by Chuck Logan
She padded toward him, her bare feet sinking into the Persian carpet, and at twenty feet she engaged the eyes like a translated idea. Like art. At ten feet he could see the tiny suggestion of lines around the corners of her mouth and her eyes. Uh-huh. Surgeons had airbrushed some of that artwork. She had her fingernails dug in to the quick, hanging on to forty. But like LaPorte said, very well preserved. Maybe he saw a wisp of curiosity rise from the bored ashes in her eyes. Her lower lip bunched in a bittersweet smile and that’s where some of the lines got their exercise.
She misread his steaming bold stare and mocked him with an adult smile. “Wrong room, Cowboy. I keep the sex drive in the kitchen now, on the Cuisinart, right between chop and puree.”
Broker patiently tried to melt his agitation. Not fast enough.
She sighed. “Yes, Mr. Broker, I was a cheerleader and I can still do the splits and I was homecoming queen and I was Miss Baton Rouge and I even was the Sweetheart of Delta Chi. Eye-fucking. That’s one of your Vietnam words, isn’t it?”
He said, “I was in on the end. I missed the fun cultural nuances.”
“Well don’t get hot at me. I haven’t got it. It’s in there.” She pointed to the safe. “Seven ingots.” She dropped her eyes. “What happened to your hand?”
“Some geek tried to bite my thumb off resisting arrest.”
“Sounds like you got too close. Close could be dangerous,” she said, and watched his reaction.
Broker was thinking clearer now. Hiram the butler had kept him from leaving. Lola had been waiting for a chance to talk.
About what? He wondered if Lola liked her money cooked in blood like Cyrus and Bevode.
Cooler, he retreated to the safe and squatted and ran his hands over the door. “This is old.” He fingered the keyhole in the handle. “Takes a key.”
“It was forged in eighteen sixteen. Fourteen-hundred pounds of solid steel. According to the legend, cannon from Royale LaPorte’s ship were melted down to make it.”
Broker stood up and pointed to the portrait. “The pirate.”
Lola sat in the leather chair and crossed her knees in a silken swish.
“I boned up,” said Broker. “Royale LaPorte lost an arm fighting under Andy Jackson at the Battle of New Orleans. President Madison pardoned him. The books say he danced with Marie Laveau the voodoo queen and kept his severed left hand pickled in rum in a glass jar. The hand is said to continue with the LaPorte family to this day.”
Lola clapped her hands in slow applause. Very deliberately, Broker pointed at the ancient safe and raised his eyebrows.
She nodded. “Probably climbed out of its gory pot and is in there caressing those bars at this very minute.”
Broker glanced at the imposing painting on the wall. “Maybe the Hue gold’s the general’s way of sailing back into history to commune with his ancestors?”
“What a kind way to put it, Mr. Broker,” she said tartly. “The fact is that with the travel time on the boat, paying off the Greenpeace kids, bringing in the diving crew and the new undersea excavation equipment—you can tell Nina Pryce that Cyrus is barely breaking even with his seven bars of gold.”
“You know Nina Pryce?”
“I met her at the party the other night when she robbed the place. I remember the tattoo. It was out of place on her.”
“Do the Vietnamese have any idea?”
“You and I having a conversation about Cyrus’s business is dangerous.” It was a frank statement.
“Do they?” Broker repeated.
She folded her hands and raised them just under her chin. “No. This is a case where knowledge really is power. Do you feel powerful? With your treasure map?”
“The map’s a phony. I’m down here chasing wild geese.”
“Then you should be wondering why Cyrus would purchase your silence when he can insure it.”
Broker, unfazed, crossed the room and pointed to the whip on the wall. “What’s this?”
“Family heirloom. Cyrus’s great granddaddy used it to motivate the help.” She got up and walked to a closet in the wall of antlers. She opened the door and dug in a drawer and removed a frayed, discolored red silk hooded robe. “That whip was there, along with this, right next to old Bedford Forest when the order was founded.” The bittersweet smile crinkled the corners of her mouth. “I’m a little over the hill to be a princess, but I sure as hell married a dragon.” She cocked her head and he wondered how she got her hair to move in place all the time. Maybe it was a secret only taught to millionaires’ wives. “You always talk like this to strangers?” he asked.
