“That must have been when Dave accosted Rob, because he assumed that Rob had brought Logan—and Jamie—into one of his illegal schemes.”
“Exactly. When Rob asked Logan about it, Logan admitted what he and Jamie were up to. Rob didn’t want Dave narcing on his little brother, so he had Johnny rough Dave up. After Logan found out about what Rob did, he wanted out of the whole thing. He finally opened up to Dave and admitted that Jamie was the one running the scam. Dave agreed to help Logan, and in order to protect him, Dave hid that day’s stash of stolen mail.”
I interjected, “Which was what I found, right?”
Ryder leaned forward in his chair, his entire face lighting up. “Right. You don’t know how excited I was when you told me about the mail you found and handed over to the police. I wanted to tell you how much that would help out my case, but…”
“But you were still lying to me about who you were.”
Ryder’s face fell, and he slumped back into his seat. “Um…yes, I was.” He cleared his throat and continued his story. “Anyway, that night, when Dave confronted Jamie and told her the scam was over, she panicked. She snapped and killed him in order to keep her secret. She wouldn’t let anything get in the way of med school.”
“Wow. That’s some dedication,” I said, my head starting to reel from the deluge of information.
“I guess you could call it that.”
An awkward silence hung in the air as we both struggled for something to say.
Ryder said uncomfortably, “I…uh…wanted you to know that I’m sorry about your apartment. I feel responsible for the fact that you don’t have a place to stay for a while. You’re, uh…welcome to stay with me.”
Pete had been standing against the wall the whole time, listening, and he sounded like he’d finally had enough. “Hey, Ryder Likeapony, she’s staying with me. Back off, man.”
Ryder clenched his jaw and glared at Pete. “Good one. Never heard that one before, Peter. Big talk from a guy whose name is another word for ‘dick.’ ”
“Boys,” I groaned, holding up my hands. Pain shot through my injured arm when I moved it, and I winced. “I don’t have the energy for this. Ryder, thank you for the offer, but I will be staying with Pete. If you don’t have any more questions for me, I’d really like to get some rest.”
He smiled at me, but his eyes looked sad. “I’ll get out of here, then.” He rose and came to stand in front of me. Gently taking my uninjured hand in both of his, he said, “Juliet…I’ll miss you.”
I nodded, tears stinging the back of my eyes. “I’ll miss you, too. Goodbye, Ryder.” I felt a pang of sadness as he dropped my hand and disappeared out the door.
Pete came over and sat next to me on the couch, putting his arm around me and pulling me to him. I leaned on his chest, finally feeling relaxed for the first time since I’d moved to Nashville. I felt really sleepy, too. It was probably the drugs they had given me at the hospital.
He said, “I’m sorry you and Ryder Likeapony didn’t work out.”
Smiling, I replied, “No you’re not.”
“You’re right. I’m not. Jules?”
“Mmm-hmm?” I hoped he didn’t want to talk about anything too deep, because all I wanted right now was to fall asleep.
“Do you remember what you said right before they put you in the ambulance?”
“Was it, ‘What’s taking you damn assholes so damn long to get this damn knife out of my damn leg?’ or something to that effect?”
He chuckled, “No, that was what you kept yelling in the ER, amid dropping an impressive number of f-bombs. When you were conscious, that is. I meant…that other thing you said.”
I yawned. “Whatever it was, it was probably crazy talk. I had just been stabbed and had an up-close encounter with a flash grenade, remember?” I remembered what I had said. I had told Pete I loved him. I wasn’t going to admit it, though.
He stroked my hair. “Crazy talk. Right.” I had to fight to keep my eyes open. Pete sang softly, “ ‘Juliet, the dice was loaded from the start…and you exploded into my heart.’ ” I sighed and allowed my eyes to close. As I drifted off, I could have sworn I heard Pete murmur, “I love you, too.”
To my college bestie, Sarah Amend-Marshall. Thank you for letting me use one of our crazy stories. Don’t worry—I’ll never tell which one is true.
