by Dealing
“I need to talk to Morwen,” Cimorene said to the cats. “It’s an emergency.”
A lean tiger-stripped cat rose and oozed through a crack in the door. Cimorene unwound herself from Alianora and the stone prince and set her bucket on the porch floor. “I hope this works,” she muttered to herself as Alianora and the prince placed their buckets beside hers.
14
In Which the Wizards Try to Make Trouble,
and Cimorene Does Something about It
The door of the cottage opened and Morwen stepped out. “What sort of emergency?” she asked. She studied Alianora and the stone prince for a moment, then peered at Cimorene over the tops of her glasses and added with some severity, “I hope you weren’t referring to his predicament. He may well find it an inconvenience, but it certainly isn’t an emergency. Not by my standards, anyway.”
“No,” said Cimorene, “I was talking about the wizards. They’ve poisoned the King of the Dragons, and now they’re trying to interfere with Colin’s Stone so that Woraug will be the new king. We have to stop them, but we don’t know where they are, and Woraug’s going to try to carry the stone any minute. Can you find them for us?”
Morwen blinked twice and shoved her glasses back into place with her forefinger. “I see,” she said. “You’re right. It’s an emergency. I’ll do what I can. But if you don’t tell me the whole story later, when there’s a bit more time, I shall—I shall turn you all into mice and give you to the cats. Wait here.”
As she spoke, Morwen disappeared into the house. She reappeared a moment later, holding a small mirror and muttering over it. “Colin’s Stone,” she said, and breathed on the glass. She looked up. “Any wizard in particular?”
“Zemenar, the Head Wizard of the Society of Wizards,” Cimorene said, wishing Morwen would go faster and knowing she couldn’t.
“I should have guessed,” Morwen said. She turned back to the mirror. “Zemenar,” she said, and breathed on the glass once more. Then she motioned to Cimorene to come and look.
Cimorene obeyed, and Alianora and the stone prince crowded closely behind her. The mirror showed a blurry, wavering picture of the Ford of Whispering Snakes. As Cimorene watched, the picture moved slowly along one bank of the river, past the waiting dragons and the immense trees of the Enchanted Forest and on down the river.
“Can’t it go any faster?” Alianora whispered.
“There’s no need to whisper, and no, it can’t,” Morwen said. “Not if you want to be sure of finding these wizards of yours on the first try, and it doesn’t sound as if you have time to waste on mistakes.”
The picture in the mirror continued to creep along the bank. Cimorene pulled the third and last feather out of her pocket and brushed it nervously across her fingers while she waited.
“What’s that?” the stone prince said suddenly.
The mirror-picture stopped, then moved up the bank, away from the river toward a thicket of blackberry brambles. Cimorene saw the tip of a wooden staff poking up above the thicket. Tensely, she waited for the mirror to show the far side of the brambles.
“It’s them!” Alianora said. She sounded frightened and excited at the same time. “Oh, dear!”
Cimorene took a good look at the picture in the mirror. Five wizards were standing in an opening behind the blackberry thicket, leaning on their staffs and looking at the sky. Suddenly, one of the wizards pointed. The others peered upward, nodded, and raised their staffs.
“Get the buckets!” Cimorene said. Cats scattered in all directions as the stone prince pounded across the porch behind Cimorene and Alianora. “Hang on; here we go. I wish—”
“Not without me you—” Morwen said, grabbing Cimorene’s shoulder.
“—we were at the blackberry thicket where the wizards are,” Cimorene said, and dropped the feather.
“—don’t,” Morwen finished as the porch winked out and was replaced by blackberries.
The five wizards were standing in an arc just in front of the bramble. Each of them held his staff so that the lower end was about a foot above the ground, pointing at something hidden in the moss at their feet. An unpleasant yellow-green light dripped from the ends of the staffs, and the moss where the wizards were standing was brown and dead. The wizards’ backs were toward Cimorene and her friends.
“Now!” Cimorene cried. As the wizards began to turn, she set one of her buckets on the ground and lifted the other in both hands. Taking careful aim, she flung the soapy water over a black-haired wizard in the center of the arc.
