“Where would you find this paragon? You’ve got someone in mind, haven’t you?”
“I do. She already writes for Sunrise.” I handed him a sample column I knew would appeal to him.
“I should read my own magazines.”
“You’d spend all your time trying to keep up. I understand why you stick to news. I happen to like reading about house kinds of stuff. And this column reminded me of—well, that last Christmas.” He knew I meant the last one when Mom had been alive. We’d gone to Cape Cod. The details were like picture postcards in my mind.
He was reading it already. The article was called “Christmas on the Coast.” Valentine had a good command of evocative detail. I could smell the cedar sprigs and mulled cider she described and even envision myself tackling wainscotting—that is, if I had any need to do it myself. Something about the way she wrote made me want to own a power drill.
Daddy handed back the article and stood up. “Do some more research, Sheila. It’s time you ran something start to finish. I’m sure you’ll bring me a winner.”
His desk phone was buzzing and as he strode toward the desk I admired his vitality. Only after I turned thirty did I realize the degree to which he liked home and hearth. I wondered if he knew that his relationships didn’t last because the women he attracted weren’t homebodies and that they all fell rapidly out of love with him when they discovered he really did prefer romping with the dogs and hiking to shopping in Paris.
“I’ll keep you up-to-date,” I said from the door. “I’ve got two days free unexpectedly and I’ll probably sound out this woman before I head for the shareholders’ meeting. So I’ll see you back in Dallas.”
He rolled his eyes and reached for the phone. “I have the distinct feeling you haven’t told me everything, but I can live with that.” He winked, then said, “Mark Warnell,” into the phone. I was dismissed.
As I shut the door behind me I wondered if the corporate jet was busy. What I hadn’t told my father was how much of a hurry I was in to see Valkyrie Valentine in the flesh again. Very much in the flesh.
I loved the sound of her voice. Not husky, not breathy. Direct without being strident, right in the middle of the general female range in tone. She said hello and it made me shiver.
“Valkyrie Valentine?” I wondered, not for the first time, if that outlandish name was real. “This is Sheila Thintowski. I’m affiliated with Sunrise. I have an interesting proposal for you and wondered if we could meet over dinner this evening. It would be very much worth your while.”
“How intriguing. Yes, I’m free for dinner.”
“Good.” I looked out the airplane window. If the company jet had been available I’d have been on the ground already. C’est la vie. “It might be easier if I met you somewhere. I’ll be coming from the airport.” The sun was dropping behind a low bank of fog, streaking the skyscrapers with orange and red. I’m always surprised by how small the financial district of San Francisco looks, and how much water and green surrounds the city. So many trees. Everything from sailboats to ferries to cruise liners dotted the surface of the bay. Even the long lines of cars in stop-and-go traffic added glitter to the panorama.
“Why don’t we meet at the Blue Muse on Hayes? At eight?”
“I’m sure a cabbie can find it. I look forward to seeing you again.”
After a pause, she said curiously, “Have we met?”
“Yes. We shared a laugh over wine at the dedication of the new Hormel Center.” The event had been very gay, in every sense of the word.
Her voice, incredibly, warmed even further. I could imagine it whispering seductive nothings in my ear. “I remember now. You told me to call you She-Thing.”
“That’s me.”
“Well, I’m looking forward to seeing you later this evening then.”
“See you at eight.” I imagined her reclining on the delicate chaise of the reading room she’d described several issues ago. My imagination added that rich figure draped in silk, a slipper dangling from one slender foot. It had been a very long time since a woman had made me feel the way Valkyrie Valentine did. I intended to savor the feeling for years to come.
The Blue Muse was a small restaurant with a fish pond. Not long on decor beyond the fish. I sipped a decent enough scotch at the bar while I waited. It was ten minutes after eight and even though I was eager to see Mrs. Valentine again I was miffed at her late arrival. I was prepared to forgive her, however, given the proper inducement.
