by Judy Johnson
‘No, I don’t think she’s missing her husband at all,’ I reply. ‘He did, after all, leave her a debt-free establishment with which to practise her considerable business acumen. And, from what I can gather, she’s been attracting the avid attentions of several gentlemen of a certain age, with less-than-certain resources for their dotage.’
My eyes are drawn to a frayed patch on Mr Wilson’s stretched waistcoat. ‘Is that your horse and buggy outside, sir?’
‘Yes.’ He blinks. ‘Why do you ask?’
‘No reason.’
I calculate the extra information. If he intends to play poker upstairs, he must have ample money to bet. But no money, it seems, for a decent mode of transport, nor a new waistcoat. Neither dumb ape nor slimy opportunist; rather, a classic case of habitual gambler. As if to prove it, his fingers twitch around his glass, those bulging eyes stray to the stairs.
He smiles with his thin top lip. ‘Matter of fact, Miss Oxnam, I am looking for a governess for my two children. Think you might fit the bill?’
‘How much would the job pay, Mr Wilson?’ No use trying to sniff the honeysuckle without first beating out the bees.
He picks up his beer and takes a swallow.
‘Depends,’ he says. ‘There are always bonuses to be had with duties above and beyond the call, if you know what I mean. But, at the start, let’s say two shillings a week.’
Big spender. I could make that much cleaning, and would rapturously prefer to.
‘And Mrs Wilson?’ I enquire politely.
‘Sadly, gone to heaven, with the angels.’ The thick bottom lip pushes out in melancholy.
‘And the eunuchs,’ I add, flicking an imaginary speck of dust off my collar. ‘How restful for her.’
I’d thought the far-off gaze meant he was, in spirit, already in the card room above. But his ears are still open, it seems.
‘You’ve a smart mouth, Miss Oxnam. Yes, indeed, smart as paint.’
But I’ve done no real damage; his tone has a gleam to it. The heavy brows lift and I realise then what the bulging brown gaze reminds me of: weeks-old cowpats; cracked and dry on the surface, with smelly slop just underneath.
He glances at the clock on the wall. ‘There’s a poker game upstairs. Come up and watch, why don’t you? We often have an audience of appreciative ladies. I’ll even buy you an ale and lemonade. And, afterwards, we’ll talk some more. Happens to be I like a spirited filly.’
I hear the implied appendage: more fun to break her in.
He gestures to the bartender to bring me a drink before I have a chance to refuse, then hefts his bulk off the stool. I pick up the cool glass when it arrives, deciding I’ve nothing better to do for the afternoon. The sweet widow Menzies is doubtless lurking about my room, looking for something she can pawn to pay for my supper tonight. And if I can’t be a player, I can at least be entertained. Poker is serious business, and a good spectator sport for those who understand it. But as for the job, Mr Wilson of Witterby Downs can take his gambling habit, his two shillings a week and his half-dead horse and ride off into the sunset without this spirited filly tied to the backboard.
Pipe smoke has bullied the air clear out of the room. Five fine leather-padded chairs are positioned around the poker table. Wooden ones skirt the walls on three sides; on the fourth, French doors open onto the verandah. The muffled clip-clop sounds of Edward Street trot in. Two women in their thirties perch like crows on their seats. They’ve been watching me since I came in the door, whispering to each other. They probably think I’m Wilson’s fancy piece. The thought’s so disturbing I need a long swallow of my drink. Bubbles hit the back of my throat too quickly and I suppress a cough.
I nod to the man I spoke to outside, under the awning. He’s leaning against a heavy wooden post, a foaming glass in hand. His small companion has disappeared, and he’s exchanged his overalls for tan trousers. The piece of cobweb still clings to the hair above his left ear. He doesn’t acknowledge my gesture; looks away, as if he doesn’t want to be noticed. Strange. I hadn’t thought to offend him; hadn’t really had the chance with the few words we’d exchanged.
I take a seat against the wall opposite the verandah, ignoring the now pointed looks of the women. Minutes pass, and another six spectators arrive. Three are men, neatly dressed, as if they’d like to be considered players should someone drop out from what’s obviously a well-established circle. Two of the three seem easy in manner. Only one, a tall fellow, sixtyish, with bushy, grey-white sideburns, strikes me as having enough tension in his shoulders to be a part of the inner sanctum. Sure enough, he takes his place at the poker table. The other men take seats together near the wall to my left, separating me from the whispering women.
