DEDICATION
For the community of writers at
Vermont College of Fine Arts,
where this story began
CONTENTS
Dedication
Map
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Acknowledgments
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About the Author
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
MAP
CHAPTER ONE
IT WAS SNOWING hard in Queensport, and Hilary thought it might never stop. Snow covered the grounds of Westfield House, drifting against the drawing room’s tall glass doors and blocking out every last glimpse of the harbor beyond. When Hilary swung her sword through the air in the figure she’d been practicing all morning, her blade lodged itself once again in the folds of her mother’s best velvet drapes, and she felt tempted to leave it there until spring. “This weather,” she said, “is entirely unsuitable for piracy.”
“I don’t like it one bit,” the gargoyle agreed. He’d spent the morning perched on the mantel above the drawing-room fireplace, commenting on Hilary’s swordplay technique and warming his tail over the embers. “There’s no use in digging for treasure when the ground’s frozen stiff. Or when half the pirates in the kingdom have anchored their ships for the week and gone to visit their relatives,” he added, giving Hilary a look.
“You know I promised Mother I’d visit. It’s pleasant for her to have company during the holidays.” Hilary pulled her sword out of the drapery and frowned at the holes she’d sliced in the velvet. “Besides, we’ll be back at sea as soon as the weather improves.”
“Or maybe even sooner,” the gargoyle said hopefully, “if your mother finds out you’ve been carving up her furniture.”
There was a knock at the drawing-room door. Hilary dropped her sword, kicked it under an ottoman, and hurried to stand in front of the tattered drapes as Bess, her mother’s parlor maid, entered the room. “Excuse me, miss,” she said, “but you’ve got a gentleman caller at the front door.”
This sounded entirely unlikely to Hilary. She couldn’t imagine what sort of gentleman might be calling on her at Westfield House—or anywhere else, for that matter. “Are you sure he’s not here to see Mother?”
“Quite sure, miss,” said Bess. “I’m afraid I didn’t know what to do with him. It didn’t seem proper to invite him in, so I told him to wait on the front step, even though the snow is frightful. But you see, miss, he’s not precisely a gentleman.” She looked around and lowered her voice. “He’s a pirate.”
THE VISITOR WAITING on the front step was a pirate indeed, and a damp one at that. Snowflakes dusted his shoulders and laced the brim of his three-cornered hat. Except for the red woolen scarf wrapped around both himself and his parrot, however, he might have been dressed for a summer’s day at sea. “Ahoy there,” he said to Hilary through chattering teeth. “Are you by any chance the Terror of the Southlands?”
Hilary had never seen this pirate before in her life, but he didn’t look threatening; he only looked cold. She took him firmly by the wrists and dragged him through the doorway. “I am,” she said, “and you’d better come inside before your parrot catches a chill. I’m sorry Bess kept you waiting, but we don’t often receive pirate visitors at Westfield House.” She crossed her arms and studied the pirate, who had begun to drip all over the floor. “Now, who are you, and what do you want with me?”
“My name is Partridge,” said the pirate, unwinding his scarf. His voice was thin and anxious; he sounded more like a shopkeeper than a scallywag. “I came here as soon as I saw your notice.”
“My notice?”
Partridge nodded with great enthusiasm. “The notice you placed in this morning’s Gazette.”
Hilary wondered exactly how long this pirate had been standing in the cold. Perhaps the weather had chilled his brain, for he wasn’t making the slightest bit of sense. “But I didn’t place a notice in the Gazette,” she said. “I’m afraid you’ve made a mistake.”
“I have?” said Partridge. “Oh dear. I am often mistaken, you know. When I confused the grog with the lantern oil, my mates were horribly ill, and our ship nearly burst into flames.” A snowflake dripped from his nose. “Captain Blacktooth dismissed me from the League on account of it. He told me to give up piracy and try my hand at a trade.” Partridge wrung out his scarf, which dripped miserably onto the floor below. “He suggested selling jams and chutneys.”
