by Mur Lafferty
“Put it in an idea folder,” Phil said. “I’m open to growth, but only after we get our footing. Now tell me what you have planned for New Orleans.”
Zoë looked at her notepad. “We arrive early tomorrow before sunup on the new ghost bullet train, check into Freddie’s Ready B and B—”
“Excuse me?” Phil interrupted. “ ‘Freddie’s Ready B and B?’ ”
“Yeah, it’s run by a minor New Orleans deity, Freddie Who’s Always Ready. He’s got that name because he can accommodate any guest—vampire, sprite, fire demon, what have you. I like to think of him as some sort of hospitality god. Anyway, tomorrow we start exploring the city, I will check in with the local Public Works to let them know we’re in town and not going to cause trouble. After that I need to get to know Eir and her strengths, figure out where to put her, and then just get everyone to get to work.” She shrugged. “We’re on new ground here, with a New York–based writing group researching a new city. We’re going to have to make friends with the natives pretty fast.”
“Or your writers will have to, anyway,” reminded Phil.
Zoë rolled her eyes. “Yes, we’ll keep your pet editor safe, boss man. I won’t go meeting any scary vampires or zombies without an escort.”
“Good.” Phil walked to a hook on the wall where his jacket hung. “I nearly forgot. I got you something.” He pulled something rectangular out of the pocket and tossed it at her.
She caught it and examined it. It was a black phone, but she didn’t recognize the brand name, Talkankhamun. “I have a phone,” she said, raising her eyebrows at him.
Phil held his own phone out to her, showing her the leather case he’d placed it in. “This is new, it’s from a coterie company. It makes us less easy to track by Public Works, for one thing, and it makes it easier for some among us to communicate. Undead find it difficult to get phones, for example, especially if their families canceled their plans after they died.”
“Sounds like a great idea,” Zoë said, turning it on. “But you remember that I don’t have a problem getting a cell phone, right?”
“We don’t want our calls to you traced, necessarily,” Phil said.
“I thought you guys worked in cooperation with Public Works?” Zoë asked, smiling slightly.
Public Works, along with keeping the city running with sewer lines and trash pickup, was the front line of human monster fighters/police. It had an uneasy truce with coterie who wished to live peacefully in the city, but still protected humans from coterie who broke the law.
“We like them tracking us as much as you like your government tracking you,” Phil said. “Wasn’t there some mess in the news about your NSA spying on you?”
Zoë enjoyed baiting Phil with Public Works comments, as she knew he got along with New York City Public Works better than most coterie in the city. It didn’t hurt that both she and Phil knew someone who worked for it, someone who owed his life to Phil. Someone Zoë had an early dinner date with before she caught the train.
Zoë slipped the new phone into her pocket. “All right, fine, I’ll juggle two phones, anything else?”
“Just one.” Phil turned back to his desk and fiddled with his laptop mouse. “John got back this morning. We’re calling off the hunt for Morgen.”
Zoë felt as if she’d been kicked in the belly. She’d actually started feeling somewhat warm toward the incubus who had taken a sabbatical to look for Morgen. But now he was back empty-handed, and she closed her eyes against the white-hot rage that rose in her. She took a deep breath and let it out slowly.
“That’s too bad. Thanks for letting him try.”
“He wants to see you. I told him only if you agreed to it.” Phil was referring to her request not to have anything to do with John, whose power made her dizzy with lust. He had attempted to seduce her last fall, and had nearly succeeded. She avoided him when she could.
“No. I don’t need the distraction. Tell him to e-mail me.” She rose from the couch and raised her eyebrows. “If we’re done here?”
Phil nodded. “And for what it’s worth, I’m sorry. She gave her life to protect us that night. She’s a hero.”
That’s a lot of comfort to her. Zoë bit back the comment and silently left Phil’s office.
The city was quieter in the winter.
Not the part of the city with the traffic, or the obnoxious old lady who yelled out the window at the children who played on the sidewalk, or the jackhammers—that stayed loud as ever.