Wilson takes his spot across from Sideburns and scoots his chair forward until the padded barge of his belly nudges the pier of the table. His bearing is confident, probably too casual. Afternoon sun falls amber in a column on the wood in front of him as he stacks his chips. It’s a bit early for such an act — he reminds me of Papa: always that projection of relaxed confidence, right through until almost the end, when the liquor has spoiled his judgement and his more sober opponents have scooped away the last of his stake. That’s when things got nasty. An angry Jack bouncing out of his box, fists flailing.
Two more players arrive. One is at least as short as Wilson, and fatter, but much more meticulously attired. I christen him Dandy for his gold silk cravat and his greasy little moustachios. He purses his lips and fidgets as he takes the chair opposite Wilson, next to Sideburns. The other fellow stands near the French doors, looking out onto the street, his wide back to me. His blondish hair is cropped short, his pale bone trousers and blue shirt neatly pressed. He’s tall, holds his body steady. He seems self-assured, relaxed.
Some movement or noise turns Wilson’s attention towards the door. He startles slightly, a wallaby smelling a dingo on a far ridge.
I twist my head slightly. Not a dingo filling the doorframe; more like a bear. He must be six foot tall, with shoulders so broad and straight they could be used as a try square. A long, black beard hangs halfway down his chest. But it’s the steady intensity of his dark eyes that has every man in the room suddenly skittish. My own gaze turns away, but I’m curious to know who Blackbeard is. And why he commands so much nervous attention.
The tall player by the verandah turns, exchanges a glance and a nod with Blackbeard. They’re not equals, that much is clear, but this man’s closer to being so than any other contender in the room. The deference is there — superficially, at least. But I detect the frayed edge of something else beneath the surface of his green eyes that interests me. Not to mention the fact that he’s very attractive. Clean-shaven, fair-featured. I judge him to be forty, perhaps. His skin is biscuit-brown, and that blondish hair, seen front on, has gold flecks in it.
Handsome must feel my attention because, mortifyingly, he catches my careful inspection. He nods. The ghost of a smile lifts the right side of his mouth, ending in a fold of skin. The line remains for a while after the smile recedes, suggesting he’s almost always vaguely amused. Or, perhaps, chronically cynical.
I grin stupidly in response, then hide the bottom half of my face in my glass as I take another drink. Not only mortified, but an idiot, it seems.
Blackbeard’s big strides, meanwhile, have eaten up the space between the door and the poker table. He sits with his back to the verandah, puts a booted ankle across his knee. Then strokes his beard, slowly. He, too, has noted me. Those bottomless black eyes pin me for a moment, then move on without betraying any readable impression.
Cobweb draws a thin, burlap curtain over the opening in the French doors. Handsome walks around the table and sits with his back to me, facing Blackbeard, Wilson on his left, Dandy to his right. Sideburns, between Blackbeard and Dandy, takes a long swallow from a large glass of whisky and smiles nervously without making eye contact with his opponents. Cobweb sits near the wall, several seats to my right. He stares resolute
ly ahead, but I get the distinct impression he’d rather stand. Wilson glares at him briefly, then reaches for the deck and shuffles the cards.
The players ante up, the poker game begins, and no one seems relaxed any more.
Especially the continental Dandy. I’d noticed him wince when Blackbeard walked behind him. Now his forehead’s sweating. Of course, it could be the fact that his waistcoat’s too tight. A donkey track of buttons strain at their holes as they twist over his belly.
The game is five-card draw, and it’s played mostly in silence. Sideburns has started well, and Dandy isn’t doing badly either — he may be a fop, but he’s hard to read under the sweat and the fidgeting. He has a strong French accent; I should have guessed. Wilson is a rock — he plays few hands, and, when he’s in, it’s with strong cards. Blackbeard’s been unlucky early on. Handsome’s back is to me and, without seeing his face, it’s difficult to tell how he plays. All five of them are clinical. This is a serious game.
