When my eyes opened, I realized the phone was ringing. Wearily I lifted the receiver.
“Missed you,” said the voice, “but don’t worry; I’ll get you before the week is over. And don’t think you can trace this phone; I’m too smart for you.”
He hung up. That was all.
I knew the phone call couldn’t be traced; the devil take the new dial phone. And my caller was probably using different pay stations.
* * * *
Saturday morning, instead of playing tennis, I went over to the Fifth Avenue apartment of Frank Parker. His wife, Eleanor, was there at the door to greet me. “Come in, Joe,” she said, “What brings you over at this time of the day?” And then, as though she were answering her own question, she added, “Must be very important for you to give up your tennis match. Frank is in the studio, poring over circulation figures, when he should be with me in Atlantic City.”
I walked through the living room, into the room on the left, without the formality of knocking. There, seated before a long mahogany desk, was a tremendously tall man, but one who was not a bit ungainly or awkward. He had a narrow, high forehead, and a long thin nose, rather fleshy at the tip. There wasn’t much left of his chestnut hair. I don’t know what any woman could see in him, except the simple arithmetical fact that his bankroll was in the millions.
“What’s up, Joe?” he asked, as he pointed to a chair at the side of the table. I actually slumped into it.
“Some nut has been making phone calls threatening my life. And last night, I was almost beaned on the skull with a baseball when I answered a challenge over the phone to go down and see whether my caller was joking or not. I am going over to the police station to make a formal complaint. The 63rd Precinct station is near my home.”
When I finished, Frank looked at me, arose, and took hold of both of my shoulders with his hands. “Joe, this is the most wonderful publicity stunt I have ever heard of; it certainly is worthy of you. Go ahead and make a bee-line for the police station. I will run a full page ad in Monday’s papers offering ten thousand dollars for information leading to the arrest and conviction of your unknown enemy. Why, that ought to run circulation figures of the detective magazines into the hundreds of thousands.”
I stroked my chin twice, trying to figure out what to reply.
“Look, Frank, this isn’t a joke. I actually got those calls over the phone. My life is in danger.”
A peculiar smile played over the lips of my boss. “After all, you have read enough manuscripts to know what to do with almost any crime situation. I won’t quarrel with you; let’s say it really did happen. It still will be the best publicity stunt of the year.”
I stood, shrugged my shoulders, and left the room without waiting to hear a formal good-bye. Eleanor was still in the living room, reading a magazine. I looked at her intensely. She was a beautiful creature, with corn-colored hair, blue eyes, a nose with just a wee bit of an upturn, and a smile that could dazzle the hardest of males.
She realized I was studying her carefully, but before she could say anything, I asked, “Did anyone ever call you Butterfly?”
“How perfectly charming a question to ask,” she replied. “I have been called lots of names by various people, from those who loved me to those who hated me. But not one of them ever compared me to a butterfly.”
* * * *
I left the apartment, took the elevator down, then started to walk along Fifth Avenue. Suppose Parker was the man who had called me? From the thousands of detective manuscripts I had read, I knew the proper procedure was to consider anyone and everyone as my potential enemy in this situation. The police would probably laugh at me, once they came to the natural conclusion my complaint was a publicity stunt. I would be powerless to convince them it was the real McCoy until I was dead.
An hour later I was in the 63rd Precinct. The sergeant at the desk sent me upstairs, and there in a large room were two men. I spoke to the older one, Detective Ralph Pierson. He was in his late forties, with a head of bushy black hair and deep-set brown eyes. Maybe he had been an athlete in his youth, but Mother Nature now had retaliated and presented him with a large stomach. He asked me my name.
“Francis Geronimo Delaney,” I answered. Then I told him the entire story, omitting nothing. At the other end of the room was a much younger man, with horn-rimmed glasses, bothering himself only to the extent of removing dirt from his fingernails with his pocket knife. But he was taking in every word I said.
When I was finished, Detective Pierson looked at me very carefully. “This is the worst kind of a publicity stunt I ever heard a supposedly sane man create. You got your nerve, even to tell me your boss thought it was tops; get out before I throw you out.”
I didn’t budge an inch. “The law says that when a person makes a complaint in regard to a threat to his life, he is entitled to police protection.”
Detective Pierson snapped right back at me. “And the law also provides that any person who tries to use the machinery of the law for publicity purposes has committed a misdemeanor.”
The younger man arose from his seat and came over to where I was. “May I ask him a question, Ralph?”
“Go ahead, suit yourself, Herman. I’m through with this fellow. If he has any complaint to make, he can go down to Center Street. This smells to high heaven.”
“I am Detective Herman Butler,” said the younger man. “You said your name was Francis Geronimo Delaney; yet the person you claimed who spoke to you over the phone addressed you as ‘Joe’ Delaney. Why the difference in first names?”
Then it dawned upon me. “Say, you just gave me something of a clue. Only the people down at the office, and a few of my close friends, call me Joe. To the rest of the people who know me, my name is exactly as you have it.”
“Any objection if I give up some of my time and see nothing happens to this poor editor?” asked Butler in a rather sarcastic voice.
