I burned that batch of pancakes, but the bottomless pit, that is Jaye, even ate those too.
****
"You gonna put pants on anytime soon 'Blue Butt'?" I asked hopefully.
"Nope," he said happily as he sat on my couch with a plate of home made cookies in his lap, feet on my coffee table and my remote in his hand.
Hhhmm...isn't this what I was worried about him doing in the first place if he got too comfortable? Of course, when I pictured this scenario, I never imagined he would be naked...
"Move over 'Blue Butt'," I said as I plopped down on the couch next to him.
"I need to invest in a couch cover," I muttered and he chuckled, shoving another cookie into his mouth.
"No need to play coy Mouse, I know you like what you see," he said with an eyebrow wiggle and a wink. I laughed but didn't respond.
Of course I enjoy seeing all that blue male perfection, but I'm not going to let 'super ego' over there know it.
His head is inflated enough as it is.
He slung his arm around me and pulled me in close for a snuggle, cookie plate still in his lap. He kissed my forehead and I couldn't help but think 'this is nice'.
"Oops, got chocolate chip on you, those puppies are still hot," Jaye said, referring to the cookies I had just baked for us to munch on.
"If you had waited until they had cooled a little like I... Ack! Jaye!" I shrieked as Jaye leaned forward and licked the chocolate off of my forehead.
"Mmm, tastes even better on you little mouse," he said going in for another lick. I tried to dodge him, but he was too quick.
He pinned me to the couch and licked me from jaw to forehead.
"Jaye! Quit it! Ah! No, no! Don't you... Dare!" I squeaked as he smooshed a gooey cookie into my cleavage.
"Don't worry honey," he grinned mischievously.
"I'm a trained professional," he said pulling the top of my shirt down a little more. "Everything is under control," he said affecting a serious tone.
I giggled like a loon as he made his first sweep.
"Done this a lot have you Manwhore?" I couldn't help but ask.
"Never seen any beauties as grand as these canyons," he said lifting my breasts up and licking the tops of them through the exposed skin at the opening of my top. I gasped and grabbed at his hair, lacing my fingers through the thick blue mass and pulling him down towards me a little more.
"Mmm, you make me wild Mouse, like I want to claw your clothes off," he murmured, pulling up enough to study me through slumberous, passion filled eyes.
He fisted my shirt in his hands and started to pull at it.
A terrible tearing sound wrenched through the room and, before I could say anything, his lips descended on mine, fierce and possessive.
I nipped hard at his lips, causing him to jerk a little and softened it with a kiss and a lick to the seam of his mouth.
He growled encouragingly and started rubbing himself against me, almost like a cat, marking what's his. He reared up and started tugging at my pants frantically.
"Hold on there 'Blue Butt' you’re gonna ri....." 'rrriiip' and there went my jeans. "....them..." I said finishing off my now moot point.
Not that Jaye was listening anyways, he was too busy yanking my ripped pants off and tugging my underwear with them.
He tossed them behind him and leaned down, lining up our bodies. I ran my hands along his face and down his shoulders, taking him all in, enjoying the view.
"I love when you look at me like that temptress, all hot and bothered, you’re a fiery little thing, Mouse," he murmured, rubbing his face against my neck, nipping at my neck and shoulders.
He slid his leg between mine and I spread them wide, gasping when he put his full weight down on me, lining us up.
He rubbed the head of his erection at my entrance, slicking through my already wet folds, sliding up and down through them, lubing himself up. I pushed up a little to try and get him to enter me, but he retreated, groaning and pumping against me in a tease that soon had me writhing under him.
"Please... Jaye, I need...I need..." I begged between whimpers.
"You need what little mouse? Tell me?" he chuckled as he reached down between us to swirl his finger around my clit, alternating between rubbing me hard and fast, and soft and slow.
"I grabbed his ass and yanked him towards me, throwing him off balance and he started to topple sideways off the couch.
He grabbed me and yanked me against him, taking me with him.
