell-sword, was one of the few in those taverns that Skif had ever seen who went out of his way to avoid killing— to avoid even causing permanent harm.

  Alberich gave a brief nod of satisfaction, and went on to drill Skif in the use of his new weapons. He said nothing more as the knives went into the target again and again; he was satisfied that Skif was going to be sensible, and dismissed the question as answered. That was another thing that Skif had come to realize about Alberich in the last week. Where other people—even a few Heralds— were inclined to harp on a subject that worried them, Alberich examined the subject, asked his questions, made his statements, came to his decisions, and left it alone.

  If he trusted the person in question.

  And he trusted Skif.

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  That was a very, very strange realization. But when he had come to it last night, it had been the catalyst for his own decision this morning.

  "Master Alberich," he said, when the knives had been taken off and wrapped up in an oiled cloth to keep the sheaths supple and catches rust free. "I got a thought. Sooner or later some'un's gonna let it slip what I was. An' that's gonna cause some trouble."

  Alberich gave him one of those very penetrating glances, but said nothing.

  "But I think that you want t'keep at least part of what I can do real quiet."

  Now the Weaponsmaster nodded slightly. "Have I not said it? Your skills could be— more than useful."

  Skif clasped his hands behind his back. "So I had an ideer. What if we go ahead an' let part of it out? Just that I was on th' liftin' lay. 'Cause there's this— ain't too many as does the roof work an' th' liftin' lay, an' if people know I done th' one, they won't look for t'other." He grinned. "I can turn it into a kinda raree-show trick, y'ken? Do th' lift fer laughs. I'd like—" he continued, with a laugh, "—t'see yon Kris' face when I give 'im his liddle silver horse back, what he keeps in his pocket."

  Alberich raised one eyebrow. "You have the itching fingers," he said, though without accusation.

  "A bit," Skif admitted. "But— what d'you think?"

  "I think that you have the right of it," Alberich replied, and Skif's spirits lifted considerably. "It is your skill in other things, and not as the picker of pockets, that is of primary value, at least for now. And when you have your Whites, the novelty of your past will have worn off, those within the Circle will not trouble to speak of it, and most outside the Circle will never know of it. So if there is a thing to be taken amidst a crowd of strangers, you will likely not find eyes on you."

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  stumbling into people. Then when no one even thought twice about him, he began deftly helping himself to their purses, and there wasn't a man jack of the ones that were robbed that even considered the lame old beggar was the culprit.

  Alberich's eyes looked elsewhere for a flicker of time, then returned to him. "Those who need to know what you are about," he said, "Will know.

  The rest will see an imp of mischief." He leveled a long gaze at Skif.

  Skif shrugged. "Won't keep nothing," he said, quite truthfully. "Never took more'n I needed t'live comfortable, or Bazie did. That was Bazie's way—start t' take more, get greedy, get caught."

  "A wise man, your Bazie," Alberich replied, with nothing weighting his tone.

  Skif shrugged again. "So, I don' need nothing here. Livin' better than I ever did. An' you brought me my stuff."

  With the purse of money, left in the loft at the Priory….

  And when that money runs out, what then?

  "If there is need for silver to loosen tongues, or even gold, the Queen's coffers will provide," Alberich said gravely, giving Skif a sudden chill, for it seemed as if the Weaponsmaster read Skif's mind before Skif even finished the thought. "And for the rest— for there are Fairs, and there are taverns, and perhaps there will be the giving and receiving of gifts among friends, there is the stipend."

  "Stipend?" Skif asked.

  "Stipend." Alberich smiled wryly. "Some of ours are highborn, used to pocket money, some used to lavish amounts of it. We could forbid the parents to supply it, but why inflict hardship on those who deserve it not?

  So— the stipend. All Trainees receive it alike. Pocket money, for small things. Since you have money already—"

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  He paused.

  And I am not asking you where it came from, nor demanding that you give it back, said the look that followed the pause.

  "—then you will have yours on the next Quarter-Day, with the others."

  "Oh. Uh— thank you—" Skif, for once, felt himself at a loss for words.

  Blindsided, in fact. This wasn't something he had expected, another one of those unanticipated kindnesses. There was no earthly reason why the Heralds should supply the Trainees— him in particular— with pocket money. They already supplied food, clothing, wonderful housing, entertainment in the form of their own games, and the Bardic Collegium on the same grounds.

  Why were they doing these things? They didn't have to. Trainees that didn't have wealthy parents could just do without pocket money.

  But Alberich had already turned away. He brought out a longer knife, and was preparing the salle for another lesson in street fighting. That, Skif could understand, and he set himself to the lesson at hand.

