by C. D. Gorri
Sammi and the Jersey Bull
Furry United Coalition Newbie Academy
C.D. Gorri
Copyright © 2021, C.D. Gorri
Cover Art © 2021 Dreams2Media
Produced in Canada
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Contents
Acknowledgments
Author’s Note
Introduction
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Epilogue
An Unofficial Glossary & Acronym Appendix
Also by C.D. Gorri
About the Author
Acknowledgments
Here I go again! I can’t tell you how super-blessed I feel to write in EveL Worlds! THANK YOU Eve Langlais for letting me play in your sandbox!
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Xoxo, C.D.
P.S. A special thank you to the amazing Jess Ripley for letting me pick your beautiful brain about Canadian legal documents and your input on the Queen scam. You rock! xoxo
Author’s Note
Hello Awesome Readers!
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Thank you for grabbing this FUC Academy story. I am such a huge fan of this world created by the incomparable Eve Langlais and am truly honored to take part in this venture. I hope you enjoy reading about a Jersey Bull with questionable familial affiliations and a prickly hedgie who sure as heck turns out to be his mate!
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I look forward to adding more to the series soon!
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Happy reading!
Xoxo,
C.D. Gorri
Introduction
A hedgie charged with identity theft. A bull with questionable familial associations. Tofu Taco Tuesdays are about to get real at FUC Academy.
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A FUCN’A graduate, Samantha Andrews is eager to rise in the ranks. The thing is she’s kinda sorta allergic to violence. In other words, things get prickly when this hedgie sniffs danger.
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When a position opens on campus, she jumps at the chance. Say hello to the new Conflict Resolution & Situation De-escalation Counselor!
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Of course, acting as a shoulder to lean on for new cadets isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Longing for more, she isn’t prepared for her reaction when a stranger comes to FUCN’A. Especially when he accuses her of criminal activity!
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Sergio Gravino is just another PRIC visiting the Rockies as far as anyone knows. His real mission is to find the identity thief who has left one shifter brutally injured.
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Hot on his target’s trail, imagine Sergio’s shock when his prime suspect turns out to be his mate.
Can Sammi convince him she’s innocent?
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Does this premise and world seem familiar? That’s because it is based off the Eve Langlais Furry United Coalition. Eve Langlais has invited her author friends to come and play in her world. To find out more, visit worlds.EveLanglais.com.
Prologue
“I was just wondering why we still use the image of a scarab to represent SCAR, sir” Harrison Greymole looked down nervously as he addressed his master. “I mean the detectives now associate us with the beetle.”
“Beetle? Did you say beetle? The scarab is sacred, Harrison,” Dr. Wembley Ranklinger the sixth growled at him between clenched teeth as he worked.
The leader of Shifter Capture Alteration and Removal, or SCAR, came from a long line of doctors dedicated to protecting humanity by destroying the terrible shifter infestation that was endangering the world.
After months of experimentation and rehabilitation, Harrison finally understood just how lucky he was to have been chosen by the man standing next to him. And to think, he had been cured with no pain or permanent malformation, unlike some of the good doctor’s experiments.
Well, mostly. There was the unfortunate crisscrossed scarring on his face, neck, and stomach. But those could all be corrected with plastic surgery. He was sure of it. His master would not leave him to remain permanently on the outskirts of society because of the necessary procedures used to cure him.
Dr. Ranklinger was a genius and a kind man motivated by his desire to keep the world safe for humankind. Harrison did so want to aid him.
He watched his master, currently bent at the waist, butt in the air, and head cocked to the side, as he continued to work. An odd angle for sure, but it in no way decimated Harrison’s respect and affection for the man. Even if Dr. Ranklinger did recently cut the star tip right off the former mole shifter’s nose, leaving a gaping hole in his face that was difficult to look at.
He made us better. He made us human, and to be human is to be perfect.
Shhh. He scolded that part of him that still tried to communicate every now and again.
Had to keep that under wraps. The doctor would put him back in the experimentation process, and Harrison had enough treatment. He was perfect now.
Yes, he was sure of it.
“We use the scarab because, Harrison,” grunted the good doctor, “it is tradition.”
“Of course, sir.” Harrison nodded.
He watched as Ranklinger slid a pair of protective goggles over his eyes, making his soulless black peepers appear ten times the size they normally were. Then his master used a precision laser pen to cut the image of the scarab used to represent SCAR into the cornerstone of the warehouse where they’d performed their latest experiments.