Acknowledgments
I would like to thank the following people for helping me follow my dreams: my agent, Ethan Ellenberg. Your belief in my writing has encouraged me more than you could imagine. My editor, Julia Maguire. I couldn’t think of a better person to steer me through this process. You have been there for me throughout, with kind words and great advice. The staff at Random House Alibi for making this such a wonderful experience. Karen Franklin for being my cheerleader and confidante from the beginning. Lisa Hart-Gray and Lisa Cook for their mad proofreading skills. Jami Deise for her help in whipping my synopsis into good enough shape to let people read it. My friends and family, whose constant support means the world to me. Special thanks to my husband, Matt Fardig, for proofreading endless rewrites, for listening to me whine and complain, and especially for helping make my male characters “more manly.”
BY CAROLINE FARDIG
The Lizzie Hart Mysteries
It’s Just a Little Crush
That Old Black Magic
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The Java Jive Mysteries
Death Before Decaf
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CAROLINE FARDIG is the author of Death Before Decaf and the Lizzie Hart Mysteries series. She worked as a schoolteacher, church organist, insurance agent, funeral parlor associate, and stay-at-home mom before realizing that she wants to be a writer when she grows up. Born and raised in a small town in Indiana, Fardig still lives in that same town, with an understanding husband, two sweet kids, two energetic dogs, and one malevolent cat.
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Chapter 1
“Jules, do you think anyone would notice if we left?”
I smiled at my best friend, Pete Bennett, who was looking at me with his big, brown, pleading eyes. “Yes, Pete, your girlfriend would notice if we left her grandmother’s funeral repast before it even started. And then you’d get your ass whooped.”
A playful grin crept across his face. “Are you kidding me? I’m like a black belt in boxing now. No one can whoop my ass.”
To my dismay, Pete demonstrated a few of his boxing moves, as he had been doing way too much lately. A post-funeral meal for an old-money Nashville matriarch was certainly not the place to show off one’s shadowboxing skills. Luckily, we were alone out on the patio in the crisp December air.
“A ‘black belt in boxing’ is not a thing, Pete. And stop that! You’re going to hurt somebody, and it’s probably going to be me.” I swatted his hands away from my face.
“You’re just jealous. I told you that you should have signed up for classes with me.”
Pete had decided to take up boxing at his gym after he’d punched a guy while coming to my rescue a couple months back. Normally, Pete’s as mild-mannered as they come, but it seemed like his little dustup had knocked loose some testosterone or something. He’d been insufferable with his boxing nonsense lately.
“Just give it a rest while we’re here, would you? These high-society types don’t appreciate our kind, anyway, and we’ll both get in big trouble with Cecilia if you cause a scene. I’m sure she’d find a way to make it my fault.”
Cecilia Hollingsworth, Pete’s snooty, Southern, socialite girlfriend, had no use for me. The feeling was mutual. Pete always tried to run interference between the two of us, as evidenced by the fact that when he picked me up for the funeral earlier today, h
e made me go back and change clothes twice so I’d be “presentable” enough. Evidently, pants are unacceptable attire for a lady attending a funeral here in the South. I ended up in a rather low-cut, red wrap dress, which would have been frowned upon at a funeral back in Indiana. However, he was right—I was dressed properly for this event.
“That’s brilliant, Jules. I’ll get us thrown out of here, and then we’ll have a good excuse to leave. You don’t want to be here, either.”
I managed to grab one of his flying fists and held on. “You’re right, I don’t. But Stan asked me to come, so here I am. I should probably be hanging with him instead of you.”
I’d met Cecilia’s brother, Stan—the black sheep of the Hollingsworth family—a month ago at a fundraiser Pete had dragged me to. Cecilia, ever the philanthropist, was in charge of the event, and Pete had whined to me about how boring it would be for him to suffer through it alone, until I agreed to go. He introduced me to Stan and we hit it off, sharing a mutual indifference to Cecilia’s distaste for us both.
