‘It sounds ridiculous, doesn’t it? A bit like that scene in Bridget Jones where the two guys have that girlie fight.’
‘You’ve seen Bridget Jones?’
‘I don’t mind rom-coms,’ he defends, and I think he actually blushes.
‘Oh my,’ I shake my head, ‘I have so much to learn about you. But,’ I walk my fingers up his damp shirt, ‘I think you may be the ideal guy.’ Strong but vulnerable, sweet but sexy. I get serious, ‘Aren’t you worried what Tony will do, though?’
‘No, I’ll deal with it if I have to,’ he says, utterly self-assured, ‘and I’m glad it happened.’
‘How come?’
‘Because,’ he tucks my hair behind my ear, ‘that’s when I realised I was in love with you.’
Something soft and gooey uncurls inside me, but I chortle, ‘You knew you loved me because you kicked Tony Ferrier up the arse?’
‘I knew I loved you when the HR Manager bawled me out, told me what the consequences might be, and I told her I didn’t care and realised I meant it. And I also knew I loved you when I decided to get rid of the no-workplace relationship clause from our contracts. You were right. You can’t control people’s feelings. I know that now.’
‘Oh. Wow.’
‘Yes. And as a reward for my selfless actions,’ he says gravely, ‘you’re moving in with me straight away.’
‘No. I’m not, Alex.’ His face falls. But I won’t give into temptation. I need to do this myself. And after doing everything topsy-turvy with Alex so far, I’m in no rush to get it wrong again. ‘I don’t need rescuing.’ Grabbing his lapels, I make a quick decision. ‘But I’ll talk to HR,’ I agree softly, ‘I’ll accept the money, because you’re right, I’m owed it. And I’ll move back in with Jess and get my career back on track now my name will no longer be dirt. I’m guessing I’ll get a satisfactory reference.’ It all falls out of my mouth in a garble, but I know instinctively I’m right. Everything is going to be okay.
‘Yes. Fair enough,’ Alex responds, but there is still a shadow in his eyes.
I wrap my arms round his neck and stand up on tiptoes. ‘I do love you,’ I assure him, kissing the corner of his luscious mouth, feeling him relax. ‘I do want to be with you,’ I kiss an angelic cheekbone, ‘and I might even be persuaded to change my mind about moving in with you if you ask me again in a few months’ time.’ I tell him with my eyes how much I adore him. ‘I just want to get this right.’
‘I do too. Very much. Okay. In the meantime, I want to get away, just the three of us; you, me and Layla, once you’ve got to know each other. How do you feel about a weekend in a villa in Barcelona?’ he teases.
I take a mock swipe at his head, ‘Barcelona? Sure. It’s my new favourite place!’
Giggling, I take his arm and lead him to the pub door, ‘Now you’re going to have to go through the pain of meeting all the locals and letting them drill you. Then we’d better go and introduce you to my parents properly and get your daughter.’
‘Which are worse, the locals or your parents?’
I scrunch up my face in thought, then grin, ‘Do you know, I’m really not sure?’
Shaking his head, he opens the door for me and we walk inside. It feels like everything in my life is finally normal, that the nightmare of the last six months is over.
My friends stare at us as we come in, smiling at our joined hands, and it reminds me I need to phone Jess and tell her what’s happened. That I’m coming home.
Alex squeezes my fingers and I look at him, full of relief, full of love, and grateful that over a lost weekend in Barcelona, we found each other.
I was wrong earlier. Some risks are worth taking, even when the odds are not in your favour. Sometimes if you play hard enough and for long enough you might just win. Luck could be on your side.
I started this journey by thinking I should have been smart enough to say no to crazy Plan B. Now I’m glad I was just crazy enough to say yes.
The Right Side of Mr Wrong
Jane Linfoot
A division of HarperCollinsPublishers
www.harpercollins.co.uk
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
For M and D <3
Prologue
Brando Marshall catapulted out of the lift, and cursed that he was late for his midday summons to Bryony’s flat. He rapped on her door, and braced himself for whatever was coming. Only one thing was certain – with baby sister Bryony, there was no such thing as a free lunch.
‘Brando!’ Tall, blonde, beautiful and air kissing, Bryony grinned, then grappled him into a hug that squished his breath away. Definitely a bad sign.
‘So. Long time, no see.’ She patted his arm as she released him.
What the hell? She was the one who’d been avoiding him.
‘Not still cross about Country House Crisis are you Brando?’
No, not cross. Incandescent, more like.
They both knew she was the one person in the world he couldn’t refuse, but letting the TV crew into Edgerton Manor to fill a gap in her schedule, was a huge favour she should have respected.
‘There’s a lot to answer for Bry. You said a few shots to show the downside of owning a stately home, and a few business ideas from the presenter.’ Not that he needed business advice, but that was the point of the thing. ‘I play along, then instead of gruesome Gloria coming out with her usual bed and breakfast in the stable block bollocks, she says what I need is a wife, and invites the world to apply for the job! Tell me, what part of that would I not be fuming about?’
The whites of Bryony’s eyes contained more desperation than her coaxing tone. ‘Come through, have some lunch…’
He followed her into the lofty living space, with its spectacular view of the Thames, and she gestured towards the long granite breakfast bar.
