by David Weber
“Maybe—as long as your pessimism doesn’t prevent you from having enough confidence to take the initiative away from the bad guys and hang on to it for yourself,” Honor countered. Nimitz looked up from his perch on the end of the Snotty Row table and cocked his head in truly magisterial style as he listened to his person’s discussion, and Makira chuckled.
“Not fair,” he protested, reaching out to stroke the ’cat’s ears. “You and Nimitz are ganging up on me again!”
“Only because you’re wrong,” Honor informed him with a certain smugness.
“Oh, no, I’m not! Look, all I’m saying is that the way we’re going about it now, this is the only star system in our entire patrol area that we’re giving any cover at all to. Now,” he leaned back and folded his arms, “explain to me where that statement is in error.”
“It’s not in error at all,” she conceded. “The problem is that there isn’t an ideal solution to the problem of too many star systems and not enough cruisers. We can only be in one place at a time whatever we do, and if we try to spread ourselves between too many systems, we’ll just spend all of our time running around between them in hyper and never accomplish anything at all in n-space.” She shrugged. “Under the circumstances, and given the fact that the Star Kingdom’s presence here in Melchor is pretty much nailed down, I think it makes a lot of sense to troll for pirates right here.”
“And while we’re doing that,” Makira pointed out, “we can be pretty sure that somewhere else in our patrol area a merchantship we ought to be protecting is about to get its ass into a world of hurt with no one there to look out for her.”
“You’re probably right. But without detailed advance knowledge of the schedules and orders of every merchie in the entire Saginaw Sector, it’s simply impossible for anyone to predict where our shipping is going to be at any given moment, anyway. For that matter, even if we’d had detailed schedules on every civilian ship planning on moving in our area at the time we left Manticore, they’d be hopelessly out of date by now, and you know it. And there aren’t any such detailed schedules in the first place, which means every single Manticoran ship in Silesia is basically its own needle inside one huge haystack. So even if we were cruising around from system to system, the odds are that we’d almost certainly be out of position to help out the merchantship you’re talking about. If we were in position to help, it could only be a case of sheer dumb luck, and you know that as well as I do.”
“But at least we’d have a chance for dumb luck to put us there!” he shot back stubbornly. “As it is, we don’t even have that!”
“No, we don’t—we’ve got something much better than that: bait. We know that every pirate in the sector knows about the Dillingham Cartel’s installations here in Melchor. They can be pretty much certain that there are going to be Manticoran ships in and out of this system on a semi-regular basis, not to mention the possibility that they might get lucky and actually manage to pull off a successful raid on the installations themselves, despite their defenses. That’s the whole point of the Captain’s strategy! Instead of chasing off from star system to star system with no assurance that he’ll catch up with any pirates, much less pirates in the act of raiding our shipping, he’s opted to sit here and set an ambush for anybody who’s tempted to hit Dillingham’s people. I’d say the odds are much better that we’ll actually manage to pick off a few pirates by lying in wait for them than there’d be any other way.”
“But we’re not even showing the flag in any other system,” Makira complained. “There’s no sense of presence to deter operations anywhere else in the sector.”
“That’s probably the single most valid criticism of our approach,” Honor agreed. “Unfortunately, the Captain only has one ship and there’s no way in the world to cover enough space with a single ship to actually deter anyone who can do simple math. What are the odds that War Maiden is going to turn up to intercept any given pirate at any given moment?” She shook her head. “No, unless the Admiralty is prepared to give the Captain at least a complete cruiser division to work with, I don’t see how he can possibly be expected to create a broad enough sense of presence to actually deter anybody who’s inclined to turn pirate in the first place.”
“Then why bother to send us at all?” For the first time, there was a note of true bitterness in Makira’s voice. “If all we’re doing is trying to hold air in the lock with a screen door, then what’s the damned point?”