Pete grinned down at me, not trying terribly hard to extract his fist from my grip. “Yeah, but you’d rather hang out with me. I’m more fun than Stan.” That was true. I’d rather hang out with Pete than anyone else on earth.
Suddenly, Pete jerked his hand back while I was still pressing against it. I lost my balance and stumbled into him. Laughing, he caught me around the waist, our faces inches apart. When our eyes locked we sobered immediately, the intensity of his gaze causing my breath to catch in my throat. Neither of us made a move to disentangle from the other.
“Pete,” Cecilia said icily from beside us.
We jumped apart guiltily—at least on my part. Pete and I had an unusual relationship. We’d been best friends since we met in college over a decade ago. He recently hired me to be the manager of Java Jive, the coffeehouse he’d inherited from his father, so now he was also my boss. There had always been a bit of a spark between us, and we’d briefly entertained the idea of being more than friends. However, in the interest of Java Jive, we agreed to keep our relationship firmly in the friend zone. That didn’t stop us from having the occasional awkward moment, though.
“Hey, honey, how’s the party going?” Pete asked, trying to lighten the palpable tension hanging in the air.
“It’s a funeral repast, not a cocktail party,” Cecilia snapped. You could have fooled me. Cecilia’s high society friends were inside laughing and gossiping, dripping with diamonds and sipping champagne. Personally, I didn’t see the difference between what was going on in the house and a cocktail party. She continued, “It’s time for you to come inside and do your duty as my boyfriend.” Looking at me pointedly as she said “my boyfriend,” Cecilia then whirled on her heel and stalked back into the house.
I waited until she was out of earshot before I chortled, “She said ‘doody.’ ”
Never one to pass up a chance to kid around, Pete laughed. “Now who’s going to get us thrown out of here? You and your shitty jokes.”
We took a moment to compose ourselves and then headed into the house. The repast was being held at Cecilia’s grandmother’s home, a gorgeous mansion in a ritzy area of Belle Meade, just south of town. It had everything: a large parcel of land, a tennis court, a pool, countless bedrooms and bathrooms, and even a small servants’ house on the edge of the property. Word was that Cecilia’s sister, Abigail—who had just inherited the place when their grandmother passed—was packed and ready to move in this weekend.
Their father, Grandmother Hollingsworth’s only child, had died last year, so the Hollingsworth grandchildren had inherited all of her holdings. Cecilia got the profitable family business, and evidently Stan had received the leftovers. According to Pete, Cecilia was beside herself with glee over her new acquisition. I wasn’t seeing much glee out of her, because she was even more bitchy and uptight than usual—and that was saying something. Maybe it was her way of dealing with her grandmother’s death, but truth be told, no one around here was doing much mourning. Grandmother Hollingsworth was about 754 years old and had been at death’s door several times this year, so her passing wasn’t exactly a shock.
Cecilia and Stan were speaking to an older lady in the living room, and Cecilia waved us over. Stan saw me approaching and broke into that radiant smile of his. I sighed. Stan was a beautiful man—like, movie-star pretty. The black pinstripe three-piece suit he was wearing today fit him like a glove. His wardrobe made me jealous, and so far, I’d never seen him in the same suit twice. Aside from his good looks, he was fun-loving and polite, but deep down he was kind of a spoiled little rich boy, which I didn’t particularly like. He seemed to be a nice enough guy, but I had the feeling that he wouldn’t think twice about stabbing someone in the back to get ahead. Every man had his flaws, though. I certainly didn’t mind Stan’s gallant manners, flattering attention, and the fancy dates he liked to take me on—or the way it irked Pete and Cecilia when Stan and I hung out together.
Stan put his arm around my waist and gave me a kiss on the cheek. “Hello, Juliet. I wondered where you went.” He addressed the older lady that he and Cecilia had been talking to. “Mother, I’d like you to meet my friend, Juliet Langley. Juliet, this is my mother, Delta Hollingsworth.”
