Lisle pretended to brush a speck of dust from his notes. Without looking up, he said, “Wit? Was that what it was? I beg your pardon, Lord Belder, for not responding to your remarks. I mistook you for a saint.”
“A saint?” said Belder with a laugh—for Olivia’s benefit, no doubt, to show how little he cared about being reprimanded publicly like a boorish schoolboy.
“Certainly,” Lisle said. “In Egypt, you see, those of slow understanding or no understanding are called saints, and their peculiarities of appearance, speech, and behavior are regarded as signs of divine blessing.”
The audience roared. The scholars took a moment to exact their revenge, making Belder the butt of their jokes. He obliged them by turning redder than Olivia’s hair.
Having administered the setdown Belder had been begging for, Lisle delivered the rest of Daphne’s paper in peace.
When he’d finished answering questions and the audience began to disperse, he broke through the wall of men surrounding Olivia—dim-witted fowl clustered about a dozing crocodile, as he saw it—and offered to take her home. Turning away from Belder, she bestowed a smile on Lisle so dazzling that he couldn’t see straight for a moment. Then she took his arm. They walked to her carriage, her maid, Bailey, trailing after them.
The footman had put down the step and Olivia was moving toward it when a boy flew along the pavement straight at them. He was running at top speed, dodging the groups of scholarly gentlemen arguing about pharaohs as they walked along the Strand.
He dodged Lisle as well, but then he made the mistake of glancing Olivia’s way, and the blaze of beauty blinded and unbalanced him. His step faltered and his focus went astray, even while his legs kept moving.
At this same moment, Lord Belder was hurrying toward Olivia’s carriage. The boy ran straight into him, and they both stumbled. The boy landed on the pavement and Belder in the gutter.
The lad scrambled to his feet, threw Belder a horrified look, and set off.
“Stop, thief!” Belder roared. A couple of his friends caught the boy as he tried to run past them.
His lordship rose from the gutter. Passing acquaintances treated him to the usual lumbering wit: “Just waking up, Belder?” or “Is that the latest in beauty baths, Belder?” and so on.
Brown and black substances of unsavory origin splotched his fawn trousers and blue coat, his elaborately tied neckcloth, his waistcoat, and his gloves. He looked down at his clothes, then at the boy. The look made the boy squirm and yell, “It was an accident, your worship! I didn’t take nothing!”
“It’s true,” Olivia called over the noise. “I saw what happened. If he’d been stealing, he would—”
“Wait in the carriage, and let me deal with it,” Lisle cut in before she could explain how petty theft was properly done. She was, after all, an expert.
“Don’t be silly,” she said. “I can settle this.”
He tried to lead her away, but she shook him off and marched to the men holding the boy.
“Let him go,” she said. “It was an accident.”
To Lisle, the warning signs were obvious: the flush rising from her neck to her cheeks and the You blockheads implied in her stress on “accident.”
Since he couldn’t drag her away bodily, he would have to drown her out. But Belder spoke first.
“You don’t know what these wretched creatures get up to, Miss Carsington,” he said. “They bump into people on purpose, to pick our pockets.”
Lisle said, “That may be so but—”
“Not this one,” Olivia said. “A proper thief would have been so quick and efficient, you’d hardly notice him. He’d take care not to knock you down or draw attention to himself, and he wouldn’t pause, but get away instantly. Furthermore, they usually work in pairs.”
She was absolutely right, and any rational man would recognize this.
But Belder was in a temper, he had scores to settle, and the boy was the easiest target. He only gave her a patronizing smile and turned to the bystanders. “Someone fetch a constable,” he called.
“No!” the boy shouted. “I didn’t take nothing!”
He pulled and kicked, trying to get free.
Lord Belder cuffed his head.
“You great bully!” Olivia cried. Up went her furled umbrella, and down, sharply, on his shoulder.
“Ow!”
“Release that child!” She swung the umbrella at the men holding the boy.
Belder grabbed her arm to stop her beating his friends.
Lisle saw the dirty, gloved hand wrapped about Olivia’s arm. Then he saw red.
He advanced, took Belder roughly by the arm, and yanked him away. “Don’t touch her,” he said in a low, hard voice. “Don’t ever touch her.”
Chapter 3
Two minutes later
Oh, miss,” said Bailey. “They’re going to kill each other.”
Lisle had flung Belder away almost as soon as he’d grabbed him, but Belder wasn’t about to let it end there. He pushed Lisle, and Lisle pushed back harder, knocking Belder against the fence. Belder bounced up, tore off his gloves, threw down his hat, and put up his fists. Lisle did the same.
Don’t touch her, he’d said, in a low, deadly voice that made her shiver.
How silly. She was no schoolroom miss—yet her heart raced as it had never done before, though men fought over her all the time, and though she knew it meant nothing special to Lisle. He acted instinctively, protective by nature. Belligerent, too.
But she hadn’t seen him fight in years.
She hadn’t seen any fights in years, she reminded herself. Men usually met at dawn, well out of the public eye, because dueling was illegal.
Fisticuffs, however, were not. Still, they were hardly common among gentlemen, in broad day, on a major London thoroughfare.
No wonder she was excited.