The ante is ten shillings, and the pots so far have run up to eighty pounds. It’s exciting to watch, but worrying. No … discouraging. So much money, and they’re playing with it as if it doesn’t count. I know quite well how the game works. I could play. I could win. Just one pot would take me a long, long way. But you can’t bet what you don’t have. Damn Mrs Menzies. There’s enough for three years’ lodgings just sitting on the table. Minding Wilson’s horrors for a month would barely make the ante for a single round, and there’s no pretending that his ‘bonuses’ would make a difference. I seethe and simmer, cross and uncross my ankles. If Papa was in my position, he’d try to bluff his way through a losing hand. But I’ve seen what that leads to.
The bet’s gone around the table twice. When it comes to Blackbeard, he raises by ten pounds. No one moves for a moment. Sideburns folds, then Dandy. Then Handsome. Wilson hesitates, then lays down his cards. Blackbeard gathers up chips worth eighty-six pounds, ten shillings. Without having to show his hand.
He would’ve been fifty pounds down, but his patience brought it all back.
An hour later, my eyes want to close in the warm room. The game drones on in chip clicks and monosyllables. Sideburns is on his third glass of whisky, and it’s starting to show. Dandy and Blackbeard are holding their own. Wilson’s been fortunate of late, but Handsome’s struggling with bad luck. Good hands at the wrong time, plus he lost a tough head to head with Wilson: both men had drawn to a flush, but Wilson’s was King-high to Handsome’s Queen.
It’s Blackbeard’s deal. The pot is right, and he distributes the cards. All in for the draw. It’s probably nonsense, but I’m trying to read Handsome from the back and something about the set of his shoulders makes me wonder if he hasn’t just had a nice surprise. When the bet comes around, he raises. I look to see how Wilson responds. He glowers at his cards, then looks up for the briefest second. But not at Handsome, and not at Dandy either. I glance to the right. Cobweb has his chin buried in his chest but, for an instant, his eyes meet Wilson’s. I look back to Wilson, just in time to see his scowl change into a resigned smile. He folds.
Blackbeard folds too, without looking up. Sideburns raises five pounds. Dandy folds. Handsome sees the five, and raises another five. Sideburns hesitates, a bit unsteady, and calls, laying down Jacks and Sevens. I can’t see what Handsome shows, but Sideburns’ face says it all. I’ve seen that expression of righteous suffering before … years of it. His judgement is gone with the whisky in his glass, but he still blames the cards. Why is it every loser reminds me of Papa?
I glance back to Wilson. This time he’s smiling, and again he looks up at Cobweb. Just for a second, but enough to alert me.
I lean back in my chair, eyes half-closed, stretching my neck as though it’s stiff from holding one position. What I really want is a better view of Cobweb. Yes, he would be able to see Handsome’s cards … if Handsome isn’t careful how he holds them. Sitting two seats to my right, Cobweb also has clear sight of Wilson’s face, and vice versa. And he seems more alert and attentive than he should be. The game’s been trundling on for some time, the air’s close and tepid, yet he holds his arms across his chest as if he were cold.
Suddenly alert again, I re-involve myself with the game. Three hands, pass, four, five … but Handsome’s cards are ordinary. He plays a head to head with Dandy for a smallish pot, wins with something I can’t see but it leaves Dandy scowling down at a pair of Queens. Six hands, seven …
And then it happens. Blackbeard and Dandy have folded on the bet after the draw, but Handsome raises ten pounds. Wilson ponders for a moment before his eyes dart to Cobweb. Instantly I look right, but only with my eyes. The man’s arms are still folded across his chest, but this time his chin is lifted. He’s almost looking down his nose at the game.
Wilson sees the bet, and raises another ten. Handsome sees the bet, and calls.
‘Tens and Eights,’ he says calmly.
‘Too bad,’ Wilson counters. ‘Three ducks.’
Now I’m interested. And angry. I didn’t like Wilson from the start, and it’s almost a personal affront that he’d take advantage of Handsome. Now that I’m on to them, it doesn’t take long to make sure. Cobweb’s chin up means Wilson stands a show of winning; chin down means he should fold. Their system is almost certainly more complicated — I notice that sometimes Cobweb’s left arm is over his right, sometimes right over left; sometimes his hands cup his elbows; sometimes his fists are balled. I can’t make out what messages Wilson might be sending to Cobweb, if any; I can see his face, but not enough of his hands to make a judgement. Still, I don’t need the details.