One corporate sandwich platter which screamed television company expenses, one showy vase of flowers and he had her rumbled.
‘You hate sandwiches at lunchtime Bry, and you’d never choose orange lilies. What’s going on?’
He watched her face crumple. Damn the way that expression always made him feel responsible.
‘Jeez, what’s he doing here?’ He grimaced as a guy with a camera on his shoulder emerged from behind the giant fridge.
‘Please Brando … ’ her squeak became quietly urgent. ‘We’re making a Country House Crisis follow-up, and I need you to give me one more Lord of the Manor shot. That’s all, it’s not much to ask, but there’s a huge amount at stake for me here.’
No emotional blackmail at all then. He counted to ten under his breath.
Then caved. ‘Okay, dammit! I knew I could smell a waxed jacket!’
Plucking a coat from behind a sofa, she tossed it towards him. ‘Put the Barbour on and come to the table. We’re ready to go, as soon as you are.’
Nice ambush Bryony.
Dragging on the coat, he sidled forwards, aware of the cameraman behind him now.
‘The table’s perfect for this shot, because we’ve had such a huge response … you remember Brando? A wife needed for Edgerton Manor, applications on a postcard.’
Gloria Rutherford trying to bounce him to the altar on national TV would be etched upon Brando’s memory until the end of time. But he wasn’t about to admit it.
Bryony arrived beside him, arms wrapped around a wide box. With one flip, she sent a cascade of postcards whooshing across the table. ‘There were over five hundred entries, you really caught the public imagination – in terms of viewing figures, it’s sensational.’
‘What the … ’ Brando winced as the
array of potential brides fanned out in front of him, and made his head swim. ‘This is insane.’
Bryony cut in hastily. ‘No Brando, it’s successful TV, and you have to help. Just choose one!’ The note in her voice slid upwards. ‘And don’t you dare run out on me!’
He’d heard that note before, when they were kids, practically those same words, making his chest twang the same way it did now. That one note of desperation spun him right back to when he was about to walk out and leave her, simply because he couldn’t stand to stay at home any more. He had saved himself, and left her behind, and the guilt still burned fresh, which was why he could never say ‘no’ now, whatever she asked him. Although that didn’t mean it didn’t drive him round the bend every time it happened.
‘Jeez, what sort of woman would want to do this anyway?’ He swallowed hard to dispel the distaste.
‘Go on then.’ Chivvying beside him, Bryony’s voice was lighter, now she sensed she was about to get what she wanted.
As she reached over to swirl the ocean of colour, he caught sight of a card. One image. Incongruous. Nothing to do with brides or weddings.
He leaned in, plucked it from the pile, held it in his palm. A blast from the past. For a fraction of a second his face cracked into a smile, then he tossed the card back on the table.
‘Thanks Brando. I owe you.’ She flashed him a grateful smile which melted into a slow grin. ‘You know Gloria’s right though?’
‘Meaning?’
‘You’re thirty five, a wife would be great for you.’
‘You have to be joking?’
One blink of Bryony’s clear blue eyes said she was not only serious, but back on his case. ‘And a little bit more footage from Edgerton, would make all the difference too. You with your trial wife perhaps?’
Now he’d heard it all. Would she never back off?
‘Okay, Bry, I’ll say this one time only. This far I’ve done what you wanted, but as of now I’m through with this, out. That’s O-U-T as in ‘I’m having zero involvement.’ Understand?’
‘I’m only thinking of you – and your long-term happiness.’ Bryony, as usual, giving it everything she’d got.
‘For happiness, read TV rankings?’ He gave a bitter laugh. Deep down he knew her concern was genuine, but she had to butt out. ‘I’m a lost cause, you’re wasting your time.’
‘Brando … ’
He gritted his teeth, hardened himself to her wail. ‘Sorry Bry, but I’m done here.’ He screwed out of the jacket, making a lunge for the door. ‘And that means, no more Country House Crisis, no TV crews, but most of all, NO WIFE!’
Chapter One
Sorry, no matrimonial ambitions whatsoever, but great at organising …
For the ninety-ninth time that afternoon Shea Summers wondered how those few short words she’d scribbled on a postcard had catapulted her into the air. Private helicopters didn’t happen every day, even in affluent North Cheshire, at least not to her.
Brando Marshall, of Edgerton Manor, in need of a wife, applications on a postcard. Women had been fighting for the opportunity apparently. It seemed ironic that she was the one the TV company had chosen, when she didn’t give a damn about it, and had zero intention of becoming anyone’s wife.
She clutched her stomach as it gave another unnerving lurch. Beneath her white knuckles it was performing the same impromptu tango it had before her first ever dancing exam when she was seven, the same one it did every time she psyched herself up now, as a wimpy twenty four year old, for the misery of a bikini wax. And she had an idea that a bikini wax might be a walk-in-the-park compared to what she had let herself in for here. She delved into the pocket of her tailored jacket in search of fortification, and gesticulated wildly, in the direction of the co-pilot.
‘Fancy a sour worm, or a pink shrimp?’