“They will try to kill each other,” she told Bailey. “But all they’ll do is pummel each other, and that’s preferable to pistols at twenty paces. Belder’s spoiling for a fight, and Lisle will enjoy accommodating him.”
A glance at her maid told her that Bailey, too, was not unmoved. A petite, pretty brunette, Bailey was not as delicate as she looked. She would not have survived her employment with Olivia otherwise.
“You’ve never seen Lisle fight,” Olivia said. “He looks so angelic, I know, with his fair hair and those cool grey eyes of his, but he’s a ferocious pugilist. I once saw him make mincemeat of a great ox of a boy, easily twice his size.”
It had happened on the day she’d started on her Noble Quest to Bristol. Lisle hadn’t approved of Nat Diggerby as a traveling companion for her.
Truth to tell, she hadn’t been overly fond of Diggerby, either. Though she’d pretended not to care, she’d been vastly relieved when Lisle took his place.
She turned her attention to the fight, wishing she could see more of it. She could hear the grunts and the thuds of fists connecting with body parts, but a great crowd of men blocked her view. They were shouting encouragement in between betting on the outcome.
Even she knew better than to try to break into that circle. A lady did not get mixed up in throngs of bloodthirsty males. A lady waited at a safe distance from the fray.
If she could have climbed onto the footmen’s perch at the back of the carriage she could have a better view, but she mustn’t do that, either.
She could only wait, listening and making do with glimpses, and hoping Lisle would come out of it in one piece. He was used to fighting, she told herself. People were always trying to kill him in Egypt. Still, Belder was for some reason madly jealous of him, and Lisle had humiliated the man in front of an audience of important men.
After what seemed hours but could only have been minutes, there was a shout, then quiet. Then the wall of men b
egan to give way. She saw Belder lying on the ground, and some of his friends going to him.
She pushed forward, using her elbows and her umbrella to make way through the thinning crowd.
She grabbed Lisle’s arm and tugged. “Come away,” she said.
He looked at her blankly. His hair was tangled and filthy and his lip was bleeding. Blood spattered his neckcloth, which was torn. A sleeve of his coat had been partly ripped away from the shoulder seam.
“Come away,” she said. “He can’t fight anymore.”
Lisle looked at the man on the ground, then turned back to her. “Are you not going to comfort him?”
“No.”
He took out his handkerchief and started to wipe his lip, and winced.
She took the handkerchief from him and dabbed at his lip. “You’ll have a prime black eye by tomorrow, and you’ll be eating soft foods for the next few days,” she said.
“You have a knack for attracting idiots,” he said.
She stopped dabbing. “Your lip is going to swell,” she said. “With any luck, you won’t be able to talk.” She shook her head, turned away, and started for her carriage.
He followed. “You oughtn’t to encourage them when you don’t want them,” he said.
“I don’t have to encourage them,” she said. “DeLucey women attract men. And men, by and large, are idiots. That includes you. You were looking for an excuse to fight, just as he was.”
“Perhaps I was,” Lisle said. “I can’t remember when last I had so much fun thrashing somebody.”
He offered his bruised and dirty hand to help her keep her balance on the narrow carriage step. She looked down at his hand and raised an eyebrow.
“Squeamish?” he said.
“Not likely,” she said. “I was thinking that’s going to hurt later.”
“It was worth it,” he said.
Men, she thought.
She took his hand, climbed into the carriage, and settled onto her seat. Bailey followed and took the seat opposite.
“I’m not sure the fun of beating Belder will be worth the price,” she said.
“I’m used to black eyes and sore jaws,” he said.
“That isn’t what I meant,” she said. “Your parents won’t be pleased when they hear about it.”
He shrugged.
“You’d better let me drive you home,” she said.
He shook his head. “It’s out of your way. Nichols will be along in a minute, as soon as he recovers my hat.”
The slim valet hurried toward them at that moment, brushing at Lisle’s hat with his handkerchief.
Bailey gave Lisle’s handsome manservant a sharp glance, and sniffed disdainfully. “We’d better go straight home, miss,” she said.
“She’s right,” Lisle said. “It won’t be long before all of London hears how you beat Belder with your umbrella. You’ll want to be at home before the news arrives, so you can shape the tale to suit you.”
It wouldn’t matter what version of the story Olivia gave her parents. They were growing tired of the scandals. Grandmama and Grandpapa Hargate would have something to say, too, and that wouldn’t be pleasant. They thought it was long past time she was married. She needed a husband and children to settle her, they believed. They’d settled all their children satisfactorily. But their offspring were all men, and they weren’t in the least like her. No one was like her, except other Dreadful DeLuceys: restless, untrustworthy creatures.
If she married, her life would narrow down to wifehood and motherhood, and she’d spend the years slowly suffocating. She’d never do anything truly interesting, ever again. Certainly, she’d never have the great adventures she’d always dreamed of.
Not that she had much hope of any at present, in a society bound by increasingly strict rules.
But so long as she was nobody’s wife—and so long as Great-Grandmama was alive, to stand up to the others for her—Olivia had a measure of freedom, at least.
She wouldn’t give that up until she had absolutely no other choice.