“You know the Tennessee Williams line about us southern girls relying on the kindness of strangers.”
“She was a drunk and I ain’t Marlon Brando.”
“True. Brando has gone to fat. You don’t look like you ever will. Does it bother you that so many police officers have Michelin tires around their waists these days?”
Lola got up and mounted the dais and sat behind her husband’s desk. She opened the manila folder that LaPorte had referred to earlier and held up a sheet of paper. “On the other hand, Cyrus can’t resist a clean cop.” She folded her arms on the desk. “Another cop who was too good to be true stood in this office once. Cyrus knew Bevode Fret was so good that he was only one cold-blooded murder away from being very, very bad. You see, my husband has turned into a collector. Before I met him he used to collect medals and honors. But after that incident in seventy-five they were holding him back in the army. He decided he needed a trophy wife to talk up the generals’ wives at the club. And there I was, a Tulane graduate with two years of law school up against the financial wall so I was clerking in a firm downtown and he sized me up like a doll on a shelf and said, ‘I’ll take that one.’ He always said when he retired we’d raise a family. I think he started to come apart when the Berlin Wall came down.” She smiled bitterly. “That fucking wall was apparently holding up his character…”
She placed her palms together. “Well, we didn’t have a family. Instead he went through his antler phase. Cyrus has come a long way since he won those medals. Now he has a little bottle where he collects people’s souls.”
“Sounds like true love.”
She frowned. “I’ve lived with that man so long I’m not sure I’d recognize a good guy when he’s standing right in front of me.”
Broker shrugged.
“You are one of the good guys, aren’t you?” she asked. Broker started to laugh, but, seeing her serious expression, he stopped. She went on. “I mean, you wouldn’t really sell Nina out for money, would you?”
Broker shivered a little in the filmy heat. She was utterly unreadable as, he supposed, he was. It gave them an odd intimacy.
She shook her head. “Poor Broker. Standing there thinking you’re touching bottom.”
“No. I was recently disabused of that illusion,” he said.
“Then you know you’re standing on a dying man’s shoulders.”
“Jimmy Tuna,” said Broker.
She nodded. “When Jimmy goes, so do you, and so does young Nina Pryce.” You could bury empires in Lola’s sad, empty eyes.
“You have any suggestions?” asked Broker.
She said, “I’ve been married to Cyrus LaPorte for fifteen years and this house is full of lies I raised from infancy. I suggest you start telling somebody the truth.”
Broker met her gaze. He stood far from home, on alien ground, surrounded by whips, skulls, twisted antlers, and an eight-foot-tall, one-armed pirate.
31
LOLA LEFT THE DESK, TURNED HER BACK ON HIM, and walked to the window, where she gazed down on the wedding crowd. “I wonder if she has any idea what she’s getting into?” she mused.
“You calling me a liar?” Broker enunciated.
She faced about, leaned back on the windowsill, and the gauzy curtains enfolded her like embroidered wings. “Hardly. I’m calling you honest.”
They stared at each other for a full minute.
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She continued. “Honest and I’d say pretty dumb. You’re way off your beat. This is New Orleans and you’re messing with Cyrus LaPorte. You can disappear like that.” She snapped her fingers. “And the sewers wouldn’t even belch.”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said Broker. “Looks to me like the palace guard is down to one coked-up kid making sure nobody steals the stairs. And I’ve got the general’s pet creep in a jail up north. Am I missing anything?”
She leaned back. “Ah, you mean the boys. The boys are in sunny Vietnam, diving and watching over the boat.”
“That leaves one naked general.”
Lola inclined her head. “Really.”
Broker stared, pointed at the safe, waited a moment and said, “How’s the addition so far?”
She walked in the direction of his eyes, stopped and traced the circle of the bullwhip on the wall. Her finger traveled down the suspended lash and touched the top of the safe. “Are you really that bold, Mr. Broker?”
“How alone are we? What about the punk on the stairs?” he asked.
