by Laurel King
The Matchmaker Medium
By
Laurel King
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Chapter One
The first time I talked to a ghost, I was five.
Of course, at the time, I didn’t realize she was a ghost. I thought she was just another girl in the bathroom, washing her hands. She looked normal to me, in her little jean shorts and pink t-shirt with a big flower on the front. Her pigtails were braided and really long, hanging down her back, the way I wished my hair would. My stupid hair was all poufy and curly, never laid down flat or looked right. I hated my hair.
I saw her when I opened the stall door to walk out into the main bathroom, as she leaned over the open hand-washing thing that always had water coming out of it. I loved that washing fountain thing.
“Hey,” I said, doing my best to be polite but not too weird. It was only my second week in school, so I was still pretty shy and didn’t know what to say or do most of the time.
She didn’t answer, just kept washing her hands, like she didn’t even hear me.
Rude.
“I said, hey,” I insisted, “you’re supposed to answer back.” Then I touched her on the arm.
She squiggled a little. Not like a squirmy kid that won’t hold still. More like a show on the TV when there’s a storm outside and it’s about to cut off. Like she was the TV show.
I froze. Even at the age of five, I knew something wasn’t right.
She stopped with the hand washing, settled back on her heels, her soapy-wet hands dangling at her sides, dripping all over the floor and her shoes. I mean, I saw the drops of water falling, and the floor was wet.
Her mouth opened a little, like she was about to talk—then she squiggled again, and closed it. She slowly lowered her head, looking real sad, her lip all pouty like someone told her she couldn’t have any of the yummy ice cream in her bowl.
That’s when I looked closer at her face, making my eyes a little squinty because I forgot my glasses again. I hated my stupid, gross glasses.
Wait a second, I thought, is that her?
“Isabella?” I said, my voice echoing.
She jerked her head up, fast, like I poked her with a sharp stick. Her eyes got really wide, and her shoulders rose as she took a really big breath to…
Her scream didn’t make any sounds. I could see her screaming but I couldn’t hear anything. Goosebumps jumped onto my arms and legs and everywhere, while she just screamed and screamed for—practically ever. When she finally stopped, we both just stood there looking at each other.
After a while, my goosebumps finally went away, and she just looked around the bathroom like she forgot something. That’s when I decided to help her.
“They’re looking for you, y’know.”
She looked at me so sad, shrugged her shoulders a little, nodded.
“Guess I should tell them you’re in here.”
She shook her head real, real slow, staring at me the whole time.
“Why not?”
A raised eyebrow, bratty little smile, like she was telling me ‘duh’.
Hmm.
The principal had talked to all of us in the cafeteria that morning, using the microphone so everybody in the school could hear. He was really tall and really dark brown with this really big poof of hair on his head, so I liked him on the first day because we both had stupid hair. He shook my hand when I walked up to the school so he was one of those ‘okay’ grownups that aren’t too weird. But when he talked in the microphone about Isabella, he sounded kind of sleepy or babyish or something, like he swallowed a bug and he was trying not to barf.
“Children, one of our friends has been—lost. There is nothing to be scared of, we just need your—help. If you see Isabella, you are to run and find the nearest grownup—a teacher, or playground aide, or even Mr. Morris when he’s helping keep our school beautiful. No matter what, you grab the nearest adult helper, and tell them!” His voice sort of did a hiccup-thing when he said the last part. I guess he was pretty excited and sleepy at the same time.
“But Principal Davis said if anyone saw you, we had to run and tell a grownup.”
Shaking her head again, picking at a Band-Aid on her hand with little pink hearts on it.
She knows they won’t believe me. I started huffing and puffing, breathing faster, squishing my hands to fists, getting madder and madder. Grownups never listen to kids. They tell us all this stuff, but then they never listen when we talk. I hate it!
“I’m gonna make them believe me!” I yelled, stomping my foot on the ground, splashing water onto my legs. “Just wait!”
Really mad now, I stormed out of the bathroom, slamming the door wide open. I ran-walked down the hall, trying to go fast without getting in trouble for running. Looking up and down the hall, into the little windows on the classroom doors.
Of course there’s never a stupid grownup around when you need one! They’re always there to boss everyone, but you can never find them when you want to. Stupid grownups.
“Amber?”
I spun around to see who it was, feeling like steam was coming out of my head, like Donald Duck in the cartoons. It was my teacher, Miss Melody. She was super young so she told us to use her first name, but nobody would because she was a grownup and it was just—wrong.
“Miss Melody!” Anger suddenly forgotten, I ran into her arms, bawling like a stupid sissy baby, “Isabella! I saw her! She’s—she’s down there!” Pointing back the way I came, towards the bathroom, my whole body shaking and snot running out of my nose, my eyes blurry.
“What? Oh, my God! You saw her? Where? Where is she, Amber?” Sounding hyper, her eyes really big, she was looking all over the place, like she forgot I was totally squished into her belly, wiping tears and snot everywhere.