Hilary almost felt sorry for him. After all, Captain Blacktooth had dismissed her from the Very Nearly Honorable League of Pirates as well—or, rather, she had dismissed herself. It had all amounted to the same thing in the end: bone-chilling threats from Blacktooth’s friends, scathing reviews of her swordplay technique in the League newsletter, and endless reassurances from her mates that a career as a freelance pirate wasn’t as grim as it currently seemed. “Did you take Captain Blacktooth’s advice?” she asked Partridge.
“I did my best,” he said, “but I kept confusing the chutneys with the jams, and no one wants to buy preserves from a pirate, anyway. That’s why I answered the notice in the Gazette—but I suppose I’ve got that mixed up as well.”
His parrot looked pleadingly at Hilary.
Hilary took Partridge’s damp scarf and hung it from the lowest limb of the coatrack, hoping her mother wouldn’t spot it there. “I may not be the person you’re looking for,” she said, “but I won’t let you go out into the snow until you’ve gotten warmed up. I’ll ask Bess to bring you some tea.” She guided Partridge and his parrot across the hall into the blue parlor, where a fire crackled in the grate. “Oh, and if Mother stumbles across you, do you think you could pretend to be a High Society gentleman? I’m not supposed to let scallywags into the house.”
“I suppose I could try.” Partridge sounded slightly more hopeful than he had a moment earlier. “Perhaps she’ll want to purchase a chutney.”
Then he settled himself in Mrs. Westfield’s favorite chair, which was sure to smell of wet parrot for the rest of the winter, and Hilary set off to ask Bess about tea.
WHEN SHE RETURNED to the drawing room, Hilary found the gargoyle hopping up and down the length of the mantelpiece. “Tell me everything!” he cried. “I’ve been stuck up here the whole time you’ve been gone! Was there really a pirate at the door? Was he one of those nasty sorts from the League? Did you have to challenge him to a duel?”
“Not exactly.” Hilary picked up her sword from under the ottoman and polished a tarnished spot with her sleeve. “There was a pirate, but he seems to have come here by accident. Now he’s in the blue parlor, drinking tea.”
“Well, that’s not very exciting,” the gargoyle said. “I hope the next one will have something more interesting to say.”
Hilary nearly dropped her sword. “The next one?”
“He’s coming across the lawn right now.” The gargoyle nodded toward the drawing-room windows. On the other side of the glass, a man trudged through the snow. A belt was wrapped around his massive waist, and a glinting, sharp-looking cutlass hung at his side. “You’d better take me with you this time,” the gargoyle said. “If there’s going to be a duel in your mother’s front hall, I don’t want to miss it.”
Hilary didn’t think a duel was like
ly, but the man with the cutlass had arms and legs as thick and sturdy as the logs in the fireplace. She picked up the gargoyle and tucked him under her arm, just in case.
When they reached the front door, they found Bess with her hands on her hips, giving the second pirate a stern look. “They’re multiplying, miss,” she said to Hilary. “Shall I tell Mrs. Westfield?”
Hilary shook her head violently.
Bess raised an eyebrow. “I’ll put more water on for tea, then.”
The second pirate stepped inside without being invited. He was so wide that he had to turn ever so slightly sideways as he passed through the doorway, and so tall that he had to remove his hat. “The Terror of the Southlands, I presume!” he said. His voice filled every spare inch of the room. When he shook Hilary’s hand, he nearly lifted her straight out of her boots. “The name’s Flintlock. I’m here on account of the notice you placed in the Gazette.”
The gargoyle looked up at Hilary. “You placed a notice in the Gazette?”
“I didn’t!” said Hilary. “I don’t know anything about any sort of notice.”
“Ah.” Flintlock winked. “I understand. You don’t care to speak about your treacherous plot in public. That’s very wise, Terror—the League’s spies might be anywhere.” He gave a meaningful sort of nod in the gargoyle’s direction.