The door chime clinked and I looked in the mirror above the bar and this time it was her. Good God. Creamy skin brushed with bronze, ocean-blue eyes that made me want to dive into her depths. Could that color be real—I remembered them more violet—or was it tinted contacts? Let it be real, I thought, and her name, too. I wanted her to be real to me.
I slid off the barstool, sure that my miniskirt and matching bolero jacket, both in screaming chartreuse, would catch her attention. But as I approached she looked past me. That was two demerits. If it hadn’t been for the way her red lips made it hard for me to concentrate I would have been truly piqued.
Then she looked at me, really looked at me. Our eye contact stilled us both for about five seconds, then someone else came in and we were approaching each other to shake hands, murmur polite greetings and pretend that we both weren’t thinking where the nearest hotel was. At least, that’s what I was thinking. Fortunately, my father’s daughter waved red flags and I snapped out of my impulse to offer her anything for a smile.
I got plenty of smiles over dinner. Fresh Pacific salmon is a favorite of mine and the hollandaise was surprisingly spicy. She had medallions of filet mignon in a Roquefort sauce, and she ate every bite. The last three women I’d dated wouldn’t eat a lettuce leaf between them for dinner, and her vibrant glow of health and lack of pretension made me feel, well, less jaded.
I couldn’t tell you what we talked about before the coffee came. Whatever it was had been entertaining and stress-free.
She sipped her coffee, then cupped her chin in one elegant hand and fixed me with a warm, blue stare. “So I don’t think you came all this way just to buy me dinner.”
I would have, but perhaps on not so tight a schedule. “I wish I could say my intentions were that simple.”
Her crimson lips curved in the soft light. “I doubt anything you do is simple.”
“Well, I’ll ask a simple question, then. Have you ever thought of doing a program in addition to your column?”
Her eyes lit up. Zing. “I have.”
“Have you thought about how that could happen?”
“I can tell you how it won’t happen. It won’t happen with me knocking on agents' doors and pinholing executives at conventions.”
I laughed. “You’re right. What you need is someone who knows how it’s done. And who thinks you are exactly what the house and home industry needs.”
“And that would be you?” Her lips pressed together in a fixed smile and I realized I had no idea what she was thinking.
“That would be me. I’ve been reading your column for the last two years. After I met you in September I’ve been wondering just how you’d look on tape.”
“I have a demo.”
That caught me off guard. I don’t know why I’d been hoping that the idea had only vaguely occurred to her. I wanted her to be a little ambitious, but Daddy was right—too much ambition and we could foot the bill for making her name a household word without building any loyalty to us. I kicked myself for my Svengali tendencies. “When could I see it?” I expected her say right now, at her apartment.
Instead she said, “I’ll send it to you.” Her color rose slightly and I wondered what the mystery was.
“I’d love to take it with me to show around at a shareholders’ meeting.”
Her dark, thick lashes hid her thoughts and made mine turn to less businesslike transactions. “I’m having it copied for a few people. I might be able to locate a copy tonight. Maybe I could drop it by your ho
tel so you could take it with you?”
“I’m not leaving until tomorrow afternoon.” I had two appointments with ad agencies to fill out the trip. “But my day is rather full tomorrow. I’d love to see it tonight.” A flash of blue told me she understood that I might have slightly more on my mind than the tape.
“Well, then, I’ll have to get it to you tonight, won’t I? It shouldn’t be too hard.”
“I’m glad you’ve given this some thought. I don’t just work for Sunrise, I’m actually in the creative department for Warnell Communications.” Her eyes widened. “And I know you appreciate how much Warnell could do for you.”
“I do. And I know that you appreciate how much I could do for Warnell.”
She certainly didn’t lack confidence. Odd that I had flashes when I knew what she was thinking, but mostly I hadn’t a clue—she could surprise me. Okay, she didn’t need a Svengali. Fine, I thought. A more equal partnership is more likely to last.
She was hailing a taxi when I remembered my curiosity about her name. I’d already ascertained that her eyes were that brilliant violet-green-blue—no sign of a lens. “I have to ask—your name?”