“The same as it’s always been, I suppose,” Honor said. “One ship can’t deter piracy throughout an entire patrol area the size of the Saginaw Sector—not in any specific sense, at least. But if we can pick off two or three of the scum, then the word will get around among the ones we don’t get a shot at. At least we can make a few people who are considering the ‘great adventure’ as a career choice think about whether or not they really want to run the risk of being one of the unlucky ones. More to the point, the word will also get around that we’re paying particular attention to Melchor, which may just remind them that the Star Kingdom takes a dim view of attacks on our nationals. I hate to say it, but in a lot of ways what we’re really doing out here is encouraging the local vermin to go pick on someone else’s shipping and leave ours alone.”
“That’s not what they told us back at the Academy,” Makira said. “They told us our job was to suppress piracy, not just encourage it to go after merchies unlucky enough to belong to some poor sucker of a star nation that doesn’t have a decent navy of its own!”
“Of course that’s what they told us, and in an absolute sense they were right. But we live in an imperfect galaxy, Nassios, and it’s been getting steadily less perfect for years now. Look,” she leaned forward across the table, propping her elbows on it while her expression turned very serious, “the Navy only has so many ships and so many people, and important as Silesia is—and as important as the lives of Manticoran spacers are—we can only put so many ships in so many places. Back before the Peeps started conquering everything in sight, we could actually send a big enough chunk of the Navy off to Silesia every year to make a real hole in pirate operations here. But with so much of our available strength diverted to keeping an eye on the Peeps at places like Trevor’s Star and Basilisk, we can’t do that any more. We simply don’t have enough hulls for that kind of deployment. So I’m sure that everyone at the Admiralty understands perfectly well that there’s no way we can possibly ‘suppress’ piracy in our patrol areas. For that matter, I’d bet that any pirate who’s not a complete imbecile knows that just as well as we do, and you can be absolutely sure that the Andies do!”
Nassios Makira tipped back in his chair, and his expression had gone from one that showed more than a little outrage to one of surprise. He knew that he and the other middies in War Maiden’s company all had exactly the same access to information, but it was suddenly apparent to him that Honor had put that information together into a far more complete and coherent picture than he ever had.
“Then why bother to send us?” he repeated, but his tone had gone from one of challenge to one that verged on the plaintive. “If we can’t do any good, and everyone knows it, then why are we here?”
“I didn’t say we couldn’t do any good,” Honor told him almost gently. “I said that we couldn’t realistically expect to suppress piracy. The fact that we can’t stamp it out or even drive a significant number of the raiders out of any given area doesn’t relieve us of a moral responsibility to do whatever we can do. And one of the responsibilities that we have is to protect our own nationals to the greatest possible extent, however limited that extent may be compared to what we’d like to do. We can’t afford for the pirates—or the Andies—to decide that we’ll simply write off our commitments in Silesia, however strapped for ships we may be. And when I said that what we’re really trying to do is to convince pirates to go pick on someone else’s merchant shipping, I didn’t mean that we had any specific victims in mind. I just meant that our objective is to convince the
locals that it’s more unsafe to attack our shipping than it is to attack anyone else’s. I know there are some people back home who would argue that it’s in our true strategic interest to point the pirates here at anybody who competes with our own merchant marine, but they’re idiots. Oh, I’m sure we could show some short-term gain if the pirate threat scared everybody looking for freight carriers in Silesia into using our merchies, but the long-term price would be stiff. Besides, once everybody was using Manticoran bottoms, the pirates would have no choice but to come after us again because there wouldn’t be any other targets for them!
“Actually,” she said after a moment, her tone and expression thoughtful, “there may be an additional advantage in pointing pirates at someone else. Everyone has relied on us to play police out here for the better part of a century and a half, but we’re scarcely the only ones with an interest in what happens in Silesia. I’m sure that there have been times when the government and the Admiralty both did their very best to make sure that everyone else regarded us as the logical police force for Silesia, if only to depress Andy pretentions in the area. But now that we’re having to concentrate on our own forces on the Peeps’ frontiers, we need someone else to take up the slack out here. And I’m afraid the only people available are the Andies. The Confeds certainly aren’t going to be able to do anything about it! So maybe there’s an advantage I hadn’t considered in persuading pirates to pick on Andy merchies instead of ours, if that’s going to get the Andy navy involved in going after them more aggressively while we’re busy somewhere else.”