Hilary could hear Mr. Partridge humming sea chanteys to his parrot in the blue parlor, but she did her best to ignore him. She wasn’t sure she could manage more than one outlandish pirate at a time. “If you’re looking for treacherous plots,” she said to Flintlock, “then you’re searching in quite the wrong place. I don’t know what the newspaper’s printed, and I swear I’ve got nothing to do with it.”
“Quite right.” Flintlock winked again and lowered his voice to a rumble. “You’re a convincing actress, Terror, but I didn’t come here to attend a theatrical performance. Is there a place where we might discuss your plans without being overheard?”
The gargoyle put his snout to Hilary’s ear. “What is he talking about?” he whispered. “And why does he keep winking like that?”
Hilary didn’t know any more than the gargoyle did, but she could tell that trying to reason with this pirate wasn’t likely to do much good. “You may as well wait in the blue parlor,” she told Flintlock, pointing to the door. “I’ll be there in a moment.”
The pirate bowed to her and crossed the hall. When he had closed the parlor door behind him, Hilary set the gargoyle down and began pulling open drawers, overturning trunks, and rifling through closets. “What are you doing?” the gargoyle asked.
“I’m looking for this morning’s Gazette,” said Hilary. “I’ve got no idea where Mother keeps it.” Her former governess, Miss Greyson, had always encouraged her to follow the news of the day, but Hilary had been far more interested in piracy than in current events, and she hadn’t seen what use a dull old newspaper could possibly be to her on the High Seas. Now, however, she wished she’d paid a bit more attention during all those blasted lessons. “Finding one strange pirate on one’s doorstep is an accident,” she said, “but finding two is a pattern. I’d like to read this notice for myself so I can find out why these scallywags are here.”
The gargoyle shifted his weight from side to side. “Actually,” he said, “I happen to know exactly where your mother put the Gazette.”
Hilary flipped through a stack of ancient-looking naval forms. “You do? Where is it?”
“In the drawing-room fireplace,” the gargoyle said. “It did an excellent job of warming my tail.”
“Oh dear.” Hilary stared out the window. “And there’s someone else coming up the front steps.”
“My goodness!” said Bess, who was crossing the hall toward the blue parlor with a fresh pot of tea. “This house hasn’t seen so many visitors since your mother’s last masquerade ball. I can’t imagine why half the kingdom wants to pay you their respects in this weather.”
“Neither can I,” said Hilary, “but I’m desperate to find out.” She opened the door and studied the person in front of her. “I suppose you’re here to respond to my notice as well?”
“Naturally,” said the pirate on the doorstep. This one was a young woman. Her hair was pulled back in a short, tidy braid, and her coat and breeches were pressed and spotless. In one gloved hand, she held a snowy scrap of newsprint. “I’m Lucy Worthington,” she said. “I’m sorry it took me so long to get here, but I made seven wrong turns and ended up halfway across the city before I’d realized my mistake. I hope I’m not too late to help you, Terror.”
Hilary kept her eyes on the scrap of newsprint in Worthington’s hand. “I think I know exactly how you can help me,” she said, leading the pirate inside. “Is that the notice from the Gazette?”
Worthington nodded. “I hope it’s all right that I brought it with me. I wanted to be sure of your address.” She smiled at Hilary and handed her the newsprint. “It’s awfully difficult to remember where you’re going once you’ve started on your way there, don’t you think?”
Hilary didn’t answer. She stared at the words in front of her, printed in letters as black and dangerous as cannonballs.
* * *
NOTICE
TERROR OF THE SOUTHLANDS
SEEKS PIRATE LEAGUE PRESIDENCY
Pirate Hilary Westfield, the Terror of the Southlands, will soon announce her intention to challenge Captain Rupert Blacktooth for command of the Very Nearly Honorable League of Pirates. Captain Blacktooth currently serves as the League’s president and has held this position for the past eighteen years. In recent months, however, Captain Blacktooth’s connections to villainous activities have raised questions about his ability to serve as the head of an organization that claims to be honorable (or very nearly). The Terror of the Southlands resigned from the League six months ago in protest of Captain Blacktooth’s leadership, for she believes that the scallywags of Augusta deserve a captain who is a true pirate—not a cowardly criminal.