“Virgil Fret,” she said with distaste, “is driving Cyrus across town to commit adultery with some bimbo milkmaid.”
“There’s lawyers. This thing called divorce.”
“Cyrus is old fashioned. You know, ‘till death do us part.’”
Broker cocked his head.
Lola’s smile was practical. “I haven’t wasted a word or a dollar since I turned twenty-one years old. So listen very carefully. That painting up there is not symbolic. You’re among pirates, Mr. Broker. Cyrus plans to kill you and Nina as soon as you lead him to that poor dying convict. Which is the risk you run for your high adventure. But I’m not having anything like an adventure and the fact is—he plans to kill me, too.”
She paused to let Broker evaluate her words, which were veined with intrigue and not necessarily going in the direction of sincerity. Then she caressed the old safe with her palm. “Have you ever seen fifty pounds of pure gold that’s been cradled in the salt sea? It’s better than diamonds.”
She left the safe and walked toward the doorway to the hall. “Now I have to shower and get dressed. That should take about fifteen minutes. I suggest you use the time well. I’ve told the officers downstairs that you’re my guest so they won’t interfere.” She paused at the door. “There’s nothing on the third floor. That’s where I live.”
Broker stared at the safe. He hadn’t stolen anything since he got caught shoplifting comics at Nestor’s Drug Store when he was nine.
Best way to hurt a fucking pirate. Take his gold.
It involved getting in. Getting out. And a key. Once he’d established that he was alone on the second floor he peeked into the bedrooms and checked the French doors and windows for evidence of motion detectors. None. He went into the bathroom and urinated. After he washed his hands he eased open the linen closet and saw a 12-gauge shotgun nestled among the towels and sheets. It was loaded with buckshot. Remington, not Westinghouse, was the local security system.
He walked down the stairs, avoided a room full of wedding guests at a wet bar, and went out on the pool deck and continued on past a three-car garage to the side street driveway. His eyes inspected the heavy wrought-iron fence.
A flushed woman in a bale of lavender lace tumbled up to him. “Are you the help for setting up the band?” she asked breathlessly. Her cheeks were rouged with excitement and champagne.
“Take off,” growled Broker. The woman flared the whites of her eyes and departed.
He tracked the iron lilacs and his eyes stopped at a thick tangle of vines that engulfed the fence in the corner by the pool. No cameras. No sensors. No dogs. Probably a few armed good ole boys usually hung out here. But more than that. Reputation guarded the place. Nobody in town would be dumb enough to incur LaPorte’s disfavor.
Broker, of course, didn’t live here.
On the way back in he studied the twisted oak that grew up over the hedge and shaded the house. One of its Spanish moss-draped branches curled next to the gallery off LaPorte’s study. A sturdy drainpipe ran down the corner of the house. But would it hold a heavily laden man? Probably not. The tree was more reliable.
He went back inside and walked past an unconcerned uniformed patrolman who leaned against the staircase, lifted a fork from a plate of food, and nodded. Upstairs, he padded the hall for a closer look at LaPorte’s bedroom at the end of the hall. Inside he saw a king-sized bed with fresh sheets turned down, a long gun cabinet, and two sets of mounted antelope horns on the wall next to a Frederic Remington cavalry print. Nothing in the room or in the long closet suggested that Lola LaPorte slept there.
He glanced up and down the hall and slipped into the master bedroom. He slid open the drawer on the bedside table and saw the dull gleam of gun metal, a snub .38 Smith. Some change, some business cards. Didn’t figure he’d leave the key to the safe just laying around.
Probably kept it with him all the time.
There were three other bedrooms on the second level. In the first one the bed and furniture were stockaded with sheets. When he opened the second door he hesitated on the threshold, stayed by a potent sense of trespass.
The room contained an ornate, white wicker bassinet, a cradle, a changing table, and a baby bed bundled with a gaily colored bumper and matching quilt and pillow. The furniture items and the shelves on the wall were piled with a Noah’s Ark of stuffed animals and dolls. A glider rocking chair and ottoman were positioned in the corner by the window. Next to the chair he noticed a basket full of children’s books. He could read the title of the top book, Baby Bug. A little boy and a little girl played with a rabbit on the cover.