“Um.” Makira rubbed his eyebrow while he pondered everything she’d just said. It made sense. In fact, it made a lot of sense, and now that she’d laid it all out, he couldn’t quite understand why the same conclusions hadn’t suggested themselves to him long since. But still…
“All right,” he said. “I can see your point, and I don’t guess I can really argue with it. But I still think that we could do more to convince pirates to go after someone else’s shipping if we put in an appearance in more than one star system. I mean, if Melchor is the only place we ever pop a single pirate—not that we’ve managed to do even that much so far—then our impact is going to be very limited and localized.”
“It’s going to be ‘limited’ whatever we do. That’s the inevitable consequence of only having one ship,” Honor pointed out with a glimmer of amusement. “But like I said, I’m sure the word will get around. One thing that’s always been true is that the ‘pirate community,’ for lack of a better term, has a very efficient grapevine. Captain Courvoisier says that the word always gets around when someplace turns out to be particularly hazardous to their health, so we can at least push them temporarily out of Melchor. On the other hand, what makes you think that Melchor is going to be the only place the Captain stakes out during our deployment? It’s the place he’s staking out at the moment, but there’s no reason not to move his operations elsewhere after he feels reasonably confident that he’s made an impression on the local lowlife’s minds. I think the presence of the Dillingham operation here makes this the best hunting grounds we’re likely to find, and it looks to me like the Captain thinks the same. But the same tactics will work just as well anyplace else there are actually pirates operating, and I’d be very surprised if we don’t spend some time trolling in other systems, as well.”
“Then why didn’t you say so in the first place?” Makira demanded with the heat of exasperation. “You’ve been letting me bitch and carry on about the Captain’s obsession with this system for days! Now you’re going to sit there and tell me that the whole time you’ve actually been expecting him to eventually do what I wanted?”
“Well,” Honor chuckled, “it’s not my fault if what you’ve been letting yourself hear wasn’t exactly what I’ve been saying, now is it? Besides, you shouldn’t criticize the Captain quite so energetically unless you’ve really thought through what you’re talking about!”
“You,” Makira said darkly, “are an evil person who will undoubtedly come to an unhappy end, and if there is any justice in the universe, I’ll be there to see it happen.”
Honor grinned, and Nimitz bleeked a lazy laugh from the table between them.
“You may laugh… for now,” he told them both ominously, “but There Will Come a Day when you will remember this conversation and regret it bitterly.” He raised his nose with an audible sniff, and Nimitz turned his head to look up at his person. Their eyes met in complete agreement, and then Nassios Makira’s arms windmilled wildly as a gray blur of treecat bounded off the table and wrapped itself firmly around his neck. The midshipman began a muffled protest that turned suddenly into a most unmilitary—and high-pitched—sound as Nimitz’s long, agile fingers found his armpits and tickled unmercifully. Chair and midshipman alike went over backwards with a high, wailing laugh, and Honor leaned back in her own chair and watched with folded arms as the appropriate penalty for his ominous threat was rigorously applied.
“Well, here we are,” Commander Obrad Bajkusa observed.