Pierson laughed, “If you want to play nursemaid to a publicity stunt on your own time, why that’s your funeral. If you catch the ghost who has been calling him up, it would make departmental history.”
* * * *
In utter disgust, I left the room. There was an inward feeling that urged me to tell both of them to go to a warmer region in the portion of this world below the surface.
It was rather delightful outside, and I walked slowly towards my apartment. Perhaps I was absentminded as I crossed Park Avenue on 52nd Street. A woman shouted, “Look out!” and I jumped back to the curb. A black sedan was headed straight for me; then it swerved. I didn’t need much intelligence to realize someone behind that wheel was deliberately trying to run me down. The driver got the car back into the center of the street and stepped on the gas—but not before I had observed that the man behind the wheel had his hat pulled down so he couldn’t be recognized. But I saw it was a 1948 black Cadillac sedan with the license number C768-452.
I rushed home and called up the police station, asking for Detective Butler. He came to the phone, and I told him what had happened, giving him the number of the car. He told me to remain home until he came over to see me.
* * * *
Maybe it was three centuries later—that’s how long it seemed to me—before he arrived at my apartment, carrying a small leather case which he placed on my table. “It didn’t take long to find the owner of that car,” he announced with a certain measure of pride.
My eagerness asserted itself, “Who’s the guilty party?”
Butler laughed. “The car belongs to your boss; he said he left it in front of his house. We found it around the corner with a damaged fender.”
I know exactly what was in Butler’s mind. “Guess that means you still think the entire set-up is a publicity stunt.”
“Could be, could be,” was his retort. “However, your boss did agree to drop any idea of capitalizing upon what you have, so far, claimed to be attempts on your life. He isn’t going to run any full page ads in the newspapers; I read him the
riot act about that. Meanwhile, I am going to keep you company until another telephone call comes across. I have a tape-recorder outfit with me; there is a tiny microphone that can be attached to the receiver of your phone, and it will record every word coming in. So let’s just sit tight till the phone jingles.”
* * * *
It was most annoying to watch that officer of the law sit so comfortably in one of my chairs. According to all the rules of fiction, he should either have been upset or finding relief in a couple of highballs. Instead, he merely placed the fingertips of his right hand against those of his left hand and looked up at the ceiling.
I just couldn’t sit still. I rose and paced like a caged beast.
Once the detective remarked, “If you keep that up, you’ll land in the nuthouse within a week.”
I was going to snap back that, after all, it was my life at stake, but on second thought I said nothing. After all, he was there to help me.
At last the phone rang, and he signaled me to answer. I lifted the receiver to my ear as he adjusted the tape recorder.
It was the same voice at the other end, “Hello, Joe; sorry I missed you with the car. That fool woman ruined everything; almost made me crash. But don’t worry; I’ll get you before the next week end comes around. Hope you are suffering and going to pieces.”
That was all; he hung up. I hung up my receiver, too, and Butler started playing back what he had recorded. I could hear every word over, and when finished he looked like a man possessed with a single idea.
“Get your hat,” he ordered. “My car is outside. We are going up to see a friend of mine—Professor Hubert Musterman, who lives at ll6th Street and the Drive. He’s one of the best analysis men in the country.”
* * * *
Down we went, and he opened the door of his rather old coupe for me. We both got in, and he started uptown. For five minutes nothing was said, then I began, “Mind if I ask some questions?”
“Go right ahead,” he replied. “Get them out of your system, if it will make you feel any better.”
“Number one,” I began, “Did you dust the car for fingerprints?”
He took his eyes off traffic momentarily to give me a “drop-dead” look. “That’s what you get for living in a world of detective fiction. The man who drove that car, if he did exist, wore gloves. There were several messes of what once had been finger contacts with the door, but utterly useless.”
If he did exist. Evidently, he still doubted me. I might as well come right to the point.
“If you don’t believe that all this is on the level, why are you bothering with the case?”
He didn’t bother to look at me as he replied, “My father was the late Nelson Butler. Died some five years ago. Guess the name doesn’t mean much to you. My father was arrested and convicted for forging four checks on the Third National bank. He spent three years in Sing Sing; not a soul would believe he was innocent. I was a kid then, but my mother worked herself to the bone to get funds to fight for my father’s freedom.
“Finally she found a flatfoot who believed she might be right. He looked into my father’s claim that somewhere in this country there was a man who was my his exact double. That man was finally arrested in Los Angeles, confessed everything, and my father was freed. The state at least had enough decency to compensate him financially for the wrong it had done to him. It was his wish that I dedicate my life to preventing injury to the innocent. That’s how I became a detective—and for your information, the flatfoot who got my father freed is now Detective Pierson, my best friend.”
I wanted to ask also whether he was on the case officially, but I just let that go. When we came to 116th Street, he parked the car around the corner, and we went up to see the Professor. He lived in a penthouse all by himself.
He must have been expecting both of us, for he looked at me and said, “Ah, that must be the editor in search of a crime.”
I couldn’t help laughing. The professor looked more like a retired businessman, weighing about 230 pounds, with a full head of light grey hair; and a pair of real friendly brown eyes.
