Fashion Kitty versus the Fashion Queen

  to the

  dungeon!

  Arrest

  her!

  Off with

  her head!

  But you couldn't really do that kind of thing

  today, in a modern school yard. Cassandra

  couldn't think of what to say, so she said:

  Aha!

  Why is my

  brain not

  working?

  one more time while her

  kitty brain tried to

  think of something clever

  And then Carol Anne spoke up.

  I'll rip up that book, because

  Fashion Kitty didn't write it!

  You did!

  You even spelled

  wrong on the front cover

  Fashion Kitty is

  a terrific speller.

  So there!

  Everyone tried to get a

  peek at the cover to see

  if Carol Anne was right.

  You're just

  jealous! Jealous

  because Fashion Kitty

  came to visit me!

  Cassandra

  tried to

  cover up

  the k with

  her paw.

  Yeah!

  You're a

  jealous

  kitty!

  Now Carol Anne was

  feeling very brave.

  Are you sure?

  Maybe you wrote

  that note yourself!

  Fashion Kitty

  didn't visit you!

  Maybe

  you're

  lying!

  I can prove

  it! She gave

  me this note.

  What Carol Anne said next shocked and

  excited everyone. It shocked Cassandra so

  much that she dropped the fashion almanac

  and ran all the way home.

  And she's

  posing with

  me!

  I have a note

  written and signed by

  Fashion Kitty and the

  first-ever actual

  photograph of her!

  Everyone wanted to see the photo, and everyone

  wanted to see the note. The principal put them

  both on display in the gym for the last two hours

  of school. They were all was too excited to work

  anyway.

  I wonder if

  she wears a cape?

  I'm

  hungry.

  I just love

  Fashion Kitty

  so much!!

  Hi, June!

  This is so

  amazing.

  Oh, Kiki.

  I'm so sorry!

  You probably can't

  forgive me. I was

  so unfair to you.

  What's going on?

  Don't

  cry, June

  I don't

  know.

  Of course I can

  forgive you.

  I miss you.

  You're my

  best

  friend!

  Must be a

  girl thing.

  which means

  this is what

  happened at

  the end of

  this story.

  To show how angry they were with Cassandra,

  all of the students marched to her house and

  threw their black hats on her front lawn. It

  wasn't a nice thing to do, and it wasn't a

  supermean thing to do, but it was something to

  do with all the extra black hats that made sense.

  Stop sulking,

  Cassandra! You get out

  there, young lady, and

  pick up those hats!

  I have to mow

  the lawn.

  STUPID HATS!

  The next day when Cassandra went back to school,

  she pretended like nothing had ever happened.

  Dum de

  dum.

  She was a fantastic actress. The drama teacher

  heard about her talent and soon had her busy

  rehearsing for the Thanksgiving play.

  Come on,

  follow me,

  little turkeys.

  I am

  the

  leader.

  I'm just too

  busy to worry

  about fashion

  anymore.

  I'm the

  princess

  turkey in

  the play.

  She was perfect for the

  part.

  Kiki and June were best friends again, and

  Kiki was even making a special effort to be

  nice to Lana.

  ,

  Is that the

  real Fashion

  Kitty?

  Hi, girls!

  No, silly!

  It's my sister. She just

  dressed up for

  the party.

  Cool!

  It's good to be me!

  Thought Kiki Kittie, and

  that was a very nice thing

  to be thinking right before

  falling asleep.

  Yes,

  it is!

  NOTE:

  I, Fashion Kitty, did

  not write The One

  and Only Fashion

  Almanack.

  (And please remember,

  there is no "k" on the

  end of the almanac.)

  FIGHT FOR FREE

  FASHION

  FashionKitty

  The End,

  or is it . . . ?

  Coming soon . . .