One might have concluded from his tone that he was less than delighted with his own pronouncement, and one would have been correct. Bajkusa had an enormous amount of respect for Commodore Dunecki as both a tactical commander and a military strategist, but he’d disliked the entire concept of this operation from the moment the commodore first briefed him on it over six T-months before. It wasn’t so much that he distrusted the motives of the commodore’s Andermani… associates (although he did distrust them about as much as was humanly possible) as that it was Bajkusa’s personal conviction that anyone who screwed around with the Royal Manticoran Navy was stupid enough that he no doubt deserved his Darwinian fate. On the surface, Dunecki’s plan was straightforward and reasonable, especially given the promises of backing from the imperial Andermani court. So far as logical analysis was concerned, it was very difficult to find fault with the commodore’s arguments. Unfortunately, the Manty Navy had a deplorable habit of kicking the ever-living crap out of anyone foolish enough to piss it off, and Obrad Bajkusa had no particular desire to find himself a target of such a kicking.
On the other hand, orders were orders, and it wasn’t as if the Manties knew his name or address. All he had to do was keep it that way.
“All right, Hugh,” he told his exec. “Let’s head on in and see what we can find.”
“Yes, Sir,” Lieutenant Wakefield replied, and the frigate PSN Javelin headed in-system while the star named Melchor burned steadily ahead of her.
“Well, well. What do we have here?”
Senior Chief Jensen Del Conte turned his head towards the soft murmur. Sensor Tech 1/c Francine Alcott was obviously unaware that she had spoken aloud. If Del Conte had harbored any doubt about that, the expression on her dark, intense face as she leaned closer to her display would have disabused him of it quickly enough.
The senior chief watched her as her fingers flickered back and forth across her panel with the unconscious precision of a concert pianist. He had no doubt whatsoever what she was doing, and he clenched his jaw and thought very loudly in her direction.
Unfortunately, she seemed remarkably insensitive to Del Conte’s telepathy, and he swallowed a silent curse. Alcott was extremely good at her job. She had both a natural aptitude for it, and the sort of energy and sense of responsibility which took her that extra kilometer from merely satisfactory to outstanding, and Del Conte knew that Lieutenant Commander Hirake had already earmarked Alcott, despite her relative youth, for promotion to petty officer before this deployment was over. But for all her undoubted technical skills, Alcott was remarkably insensitive to some of the internal dynamics of War Maiden’s tactical department. The fact that she had been transferred to Del Conte’s watch section less than two weeks earlier made the situation worse, but the senior chief felt depressingly certain that she would have been blithely blind to certain unpleasant realities even if she’d been in the same duty section since the ship left Manticore.
Del Conte glanced over his shoulder as unobtrusively as possible, then swallowed another silent expletive. Lieutenant Santino had the watch, and he sat in the command chair at the center of the bridge looking for all the world like a competent naval officer. His forearms rested squarely upon the command chair’s arm rests. His squared shoulders rested firmly against the chair’s upright back, his manly profile was evident as he held his head erect, and there was an almost terrifying lack of intelligence in his eyes.
Jensen Del Conte had seen more officers than he could possibly count in the course of his naval career. Some had been better than others, some had been worse; none had ever approached the abysmal depths which Elvis Santino plumbed so effortlessly. Del Conte knew Lieutenant Commander Hirake was aware of the problem, but there was very little that she could do about it, and one thing she absolutely could not do was to violate the ironclad etiquette and traditions of the Service by admitting to a noncommissioned officer, be he ever so senior, that his immediate superior was a complete and utter ass. The senior chief rather hoped that the lieutenant commander and the Skipper were giving Santino rope in hopes that he would manage to hang himself with it. But even if they were, that didn’t offer much comfort to those unfortunate souls who found themselves serving under his immediate command—like one Senior Chief Del Conte.
Alcott continued her silent communion with her instruments, and Del Conte wished fervently that Santino’s command chair were even a few meters further away from him than it was. Given its proximity, however, the lieutenant was entirely too likely to hear anything Del Conte might say to Alcott. In fact, the sensor tech was extremely fortunate that Santino hadn’t already noticed her preoccupation. The lieutenant’s pose of attentiveness fooled no one on the bridge, but it would have been just like him to emerge from his normal state of internal oblivion at precisely the wrong moment for Alcott. So far, he hadn’t, however, and that posed a most uncomfortable dilemma for Del Conte.