“Join us for dinner,” she told Lisle. “We can talk then.”
“I reckon I’d better wash first,” he said.
He grinned at her, looking for a moment like a grubby schoolboy, and reminding her of the schoolboy who’d pummeled Nat Diggerby and played the part of her loyal squire en route to Bristol.
The grin, combined with the recollection, set things fluttering inside her. “I reckon you’d better,” she said.
He closed the carriage door.
She sat back in her seat, so that she wouldn’t be tempted to look out of the window and watch him walk away.
She felt the carriage bounce slightly as the footmen leapt up to their places. One of them rapped on the carriage roof, and the vehicle lurched into motion.
After a minute or two, Bailey said, “Miss, you’ve still got his lordship’s handkerchief.”
Olivia looked down at it. She’d have it laundered, then add it to her collection. The glove of her right hand concealed the scarab he’d sent her long ago. She’d had it made into a ring, which she wore constantly. There were his letters as well, too few of them: one for every half dozen of hers.
She had his friendship and every one of his letters. She had the trinkets he’d sent her and odd, rubbishy remembrances she’d collected. That, she knew, was as much as anyone would ever get from him. He’d given himself—heart and mind and soul—to Egypt a long time ago.
“He won’t miss it,” she said.
Atherton House
The same evening
“Oh, Peregrine, how could you?” Lady Atherton wailed. “Brawling! Like a common ruffian! In the Strand, of all places, for all the world to see!”
She turned to her husband. “You see, Jasper? This is what comes of leaving Rupert Carsington in charge of him for all these years.”
That was completely illogical. Lisle had been getting into fights for as long as he could remember. He hadn’t needed any guidance from Uncle Rupert in that department. He’d never in his life run from a fight, no matter who the adversary or how big or how many. Never had, never would.
“You’ve turned into a savage!” his father raged. “You cannot even present a paper to the Society of Antiquaries without instigating a riot.”
“Hardly a riot,” Lisle said. “More like a scuffle. The papers have more interesting matters to report.”
“The newspapers like nothing better than lurid stories about men fighting over Olivia Carsington,” Mama said. “I cannot believe you let her make a fool of you, too. I am mortified. How shall I face my friends after this? How shall I hold my head up?” She sank onto the chaise longue and burst into tears.
“This is what comes of indulging your Egyptian nonsense,” said Father. “Well, I’m putting a stop to it, once and for all. Until I see a glimmer of filial duty, a semblance of gentlemanly behavior, you shall not get another farthing from me.”
Lisle stared at him for a moment. He’d expected a scene, naturally. He would have been shocked if his parents had not ranted and raved.
But this was new. He wasn’t sure he’d heard aright. Like other noblemen’s sons, Lisle was utterly dependent on his father financially. Money was all he got from his parents. They’d never given him affection or understanding. Those the Carsingtons gave him, abundantly. But he couldn’t go to the Carsingtons for money.
“You’re cutting me off?” he said.
“You’ve mocked us, ignored us, used us, and abused our generosity,” Father said. “We’ve borne it all patiently, but this time you’ve gone too far. You’ve embarrassed your mother.”
On cue, his mother fainted.
“This is mad,” Lisle said. “How am I to live?”
His father hurried to his mother’s side to ad
minister smelling salts. “If you want money, you’ll do as other gentlemen do,” he said as he tenderly lifted Mother’s head from the pillow onto which it had conveniently fallen. “You’ll respect your parents’ wishes. You’ll go to Scotland as we ask, and you’ll assume responsibility for once in your life. You’ll go to Egypt again over my dead body!”
Lisle didn’t come to dinner, after all. Late in the afternoon, Olivia received a note from him:
If I come to dinner, I’ll have to kill somebody. Best to keep away. You’re probably in enough trouble.
L
She wrote back:
It isn’t safe to Write. Meet me at Hyde Park Corner. Tomorrow. Ten o’clock in the Morning. DO NOT FAIL ME.
O
Hyde Park
The following morning
Only a few years ago, London’s most fashionable gentlemen could be counted on to take a stroll in Hyde Park every morning, then return at the fashionable hour, between five and seven o’clock in the afternoon.
These days a stroll in the forenoon was not merely unfashionable but vulgar.
Morning was, therefore, the perfect time for a Clandestine Rendezvous, as Olivia would have written in one of her missives.
She was late, naturally, and Lisle had never been good at waiting. But he forgot his impatience when she came into view, a great pale blue plume waving from the top of her hat like a banner carried into battle. She wore a riding dress of military cut, of a deep blue that matched her eyes.
The low slant of morning sun caught the curly hair escaping the confines of her hat and pins, and made it shimmer like garnets.
When she came alongside him, he still hadn’t caught his breath.
“You’ve no idea the difficulty I had getting away from Bailey,” she said. “You’d think she’d be glad to be excused, as she hates riding in Town, but no, she was determined to come with me. I had the devil’s own time persuading her to stay and allay suspicion. As it was, I was obliged to take a groom.” She tipped her beplumed head in the direction of a young male in livery trailing at a tactful distance behind her. “Not that you and I have anything to hide, but all the family are vexed with me for getting you into the fight with Belder.”
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