by Lee Child
“We’re gonna get a good thing goin’, Ron,” Eddy tells me. “Get this thing here down to a science.”
“Yeah.”
A science. This guy must have a wardrobe’s worth of skeletons in his closet.
I have to wonder how Eddy sees and uncovers this aspect of The City with such ease. He knows where to go. He can find and spot his mark. Eddy is no protector of children. Unlike The Kid, Eddy does not know his own power. What some men do to children is an unchangeable truth in Eddy’s life. He is a perpetual witness. His triumph is that he then hurts the aggressor by taking his money. Eddy is proud of this solution. Eddy then pays the children. He is their friend.
Or maybe he doesn’t care. Maybe it’s just a hustle like any other hustle, like any of Pop’s hustles. There’s money, and a game to get it.
I turn from the water and see the building we will go to from behind. It is one of two old buildings that shoot up into the sky like cylinders—one red, and the other beige. I’m not sure which color we will enter.
We walk back up to the residential avenue, The Kid with his blonde hair in tow. Eddy checks the license again, and looks up at the contrasting cylinders. There are two doorways, the red one a staircase above street level, the beige a staircase below. Red, I guess. Red makes sense. Eddy drops his cigarette, crushes it with his plain black shoe, and then begins down the steps toward the burrowed cavelike beige door. He rings the buzzer, takes out his badge, and folds it in his breast pocket so it shows clearly. He gestures for me to do the same.
“Yes?” says the filtered voice.
“Is this Mr. Edward Schalaci?”
“Who’s this?” says the voice, sounding like a woman.
“This is Detective May with the NYPD. Does a Mr. Schalaci live there?”
“Yes.”
“To your knowledge, did he lose his wallet, ma’am?”
A pause. He should have said, might we have a word, ma’am?
“I think so,” says the woman.
Eddy smiles at me.
“Mark can’t deny it’s his now. Love when the wife’s home.”
The buzzer rings and the three of us walk up the creaky stairs, the air hot and damp. I sweat. I hear Eddy wheezing ahead of me. His feet drop heavily on the steps.
“Cocksuckin’ walk-up,” mutters Eddy.
He reaches the top and lets out a huge exhale. He turns to The Kid.
“Wait here,” he says, and then turns to me. “Follow me. Let me do the talkin’.”
The door opens and a pretty older blonde opens the door, her face inquisitive but pleasant.
Rebecca Schalaci.
“Hello, detectives, I’m Rebecca Schalaci.”
Rebecca Schalaci is Margaret Gallo.
“Good morning, Ms. Schalaci. Sorry to disturb you. Is Mr. Schalaci at home?”
“Uh, yes,” she says, and glances at me. “I’ll get him.”
She walks off. Eddy holds the door open.
“Ms. Schalaci,” he says, “you mind if we come in?”
“No,” she says, hesitant. “Not at all. Can I get you anything?”
“We’re fine, thank you Ms. Schalaci.”
She disappears into the back. The home is top notch, with natural light, neutral walls, ornate molding, a display case with ancient plates, next to a plasma-screen TV. Eddy smiles.
“Wow. What you think we can get outta this guy? Quick, Ron.”
I think.
“Thirty.”
“We can beat thirty.”
He is right.
“We can do better than thirty for sure. Good-looking broad, huh?”
He turns to look at me, his eyes finding mine for a moment, then looking off again.
“Shame. Good-looking broad like that, got no idea what she’s into.” Eddy nods to himself, repeating “shame.”
The mark shows. The man is half gray, half bald, half concerned, and half dressed. He inserts a cuff link into the sleeve of his open shirt as he walks in.
Edward Schalaci is Woodrow Collins.
“Can I help you, officers?”
“Mr. Schalaci,” begins Eddy, “we found a wallet with your ID inside.” Eddy holds up the wallet. “Mr. Schalaci, does this wallet belong to you?”
Schalaci examines the wallet suspiciously.
“Uh, yeah, thank you. That’s my wallet.”
Eddy turns to me and nods.
“Better go get The Kid,” he says.
I nod officially, like a detective.
“Sir, can we go to a more private part of the apartment?” asks Eddy.
I go back out into the hallway. I see The Kid.
“Time,” I tell him. He seems younger still, skim-coated skin— a child’s sharp teeth. He looks back at me like, fuck you.
I lead The Kid inside and find Eddy and Schalaci in what looks like a study. Schalaci sees The Kid and his jaw drops.