“Did you call the hotline yet, Harrison?”
“I called in the tip earlier today. By the time those PRICs decipher it, we will be long gone. But have you finished with the female already, master?”
“I have. My goal with her is different from the others.” Ranklinger chuckled, and Harrison nodded with glee.
Oh, the honor! As a lowly mole shifter, Harrison had never been included in activities the other supernaturals in his hometown had taken part in. He was often overlooked. Lonely and alone, that was how he’d lived.
Until Dr. Ranklinger. He alone saw Harrison’s value. Calling Harrison into his service and showing him his true purpose! To aid the secret organization that worked toward the complete abolishment of shifters!
Yes. Harrison Greymole was hashtag blessed, as the normals often said on their little social media platforms.
Such clever creatures recording every instance of their lives to share with the entire world. Shifters did not have that freedo
m. How pathetic for them to have to hide. Dr. Ranklinger was right. They would be better off gone. Wiped clean from history.
“I will show that PRIC what it means to mess with me.” Dr. Ranklinger gritted his yellowed teeth.
“Excellent, sir!” Harrison applauded his master’s plan.
Still, he wondered if the genius doctor should have maybe set the timer for the minor explosion to go off a little later in the night. As it was, they were cutting it close.
The crash and boom of the small dirty bomb that Harrison had built suddenly went off in the tiny office he’d cleaned out earlier that day.
Well, he’d mostly cleaned it out. After all, the explosion would take care of the rest of the mess he’d left behind. He was sure of it.
There was just so much to do in one day! It was difficult being a human minion.
The force of the blast sent Dr. Ranklinger and Harrison flying backward onto the dirty, broken asphalt of the parking lot behind the abandoned warehouse.
“Dammit, Harrison. I said set the timer for eight minutes to ten!”
“Oh,” Harrison squeaked, a remnant of his former shifter days before Dr. Ranklinger had found and cured him. “I thought you said ten to eight. My humble apologies, master-”
“Don’t call me master! I am a doctor, Harrison. Dr. Ranklinger!”
Yes. He was a doctor. An educated man. Unlike Harrison Greymole, the poor janitor who worked in the building where Ranklinger’s old condominium was located.
Harrison didn’t recall seeing a diploma from any medical school anywhere in Dr. Ranklinger’s Place of Operations. That was POO for short.
Well, er, at any rate, Harrison was trying out the nickname. Having invented it himself, he was proud of the rather clever acronym.
“Let’s go, Harrison”—Ranklinger snapped his fingers at his minion—“before someone comes.”
“Yes, sir. Right away, sir.” Harrison scurried. “Let’s hurry back home to POO!”
Dr. Ranklinger slapped himself on the forehead. Uh-oh. Harrison knew that did not bode well for his immediate future.
Sigh. He was sure to get dog food for supper again. But he’d had worse. At least he was sure he must have. Why else would he be there? He turned his head to the good doctor, who was snapping again, directly in Harrison’s face.
“How many times do I have to tell you not to call it that?” Ranklinger shouted as they hurried away to where they’d left the car.
Dust and debris scattered with the wind across the lot and sidewalk. The sting of black smoke billowing out from the warehouse made his lungs burn and his eyes tear.
Master was right. He was always right. Another explosion sounded.
Squeak!
“Hurry, you useless rodent!” Ranklinger snarled, “We need to leave before that PRIC arrives!”
“Yes, maste-, I mean, yes, Doctor.” Harrison scurried behind him. He wondered why his master always called him a rodent, when he was clearly an insectivore.
He only hoped the little mouse would be okay. Harrison was useless, as the doctor said, but he was not a murderer.
He bit his fingernails and silently wished for the PRICs to come fast.
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A few hours later…
Agents and firefighters scrambled to control the blaze currently burning its way through an empty section of warehouses in one of the worst parts of the neighborhood.
It was a good thing the shifter organization known as Private Resourceful Investigative Contractors, known as PRIC for short, intercepted the call before the locals could seize command.
Humans tended to muck things up when supes were involved. Sergio sucked in a breath of clean fresh air upon emerging from one of the burning buildings. He looked down at the bundle in his arms and frowned.
The female was unconscious from smoke inhalation but otherwise seemed unharmed. He had no doubt from the pictures her brother, fellow PRIC Detective Tony Leeds, had sent every member of their agency that this was, in fact, the missing mouse shifter, Julietta DiCarlo.