He landed flat on his back with me on top and I looked at him, giving him an 'are you kidding me look'.
"Hey I'm not the one who got too frisky and started trying to buck me off like I'm a Deldrien bronc rider," he snorted and I gave him a dirty look.
"Don't look at me like that Mouse," he laughed. "If I'm going to go down, I'm taking you with me," he said giving my hips a squeeze.
I sat up and straddled him, sliding myself up and down, teasing the head of his cock, but never anything more, just a tease.
Let's see how he likes being teased, I thought to myself. I licked my way down his torso, stopping to bite at his nipples and lick the indentations in his abdominals.
I reached the juncture of his thighs and decided to bypass Jaye's happy place, taking his testicles into my mouth instead, and gently rolling my tongue over each one.
An idea came to me at that moment and maybe it's mean of me, or maybe it's my naughty streak, but I licked my finger, getting it good and wet and goosed him, at the same time I took his member into my mouth and swallowed as much as I could.
"Aawwwe... Ack! Darlah Mae!" he yelped and jumped up in shock.
He pushed at my shoulders until I released his penis with a wet pop and he pulled me up his body.
He rolled us until he was on top and pinned me, grabbing my hands and locking them together in one of his hands.
"Tsk, tsk, naughty Mouse," he purred, grinning at me lasciviously. I wiggled, trying to get my hands free, and he gave me a sexy smile as he rubbed himself against me.
"You want to play Mouse? I'll give you something to play with honey."
I could feel him hot and hard against my core as he started to enter me. It was slow going at first. Jaye is the biggest erm, lover I've ever had and I had to wonder, at the halfway point, if this was going to work.
"Jesus, Dar, it feels like you’re squeezing my dick," he growled, pausing to let me adjust to his size.
"So eloquent of you, Jayevellan," I giggled, trying to relax enough so my body could accommodate him.
"Think I'm funny, huh, I must be doing something wrong if you’re still capable of speech," he growled and started to pull out, pushing back into me, harder this time.
He gripped my hips and put my legs on his shoulders, keeping us joined. He started pounding into me, hard, hot and fast. I pulled him closer, leaning him towards me, bringing him right up against me, inside of me where I needed him most.
I became frantic, pushing up against him and begging incoherently.
He sped up even more and started pounding into me even harder, ruthlessly plowing into me. He found that special spot inside of me and when he hit it just right I shattered, my muscles convulsing around him, milking him as I came hard, my body shaking all over from the force of it.
He continued to pound into me, leaning far enough forward that my legs were now by my head. Sweat was glistening off of Jaye’s beautiful blue skin as he moaned my name over and over, his body moving ruthlessly towards his own climax. I leaned up enough to bite at his neck, licking and nibbling at the sensitive spot between his neck and shoulder, causing gooseflesh to break out all over his skin. I tightened my kegel muscles then, lengthening my own orgasm, causing another wave of muscle spasms to wrack me as Jaye followed me over, groaning deeply as my body’s internal muscles contracted around him rhythmically as he came. He kept pumping into me, until he stopped jerking inside of me and slumped against me in exhaustion when he'd finished.
We laid there
panting, in companionable silence, and the only coherent thought I had at the moment was 'that was awesome'.
Jaye
"Jaye?"
"Hhhmm," I mumbled from my new favorite spot, on top of my little mouse.
"Not that I'm not fond of this position or anything... but let go of my legs, 'Blue Butt', they're going numb," Dar giggled.
"Oh," I said and tried to sit up a little more.
I don't know how I didn't notice it at first, but my sweet little mouse is stuck to me... or should I say ...I'm stuck to her... erm... I’m stuck in her. I wonder how she feels about a short engagement, I mused.
I should probably be freaked out or something, about finding my soul mate, but I'm not. I'm actually, surprisingly content with fate’s choice for my bride. My little mouse is quite delightful, I’ve discovered recently, and upon reflection, I realize I’ve grown very fond of her these last few weeks.
