by Jane Green
OUTSTANDING PRAISE FOR THE NOVELS OF JANE GREEN!
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD
“Green is the queen of the chick lit literati—her books are just so damn readable…for sheer enjoyment, To Have and To Hold can’t be beaten.”
—Glamour
“A deftly humorous and insightful take on modern marriage.”
—Cosmopolitan
BABYVILLE
“Warm, lively, wise, and distinctly unputdownable.”
—Hello!
“In this, possibly the first baby bonkbuster, Green has delved amusingly into the rich comic seam of Osh Kosh-obsessed thirtysomething parenthood.”
—The Daily Mail
BOOKENDS
“Funny and poignant—you’ll devour it in one sitting.”
—Cosmopolitan
“The author of the successful Mr. Maybe does it again.”
—She
“Quick, witty, unputdownable and perfect beach reading. Don’t miss it.”
—Daily Mirror
MR. MAYBE
“Jane Green’s third novel about the business of netting a man will go straight to the bestseller lists.”
—Marie Claire
“There’s no maybe about it: Jane Green’s follow-up to Jemima J is a righteously hilarious read.”
—Glamour
JEMIMA J
“Cleverly probes the world of a very smart, very funny, very fat reporter…Americans will enjoy this confection and appreciate how Green renders a certain humor-impaired California earnestness about health, happiness, and love.”
—USA Today
“A brilliantly funny novel about something close to every woman’s heart—her stomach.”
—Woman’s Own
OUTSTANDING PRAISE FOR THE NOVELS OF JENNIFER COBURN!
REINVENTING MONA
“An over-the-top, laugh-out-loud romp.”
—Jennifer Crusie, New York Times bestselling author of Bet Me
“Coburn succeeds with this clever, laugh-out-loud tale of personal discovery.”
—Pages (San Diego, California)
“A coming-of-age novel for women approaching, at or over 30, Reinventing Mona is witty, surprising, and sometimes sad—in the good-cry way.”
—Valerie Frankel, author of The Girlfriend Curse
“Completely captivating, Coburn’s latest will undoubtedly net the hearts of romantic comedy fans.”
—Booklist
“Coburn’s storytelling skills are top-notch here. She shows a skillful ear for dialogue and all of the characters are charming.”
—Romantic Times
THE WIFE OF REILLY
“I absolutely loved it. Funny and snappy…a total delight. I couldn’t put it down because I was staggered by the premise; I was desperate to know how it would all pan out. I really have to congratulate Jennifer on creating a character who despite having behaved atrociously, I still really liked. I so related to her internal commentary on the world. The dialogue sparkled, her friends were so colourful yet credible, and the whole experience was a total pleasure. It’s a riot from start to finish, but an intelligent, thoughtful one that says a lot about the nature of love and relationships.”
—Marian Keyes, New York Times bestselling author of Sushi For Beginners
“Offers an I Love Lucy-inspired plot.”
—USA Today
“Add this one to your pile.”
—The San Diego Union-Tribune
“A delightful surprise.”
—Suzanne Finnamore, author of Otherwise Engaged
“The Wife of Reilly, Jennifer Coburn’s deftly funny, engaging and contemporary novel, redefines neurotic (in a great way!).”
—Jill A. Davis, author of Girls’ Poker Night
OUTSTANDING PRAISE FOR THE NOVELS OF LIZ IRELAND!
HOW I STOLE HER HUSBAND
“How I Stole Her Husband is a wonderfully written, often hilarious story of a young woman’s journey from all-around discontent to hard-won acceptance of life in all its crazy splendor. Alison Bell is the most likeable heroine I’ve met in some time, charmingly down-to-earth, sometimes painfully self-aware, and just a little bit desperate to make something of her life. How she plans to pluck herself from the depth of poverty to which she imagines she’s sunk, how she rediscovers the love of her life and how she recovers triumphantly from the havoc he wreaks makes for an utterly absorbing read. Liz Ireland takes a clever concept and raises it to an unexpected level of sophistication. Don’t miss this book!”
—Holly Chamberlin, author of The Summer of Us
“Entertaining and audacious.”
—The Seattle Times
“An entertaining read.”
—Booklist
“Great pacing, characters and some nifty twists make this a winner.”
—Romantic Times
THREE BEDROOMS IN CHELSEA
“The three-girls-in-the-city formula gets an extreme chick-lit makeover in Three Bedrooms In Chelsea, an amusing sexy read.”
—Lauren Baratz-Logsted, author of The Thin Pink Line
“The sexy singles occupying Three Bedrooms In Chelsea are heartwarming, funny and unforgettable. Liz Ireland has created an absolute delight!”