“Charge!” yelled the stone prince, and threw one of his buckets at the nearest wizard.
“Take that, you cheats!” said Alianora, dumping the first of her buckets over another.
“What—this is impossible!” said one of the wizards indignantly as he began to melt.
“Too bad,” Cimorene said, throwing her second load of water at the next-to-last wizard.
“Watch where you’re throwing that!” Morwen said to the stone prince, who had sloshed his second bucket over the fifth wizard with such enthusiasm that water sprayed in all directions.
“Sorry,” the prince apologized. “Is that all of them?”
“It’s all five of the ones we saw,” Cimorene said cautiously.
“Then we did it!” Alianora said.
“Not quite,” said Zemenar, stepping out of the bushes behind Morwen. “You interrupted the spell, of course, but we were nearly finished anyway. And as long as the stone remains enchanted, Woraug won’t have any trouble getting it all the way to the Vanishing Mountain. Look.” He pointed with his staff, and Cimorene saw three dragons, high in the air, flying steadily toward the mountains. One of them had a long black stone clutched in his claws, and the other two appeared to be escorting him at a careful distance.
“Woraug and the two judges,” Cimorene murmured.
Zemenar nodded. “You might as well put that bucket down,” he went on, turning to Alianora. “You can’t throw it at me without melting your witch friend here. What’s in it, by the way?”
“I don’t see why we should tell you,” Cimorene said as Alianora set the last of the six buckets down.
“Because I’m interested, Princess,” Zemenar said with an oily smile. “And it will pass the time until the next shift gets here, and I can decide what to do with you.”
“If you’re that interested, why don’t you take a closer look?” said the stone prince, picking up Alianora’s bucket.
“Stay where you are!” Zemenar commanded. As he spoke, he raised his staff and sidestepped so that Morwen was between him and the stone prince.
“If you insist,” said the prince. He shrugged, lifted the bucket, and flung the water over Morwen and Zemenar at the same time.
“What—no!” Zemenar cried in horror as he began to melt. “Not soapsuds! It’s demeaning.”
“There’s a little lemon juice in it, too,” Alianora offered.
Zemenar glared at her. He was less than half his normal height and shrinking as they watched, while a dark puddle spread out beneath him. “Lemon juice! Bah! How dare you do such a thing? I’m the Head Wizard of the Society of Wizards!” His voice grew fainter and higher as he shrank. “Interfering busybodies! Soapsuds! Of all the undignified tricks. You’ll be sorry for this! You can’t melt a wizard forever, you know! You’ll be sor ...”
The wizard’s voice ceased. All that remained of him was a pile of silk robes and a long wooden staff lying on some damp moss. Alianora and Cimorene stared for a moment, then Alianora turned to the stone prince.
“I’m glad he’s gone,” she said, “but how could you melt Morwen just to get at that wizard?”
“But I didn’t,” the stone prince said. “Look.”
Cimorene and Alianora turned. Morwen seemed no shorter than usual, though she certainly looked very damp. She had taken off her glasses and was shaking water off them. “Don’t just stand there,” she said crossly to Cimorene. “Hand me a dry handkerchief.”
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sp; “Just a minute,” Cimorene said, checking her pockets. She found the handkerchief that had been wrapped around the magic feathers and handed it to Morwen. “Um, why didn’t you melt?”
“Clean living,” Morwen said as she began to dry her glasses on Cimorene’s handkerchief.
“I thought as much,” the stone prince said in a satisfied tone. “Nobody who lives in a house as clean as yours could possibly melt in a bucket of soapsuds.”
“Quite right,” Morwen said approvingly. “You have a good head on your shoulders, young man. What’s this?” She held up a sharp-edged black pebble.
“It’s a piece of stone I found in the Caves of Fire and Night,” Cimorene said.
“Where, exactly?”
“In the King’s Cave,” Cimorene said. “Morwen, shouldn’t we do something about that spell Zemenar mentioned?”