Someone used this room. It was spotlessly maintained and the smell of freshly ironed cotton hugged the sunlight filtering through the fluffy curtains. Broker backed into the hall and slowly closed the door. He wondered if he had just stumbled into the dungeon where Lola LaPorte visited her emotions.
Okay. He reminded himself. It’s all too easy. They were tricky folks. But so was he.
The third bedroom adjoined LaPorte’s and was unvisited by the cleaning staff.
A bench and a set of weights were strewn around the unmade king-size bed and a stipple of suspicious stains stiffened the sheets. Candystripe Calvin Klein briefs and a pile of socks lay in a corner. The dresser drawers were askew and a silk T-shirt draped from one of them. There were a dozen suits cloaked in cellophane from a dry cleaner in the closet, and a dozen pairs of shoes lined up below them. A rainbow of expensive silk ties littered the door. He went in.
The walls were bare except for a yellowed newspaper clipping that had been matted and expensively framed under glass. Broker went closer and read the sentiment that was scrawled on the mat paper. “To Bevode. Happy birthday—Cyrus.”
The folio line announced the Picayune, an incomplete date, August; it looked like 1880 something.
Fragments of a story about a Cholera epidemic ran off the clipping. The headline read: HOW TO TELL WHETHER A PERSON IS DEAD OR ALIVE.
Apply the flame of a candle to the tip of one of the great toes of the supposed corpse, and a blister will immediately rise. If the vitality is gone, this will be full of air, and will burst with some noise if the flame be applied to it a few seconds longer; if life is not extinct, the blister will be full of matter and will not burst.
Broker sniffed. Bevode Fret’s room had the polecat funk of marsh grass where a big animal had lain and soaked up a belly full of meat. A keen ray of something Broker hadn’t smelled in a long time—fingernail polish—cut across the tiger-house scent. He turned. Lola, silent on barefeet, stood in the doorway wearing a simple, sleeveless white cotton dress. Her wet hair was pulled tight against her skull and she had painted her fingernails a livid funereal purple. “Our child’s room,” she said with icy contempt.
Lola’s fingernails rattled an anxious tattoo on LaPorte’s shiny, massive teak desk.
“Cyrus believes that manageable people have handles.
The handle allows them to be controlled. You and Nina have handles until Tuna is found. I’m afraid I never grew any. No handles. You get dropped.”
Broker’s eyes roved the walls and he wondered how many years she’d spent collecting and decorating this house for Cyrus LaPorte’s pleasure. What plans she’d made here…
When she’d come up from the pool, even a little lathered from exercise, her makeup had still been precisely applied. Now, with her hair limp and wearing nothing on her face except her skin, she looked drawn and vulnerable to the harsh Louisiana light that hunted shadows around her cheeks, the edges of her lips, and the corners of her eyes.
The gruesome painted fingernails continued to chatter on the wood. “Please say something, Mr. Broker,” she demanded.
“How do you know he wants to get rid of you?” said Broker.
“Bevode told me.” She pushed the button for service. Hiram appeared almost instantly. “Could we have some coffee, Hiram, out on the gallery?” she said.
“Sure, Miss Lola,” said the decrepit old man affectionately. “I make it good and thick for you and the genman.”
When they were alone again she went out on the gallery and leaned on the railing. When he stood beside her she looked at him from the corner of her eye and chose her words carefully. “Nina is in danger. Cyrus believes the way to Tuna lies through her,” she said.
“She’s covered,” said Broker.
“I hope you’re right. But the price Cyrus pays for luring you down here is having Bevode off the field. Perhaps Tennessee Williams is apropos.”
“Go on.”
She held up her right hand and stared at her palm. “My grandmother read my palm when I was twenty-one. See this line? It’s the lifeline. Mine branches, one fork ends, the other continues on into this happy nest of wrinkles.” She cocked her head and placed her left index finger on the small juncture of creases in her skin. “I’m right here, right now. With you.”