It was the city’s soul that was quiet. After work, Zoë went daily to the park for a contemplative wander around the Reservoir to see if she could get a sense of the city under the water. In December, a rogue zoëtist—a human who manipulates life forces—had built a giant golem from buses and taxis and a small building and had captured the soul of the city within. Only Zoë’s friend and mentor, Granny Good Mae, was able to calm the rampaging golem, and she and the city had sought refuge under the waters of the Reservoir in Central Park.
Granny Good Mae was a very strong citytalker, one who could hear and communicate with the soul of a city. She had a very close relationship with New York.
Zoë had discovered she also was a citytalker. Granny Good Mae had been teaching her how to live among coterie (and more important, how to stay alive amid them) but had never taught her much about citytalking. Now that Zoë knew what she was, Granny was gone, and no one could teach her how to interpret the strange sensations and thoughts she sometimes got.
Since the night Granny Good Mae disappeared, life had been enough of a distraction that Zoë hadn’t had a lot of chances to explore her newly discovered skill.
She had hidden that skill from the coterie she worked with. She yearned for answers, but instinct told her not to share this information with people who might want to eat her, or use her power. Vampires can gain zoëtism powers if they drain a zoëtist, it’s possible they could get the same effect if they drained a citytalker, and Zoë wasn’t going to take that chance.
So no mentor, no teacher, no Obi-Wan. Zoë found herself going over the events of the previous fall, trying to figure out what had been going on when she had thought Granny Good Mae was merely a poor homeless schizophrenic.
Homeless, yes. Schizophrenic, not so much. A quite powerful coterie? Definitely. Zoë had been struggling with the idea of human coterie. She had been looking at coterie as a black-and-white thing, monsters on one side, humans on the other. But it seemed that some humans had powers. First there were the zoëtists, manipulators of life. People like Dr. Frankenstein and Jewish mystics who raised mud golems. Then she had learned of citytalkers.
It was ironic how Zoë, whose name meant “life,” had ended up being a citytalker and not a zoëtist, but she had stopped looking for clever meanings to things a long time ago.
Then there was the matter of Granny Good Mae being “poor.”
“I got the call from your lawyer today,” Zoë said aloud, her breath puffing in the dying afternoon light. The ice coating the Reservoir glittered in the sunset, and she focused on it, knowing Granny Good Mae likely still lived below the waters in her city golem, like Voltron.
“I’m not sure why you left me all that money, I’m not even sure why you stayed homeless if you were that rich.” She paused and continued her wandering around the frozen lake. “Why did you sit on that much? Anyway, thanks, I guess. I don’t really feel worthy, but thanks. I’m not sure what else to say.”
Zoë still couldn’t wrap her mind around the number the lawyer had quoted. The first thing she had done after the call was go online and purchase new work boots. Solid, steel-toed, wool-lined boots. She had bought a second, lighter pair for summer. One of the first things she had learned about Granny Good Mae was that the old woman was homeless and dressed in layers of old clothing, but she never scrimped on boots.
At lunch Zoë bought some cashmere gloves, but immediately felt extravagant and embarrassed when she paid the surprisingly high bill. She wiggled her fingers in the l
uxury and dared the winter’s bite to go through them.
Then she stopped spending.
“I am heading away tonight. New Orleans. I’ve got a new book to work on. I’m nervous.” She felt awkward talking to the open air, but she always had a sense that someone was listening. “I didn’t feel New York talking to me when I was a kid, and I never felt Raleigh at all when I lived there. I’m just wondering what’s going to happen when I get to a new city. And how can I find another citytalker to train me? How many of us are there?”
It was a circular discussion that Zoë often had with herself. She had no one else to talk to about it. The only people who knew of her talent were her sort-of boyfriend Arthur from Public Works, and the zoëtist Benjamin Rosenberg. Arthur had found out about citytalkers when Zoë had, and Benjamin knew about them but never wanted to talk about them, even when Zoë begged for answers.