Alianora was watching the sky, shading her eyes with her hand. “Woraug’s nearly halfway to the mountain,” she said anxiously.
“Good,” said Morwen, though neither Cimorene nor Alianora could tell which of them she was talking to. The witch shook her wet robes and walked over to the patch of dead moss where the wizards had been working, picking her way carefully past little piles of robes and staffs. Cimorene followed. In the center of the brown area was a black stone the size of Cimorene’s fist. A web of yellow-green light flickered across its smooth surface.
“Sloppy,” Morwen said. “Very sloppy. Though I’m not surprised. Wizards always seem to depend on brute force when a little subtlety would be far more effective.” She fingered Cimorene’s pebble for a moment, then reached out and dropped it on top of the wizards’ stone.
There was a noise like a great deal of popcorn all popping at once, and the light that flickered over the black stone spat yellow-green sparks in all directions. Alianora jumped and backed away. Cimorene would have liked to do the same, but she did not want to give Morwen a bad impression of her courage, so she stayed where she was.
The sparks died, and the flickering light went out. From the sky high above came a faint shriek of surprise and rage. Cimorene looked up and saw three black specks in the sky. No, not three: four, and the two escort dragons were swooping to catch the speck that was Colin’s Stone, which Woraug had just dropped.
Cimorene gave a sigh of relief and looked at Morwen. “So much for Woraug and the wizards,” she said. “We didn’t even need the fireproofing spell. What did you do?”
“And what happens now?” Alianora added.
“Duck,” said Morwen, and threw herself sideways into the bushes.
“Wha—” said the stone prince, and then he and Cimorene and Alianora were engulfed by a blast of dragon fire.
The stone prince leaped in front of the two princesses, but he was much too late to protect them. Fortunately the fireproofing spell was still in effect, and neither of them even felt warm, though Alianora lost the ends of her sleeves and Cimorene’s hemline rose six scorched inches.
“I knew I shouldn’t have said that about the fireproofing spell,” Cimorene muttered,
With a wordless snarl and a thunder of wings, Woraug landed just in front of the little group.
“You!” he shouted when he saw Cimorene. “I might have known it would be you!” Flame shot from his mouth once more, but it was just as useless as it had been the first time.
Cimorene glanced up and saw one of the escort dragons spiraling down to see what was going on. “You might as well give up, Woraug,” she said, hoping to distract the angry dragon long enough for help to arrive. “You can’t be King of the Dragons now.”
“I’ll tear you limb from limb!” Woraug raged. “Every last one of you!” One arm shot out as he spoke, and shining silver claws snapped around the stone prince’s waist.
Alianora screamed.
“Hurry up!” Cimorene shouted at the dragon in the sky.
The dragon heard and dove toward them, but he was not fast enough. Woraug shoved the stone prince into his mouth and bit down hard. An instant later he howled in pain and spat out the prince and four teeth.
“What is all this?” said the escort dragon, landing carefully beside Woraug. The clearing was getting rather crowded.
“A plot to cheat on the test to see who the next King of the Dragons will be,” Cimorene said. “Woraug was in it, and a lot of wizards.”
“Are you all right?” Alianora asked the stone prince, who was just picking himself up. His stone was black in places from the dragon fire, but otherwise he seemed unhurt.
“More or less,” the stone prince said. “But just look what that fire did to my clothes! And that dragon’s put a chip in my sleeve. What am I supposed to do about that? It’s not as if I can just change clothes when I get home, you know.”
“That’s ridiculous!” the escort dragon told Cimorene. “No dragon would cooperate with wizards. I don’t see any wizards, either. I think you’re making it up.”
“Of course you don’t see any wizards,” Cimorene said, feeling very cross. “We melted them.”
“Melted them?”
“Where do you think those staffs came from?” Cimorene pointed at the wizards’ staffs lying across the scattered brown puddles.
The dragon backed up a pace and sniffed experimentally.