“There! In the bathroom!” I yelled, pointing at the door.
“Come on, let’s make sure she’s all right, Amber!” she dragged me by my hand, practically running to the bathroom. If I wasn’t so scared, I would’ve laughed at how funny she looked running to the bathroom, like she had to pee really bad.
She slowed down right when we got to the door, putting her hand on it really slow.
“Isabella?” she asked. Nothing.
“Are you sure she’s in there?” she asked me.
I nodded, wiping my face with my sleeve.
She turned back toward the door, slowly pushing it open, looking up and down and around, but really sneaky-like.
Like she’s playing hide-and-seek, I thought. My goosebumps were back.
When we were both finally all the way in the bathroom, I realized it was empty. I mean, sure, Isabella could’ve been hiding in one of the stalls, but I knew she wasn’t.
“Isabella? Sweetie, you can come out now, it’s okay. I know you’re scared but we just want to let your mommy know you’re all right.” She opened each stall door, looking underneath each one first.
Is Miss Melody scared of something? I squished her hand even harder. When grownups are scared, it means something really bad is happening.
She finally looked in the last stall and found—nothing. Turning to look at me, her eyebrows smooshed down all mad, like my dad does when he catches my brother in his tools.
“Amber�
�is there something you want to tell me?” letting go of my hand, crossing her arms in front of her.
“About what?” I asked.
“About Isabella.”
“She was just here. Maybe she left?”
“To go where, exactly?” Miss Melody sure wasn’t very happy, now.
“Well, I don’t know,” I said, starting to get a little mad, myself.
She stood there squinting her eyes at me, started tapping her foot, looking around and thinking.
“Okay, Amber, time to go back to class.”
She grabbed my hand, yanked open the door, and dragged me back down the hall to the office.
“Hey, Lisa, could you tell Mr. Davis I need to see him real quick?”
The secretary was a mean fat lady, who always wore clothes that were way too tight.
“He’s on the phone. Maybe you should come back later, Melody.”
“I appreciate that he’s a busy man, but this is a bit of a situation.”
“Oh, all right,” she said. Getting out of her chair ended up being a lot harder than even I thought it would be. She squished and swiveled, turned and pushed, then finally grunted really loud as she popped out like the dough in one of those twisty-biscuit cans in the grocery fridge section.
“You just tell Mr. Davis the truth, now, Amber,” Miss Melody said really quiet, just as he walked out of his office.
“Miss Anderson, what can I do for you and…Amber, isn’t it?” he looked right at me, smiling big. I nodded my head and looked away, feeling guilty but not sure why.
“Yes, well, Principal Davis, we have a problem. Amber, here, told me she saw Isabella in the bathroom.”
His smile disappeared in a flash, replaced by a super-serious, grownup look.
“You did?” he looked into my eyes, surprised but—hoping.
I nodded my headed really fast, so he would know it was true.
“And was she there?”
Miss Melody shook her head.
“Hmm,” he said, rubbing his chin with his hand and looking kind of sad. “You didn’t see her at all?”
“No, Mr. Davis,” Miss Melody said, shifting her eyes to me for a second, then back to him.
“Well, that’s a problem. A real problem,” he said. “Are you sure you saw her, Amber?”
“Yes!” I said, way too loud. All the grownups were staring at me now, even the mean secretary who was about to shove a piece of chocolate in her mouth. Gross.
“I see,” he said, “Lisa, would you get the police department on the phone, please? Chief Bennett should do.”
“Yes, sir,” she said, dropping the chocolate back into the box on her desk.
* * * *
“So, you were the only one who saw her?”
Chief Bennett looked at me with his nice grandpa eyes while I crunched on my lollipop.
“Yep.” Swinging my legs, wondering why everyone was just standing around instead of looking for Isabella.
He closed the little notebook in his hand, put his pen back in the pocket of his police shirt, and stood up. “Thanks for your help, Amber. It’s always important to tell grownups the truth.”
I watched as he went over to Principal Davis. They whisper-talked in the corner for a few minutes, pointing this way and that way, looking at me a couple of times. Miss Melody was talking to another police officer, who was writing stuff in his own little notebook.
“Amber Lynn Green, how many times have I told you to stop that lying!”
Crud, I thought, mama.
My mother came busting into the office with her perfect hair shining, her dress the brightest blue I’d ever seen, high heels click-clacking on the floor.
“Mrs. Green, thank you for coming,” Principal Davis said, holding his hand out to shake. Mama ignored it; she said principals and secretaries were ‘the help’ and wouldn’t touch them.
“Mama, I saw the girl—“
“Hush!” she yelled, rushing over to put her white-gloved hand over my mouth.
“I’m sorry, Mr. Davis, this girl just doesn’t know when to be quiet,” she said, trying to pull me up off the chair and push me out the door at the same time.
“Not to worry, ma’am, we have the police looking into things, but we thought it might be better for everyone if she just went home for the rest of the day,” he said, trying to smile a little.