Zoë preferred being a plain old human to her coterie coworkers. Resilient, and strangely able to adapt quickly to frequent strange incidents, but human all the same. She liked her coworkers, mostly, but was always acutely aware that many saw her as a meal they weren’t allowed to touch.
Zoë checked her watch. She had two hours before her date with Arthur. She peeled off her gloves and stuffed them into her coat pocket, then quickly took off her coat, hat, and sweatshirt. The arm she had broken last month ached in the subfreezing temperatures, but she calmly piled her discarded clothing on the grass and began going through a slow, tai chi–like form that Granny Good Mae had drilled her on.
“If you do it right, then you don’t feel the cold,” Granny had scolded in November when Zoë had complained. Now Zoë patiently did her forms daily to keep her wits about her. She worked out for an hour, going through forms and various attacks for the different coterie she would likely encounter. From the smooth and unpredictable bob and weave to avoid a zombie’s shambling to a jumping drill to work her fast-twitch muscles to avoid vampires, and even down to the ever-elegant straight punch to the mouth while avoiding eye contact for when an incubus tried to hit on her, and the fast search through her bag for a wrench to open a fire hydrant to battle a fire demon, she went through them all. When she was done, she had worked up a sweat and even her fingers and ears were pleasantly warm. She dressed, hefted her satchel (which held, among other things, her wrench, a knife, a complicated string puzzle that Granny had told her would help foil animal spirits, and a small bag of gold coins Granny had given her to distract dragons), gave a furtive look toward the silent, icy Reservoir, and turned to walk to the train station.
Two words floated into her mind as she left, the clearest words she’d heard since Granny Good Mae and the spirit of the city had gone under the waters.
Avoid citytalkers.
Zoë was still pondering the words when she opened the door to her apartment. She dumped her bag next to the weapons rack that stood by the door and stretched. She chewed on her lip, wondering if she should visit Arthur before getting ready for the date, but when she heard swearing coming from his apartment next door, she left hers and knocked on his door.
Arthur was panting when he answered the door. He was tall, bald, thin, and had a way of moving that suggested a wiry strength. His dark skin shone with sweat and his eyes were wide behind his wire-rimmed glasses. He wore a simple blue T-shirt and jeans. She had been feeling self-conscious coming over directly after a workout, but it was clear her appearance was the last thing on his mind.
(Not to mention that Arthur had seen her covered in blood, sewer water, and demon goo, so sweat was nothing.)
Arthur rubbed the back of his head. “Zoë, hey. I thought we weren’t meeting for another half hour?”
She smiled. “You sounded like you were fighting a band of pixies or something, I wanted to check on you. Is everything OK?” She peeked around Arthur and gasped at the disheveled state of his always-neat apartment.
“Come in,” Arthur said, stepping aside. “I have to cancel our date. Shit is going down.”
“What’s going on?” Zoë said in alarm. “Public Works business?”
He shook his head absently and started rummaging around in the cushions of his brown leather couch.
“It’s Ben. He’s on vacation and I can’t reach him. I think he and Orson took a cruise.”
Zoë nodded. Their zoëtist friend was married to a man who hated the coterie, and had insisted on a vacation far away from cell towers. “You knew this. He set you up with enough medicine, right?”
“It would have been enough if I could fucking find it,” Arthur said, throwing a small cushion back on the couch.
Zoë went cold. Last November she and Arthur had discovered that Ben was a uniquely powerful zoëtist in that he had access to obscure medicinal herbs that could keep the zombie curse at bay if someone had been bitten. And Arthur had gotten a bite from an enraged zombie when he tried to help out Zoë and her boss during a fight that had gotten nasty fast.
The last Zoë had heard, Arthur was healing nicely and the zombie curse was completely stable, but he would need to take Ben’s herbal drinks for the rest of his life.
Zoë and Arthur had asked Ben to make the remedy available to Public Works to protect the other people likely to be bitten by zombies, but Ben had refused.
“It’s not just a matter of a pinch of sage and a cup of basil. It requires zoëtist magic, and frankly our magic is dying out. We are getting fewer and fewer students, and the older masters are dying. Lucy had mortally wounded my master, the Doyenne, before she left the bayou. I get my herb shipment from her last student, whose name I don’t even know.”