All pirates who wish to assist the Terror in her bid for League presidency should demonstrate their support by reporting immediately to Westfield House in Queensport.
* * *
Hilary had to read the headline three times before she could believe it. “It says I’m going to challenge Captain Blacktooth,” she told the gargoyle, who was craning his neck to get a glimpse of the paper. “It says I want to be the president of the VNHLP.”
The gargoyle froze. “Challenge Captain Blacktooth?” he said. “Are you crazy? He’ll send his mates after us! They’ll slice us up and fry us for supper!” He squeezed his eyes shut. “They’ll serve me with potatoes.”
“They won’t do anything of the sort,” said Hilary. “You’re far too crunchy. But someone’s made an awful mistake, and we’ve got to fix it at once.” She turned on her heel, left Lucy Worthington standing in the hallway, and hurried into the blue parlor without bothering to knock.
In blue velvet armchairs in front of a blue-tiled table, Mr. Flintlock and Mr. Partridge were absorbed in an energetic game of cards. Their teacups had left damp rings on the furniture, and steam rose off the coats they had left to dry in front of the fire. When Hilary laid the notice down on the table in front of them, their playing cards fluttered in all directions. “This is why you’re here, isn’t it?” she asked. “To help me take over the pirate league?”
Mr. Partridge and his parrot both nodded at once. “Of course,” said Partridge. “Ever since Captain Blacktooth ended my career, I’ve been eager to return the favor.”
“So have I,” Flintlock boomed. “I was a loyal pirate for nearly fifteen years, but it only took one mishap for Blacktooth to turn me out of the League for good.”
The gargoyle hopped in from the hall. “What was the mishap?” he asked.
“I was a human cannonball.” Flintlock sighed. “I got stuck in my cannon.”
Hilary turned to Worthington, who had come to stand in the doorway. “Did Blacktooth dismiss you, too?”
“He did,” said Worthington, “not more than a month ago. I was training as a pirate’s apprentice, and he told me there wasn’t any place in the League for a navigator who couldn’t navigate.” She scowled. “We always got where we were going eventually.”
All three pirates shook their heads.
“It’s a good thing the Terror gathered us here,” said Flintlock. “When we’re done with Blacktooth, he’ll be nothing but knucklebones.”
“Knucklebones!” said the parrot.
“So, Terror,” said Partridge, “when do we start?”
Hilary scuffed her boots across her mother’s good carpet. All three of the pirates seemed so hopeful, so certain that she could help them. “I’m afraid we’re not starting anything,” she said. “I’m not going to challenge Captain Blacktooth.”
The pirates’ faces crumpled. Even the kings and queens on the playing cards looked more dejected than usual. “You’ve changed your plans, then?” Flintlock asked.
“I never had any plans to begin with!” said Hilary. “I don’t know where the Gazette got that notice. Hardly anything it says is true.”
Worthington looked puzzled. “Do you mean to say that Blacktooth isn’t a villain?”
“Well, no,” said Hilary, “that’s not what I mean at all. He wants all the kingdom’s magic for himself, and he’s been completely dishonorable about trying to get his hands on it.”
“But you still think he should be in charge of the League?”
“Of course not!” said Hilary. “He should be locked up in the Royal Dungeons!”
Flintlock scratched his chin. “In that case, Terror,” he said slowly, “why aren’t you challenging him?”
Hilary frowned. “I may want Blacktooth gone,” she said, “but that doesn’t mean I should be the one to replace him. It would be ridiculous! I don’t know a thing about leading an entire league of—”
“Pirates!” said her mother.
Mrs. Westfield stood at the parlor door, with one hand braced against the door frame to keep herself from fainting on the spot. Partridge, Flintlock, and Worthington all offered their own hands for her to shake, but she simply looked from one pirate to the next.
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