“You’re awful quiet, sugarplum.”
“Lost in bad workday thoughts. Thank you for coming over to try and chase them away.”
He stroked her hair. “Nowhere I’d rather be than with you. If you’re still needing a distraction, I have an idea on how to force them ugly work thoughts right outta your pretty head.”
Rory straddled Dalton’s thighs, tucking her knees by his hips as she faced him. “Force?”
“Coax,” he corrected, placing a kiss on the center of her chest. “Damn. You always smell good.”
“But I’m sweaty.”
“I’m pretty sure my sodium intake is dangerously low today.” He parted his lips and dragged his mouth across her collarbone. “You taste good too.”
“Keep that up, McKay, and you know what’ll happen next.”
“Yeah. You’ll be even sweatier wearing a big ol’ smile.”
Rory tipped his head back and ran her fingers though his hair. “Anything interesting happen in your world today? Did HGTV stop by and offer you a home improvement show?”
Dalton snorted. “No, but my cousin Ben did drop in.”
Not that she’d ever say anything to him, but it bothered her that few of Dalton’s McKay relatives had stopped by to see him. “What did he want?”
“To say hello and invite me to a family poker game a week from next Sunday.”
“You going?”
“Hell yes. Gonna school them.” He twisted a piece of her hair around his index finger. “So you know how we’ve been all social and stuff lately? I was lookin’ in the paper to see what’s goin’ on this weekend and I saw that next weekend there’s a poker tournament in Deadwood. Thought it might be fun if we rented a room Friday and Saturday night. I haven’t played in a while so I figured I could brush up on my skills and we could make a weekend of it. Eat out. Hang out. Have lots of wild, kinky, loud hotel room sex.”
Rory grinned. “I’m in as long as you’re not expecting me to enter the tournament.”
Dalton actually looked horrified at that prospect. “Ah. No.”
“Cool. So if I’m arm candy for a high roller, should I plan on wearing my skankiest outfits? Wouldn’t it be fun if people thought I was a hooker?”
“Jesus, Rory. That’s not funny.”
“Sure it is.” She shifted her hips side to side across his groin. “We could even play the gambler and the whore.” She rubbed her tits under his chin. “After all, it is Deadwood.”
“I’ll make reservations.”
“Was Kyler there when Ben stopped by?”
Dalton shook his head. “He called to let me know he couldn’t help out today. He has a big history project due. But he did say to pass along his thanks that we went to his game last weekend.”
“It was really sweet that you wanted to go.”
“Sweet. Right.”
“I’m serious. You’re such a sweet, thoughtful man.”
His cheeks reddened. “Stop. You’re about to get a demonstration of my not-so-sweet side.”
“I’m game.” Rory teased his lips with hers. “Want me to get out the handcuffs, blindfold and anal lube?”
Dalton’s eyes lit up. “You bought anal lube?”
She smirked. “Nope. Just wanted to see your reaction.”
“Oh, you’re not gonna get the reaction you’d hoped for, jungle girl.” Dalton pinned her to the couch and started tickling her.
“Dalton!”
He teased her and tickled her until she was laughing and yelling at him to stop. Just when she caught her breath, he’d start in again. The crazy man used to tickle her all the time when they were kids so he knew her most ticklish spots.
Jingle started barking and Rory seized Dalton’s distraction to squirm away from him. “I swear I’m gonna pay you back for this when you least expect it.”
But Dalton wasn’t looking at her. Rory turned and saw her mother standing by the front door. She scooted upright and straightened her clothes. “Mom? What are you doing here?” What was up with people just barging into her private space without knocking today?
Her mom eyed Dalton before meeting Rory’s gaze. “Sorry I just walked in. I didn’t know you had company.”
Bull. Dalton’s truck was parked right outside.
Dalton said, “Hey Mrs. D.,” and put his arm around Rory.
“So what’s up?”
“I hadn’t seen or heard from you for a couple of days so I wanted to make sure you were all right.”
“I’m fine, besides my shitty workday. I ended up working late tonight and Dalton was sweet enough to bring me supper.”