“It’s all quite true,” Morwen said, poking her head out of the bushes. “And we’ll be more than happy to explain the whole thing to your new King as soon as you have one. Provided, of course, that you take that maniac away before he burns the whole Enchanted Forest to the ground.” She gestured at Woraug. “Cimorene, I really must insist on getting a copy of that fireproofing spell. It will clearly be worth every minute of the months of hunting it will take me to find some hens’ teeth, and I may as well get started as soon as I can.”
“Who’s that?” said the escort dragon. “Morwen? That does it! This is too much for me. I’m taking you all into custody until the trials are over and the King can sort it out. Come along.”
“I assume that doesn’t apply to me,” Woraug rumbled. He winced as he spoke.
“It certainly does,” the escort dragon said. “I said all, and I meant all. If I’d meant ‘all the humans’ I’d have said ‘all the humans’ or maybe ‘some of you’ or ‘you over there’ or ‘all you non-dragons’ or—”
“Nonsense!” Woraug interrupted. “Don’t you know who I am?”
“You’re the dragon who caused a ruckus just now for no reason I can see,” the escort dragon replied. “And it’s my duty and my job to take you into custody. When the trials are over, you can explain it to the King, and if I’ve done something wrong, well, I’ll take what I have coming. And if I haven’t, you’ll take yours. And—”
“All right, all right,” Woraug said. “But I warn you, you’ll regret this.”
“That’s as may be,” the escort dragon said with dignity. “Right now, though, you’re in custody along with the rest of these people, and you’d better not go snacking on any of them until things are sorted out. I saw what you did to the gray one.”
“Did you?” said the stone prince. “Then what are you going to do about this chip in my sleeve?”
“Tell it to the King,” the escort dragon advised. “Now, off we go, the lot of you.”
Morwen came cautiously out of the bushes, brushing leaves from her already wet black robes. She stopped and peered at the escort dragon over the tops of her glasses. “This has not been a good day for anyone’s clothes,” she said severely. “I shall send the cleaning bill to your king.”
“Whatever you want,” the escort dragon said impatiently. “Come on.”
Scowling furiously, Woraug marched off into the forest. The stone prince and Alianora followed, talking in low voices. Morwen paused to pick up the wizards’ black rock and Cimorene’s pebble, then went on after them. Cimorene hesitated.
“Go on,” said the escort dragon.
“I will, but I think you ought to know that another batch of wizards is supposed to show up soon,” Ci
morene said. “Zemenar said something about a second shift. I don’t know what they can do without the stone they were using, but I’m sure they’ll try something.”
“Wizards always do,” the escort dragon said with a sigh. He studied the wizards’ staffs that were lying around the clearing with a melancholy air. “All right, I’ll send someone back to keep an eye on things as soon as we get to the ford. Whatever was going on here, there certainly were wizards in it, and that’s enough for me.”
“Good,” said Cimorene. “And thank you.” She smiled at the startled expression on the dragon’s face and started after the others.
15
In Which the Dragons Crown a New King,
and Cimorene Gets a New Job
The walk to the Ford of Whispering Snakes took longer than Cimorene expected. The trees of the Enchanted Forest grew dose together in many places, forcing the dragons to take a zigzag path instead of heading straight up the bank of the river. Woraug, who was in the lead, seemed to be deliberately setting a slow pace. Cimorene was sure he was hoping that the second shift of wizards would arrive at the blackberry clearing before the dragons at the ford had been warned. She had no idea what would happen then, but she doubted that it would be good. The escort dragon was not interested in Cimorene’s worries, however, and he refused to speed things up, so the group ambled on.
As they approached the ford at last, they heard cheering ahead of them. Woraug flinched visibly, and Alianora and the stone prince were startled out of their quiet conversation.
“What’s that?” Alianora said.
“Sounds to me as if we have a new King,” their escort said with great satisfaction. “That means I can get you lot off my hands right away. What a relief! I thought I was going to be stuck with you for hours.”
Alianora looked faintly indignant at this unflattering opinion. Morwen was merely amused. Woraug’s wings sagged momentarily, but then he seemed to pull himself back together, and he continued on as confidently as ever. Cimorene’s concern deepened. What if Woraug managed to convince the new King that they were all lying?