“Mr. Schalaci, do you recognize this child?”
Schalaci is speechless.
“Mr. Schalaci, answer the goddamn question. Do you recognize this child?”
Schalaci nods, slowly.
“I thought you did, Mr. Schalaci.”
The Kid looks bored.
“Is this the man?” I ask The Kid.
The Kid nods, and points as if he is in court.
“This boy, Mr. Schalaci, has identified you, and his parents are making a formal complaint against you, that you had sex with him, and that you abused him.”
“Are you…” mutters Schalaci, losing his voice.
“I am very serious, Mr. Schalaci.” Eddy reaches into his pocket and takes out the phony arrest warrant he has written up, and shows it to Schalaci. Schalaci takes it. He seems impressed.
“Do you understand the severity of these charges?”
“I … I’m sorry…”
“Take The Kid back out,” Eddy tells me.
I walk The Kid back out of the room, and let Eddy do his thing. We go out in the hallway, and as I turn to go back inside, The Kid gives me the finger. I don’t control myself this time. My open hand flies and cuffs the back of his head; a wisp of blonde hair springs up. His face gets red and he bites his lip with his sharp teeth, sizing me. He smirks, like he got what he wanted. I don’t care. It felt good.
In the study, Eddy is into his routine.
“… bail on the warrant there is set at forty thousand. Now, I’m a reasonable man, Mr. Schalaci. I want this taken care of, but I don’t see the need to disrupt your life, or haul you in or anything like that. I can go back, I’ll change a few numbers on the warrant and it’ll just get lost in the paperwork. If you want, I’ll even send you the warrant and you can rip it up, frame it, or wash you widows with it, point is you won’t hear from us.”
Eddy begins to sound like a salesman. Schalaci thinks hard about this, leaning back against his desk.
“They’ll never call you again.”
Schalaci nods slowly and a sense of relief washes over him.
“They won’t call me?”
“No, sir. It’ll be taken care of. I can promise you that.”
Schalaci has not looked at me once this whole time. He gets up off his desk and walks past me, putting the cuff link into his other sleeve.
“Honey, I’m stepping outside with these gentlemen for a moment.”
Eddy whispers to me.
“Guy’s loaded. Shame about her.”
Schalaci puts on his blazer and we follow him out the door. We leave The Kid in the stairwell playing with his gum, shooting knives at me from his eyes. We go back down the stairs and outside. We follow Schalaci past a silver Corvette, a couple of blocks over, around the corner and into a Citibank. Eddy hops in a corner store quickly and buys a pack of cigarettes. He pounds it into his palm, drops the cellophane on the sidewalk, and flips his lucky. He pops one in his mouth and offers me another. I take it.
“Why you smoking all of a sudden?”
“Don’t know. Big job, you know. Got me nervous.”
I don’t know, I really don’t. Eddy is smoking, so I want to smoke, too.
“Figure in a month or two, call the guy up, tell him it’s taken care of. He’ll be happy, you know, thank God nothing happened to him. Rest of his life he’ll think some policeman took money, fixed the case and that’s that.”
I look at Eddy’s unassuming face and think of Pop, the transformation after the police and Waterfront Commission raided his docks; outraged beyond baseball, beyond a Puerto Rican wife. A few bosses and many of his friends did some serious time behind that raid. Pop came to The City to look in my face with his hound eyes. “You know how that made me look?” he demanded of me. “I didn’t know,” I told him. I didn’t, I swore I didn’t.
I think of The Kid and wonder, if Pop had smacked me just once, let me know who was in charge, let me know how he felt. Enough of the hound dog eyes, the lovable loser. Softest crook I ever knew. If he’d laid it down, shown some huevos, maybe it wouldn’t be as hard as it was. Maybe I wouldn’t have even tried to be a cop.
Eddy inhales a menthol with vacant confidence, a man who isn’t wrong even when he’s wrong.
“Eddy,” I tell him, “something’s not right about this guy. You know?”
“Hey, Ronny, I been at this a long time, I know when something’s off. This guy’s perfect. He assumes he can throw money at anything, make it go away, so he can act any way he wants. Didn’t even hesitate, like, forty? That’s it?”
“I don’t know. The guy never looked at me, never once. Wasn’t right.”
“Trust me. This is right as it gets.”
Schalaci comes back out of the Citibank.
“Let’s go back up to my apartment,” he says.
Eddy nods like it’s a good idea and charges forward, heavy eyes squinting in the morning light.