He leaned over and kissed her forehead. “I like takin’ care of you.”
Man. Could he act any more proprietary?
“I see that.” Her mother pointed to the revamped doggie door. “Is that your doing too?”
“Yes. Isn’t it awesome?” Rory answered. “Cold air poured in and Jingle had problems with it closing around her. Dalton fixed it for me, which was such a great surprise.” Rory didn’t tell her mom she nearly burst into tears after seeing Dalton’s handiwork. He knew how much her dog meant to her and he couldn’t have picked a more romantic gesture.
Her mom said, “That was really nice of you, Dalton.”
“Wasn’t a big thing. Just swapping out the seal and tweaking it here and there.”
Silence.
“Anyway, I won’t keep you. I brought you a loaf of pumpkin bread since it’s your favorite.”
Rory stood and walked over to her mom, giving her a hug. “Thanks. I’ve been bragging to Dalton how delicious your pumpkin bread is, so I might not get to eat the whole loaf myself this time.”
She smiled. “I can always make more.”
“Hey, before I forget, can you keep an eye on Jingle next weekend? Dalton is taking me away.”
“Sure. Where are you going?”
“I haven’t decided,” Dalton inserted. “It’ll be a romantic surprise for her.”
Why had he said that?
“Sounds fun. Have a good night.” Then her mom left.
After she left, Dalton said, “Good thing I hadn’t gone with my first idea and stripped your pants off to tickle you with my mouth.”
Rory set the bread on the counter. “Why didn’t you tell her we’re going to Deadwood?”
Dalton turned her to face him. “Because tellin’ your mama that I’m takin’ you to Deadwood, when she knows I’ve been a professional gambler doesn’t sound near as romantic as it’s gonna be.” He kissed her. “It’s late and I woke you up pretty early this morning, so I should go.”
She cut the loaf of bread in half and handed it to him. “Here. For breakfast tomorrow.”
“You’re sharing your precious pumpkin bread with me?” He kissed her and grinned. “I think you’re beginning to like me a little.”
“Maybe just a little.”
He chuckled. “Was that hard to admit?”
She gave a mock shudder. “Excruciating.”
Dalton wasn’t looking forward to his old friend Reggie’s bachelor party. Maybe it made him pussy whipped, but he’d much rather be with Rory.
In the last week he and Rory had found common interests besides their sexual compatibility. They challenged each other at Wii games ranging from marksmanship to body balance to bowling. They’d also done more normal dating things—although they were well beyond mere dating in Dalton’s mind. They’d sampled a few local restaurants. They’d gone grocery shopping, which they quickly learned they both hated. One night they’d gone out to listen to a band at the Twin Pines. They’d danced, had a few drinks and had run into a million people they both knew. No one seemed surprised he and Rory were together. His old pals were more surprised they hadn’t seen him out and about in the month he’d been back.
After living in the Montana wilderness, where he’d purposely isolated himself, he realized he couldn’t do that all the time in his hometown. Now that they’d seen him out with Rory, his former drinking buddies had been pestering
him to hang out. Dalton knew he’d come across as a self-righteous reformed dick if he told them his barhopping, strip-club-visiting days were behind him. So he’d said yes when Reggie had asked him to stop by his bachelor party.
He plastered on a smile as he entered the private back room at the Golden Boot. He’d stay for an hour—max. Congratulate his buddy on his upcoming wedding, offer to buy him a shot and then bail.
He’d crashed bachelor and bachelorette parties over the years in this room. Odd to think the last one he’d attended here had been his own. Talk about tame. No strippers. No porn. No open bar. Dalton didn’t recall much from that night—not because he’d drank to excess. He’d ended up sitting in the corner with Leif West—who’d tagged along to the party as Chet and Remy’s guest—discussing Las Vegas gaming. Since Leif lived in Vegas, he had a completely different take on gambling, which Dalton had found fascinating.
So the big whoop-de-do for the last single McKay had fizzled out by eleven p.m.
“Dalton! Over here.”