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  "It's a fool's bet," Herald-Trainee Nerissa cautioned a fascinated Blue four weeks later. "Don't take it." But the look in her eyes suggested that although honesty had prompted the caution, Nerissa herself really, truly wanted to see Skif in action again.

  Eight Trainees, two from Bardic Collegium and six from Herald's, and three Unaffiliated students, were gathered around Skif and a fourth Blue in the late afternoon sunshine on the Training Field.

  The group surrounding Skif and the hapless Blue were just as fascinated as Nerissa, and just as eager. Skif himself shrugged and looked innocent.

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  get in and them— those— moths can't. He says he can, says he has, for himself and his friends, and I don't think it'd put him out too much."

  "It seems fair enough to me," said Kris. "Neither one of you is wagering anything he can't afford or can't do." He pointed at the Blue. "And you swore in the Compass Rose that Skif could never pull his trick on you, because you in particular and your plumb-line set in general were smarter than the Heraldic Trainees."

  The Blue's eyes widened. "How did you know that?" he gasped.

  Kris just grinned. "Sources, my lad,"
he said condescendingly, from the lofty position of a Trainee in his final year. "Sources. And I never reveal my sources. Are you going to take the bet, or not?"

  The Blue's chin jutted belligerently. "Damn right I am!" he snapped.

  "Witnessed!" called four Herald Trainees and one Bardic at once, just as Alberich came out to break the group up and set them at their archery practice.

  At the end of practice, once Alberich had gone back into the salle, virtually everyone lingered— and Skif didn't disappoint them. He presented the astonished Blue with the good-luck piece that had been the object of the bet, an ancient silver coin, so worn away that all that could be seen were the bare outlines of a head. The coin had been in a pocket that the Blue had fixed with a buttoned-down flap, an invention against pickpockets of his own devising, that he was clearly very proud of.

  In a panic, the boy checked the pocket. It was buttoned. He undid it and felt inside. His face was a study in puzzlement, as he brought out his hand.

  There was a coin-shaped lead slug in it.

  Skif flipped his luck piece at him, and he caught it amid the laughter of the rest of the group. He was good-natured about his failure— something Skif had taken into consideration before making the bet— and joined in the laughter ruefully. "All right," he said, with a huge sigh. "I'll fix your window."

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  As the Blue walked off, consoled by two of his fellows, Herald-Trainee Coroc slapped Skif on the back with a laugh. "I swear, it's as good as having a conjurer about!" the Lord Marshal's son said. "Well done! How'd you think of slipping him that lead slug to take the place of his luck piece?"

  Skif flushed a little; he was coming to enjoy these little tests and bets.

  Picking pockets was something he did fairly well, but he didn't get any applause for it out in the street. The best he could expect was a heavy purse and no one putting the Watch on him. This, however— he had an audience now, and he liked having an audience, especially an appreciative one.

  "I figured I'd better have something when Kris told me that Henk had been a-boasting over in the Compass Rose, an' told me I had to uphold the Heralds' side," Skif replied, with a nod to Kris. "We've all seen that luck piece of his, so it wasn't no big thing to melt a bit of lead and make a slug to the right size. After that, I just waited for him to say something I could move in on."

  "But when did you get the coin?" Coroc wanted to know. "I mean, Alberich broke us up right after he took the bet, and you didn't get anywhere near—"

  Coroc stopped talking, and his mouth made a little "oh" when he realized what Skif had done.

  "—you took it off him before the bet!" he exclaimed.

  "When there was all that joshing and shoving, sure," Skif agreed. "I knew he'd take the bet; after all that about his special pocket, he'd never have passed it up. He figured it'd be a secret I wouldn't reckon out, and I'd lose.

  But even if Kris hadn't told me, I'd have figured it anyway," he added.

  "The button shows, when you look right, and he ain't no seamstress, that buttonhole ain't half as tight as it could be." That last in a note of scorn from one who had long ago learned to make a fine buttonhole. "Anyway, I had to have the slug, 'cause I knew once he took the bet he'd be a-fingering that pocket t' make sure his luck piece was there."

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  "It's a good thing you haven't shown up a Gift other than moderate Thoughtsensing," Kris laughed, "or he'd have been accusing you of Fetching the thing!"

  Skif preened himself, just a little, under all the attention. If having Skif around was entertaining for his fellow Trainees, the admiration each time he pulled off something clever was very heady stuff for Skif. He'd begun beautifully, a couple of days after full classes resumed, when Kris's best friend Dirk had asked innocently where he'd come from and what his parents did. He'd put on a pitiful act, telling a long, sad, and only slightly embellished story of his mother's death, the near-slavery at his uncle's hands, his running away, and his tragic childhood in the slums near Exile's Gate. All the while, he was slowly emptying goodhearted Dirk's pockets.