The co-pilot, turned, ran an eye swiftly up her legs, then winked as he gave a half shake of his head. She returned his grin, slipped a sour worm into her mouth, and shuddered as the sugar hit zapped her taste buds. Then she shuddered again as she took in the panorama below. Worryingly green. Green as in rural, rolling countryside. Green as in miles from anywhere.
Damn. She definitely hadn’t expected a middle-of-nowhere scenario. Her insides squished as she recalled all the stuff she hadn’t asked. Bryony, the nice girl from the TV company, had been very persuasive and reassuring, but she hadn’t let her get a word in edgeways.
‘Just a bit of that organising you’re obviously so good at and a few pieces to camera … a new angle for the follow-up programme … Brando is very rarely there … you could make it your holiday … ’
‘Closing in now Miss Summers!’
The pilot’s gruff tones hauled her back to the present with a jerk that caused her to gulp her last pink shrimp practically whole. A weird shiver of déjà-vu slithered down her back as she peered down at the collection of stone-tiled roofs flashing gold in the autumn sun, took in a classical facade of the elegant house with its perfect rhythm of Georgian sash windows. The same spinning view of Edgerton Manor she’d last seen on the closing credits of the Country House Crisis programme. As she took in the real-life extent of the property her heart faltered. She hoped she hadn’t over-exaggerated her organisational skills. She was used to working in big houses, but this one was something else.
Dragging her eyes away from the view below, she brushed the sugar dust off the pleats of her skirt, slipped her feet back into the patent stilettos she’d eased out of earlier, and dug the spike of the heel softly into her ankle. Just enough pain to remind her she wasn’t dreaming, without the nightmare of a ripped stocking. She wasn’t sure that helicopters mixed with towering court shoes, but she knew if she could only nail that all-important first impression, the rest was usually easy-peasy.
‘Almost there now, I’ll be bringing us down on the grassy area in front of the house, Miss Summers.’
She hurled a mental pillow over the voice in her head which was yelling ‘Eeeeeeeek’, snatched up her bag and made a grab for her lip gloss and her heavily framed Dolce & Gabbana glasses.
‘Oh, lordy, look at that!’ She stifled a groan of dismay. Grassy had to be a man’s way of describing the expanse of mud where they were about to land.
Mud and high heels. Not the best combination.
Wriggling her skirt into place, she tugged her jacket into submission over her cleavage, and widened her smile to the max. So much for her impressive entrance, it was going to take a miracle just to get her to the front door.
* * *
‘Dropping women onto me out of the sky is not going to make me settle down!’
Brando Marshall’s loud protest down the phone to his sister was simultaneously heartfelt and indignant. ‘What part of ‘I don’t do relationships’ don’t you understand Bryony?’ Not that he was about to enlighten her, but as far as women went he had three rules: plenty of them, never at home, and no repeats, although recently he’d put business before sex too often. He raked his fingers through his hair, shuddering at the fleetingly awful thought that Bryony might have any idea of the hard, hot sex he enjoyed, or worse, the hard, hot women he enjoyed it with. Slamming a mental door on that one, quickly, he shook his head at the realisation that this time she’d almost out-witted him. He could already feel the vibrations of the approaching helicopter.
‘I’m only going to say this once, Bry! Regardless of what your motor-mouthed TV presenter boss with the hideous pink lips might have told the nation, I do not need a wife! And if I did, I certainly wouldn’t be hooking up with some fortune-seeking low-life who writes in to some down-market TV show!’
‘Okay. Take a chill pill Brando … ’
One vault took him over the sofa and to the window. He peered at the lawn in front of the house, scrutinising the descending helicopter through a flurry of leaves, as it nudged to the ground.
Damned cheek of the girl! Bryony was only flying the woman in, using his chopper!
His face cracked into a slow
smile. Giving him the perfect means of escape.
He vaulted over the sofa, and grabbed the phone again.
‘Nice of you to borrow my helicopter without asking, but handy – I’m out of here! I’m off back to London right now, and you can get rid of the woman … ’
He was going with the split-second decision.
Belting along the landing, he halted for a nano-second as he reached the top of the stairs. He knew the staff went apoplectic when he did his parkour moves around the house, but what the hell? He wouldn’t be around to catch the fall out. He bent his knees, and flung himself into the air.
Whoosh. Nothing like the rush of carved balusters and deep pile carpet spinning past your face at forty miles an hour.
Three flick-flacks, an equal number of thumps and groans from ancient timbers, and he was streaking across the hall, only stopping to hurl open the huge front door.
Tearing wind slapped him head-on as he dashed into the late October cold, his t-shirt flapping wildly. With one leap, he’d cleared the stone steps outside the front door, then the gravel crunched beneath his converse as he sped on towards the grass. He pulled to a halt as he saw a figure alight from the helicopter. Someone slight, bending down now, waving their arms, holding onto their flapping jacket. A woman.
The woman.
Struggling.
He grimaced. She straightened to standing and he got a view as she spun. He clocked a suit and hair pinned back securely enough to resist the turbulence. A cabin bag-on-wheels.
‘Damn you Bryony!’ He was muttering under his breath now. ‘Why the hell have you sent an air hostess?’
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