Stan’s mother had an enormous diamond-encrusted ring on each hand and a sapphire necklace rivaling the one from Titanic. Every hair was in place, and her pale pink dress had to be made of pure silk. Too bad her face looked like she was in a constant state of surprise. She must have had a bit of work done recently.
“It’s lovely to meet you, Mrs. Hollingsworth,” I said, holding out my hand.
“You certainly don’t sound like a Southern girl,” Stan’s mother said disdainfully, in an odd combination of Southern drawl and drunken slur. Mommy Dearest was wasted. “Stanley, you didn’t tell me you were courting a Yankee.”
“Mother, the Civil War is over,” Stan pointed out dryly.
I dropped my unshaken hand back down to my side. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed Pete biting his lip and trying not to crack a smile. I honestly couldn’t understand how he put up with the nonsense of Cecilia and her family.
“I need another drink,” was Mrs. Hollingsworth’s reply as she tottered off toward the bar.
Smiling apologetically at me, Stan said, “Mother is an acquired taste. She’ll come around.”
I nodded. Truthfully, I couldn’t give two shits whether Stan’s mom approved of me or not. I wasn’t going to marry the guy, after all. Luckily the uncomfortable silence didn’t linger too long, because my favorite Southern belle, Savannah Worthington, and her husband, Carl, joined our group.
“Hey, y’all!” she greeted us, her perfect smile gleaming. Savannah was as Southern as one could get—polite, sweet, and beautiful, with big, beauty-queen hair. She barely came up to my shoulder, but she made up for her small stature with her huge personality. She was like Kristin Chenoweth on crystal meth. “Lovely gathering, Cecilia. Your grandmother would have approved.”
Cecilia smiled and swept what looked like a real tear from her eye. “Thank you for saying that.”
“She certainly had a beautiful home. Your sister is a lucky woman,” Carl commented to Cecilia. He winked at Savannah. “The décor is top-notch.”
Savannah giggled. “Oh, go on.” Savannah, who was a fabulous interior designer, had redone the house only a few months ago. Her work was stunning.
“It’s true,” Cecilia agreed. “Savannah, I need to have you come out and try to do something with my new office. It could use a lot of work.”
Cecilia’s inheritance, Hollingsworth Industries, was a high-end furniture manufacturing business that had been in the family for over fifty years. When Grandmother Hollingsworth fell ill a few weeks ago and wasn’t expected to make it, Cecilia took the reins. She could have kept the CEO her grandmother had hired to run the place and sat back and enjoyed the profits like her grandmother had. However, Cecilia always had to be in charge, so she fired the
CEO and decided to run it herself. To be honest, I’ve always been secretly impressed by her hard work and determination, but still, some jobs are better left to the professionals. Case in point: Stan had been a VP at Hollingsworth Industries for a good while and had already been passed over for the CEO’s job once. Now his inexperienced sister was his new boss. Awkward.
Carl clapped Stan on the back. “Well, Stan, are you going to give up your VP status at Hollingsworth Industries to run your new acquisition?”
I felt Stan’s grip on my waist tighten slightly. If we weren’t careful, this conversation could turn downright ugly in a matter of seconds. His voice a little strained, Stan replied, “I don’t think that overseeing a group of run-down rental warehouses will take much of my time. I’ll be keeping my old job for now.”
“As long as I don’t fire you, little brother.” Cecilia laughed, but her eyes were as cold and calculating as her veiled threat.
I felt Stan stiffen beside me as Carl chuckled awkwardly, his gaze shifting between the tense siblings. Cecilia’s “joke” wasn’t cool. She had crossed a line there, and I felt like she needed a reality check.
“If you’re smart, Cecilia, you’ll keep him around.” I put my hand on Stan’s shoulder and smiled up at him. “Stan’s got a business degree from Vanderbilt, and he’s been with the company for nearly a decade. It would be a shame to deprive Hollingsworth Industries of the benefit of his knowledge and years of management experience. And let me tell you, my music degree is pretty useless for running a coffeehouse. I can’t imagine yours would be any more useful for running a major corporation.”
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