—Patti Berg, author of I’m No Angel
WHEN I THINK OF YOU
“Fresh and funny!”
—Jennifer Crusie, New York Times bestselling author
“A fresh, fun, comic romantic tale.”
—Rendezvous
Books by Jane Green
JEMIMA J.
MR. MAYBE
BOOKENDS
STRAIGHT TALKING
BABYVILLE
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD
THE OTHER WOMAN
Books by Jennifer Coburn
THE WIFE OF REILLY
REINVENTING MONA
TALES FROM THE CRIB
Books by Liz Ireland
HUSBAND MATERIAL
WHEN I THINK OF YOU
CHARMED, I’M SURE
THREE BEDROOMS IN CHELSEA
HOW I STOLE HER HUSBAND
THE PINK GHETTO
This Christmas
JANE GREEN
JENNIFER COBURN
LIZ IRELAND
ZEBRA BOOKS
KENSINGTON PUBLISHING CORP.
www.kensingtonbooks.com
CONTENTS
Vacation
Jane Green
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
The Second Wife of Reilly
Jennifer Coburn
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Mistletoe and Holly
Liz Ireland
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Vacation
JANE GREEN
Chapter One
Sometimes in life we get stuck. Sometimes in life we think we know exactly where we’re headed, what we’re looking for, how to get there, but once we reach it we don’t know where else to go.
This is how it is for Sarah Evans. Sarah who appears to have everything in life she could possibly need: a husband
who is a successful real-estate developer in Manhattan, a perfect 1960s colonial in a picture-book-perfect small town in upstate New York, and two beautiful dark-haired children—Maggie and Walker.
They have been married for eight years, but Sarah doesn’t think about their wedding very often these days. Occasionally, when she dusts the enormous black-and-white picture sitting on the mantelpiece, she will pause as she gazes at her younger, happier self, and at the man she thought she was marrying. But her mind has emptied itself of the happy memories, the laughter they once shared, and looking at that picture she may as well be looking at two strangers.
Because this is Sarah’s overwhelming feeling when Eddie, her husband, is at home.
A stranger. Estranged. Strange.
Her happiest times or, rather, the times when she most fully feels herself, are when Eddie’s at work. Then she can operate as a normal person. She can vacuum the family room and drink gallons of coffee as she turns Z100 up to full blast and sings along to the Black Eyed Peas and Usher.
She can dance around the kitchen as the children sit at the kitchen table, wide-eyed with delight at how silly Mommy is, giggling as they play with the chicken nuggets and—in a bid to try to get some vegetables into them—corn salad, and if she’s very lucky, peas.
Sarah can, and does, meet with her friends for impromptu coffee and conversation. She can put her feet up in front of the Cooking Channel and scribble down delicious-sounding recipes, vowing one day to actually make them.
She can sit at the desk in the kitchen, sifting through the ever-mounting piles, making phone calls, organizing household bills, getting on with the work of being a wife, mother, and household manager.
Occasionally Sarah will still try to delegate an odd job to Eddie, each time praying that he will actually do it, that somehow if he manages to fulfill her wish it will mean that their marriage will get back on track, that she, or they, will find happiness again, but each time Eddie forgets, and with a sigh of irritation Sarah finds herself adding another job to the next day’s “to-do” list.
None of her friends realize quite how unhappy Sarah is. It isn’t as if she sits around weeping, but this sense of dissatisfaction, of unease, of knowing that her life wasn’t supposed to turn out like this, follows her around twenty-four hours a day, climbs out of bed with her in the mornings, scrubs her back in the shower, and keeps her company as she goes about her day until they both climb into bed at the end of the day, exhausted and preparing for more of the same the next day.
She did used to be happy. She knows that at some time in her life she used to be happy, but it was such a long time ago, and she’s become so used to feeling the way she feels now, to this feeling of being stuck, that the memory of actually being happy has almost entirely faded away.
But today, as she dusts the mantelpiece, she stops as she wipes the cloth over the glass covering her wedding picture, she takes the picture over to the sofa and sits down, staring beyond the glass to nine years ago, when she was twenty-seven, the features editor of Poise!—a young women’s magazine—living on Manhattan’s Upper West Side and loving every minute of it.
She’d been dating a series of unsuitable men, had just finished a heartbreaking affair with a journalist at GQ and had sworn off men completely.
“No,” she kept insisting to her colleagues, “this time I mean it.”