“I have the voice on the tape recorder,” explained Butler. “Take a listen and give me your verdict.”
He set up the machine and played it once, and the professor motioned for a re-play. This went on for six consecutive times.
“Your voice is speaking through a handkerchief,” declared the Professor, “and he is also doing his best to disguise the voice. That means it is someone close to Mr. Delaney—someone whom Mr. Delaney hears frequently, and would recognize at once. The man probably once lived in New England and also spent some time in the Middle West. The voice also has a nasal quality to it which means either the speaker has trouble with his adenoids or can handle French with ease.”
I had to put my two cents in. “Professor,” I asked, “I notice you refer to the owner of the voice as a man. Why couldn’t it be a female?”
All I get in response was another of those “drop-dead” looks that probably are very destructive in a classroom. Then, realizing that he had before him not a student but a potential murder victim, he hastened to explain: “While the range of tone is within the frequency used by a woman, its quality is definitely masculine.”
Detective Butler asked, “What’s my next step?”
The Professor opened a box on his table. From it he took a small purple flower, which he inserted in Butler’s coat lapel. Then he connected a small wire which he then hooked up to an outfit that resembled a hearing device.
“You can use this Mitone recorder,” he suggested in no uncertain terms. “It will run for twenty minutes, then you can insert another reel. Listen to all your suspects. All I need is about five or six sentences from each. Then I can compare with the voice on your recorder. Maybe it will help, though I can’t guarantee results. The microphone in the flower will pick up any voice within fifteen feet from yourself.”
We both thanked him for his interest in the case.
* * * *
I must admit I was sort of glad when we landed back in Butler’s car. “You know,” I said, “In all my excitement, I forgot about the simple necessary fact that a human being must have food. On our way home, we will pass Luigi’s, and there you can eat the best plate of spaghetti in town.”
When we entered the restaurant, the redhaired cashier signaled to me. “Good evening, Mr. Delaney, there is a little package here for you. Haven’t any idea how it got here, but I found it on the side of my cash register when I took over at six this evening.”
I thanked her, and she handed me a small box, about 4 inches by 2, wrapped in brown paper, sealed with two rubber bands. It had my name on it, very carefully printed.
Butler followed me to a booth in the back of the restaurant. We sat down and I opened the box. Then I turned a sickly pale white. He looked at its contents—there was a butterfly in it with a broken wing.
“Now comes the play on your nerves,” was all he said. “Put it away and let’s eat.”
I would have had to be made of iron to have digested my meal. Luigi came over midway between my coffee and cigar. “Meet Herman Butler, Luigi,” I said. The two men shook hands, and Luigi sat down.
Butler said something merely to make conversation. “Learn how to cook in Italy?”
Luigi laughed. “I was born in Sweden,” he explained. “My grandfather went there in the early 1870s. When I came to this country, all I could speak was Swedish and French. I have learned Italian since by the simple trick of listening to a set of language records.”
Butler looked at his wrist watch. “The hour’s getting late. We better start back now.”
Before we left, Luigi handed me an envelope. When we were outside the restaurant, Butler turned to me. “How stupid, we forgot to pay our bill.”
“Not at all,” I disclosed; “you see I have a half interest in the restaurant. Inside the envelope is a check for this month’s profit.”
When we got into the car Butler asked, “If
it’s not too personal, how does an editor become a partner in an Italian restaurant run by a Swede?”
“Nothing mysterious,” I began. “You see, it all started in the days of the depression back in the ’30’s. Luigi was broke; I gave him three thousand dollars to open a small place. It prospered until he opened this restaurant, and my return was the half interest.”
Then my tongue froze in my mouth. My eyes almost popped out as I remembered something.
“Hey, what’s wrong—poisoned? Or did you swallow your tongue.”
“I just remembered something terrible,” I confessed. “You see, the partnership agreement contains a clause that in case of death of either partner, the survivor gets the entire business and also the sum of $25,000—which would result from a partnership policy we took out.”
“That makes Luigi on par with your boss as a possible suspect,” was the only comment I got from Butler. “Don’t worry, I got a recording of his voice on the Mitone recorder. I’m going to take you directly to your apartment, then go home for some sleep.”
He rode up silently with me on the elevator. I took my key case from my pocket and inserted the key in the lock. As I opened in the door, I heard something snap. Detective Butler threw his body against mine, and we both went down in a heap, as a sawed-off shotgun missed me with a hail of buckshot.
* * * *
When I recovered consciousness, Butler was standing over me and a doctor was bandaging my hand.
“It’s not serious,” said the doctor. “Your hand was grazed by some of those buckshot. Don’t use it for a few days and it will be okay.”
My eyes spoke that I wanted the puzzle cleared up.
“Your voice almost got you this time; he rigged up a sawed-off shot gun connected to a mouse trap. When you opened the door, you pulled the string that set off the mouse trap. That in turn pulled another string which pulled the trigger of the shot gun. He rigged that gun up with a clamp on your table. I just got a glimpse of the barrel and we made it by a split second.”
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