For a Rellian we all have that one special person, the yin to our yang, a destined mate or 'soul mate'.
The one being who compliments you physically and mentally and when they consummate the relationship, the male swells and gets lodged inside the female, helping to ensure conception.
So, now I'm married and could possibly have gotten Dar pregnant... and it feels... right... like everything is the way it should be... like she was made for me. Great! Now I sound like a sap!
Next thing you know I'll be painting my nails and watching the women's channel with Mama and Auntie Nona.
I smirked at the thought.
There's one thing I didn't really take into consideration though... Darlah... How would she take the news? She'll probably be upset to find out she had the choice taken away from her, I reflected after a moment, and my smile fell.
Rellian law states that when a male identifies his mate and they consummate their union, it's a mated union. The human version of marriage.
She might reject me, I panicked. She might fight it, like Mol did with Neyenn.
Think Jaye! Your future with this woman depends on how you handle things. I racked my brain for a solution and came up blank. I won't tell her, I decided. I can just court her and let her think she chose me. Either way it's us, til death do us part. The details to all that are inconsequential right?
"Umm Jaye? Hello snap out of it," Dar said pulling me out of my thoughts.
"Hey, you ok?" she said looking anxious, her teeth worrying her bottom lip.
I smiled at her and kissed her nose, rubbing my face along her cheek and pretending to purr at her.
"Jaye you nut!" she laughed happily.
"What am I going to do with you Manwhore?" she sighed, feigning annoyance, but I knew better.
"Tame me, of course!" I exclaimed and started what would end up being emphatically referred to as 'round two'.
One Month Later
Give it to me straight
Molilah
"Jaye's been acting funny lately," Dar confided in me. We were having a girl’s day out, chatting and having lunch at this really cool Old Earth themed restaurant.
Everything was made to look like the nineteen fifties. Kudos to Dar on the find.
"What do you mean? Because, you know, normal for Jaye is well Jaye.... I don't think he has a 'normal'," I admitted and laughed.
"No, I mean, not even normal for Jaye," she said restlessly, a frown creasing her brow.
"When did he start acting different?" I asked, wondering if it was just her worrying or if Jaye was pulling away because he was tiring of Dar.
He may be my 'bestest friend ever' and I love him to death, but Jaye's never done relationships and Dar has 'relationship' practically stamped on her forehead.
I hope he knows what he's doing, I thought apprehensively.
"Well, uh... it was erm ..."Darlah paused and took a deep breath. "It was the day after we had sex," she blurted, turning three shades of red.
If she got any redder, the heat from her face was going to fog up her glasses, I thought absently.
I wasn't prepared to give it to her straight, but if need be I would, but first, the facts.
"Funny how?" I questioned her, starting my interrogation.
"He seems almost like something is bothering him and he doesn't want to tell me," she said worrying her lip with her teeth.
I took a sip of my soda, staring at it instead of her face.
"He's going to dump me isn't he?" she asked, her voice catching.
I looked up at her and my heart hurt for her, the look on her face, the unshed tears pooling in her eyes, and I realized something... I couldn't tell her. I'm a coward, so sue me, but I couldn't do it. Maybe I'm wrong and he's just stressed, I told myself, unconvincingly.
"If he was going to dump you, he would have done it," I said giving her fingers a reassuring squeeze.
"Okay, if you say so," she sniffed.
"I mean you're the 'best friend'," she said giving me a watery smile.
"In a way, you know him better than I do," she said on a laugh.
"I think it's that time of the month," she said wiping her eyes.
"I've been so weepy lately. Oh, and that's another thing! He's obsessed with dates... on calendars... and he keeps losing mine, my calendar that is. Weird right?" she shrugged, sipping her ginger ale.
I shrugged and sipped at my drink, feeling like pond scum. No pond scum on pond scum I thought as I gave another little shrug like 'who knows' and laughed too. Say 'hello' to Satan when you go to Hell for lying, Mol, I admonished myself.