And of course doesn’t it always happen when you least expect it, when you’re adamant that this time you really don’t want it. That was exactly when Sarah met Eddie. When she thought a relationship was the very last thing in life she needed.
On their very first date it had been, Sarah used to say, a true meeting of the minds, never mind the overwhelming physical attraction she felt to this dark, slim, confident man. From the minute she saw him she loved his brown eyes, his floppy hair, his slow smile, although she didn’t let on until their first actual date.
In those early days every time Eddie showed up at her apartment to pick her up, or they met in restaurants for dinner, Sarah would feel her heart skip a beat when she saw him, a heady mixture of excitement and anticipation.
She thought she was going to marry him but she didn’t know she was going to marry him for sure until the first time they slept together. Sarah had never had so much fun in her life. She wasn’t performing, wasn’t worrying, and she knew then that she never wanted to be with another man ever again.
They married less than a year later—a stylish and intimate wedding at the Cosmopolitan club, and the first three years were a whirlwind of fun city living, seen through the rose-tinted eyes of a couple in love.
Sarah loved the city, loved everything about the city, but when she became pregnant they started driving out to the suburbs on the weekends—just for a look around—and there was something about a white clapboard colonial with a picket fence and roses growing up an arbor that Sarah started to find increasingly appealing. Before long her fantasies were less about fitting into her favorite Ralph Lauren shift, and more about creating a proper home for her new family.
She gave up her job three months before Walker was born and attempted to settle into the house of their dreams before the big day.
In those early days it was much like playing a giant game. Sarah used to feel that she was playing house; pretending to be a grown-up, pretending to be her mother. She would study cookbooks and come up with recipes, even though prior to that Sarah had never cooked anything other than scrambled eggs—even that was rare—but once they moved into the suburbs Sarah was determined to do what every good suburban housewife should do: have delicious, nutritious meals prepared for Eddie when he got home.
Eddie would walk in the house, delighted at how well Sarah was adapting to the suburbs, thrilled at how she was cooking and making a home for them, and they would sit at the dining room table talking about their day, and saying over and over again what a great decision this was, how happy they were to be out of the city, away from the noise and the pace and the stress.
Sarah would never have admitted it but even then she wasn’t completely honest with herself. She did love her new house—loved the space, and the large kitchen, and stairs—stairs! But she missed walking everywhere. She missed the convenience of the city; running out of their apartment whenever they needed something, and always being able to find it within a couple of blocks, any time of the day or night.
She missed the noise of the city, missed the noise of their clanking air-conditioning unit so much that Eddie came home one day with a white-noise machine, and they’ve been sleeping to a background of loud crackle ever since.
And she missed her friends, even though once Walker was born she realized that they were living in different worlds, that although she enjoyed living vicariously through her old friends—mostly colleagues on the magazine, all of whom were still single—once they’d caught up on one another’s lives there wasn’t that much in common anymore, and none of them were particularly interested in her life as a new mother.
They rarely made it out to see her, and Lord knows she didn’t have time to get on a train and go and see them, not with a baby in tow, so filled with animosity she reluctantly joined a “mommy and me” group and much to her surprise started to meet women whom she liked, some of whom actually became friends.
By the time Maggie was born, Sarah and Eddie were definitely out of the honeymoon period. Those gourmet meals that Sarah used to cook were long gone, replaced by hot dogs, chicken fingers, and take-out pizza. Eddie gets home far too late for Sarah to cook and then wait for him, so she usually eats with the kids at around six, and Eddie now grabs something either in the office or on the way home.
Eddie has become more and more successful in his job since they married. His hours are longer, the accompanying stress is almost unimaginable, and the last thing he needs at the end of the day is to be confronted by a miserable, nagging wife or children screaming and fighting for his attention, which is why, when he gets home, he relaxes by watching a sports game o
n TV with a few beers. God knows he works hard enough; isn’t he entitled to some downtime?
And Sarah, poor Sarah who feels that she does absolutely everything around here, watches him resting his beer on his large, rounded belly and feels a wave of disgust wash over her. She has learned to ride these waves. They occur so frequently now she doesn’t bother telling him he ought to lose weight, or quit drinking, or spend some time with the children. Every time she used to say that it would erupt in a huge row, and these days she simply doesn’t have the energy.
Take a look at them tonight. Walker, already bathed and in pajamas, is playing with his Spiderman web shooter that came free in a packet of cereal.
“Look, Dad!” he says excitedly, dancing around Eddie, who is slumped on the sofa. “Look! Look! It shoots real spiderwebs!” He attempts a demonstration on the ceiling as Eddie smiles vaguely and moves Walker out of the way.