He turned to see Lee Anderson waving at him. As he crossed the room, he accepted a drink from the tiniest cocktail waitress he’d ever seen. She was the size of a twelve-year-old girl—the top of her head barely reached his sternum—and he wondered how in the hell she didn’t tip over with her massive tits weighting her top half. Since she was scantily dressed in sparkly green, she reminded him of a slutty leprechaun. He heard his name again and looked up. When he looked down to excuse himself, she’d vanished.
Lee clapped him on the back. “Glad you could make it. Me’n Tick and Busby were beginning to think you didn’t want nothin’ to do with us no more, bein’s you’ve been back in town for a while and we haven’t heard from you.”
Dalton knocked back a swallow of booze. “Aw, I didn’t know you missed me so much. Didn’t mean to butt hurt your poor wittle feewings.”
“Fuck off.” Lee grinned. “But I’m happy to see you ain’t changed a whole lot in the past few years.”
And there it was. The reason he hadn’t wanted to come. That whole you-haven’t-changed-a-bit bullshit. “Where is Busby?”
“Hell if I know. So whatcha been up to? We heard you were living on the streets in Vegas after you lost that poker game on TV,” Tick said.
Dalton rolled his eyes. “Who’d you hear that from?”
“Don’t remember now. But you ain’t been back forever. You know how them rumors go if you ain’t around to set ’em straight.”
“I’ll set the record straight now.” He gave the bare bones version of his life. A few more guys from their graduating class joined their group, ragging on Dalton for missing their ten-year reunion. Busby showed up with two more “friends” both sporting tits the size of basketballs, collagen lips and vacant eyes. The room was getting crowded, yet Dalton’s glass never dipped below the half-full mark.
The groom arrived and after being subjected to a speech about the horrors of marriage, he was dragged front and center for wedding night tips by Busby’s friends.
All eyes were on the makeshift stage. As soon as the strippers had finished torturing Reggie, other guys pulled out their wallets to get in on the action.
Dalton didn’t move.
Truman slipped in beside him and rested his elbows on the table. “I’m surprised you’re not in line for a lap dance, McKay. Strippers used to be your thing.”
“They used to be your thing too, Truman. So why aren’t you in line?”
He shrugged. “Not my thing anymore.”
“Not mine either.” Dalton sipped his drink. “You think any of these married guys will tell their wives they paid a strange chick with monster tits to grind on them?”
“Hell no. We both know they’re gonna go home and swear up and down there weren’t strippers at this bachelor party.” Truman shot him a sideways glance. “The only bachelor party that I’ve ever been to that didn’t have strippers? Yours. And who’d believe that of stripper-loving Dalton McKay?”
Dalton laughed. “Point taken. So did you have strippers at your bachelor party?”
“Didn’t have a party. Didn’t do any of the normal wedding stuff with Addie after you…” He cleared his throat. “We opted for small.”
The cocktail waitress, aka—the backup stripper, stood in front of Dalton and rested her enormous rack on the bar. Yeah, he looked—hard to miss those gigantic blobs of flesh when they were right in his fucking face.
She cooed, “Why the frown? You want a lap dance but don’t wanna wait in line?” She smiled and dragged a long red fingernail across her cleavage. “How about if I put a smile on that handsome face of yours, slick?”
“How much?” Dalton asked flatly.
“Twenty for a five-minute dance. Forty if you want me to face you and let you touch these.” She cupped her breasts.
“Pass.”
“You sure?” she purred. “What these hips can do puts these girls’ lame moves to shame.”
“Pass,” he said again.
She might’ve muttered cheap bastard under her breath as she stomped away.
Truman laughed. “Well, you may not want them, but the strippers are still flocking to you.”
“Flocking,” he repeated with a laugh. “More like fleecing. Nothin’ more attractive than a drunk man with an open wallet.”
“Cynical.”
“I prefer to think of it as mature.”
Dalton had fun providing running commentary to Truman as they watched the strippers working the room. At one point they were laughing so hard a couple guys still in line gave them dirty looks.
After about an hour, Truman picked up his glass. “How can this be magically full again?”