****
"What the Hell! Are You Doing Jayeleebean!?!" I shouted at Jaye as I stormed into my house, straight from the restaurant.
Jaye was hanging out at my house with Ponne and Neyenn as they watched Eilahna and Saturday football. Amazing that the sport is still so popular after all these years, but there you go.
"Wha I yoo," he said startled, a mouth full of food, still chewing.
"YOU!" I said pointing at him, "In the kitchen! Now!"
Ponne and Neyenn started to snicker but stopped at my glare, all of the sudden watching Ellie play blocks was the most interesting thing ever.
"Hmmph," I said, heading into the kitchen.
"What are you doing Jaye?" I demanded.
"I don't know what you mean?" he said puzzled.
Hhhmmm, he seemed genuinely confused, guess I'm gonna have to help him out a little.
"Are you going to dump Dar?" I asked, cutting to the most pertinent of questions.
"WHAT!" he exclaimed, jumping up from the counter barstool.
"Who said that? I'll brain him!" he yelled and I frowned at that.
"She said your acting funny and she's worried you're going to leave her."
His expression went from sympathy to panic. He ran over to me and gripped my shoulders.
"What did you tell her Mol? What? You said 'no' right, right Mol?"
I grabbed his face and looked him straight in the eyes, "Chill Bill, you're freaking me out. Just breathe Jayeleebean... breathe... geez... I haven't seen you this worked up since... well, since Neyenn and I got stranded on the Planet of Natural Forestry..." I realized and frowned.
A niggling suspicion took root and I took stock of him then, his face, his expressions, our conversation, everything.
"You love her don't you," I said softly. Releasing the death squeeze I had on his cheeks, so he could respond.
"Yes," he said simply, clearing his throat uncomfortably.
"So then... what's the problem?" I asked truly baffled.
"She's my soul mate," he said quietly.
"Oh," I said and then, "Oooohhh," as understanding dawned. "And you haven't told her yet, I'm guessing. Umm... Why not? I'm confused here."
"I want her to feel like it's her choice. You know, for her to choose me?" he said imploringly, looking at me for understanding. "I don't want her to have any regrets, Mol."
He was completely sincere and I smiled at him, relieved.
"You should be careful, though, Jaye. She wo
n't take kindly to knowing you kept things from her and she will find out. We always do," I said warning him ominously.
"I planned on telling her after.... and I'm going to ask her to marry me. In fact I'm going to do it at Dad and Mama's get together tomorrow," he confessed happily and proceeded to show me the ring and everything.
"I'm so happy for you Jayeleebean, love you," I grinned giving him a quick hug in congratulations. Looks like my BFF is finally growing up!
"Love you to Mol," he replied, instantly, giving a hug back.
"I do have one question though..." I trailed off as I made my way to the fridge to grab a bottle of water. He waited patiently, looking at me expectantly for me to finish my question.
"How do you two... you know... without her figuring out that you’re uh... you know? Uh, Mmmm... you know what? I don't want to know... that would be too much sharing, even for the BFF," I laughed. "Forget I asked."
"Oh you know, Mol... the usual way," he said grinning lecherously. “I dazzle her with my scintillating wit," he said and guffawed at the look on my face.
I smacked him and laughed along with him. What a goof! At least some things never change I thought, nostalgically.
Then I thought about the past year and couldn't help but think that some changes were for the better.
I grinned at that, thinking about all the things I now have to be thankful for from those 'changes'.
"Oh, and Jaye?" I said while I still thought of it.
"Yeah Mol?"
"Fix your hair before you go, you look like a blue Pomeranian with it sticking up at all angles like that," I teased.
I could hear his laugh carry behind me as I made my way to the living room. I turned the corner and almost collided with someone.
I looked at the 'living wall' in front of me and grimaced inwardly.
"Can I help you snoopy?" I asked as I found Exinn skulking around the hallway.
When did he get here?
Ugh, I can't stand him, never could.
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