* * *
Eddy is spent when we get back up to the apartment, wheezing and coughing. Ms. Schalaci gets him a paper towel from the kitchen and Eddy wipes himself down.
“Detective?” asks Schalaci, pushy. “This way.”
We follow him into the study. I see Ms. Schalaci out of corner of my eye, following us. Margaret Gallo.
Schalaci turns. I mean, Woodrow Collins turns. Woody. Asshole.
I leave the door open behind us. Eddy coughs and coughs. He doesn’t notice the door. Eddy is the best police impersonator. But he doesn’t notice a lot.
Schalaci holds out an envelope. Eddy coughs.
“Forty?” he asks.
Schalaci nods. My pulse is a jackhammer.
Eddy covers his mouth with the paper towel. He reaches with his other hand, nodding. He coughs into the towel. He takes the envelope.
My name is Eddie Schalaci. I am Eddie Schalaci again.
Detective first-grade Woody Collins, a.k.a. the phony Schalaci, takes out his badge and shows it to Eddy, whose eyes swell with disbelief.
“Eddy May, you’re under arrest for impersonating a police officer, extortion, accessory to child prostitution, and child abuse.”
Detective third-grade Margaret Gallo, a.k.a. Ms. Rebecca Schalaci, covers us from behind, her badge in one hand, her service pistol in the other.
I’m detective second-grade Eddie Schalaci, a.k.a. Ronny Hertz. I don’t pull out my badge. Mine is already showing in the breast of my detective’s blazer.
* * *
For Pop’s eulogy, I talked about his humor, how when I began going bald he told me, “Ed, I got a way you can save your hair.” He showed me an empty cigar box. “Save it in here.” I talked about how he loved giving people nicknames, he called his brother Whiney because his friend Whiney left Bensonhurst and Pop missed him. He called a guy Johnny Once, because he only came around once in a while. I talked about his devotion to my mother, who died when I was born, and how that was the first of the many ways I disappointed him. Some laughed, but others just stared with hard, narrow brows. I didn’t mention the raid, less than a year before his death and the start of the indulgence that killed him. I didn’t mention his devotion to Scotch, and the other powders and pills that he unsuccessfully hid from me. All I could think of was the night in that Midtown bar when he told me about the raid, and I told him I didn’t know.
Shackled, head hanging in defeat, Eddy stares at the floor between his plain black shoes as Detective Woody Collins tries to get him to confess to more crimes. That was how Pop looked. He was beyond the rage he had a right to. He was broken, too old or helpless to even be mad about it. Eddy, his frown heavy like wet clay, is unreachable.
“We’re gonna appeal to the pedophile community, Eddy. Make a deal. They’ll come out the woodwork once they find out about you.”
Collins looks at me. It was his idea to call the mark Eddie Schalaci, my name. He didn’t want to be the only one who had to feel like a filthy child molester.
“We know you got a scrapbook, Eddy, of all your little bullshit scams.”
Collins is an asshole.
I fish in my pocket for Eddy’s pack of cigarettes, from when we took his belongings earlier. I toss the menthols on the table in front of Eddy. His callous fingers pick out a cigarette, and put it in his dry mouth. I light it for him with his lighter. His hands shackled, he raises the pack to me. I take one, and light it myself, then pace over to the mirror.
Eddy breaks his silence.
“I feel like The Unit, you know? When that cocksucker hit that goddamn pitch. Over his head, Ron. Pitch was over his goddamn head.”
I nod, without the heart to tell him my real name, and turn to the mirror. There are the three of us. Eddy looks betrayed, as he always does. I look a bit like me again, Eddy Schalaci. Eddie Schalaci. Undercover works like that. Looking in a mirror. You never know when someone’s behind it, looking back at you.
* * *
THEO GANGI is the author of Bang Bang (Kensington Publishing), a hard-boiled New York City–based crime thriller. His stories have appeared in The Greensboro Review and the Columbia University Spectator. His articles and reviews have appeared in the San Francisco Chronicle, Inked magazine, and Mystery Scene magazine. Visit him at www.theogangi.com.
Copyright Acknowledgments
“The Plot” copyright © 2010 by Jeffery Deaver
“Cold, Cold Heart” copyright © 2010 by Karin Slaughter
“On the Train” copyright © 2010 by Rebecca Cantrell
“The Thief” copyright © 2010 by Gregg Hurwitz
“Eddy May” copyright © 2010 by Theo Gangi