“Is it real?” She waved at a cab which sped on by. “Believe it or not, it is. Right on the birth certificate. Valentine isn’t that rare a last name and my parents evidently thought it would be a hoot to call me Val Val.” Those incredible eyes rolled heavenward. “Parents.”
“Do you have a middle name?”
“Jeepers. Margaret. Do I look like a Margaret?”
I didn’t think so, but I wasn’t about to tell her I liked the name Margaret because my first serious lover had been a Margaret.
A cab coasted to the curb and she scooted in. I followed her, glad of the dark backseat, and not for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, my hotel was not very far away and only a few minutes later I paid the cabbie enough to take Val all the way home and we parted without so much as a kiss.
There was still later that night, I told myself.
At my hotel, satisfied with how my plans were progressing, I spent a few minutes asking myself if my libido was a good measure for the reaction of the American consuming public. Well, I liked beautiful women and lord knows the American appetite for them was insatiable. A beautiful woman who could build a house, cook a gourmet meal? For a huge segment of women, she’d represent an ideal. And men, being men, would wonder if all that energy and vibrant life would carry over to the bedroom. I laughed at myself. It wasn’t just the men who would be wondering. Perhaps she’d even become a lesbian cult figure, like Xena.
My father had told me once that I never had a problem with small dreams.
I left voice mail for a marketing director I trusted to take me seriously about setting up focus groups. Then I called my favorite talent coordinator to do a profile of Ms. Valentine, warts and all. No sense thinking about market shares and syndication sales if she had something unpalatable in her past. I was prepared for an uphill battle against homophobia, but there was no sense making that job harder than it need be.
Another hour passed before my phone rang.
“I have a delivery for Sheila Thintowski,” an unfamiliar voice announced. Egads, someone had a horrible head cold.
“Who is it from?”
“Uh, Valentine.”
The cat! She had sent a messenger instead of coming herself! I looked down at my deceptively innocent flannel robe. More than one woman had thought the robe would never lead to bed, and they’d all been wrong. I sincerely believed, as Bette Davis did, that a bare shoulder emerging from flannel was more sexy than a naked body.
“Please give it to a bellman to be brought up. Can you get a message back to the sender?”
“Yeah.” Usual slacker tones.
“Please tell her I’m disappointed we couldn’t watch the tape together.”
“Yeah, sure.”
When the tape arrived I was sorely tempted to drop it out the window. She had been interested in me and yet had avoided an obvious opportunity to get to know me up close and personal.
Duh, I told myself. She just might be in an inconvenient relationship. Although she didn’t seem the type. She had been too aware of me to be thoroughly invested with someone else. I was willing to bet she wasn’t the monogamous type.
Well, maybe she didn’t want to mix business and pleasure quite yet. After all, she had no idea who I was, not really. I could be just like any guy with casting couch intentions. I was certain she’d had her share of those offers. It rankled to think she might have thought that’s what I had in mind. Maybe I had been a little over the top. Hmph.
Having nothing else more intriguing to do I watched the demo tape. The camera work was surprisingly good—she must have paid a pro. When it was over I was more certain than ever that my libido and business sense were both right on the money this time. Her informality and humor countered her beauty and elegance—she wouldn’t threaten women. I was willing to predict quite a range of female demographics. Her competence and looks would pull in men.
I took the tape out of the machine and kissed it. It tasted like success.
Val rubbed her nose and prayed that Sheila had not recognized her voice. She was well aware that if she had gone up to Sheila’s room she might have let her trim legs and full lips get the better of her. Sheila’s goodwill could be the gift of a lifetime—or a curse.
She hurried out of the hotel, lest Sheila somehow discover her there, and splurged on another cab. A north wind chivied leaves and litter down Market Street, and she huddled inside her jacket. The events of the evening had left her more numb than the cold.
This Thintowski woman was pretty darned dynamic. It was quite obvious her intentions were both business and personal. She could do a lot for Val, and Val was quite certain that she would enjoy a personal relationship with She-Thing.