Lucy was the crazed zoëtist who had tried to take over the city in December. Phil had eaten her.
Ben had said that the recipe was a sacred text and refused to give it to Public Works. Arthur had grudgingly accepted it as long as Ben promised a lifetime supply of the herbs.
Zoë tried to avoid all the obvious questions as she slowly cast her eyes around the apartment. “When did you take your last dose?”
“A week ago,” he said absently, glaring at his coffee table, which held one magazine, a Guns & Ammo issue, as if the table were somehow hiding the herbs.
“OK. You made the tea in the kitchen, right?” She walked to the kitchen without waiting for him to answer.
The kitchen was in an even worse state of chaos. Cupboards were open, drawers had dish towels and utensils sticking out of them, and globs of dust sat on the floor around the fridge. Zoë realized Arthur had been looking for his herbs on the rarely cleaned fridge top.
She went to the cupboard where he kept his tea and coffee, which stood ajar, and opened it wider. The tin Arthur kept his herbs in wasn’t there.
“And you haven’t had a break-in or anything, right?”
“Of course not,” he snapped. “Besides, nothing else is missing.”
Arthur did have a large collection of antique weaponry that any thief would be attracted to.
Zoë grabbed a kitchen chair, dragged it over to the counter, and stood on it to get a different view of the cupboard. At the very back of the top shelf, only visible if you looked at it directly, was an envelope. Zoë snagged it.
ARTHUR was written on it in neat, feminine handwriting. Zoë handed it to him.
“Oh shit,” he said, his voice weak and empty.
Zoë hopped off the chair. “I guess you know who left that?”
He nodded slowly as he opened the envelope. He was silent as he read the letter inside, and his long fingers tightened until the paper was creased and quivering.
“I take it that it’s not good news,” Zoë said lightly, trying to siphon off some of his obvious rage.
Arthur abruptly collapsed into the chair Zoë had used to retrieve the envelope and he leaned over, cradling his head in his hands. “My sister Katy. She dropped by this weekend. She had to have found them.”
“Why? Did she steal them? Why would she need zoëtist herbs?”
“Because she doesn’t know what they are,
” he said, his voice devoid of emotion. “Our sister Kimberly OD’d when we were teens. When we grew up, I went into Public Works, but Katy went to work for a drug rehab facility to help others. She found my herbs and thought they were pot.”
Zoë winced. She had smelled his herbs and they did smell like marijuana, among other things.
“So she took them, and I’m supposed to call her when I find this letter so she can do an intervention.”
“An intervention isn’t going to stop you from becoming a zombie,” Zoë said in alarm. “And you can’t reach Ben.”
He shook his head.
“This is bad,” she said.
They had to come up with a credible lie as to what the herbs were, and Arthur called his sister to try to get them back. They hadn’t hoped for much, and when Katy archly informed Arthur that she had washed the herbs down the garbage disposal, Arthur hung up on her.
They sat at his kitchen table, sipping coffee; the only power it had was stopping metaphorical zombification.
“Do you want me to stay?” she asked, holding his hand.
He shook his head as if to clear it. “Shit, that’s right, you’re on your way out of town. I can’t think of anything you could do if you were here, so I guess not.”
It stung that he didn’t want her there for simple moral support, but Zoë was distracted from her hurt feelings by a dawning recognition on Arthur’s face. “Wait, you’re going to New Orleans, right?” he asked.
“Yeah.”
“That’s where Ben studied with his mentor, in the swamps down there! There might be someone down there who can get me more herbs!”
Zoë wanted to kick herself for not thinking of it. “Of course! You want me to try to find any master zoëtists down there for you?”
He shook his head. “Sorry, but I gotta do this myself. I’m going with you.”
As pleased as she was that they had a plan, Zoë couldn’t help but feel her spirits drop. Now I’m traveling with vampires and a member of Public Works. This has no chance of going very, very badly.