They’re clever; they don’t make eye contact except when Handsome’s involved in the betting. Cobweb might sometimes be in a position to see Dandy’s cards, but not often, and too much communication would make the others around the table suspicious.
I watch the two conspirators for three more hands just to make perfectly sure, then decide it’s time to powder my nose. As I pass Handsome, I graze his back with my arm. He turns, irritated, those green eyes already stirred up by his inexplicable losing streak.
‘Terribly sorry,’ I murmur, ‘there’s not much space to move in here.’
I point with my eyes first to Wilson, then in the general direction of Cobweb. It’s all I can do. I can’t hesitate without giving myself away, but as I turn to go I see one of Handsome’s eyebrows hitch.
‘Not at all, miss,’ he says. I walk casually downstairs.
Five minutes later, I return. The men are tamping their pipes; in between hands they’ve ordered another round of drinks. I walk to my chair. Cobweb hasn’t moved. Wilson doesn’t look up; neither does Handsome. Dandy mops his damp face with a monogrammed silk handkerchief. Sideburns tries manfully to look sober, without success. Blackbeard leans back, comfortable in his chair. We exchange the briefest of glances, and a slight crinkling around his eyes hints at the possibility of a smile. I’m sure he knows. He’s probably known what was going on from the beginning. He knows, and now he knows that I know too.
I look up again. Blackbeard’s smile is gone and his eyes are cold. Dreadfully cold. He’s thinking of something else.
He’s looking at Cobweb.
2
The ability to bewitch a man must be delightful,
but it’s infinitely more practical to settle for gratitude.
From the secret diary of Mary Watson
Wilson’s not sure how or why the wheels have fallen off his clever plan, but he looks disgruntled when the game finishes and he counts his somewhat reduced pile of chips. Still, he’s finished ahead. Handsome recovered somewhat, but has probably dropped fifty pounds overall. Dandy has done well, and Blackbeard has broken even. The big loser, predictably, is the inebriated Sideburns, who makes light of his losses with the kind of forced bonhomie that’s just waiting for the wrong word, or wrong look, to turn viperish.
Wilson has forgotten all about our follow-up conversation, which suits me admirably. He knows something went ba
dly wrong, and isn’t clear about how much trouble he might be in. I didn’t notice Cobweb leaving, but I imagine he’s shaking in his boots somewhere private. He’d paled like a feverish frog under the fangs of Blackbeard’s stare.
The spectators depart for the bar. I’m about to follow them downstairs when I feel a hand on my shoulder. I turn to find Handsome’s face inches from my own.
‘Percy Fuller,’ he offers, then lowers his voice, brings his face close enough that I can smell his cologne: a mix of pine needles and warm male. ‘But please call me Percy. I owe you a favour. How did you know?’
Some small spring tightens in my chest and then lets go with a pleasant ping. I step back a little.
‘Mary Oxnam. Please call me Mary.’
I hold out my hand and he takes it. His is dry, with calluses on the palm. I look down. He wears no wedding ring.
‘The eyes, of course,’ I tell him. ‘Once you know what to look for, it’s obvious.’
He tips his head a little to one side. ‘An observant girl, aren’t you?’ It’s a rhetorical question. ‘Pardon my curiosity, but how would you know about card sharping, Mary Oxnam?’
I think of lying, then wonder what would be the point. I won’t see this man again, and fabrication requires more energy than I can muster. It’s been a long afternoon.
‘I’ve had a lifetime’s apprenticeship.’
He looks quizzical.
‘I’ve watched my father’s failed attempts to extract money out of his customers and business colleagues in any number of illegal ways. Rigged poker games were the least of it.’
‘I see.’ An extra string pulls tight in those green eyes. ‘Customers?’
‘He’s proprietor of the Red Lion pub in Rockhampton. And before that, many other ventures. He’s not a particularly competent cheat, which led to a lifestyle that is … Peripatetic is probably the word.’ My throat feels dry. I need another drink.