It wasn’t until she had feared Sheila would ask where she lived that Val had realized she was in a bind. What she wrote in her columns about reading rooms and dens, foyers and fireplaces—it was all an amalgamation of other people’s houses. Her apartment was a catastrophe. She couldn’t entertain Sheila there. And what if Sheila stayed the night? Val knew her limitations. More than Pop-Tarts for breakfast and Sheila would know her cooking skills were… well, overstated. Fraud was such an unpleasant word.
She could see the value of Sheila’s good opinion. Perhaps if they got further in negotiations, Val could come clean about her little exaggerations. But she had to hook Sheila. If she were someone else she could sleep with Sheila to cement their future, but it was not her style. Sex was for fun, not business, and not meant to use people. Besides, something warned her that Sheila wasn’t one to let her emotions cloud her business judgment.
It was inconvenient to have a military father who had hammered into Val that anything earned easily wasn’t worth having. The world did not come on a silver platter. Strong people made the platter themselves, then hauled the world onto it.
At home Val dithered about what she would do if Sheila called in the morning and wanted to see the wonderful home Val had been describing. Well, she would be out. But that wouldn’t work for long. She wanted to meet with Sheila again because that was the only way to move forward.
The next morning Val used the answering machine to screen calls and went into a panic when she heard Sheila’s voice.
“I think your demo tape is fabulous and I’ll be making copies to send to a few people at Warnell. I was hoping to see you again before I left for a shareholders’ meeting, but I had to reshuffle my appointments for today and leave a little earlier than planned. I’ll be in touch with you early next week. I’d really like to see some of your projects. I’m partial to shrimp scampi—that’s a big hint. I can’t wait to taste your cooking.” She rattled off a string of phone numbers where she could be reached and then hung up.
Thank God, Val thought. She was not ready for fame and fortune. Then she realized Sheila was expecting shrimp scampi when they did meet.<
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She packed for her weekend with Jan with a spinning head. Maybe she could claim that the house burned down. Maybe she could get the food from a restaurant. But Sheila would want to see her make it. And Sheila could never, ever see the apartment. Val didn’t even know if the oven worked.
She met Jan downstairs. Jan had volunteered to do the driving and had taken care of all the arrangements, saying she knew the coast pretty well. Even though her thighs clenched at the sight of Jan, Val couldn’t shake Sheila Thintowski, and all that Sheila could offer, out of her mind.
Chapter 5
Jan drove like a maniac up Highway 1. The scenic beauty of low gray mist over rolling blue ocean was lost on Val as she clutched the passenger grip and braced herself for every horseshoe turn. By the time they stopped in Jenner-by-the-Sea for lunch, Val was half-exhausted. She kept thinking about the night ahead and its certain pleasures, but it was not balancing out a day of sheer terror.
By the time they arrived at a lesbian-run bed and breakfast in Little River, Val was ready to scream. Maybe she could volunteer for the drive back. Maybe she could take the bus back. When she stepped out of the car she wanted to kiss the ground.
They had a lovely dinner in nearby Mendocino, and that took the edge off Val’s certainty that she’d had a near death experience. The evening that followed, in their own little cabin behind the main house, made the drive up worth it—but Val still wasn’t sure about the drive back.
They spent Saturday morning in bed. Only desperate hunger got them up. They feasted on surprisingly good burgers in Mendocino, a town Val had always thought too upscale and holistic to sport a joint with burgers fried on the grill next to the bacon and onions. Afterward, they explored the little shopping district, poking in and out of consignment shops, a neat-o keen toy store and dozens of boutiques with lots of locally made clothing, art and jewelry.
Val fell in love with one of the home craft stores. They had wrought iron outdoor faucet handles in whimsical shapes—everything from a spotted ladybug to a winged fairy. The statuary made her want to start gardening immediately, incorporating an entire plan around a concrete bench fashioned with the front and hindquarters of a smirking pig as the two uprights.
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