“I totally agree,” mama said.
Great, I’m in big trouble, now, I thought, watching her as she glared at me in her meanest look ever. She snatched the lollipop out of my hand and dropped it into the metal trash can on the way out the door with a loud clang!
“You are in so much hot water when we get home, young lady!” she whisper-yelled at me, crunching my hand in hers as she waved and said nice-sounding things on the way out of the school.
When we got out to the car, she wouldn’t even look at me, slamming the door and throwing her pocket book into the back seat, shoving the keys in and starting the engine with a loud vroom!
She turned and looked at me, her face red and kind of sweaty, “Lying is bad enough, but lying about this is just pure evil, Amber Lynn.”
I couldn’t move. She never talked to me like that. Sure, she got mad at me for making a mess or lying about how many cookies I ate, but never this kind of mad.
She pulled the stick shift, stomped her foot on the gas, and the tires made a squealing sound on the way out of the parking lot. I watched the trees and houses passing by my window, forehead pressed against the glass.
Grownups are stupid, I thought for the millionth time.
After a while, I started feeling sleepy. I turned to settle onto the cool leather of the long back seat, when I saw her. Isabella was sitting across from me in the back seat, by the opposite window, watching stuff just like I was.
That’s when I knew. Isabella didn’t leave the bathroom, she disappeared from the bathroom.
“Are you—”
She turned, lifted her pointer finger to her lips, and told me one of the oldest kid secrets of all time: Shhhhhhh.
I looked at her shushing me with no sound, then looked at mama sitting in the driver’s seat with her mad face, and made up my mind.
I’m never telling anyone I can talk to ghosts, ever again.
If only I had kept my own promise.
Chapter Two
“Wow, that’s one funky story, white girl,” Jamal said, in his best pimp voice.
“Shut up, Jamal. At least I finally told you about my first time.” I drained the last few drops from my coffee cup and glanced at the digital clock on my desk: 8:59 p.m. Quitting time.
For a spirit guide, Jamal was pretty annoying. Sure, he was funny and smart, and even helpful most of the time. But when he got in this super-pimp mode, it was all I could do to keep from strangling him. Not that it would’ve mattered much; he was already dead.
“Come on, girl, don’t be such a drag. You know I meant a different kind of first time,” he said, strolling across the room in his classic pimp-walk style. Even though he had been my spirit guide for almost five years, I never got tired of looking at him in his hundreds of different ‘pimp outfits’. Butterfly collars, in zebra print or plaid, colored in every shade of brown or one of his too-bright reds, greens, and blues. He even wore tall platform shoes, wide-brimmed hats, huge sunglasses, and used a shiny cane now and again. No matter how dead he was, Jamal was always dressed to impress.
“Knock it off already,” I said, walking around my tiny office/front room, turning off lamps and locking doors and windows along the way. Although I had only opened my little ‘psychic matchmaker’ shop a little over a year ago, I was already settled into a nice routine. After growing up with a neurotic military officer’s wife for a mother, routine was a blessing I never took for granted.
“You know, I think you should go out tonight. Get you a piece of the ack-shun,” he said, swiveling his hips and moving his feet in some pretty decent dance moves. Well, decent for the seventies, anyway. Poor guy died du
ring the height of the disco craze, so he was sort of stuck in Saturday Night Fever for all eternity.
“Nah, I’m more of a homebody now,” I said, gathering my purse and the current library book I was devouring. Yeah, I’m one of those people: the ones who know the library hours by heart, and the staff on a first-name basis.
I walked out the back door, pushed it shut and locked both locks. There had been a recent rash of break-ins, so I was a little more careful than normal, testing each one, pulling and twisting for good measure.
“I think you got it locked down tight, foxy mama,” he said, as he materialized through the back wall.
“Show off,” I said.
“Jealous,” he shot back. It’s kind of our thing; one of those inside-joke things.
I was walking to my car, keys in hand, trying to decide what the hell to do with my life, when my cell phone rang, the sounds of Miles Davis’ Blue in Green wailing across the parking lot.
“I’m never gonna get hip to that thing,” he said, shaking his head and walking far enough away that he could pretend it didn’t exist. Jamal was still not too keen about some of the ‘modern day’ conveniences. I can’t keep track of all the times he told me to go find a pay phone and ‘drop a dime’ in the past few years. Pretty hilarious, considering pay phones are almost non-existent and the few that do exist cost at least seventy-five cents.
“Hello?”
“Is this, um, Amber? Amber Green?”
“That depends.”
“On what?”
“On who you are.”
Silence.
“Are you still there?” I snapped. No one was supposed to call me after 9 P.M. for business reasons, so I was already irritated.
“Yes, I’m here,” the voice had lowered to a whisper. The woman sounded like she was trying to decide something.
“How did you get this number?” I asked, mentally running through a short checklist of people who I would be yelling at, as soon as this call was over.
“From a friend. Your friend. Well, my friend who said they’re your friend.”