Dalton squinted at the table in front of them after he saw a flash of green. Had that leprechaun chick been sneaking under the table and filling their glasses?
“What the fuck is in this drink?” Truman asked. “I swear I’ve had one and it feel like five. Shit. I’m buzzed.”
“Me too.”
Truman shoved the glass away. “Man. I gotta eat something and sober up. I’d never hear the end of it if I had to call my pregnant wife to haul my drunken ass home after a bachelor party.” He clapped Dalton on the shoulder. “Great seein’ you, McKay. I’m glad you’re sticking around.”
What? Wait. When had he said that?
Maybe he was drunker than he thought.
Used to be Dalton loved the happy buzz he got after several drinks. The happy place where he knew the people around him were his true friends. The happy place where he knew the women were laughing at his jokes because he was one damn funny man. The happy place where he knew he’d found his place.
But Dalton wasn’t feeling any of that now.
This wasn’t who he was anymore.
And he couldn’t wait to get the hell out of here.
Dalton ducked out of the backroom and into the hallway. He had to close one eye because everything was so blurry. He slumped against the wall.
Fuck being drunk. He hated this. No fucking wonder he never did this stupid shit anymore.
He patted his pocket and found his cell phone. By holding his phone right up to his face he could sort of read the names. Selecting the one he wanted, he poked the Call button. “Hey. Sorry to do this to you but I’m at the Golden Boot and I’m really drunk and I need a ride so can you come and get me right now please? Thanks.”
He hung up and stumbled outside to wait for his ride.
The caller ID on Rory’s phone read Sierra. ’Bout damn time that little shit called her. Rory answered with, “Lemme guess; boy troubles.”
“Fuck off,” Sierra said by way of greeting. “I don’t only call you when I’ve got guy problems.”
“Do too.”
“Do not. Anyway, it’s not my guy that’s giving me problems. It’s yours.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I just got a phone call from Dalton. A very drunk Dalton. He’s at the Golden Boot and needs a ride home.”
Rory frowned. “Why would he call you in Arizona to give him a ride home in Wyoming?”
“He didn’t. And he didn’t let me speak. I’m thinking he meant to call you or Tell—since my name falls between yours and Tell’s in his phone.”
“Shit.”
“So go get ’em, sis.”
“I’m gonna kick his ass.” Rory slipped on her coat. “Dalton swore he doesn’t do this stuff anymore.”
“He doesn’t. So please don’t ream him.”
“I won’t. Unless he’s the drunken, belligerent Dalton I used to wanna punch in the face. Then all bets are off.”
“Rory—”
“I’m kidding.”
“If I remember correctly, you owe him a drunken ride home.”
“Don’t remind me.”
Sierra laughed. “But to really even things up, you’ve gotta sleep with him when he’s still slightly drunk and then be gone when he wakes up in the morning with a massive hangover.”
Not a bad idea. In fact, that was a great idea.
“I was kidding.” A pause. “No, you’re not seriously thinking of doing that, Rory.”
“Why not? He did it to me.” Twice. “See if he likes being used for sex and then discarded?” she volleyed back.
“Sista, please. Even back then it was more than sex between you and Dalton and you know it.” Sierra paused. “I think you both might’ve forgotten that there’s always been more between you two. Anyway, you aren’t a mean girl, a vindictive woman or a badass seeker of revenge.”
Her inner bad girl flipped Sierra off with both fingers and cranked up the Joan Jett tunes.
“But you aren’t a doormat either.” Sierra belted out the first three lines of I Will Survive and laughed hysterically.
“Thanks for nothing, little sis. Your pep talk sucked as much as your singing. And you still owe me a phone call where I can properly grill you for hours on boys, boozing and the rumors about the mysterious businesses you’re involved in.”
“Goddamned gossipy McKay family,” she grumbled. “Fine. I’ll call you next week. Later.” She hung up.
Rory had no idea what shape she’d find Dalton in when she reached the Golden Boot twenty minutes later. The parking lot was nearly full, forcing her to park at the far end of the lot.
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