She was one of seven siblings from Leeds’ adoptive family. The Jersey Devil shifter had been taken in by them when he was just a child. That meant the little mouse shifter was family to every PRIC involved in her rescue as well. Including Sergio.
The firefighters on the scene had assured him the warehouse was empty, but after years of hunting lost shifters, Sergio had developed a sixth sense for these things. That and the tip he’d received earlier that day led him to check the rooms deep underground while the brave men and women of the 118, a shifter-run fire station, battled the flames above.
He’d gotten lucky. Saved the girl before the fire could eat its way through to her cell. The animals who’d kidnapped her had left her to burn!
Bastards. His bull snorted angrily, but Sergio held a leash on his inner beast. Refusing to give way to the rage that built inside him.
A special helicopter had arrived to take the female to the Head Office for Life-threatening Emergencies to assess for internal damages. HOLE was packed with PRICs, ASSs, and FUCs by the time Sergio arrived with the female.
The pop-up clinics were used by joint task forces in the shifter world to make it easier to receive treatment for any injuries sustained on the job. Fast, easy, safe.
The pop-up clinics were the brainchild of Dr. Damon Finn, a python shifter and all-around unusual fellow. Sergio had no beef with him. In fact, he respected the man.
This was one such joint task force. Assigned to putting an end to the mysterious anti-shifter organization bent on experimentation to end all shifter-kind, nicknamed SCARAB by Tony Leeds himself. The Jersey Devil was renowned for his dedication and commitment to finding the evil group of demented psychopaths who hunted and experimented on shifters.
Everyone on the team was furious at the gang’s unmitigated gall in kidnapping a family member of one of their own. PRIC detectives across the country had been updated on the progress, as had the other agencies as well. It was outrageous. And Sergio Gravino would not stand for it. He was going to find the bastards responsible for the heinous act.
He’d stayed by the victim’s side until Dr. Finn’s sedative took hold. She’d been sleeping soundly by the time he was ready to go, leaving her in the more-than-capable hands of the agents at HOLE.
Damon Finn was a devoted doctor and scientist. Not someone the bull shifter ran into on the regular, but he had a pristine reputation. Finn was an egghead, if you will, while Sergio’s own tastes ran more toward the physically aggressive.
What else could he say? Dammit, Finn. I’m a bull, not a doctor. Snort. And that’s what he got for staying up watching reruns the other night.
Once a Trekkie. Sigh. Good times.
At any rate, it was a good thing the SCARAB task force had their own HOLE. The clinic proved especially useful since this particular group of depraved individuals was infamous for causing head injuries. The kind that left permanent damage.
Unconscionable. Sergio aligned his sentiments with his fellow PRICs and the other agents in their anger and disgust. People like that did not deserve the humane treatment his organization, and the others, had always strived to offer their enemies.
Should go back to the old ways. Could always use fertilizer back on the farm.
His inner bull snorted in agreement. The animal was bloodthirsty, for a vegetarian. The very thought of offering their foes any semblance of asylum was distasteful to his beast.
His bull’s idea of humane treatment went along the lines of gouging their foes’ hearts out with one of his mighty horns and leaving them to exsanguinate on the ground. But only after he’d trampled them with his sharp hooves, ensuring they felt every single one of his two-thousand pounds.
Good idea.
Grrr.
His bull was prone to rage. It was why he started taking meditative breathing classes online. Of course, they did not always help. Sometimes hard lessons needed to be learned.
Like now.
Sigh.
Breathe in. Breathe out.
Crap. Those breathing lessons were so not helping right now. He wanted to hunt down the bastards responsible for Julietta’s kidnapping and attempted murder by arson. They deserved the harshest punishment, in his humble opinion.
“You all right?” Dr. Finn asked as he approached one of the several monitors connected to his patient.
Sergio nodded. But it was a lie. Truth was he hadn’t felt right in weeks. Must be the heat. Summer in New Jersey could match any tropical climate, and he was due for a vacation. Not that he would take one until after this case was solved.
Grandpa Sal used to tease Sergio as a young bull. He’d say the phrase bullheaded came about for a reason. Then he’d claim Sergio was the reason.
There was some truth in it. Once Sergio had something in his head, he had a hell of a time letting it go. And he was not about to walk away from this case. The little mouse in the hospital bed squeaked as she sat up and peeked around the room, jarring him from his reverie.