  "But how did you live? " the young man exclaimed, full of pity for him.

  "How did you manage to survive?"

  By this time, of course, since everyone in the three Collegia loved a tale, he'd drawn a large and sympathetic audience.

  "Oh," Skif had said, taking Dirk's broad hand, turning it palm upwards, and depositing his belongings in it. "I turned into a thief, of course."

  Poor Dirk's eyes had nearly bulged out of his head, and this cap to a well-told tale had surprised laughter out of everyone else. Word very quickly spread, but because of the prankish nature of Skif's lifting, there wasn't a soul in Herald's Collegium, and not more than one or two doubters in Bardic and Healers', that thought him anything other than a mischief maker, and an entertaining one at that. Those few were generally thought of as sour-faced pessimists and their comments ignored.

  Not, Skif thought to himself somberly as he accepted the accolades of his fellows with a self-effacing demeanor, but what they mightn't be right about me, 'cept for Cymry.

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  people. And if anyone among the teachers thought differently, they were keeping their doubts to themselves.

  "Time to get to the baths," Kris reminded them. "Otherwise the hot water's going to be gone." That sent everyone but Skif on a run for their quarters.

  Skif lingered, not because he didn't care about getting a hot bath, but because Alberich had given him an interesting look that he thought was a signal.

  He made certain that no one was looking back at him, then sidled over to the salle entrance. Alberich was, as he had thought, waiting just inside.

  "Working, and working well, is your plan of misdirection," the Weaponsmaster observed calmly.

  "So far." Skif waited for the rest. There had to be more; Alberich wasn't going to give him a look like that just to congratulate him on his cleverness.

  "Would it be that you would know the voice of Jass' master, heard you it again?" Alberich asked.

  Skif felt a little thrill run through him. So Alberich was going to use him!

  He wasn't just going to have to sit around while the Weaponsmaster prowled the slums in his sell-sword guise.

  "I think so," Skif said, after giving the question due consideration. "But, he'd have to be talking— well, he'd have to be talking like he thought he was way above the person he was talking to."

  "Condescending." Alberich nodded. "That, I believe, I can arrange. There is to be a gathering of Lord Orthallen's particular friends tonight. Get you to that place without challenge, I can do. It is for you to get yourself into a place of concealment where you can hear and observe, but not be noticed."

  "Oh, I can do that!" Skif promised recklessly. "You just watch!"

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  "I intend to, since it will be myself at this gathering, as guard to Selenay with Talamir," Alberich replied. "I wish you at the door into the Herald's Wing at the dishwashing bell."

  He turned and retreated into the shadows of the salle, and Skif whirled and ran for the Collegium.

  He got his bath— lukewarm, but he hardly noticed— and ate without tasting his supper, in such haste that he came close to choking once. He was in place long before the bell rang, and Alberich, arriving early, smiled to see him there. And to see him in the uniform of a page, the pale-blue and silver that all of Selenay's pages wore.

  "Come," was all he said, and he didn't ask where Skif had gotten the uniform. As it happened, he hadn't stolen it, he'd won it, fair and square.

  Another little bet. He'd had the feeling that he might need it at some point, and he was still small enough to pass for one of the pages without
anyone lifting an eyebrow.

  Won't be able t'pull that much longer, though, he thought with regret. He'd learned a lot, impersonating a page in Lord Orthallen's service, and he hoped to learn more, slipping into the Palace proper.

  "I trust you know how to serve," Alberich murmured, as they walked together down the corridor, servants whose duty it was to light the lamps passing by them without a second glance.

  Skif just snorted.

  "I should like to note," Alberich went on, as they made a turn into the second half of Herald's Wing, "that I specified you be in a place of concealment."

  "Hide in plain sight," Skif retorted. "When does any highborn look at a page?"

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  to a Herald just emerging from his room; the other saluted him but showed no sign of wanting to stop and talk.

  "Can't see nobody's face from the rafters," Skif pointed out.

  They made another turning, into a section that looked immensely old, much older than the Collegium or the Wing attached to it. Skif looked about with avid curiosity; they must be in the Old Palace now, the square building upon which all later expansions had been founded. The Old Palace was rumored to date all the way back to the Founding of Valdemar, and it was said that King Valdemar had used the old magics that were only in tales to help to construct it. Certainly no one in these days would have attempted to build walls with blocks of granite the size of a cottage, and no one really had any idea how the massive blocks could have been set in place to the height of six stories. There were even rumors that the blocks were hollow and contained a warren of secret passages. Unlikely, Skif thought, but it would be impossible to tell, unless you knew where a door was, because the outer walls were at least two ells thick, and you could tap on them until you were a graybeard and never get a hollow echo.

 

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