Operation: Endgame
Pip Ballantine
Tee Morris
Imagine That! Studios, Copyright 2017
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Contents
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Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
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Acknowledgments
Getting to this point in a series, is something neither of us have ever done before, but this was always where we wanted to get to Eliza and Wellington to, even right back at the start with Phoenix Rising.
We owe huge thanks to many people.
All our Kickstarters who backed this book. We hope you it was worth the wait.
Pip’s Patreons who have stuck with her through the writing of it, and seen it in its rough glory. Kaushik Karforma, Michael-Astynx Caminiti, Julio Capa, Lawrence Tagrin, Philipp Dunkel, Ellen Sandburg, Christina Payton, J Lynn Baker, Beth, Paige, Matthew J Drake, Pia Zimmerman, Ame Hull, Mike Dunham, Maryellen Burdwood-Porter, Teresa Horne, Abigail Hilton, Rosemary Tizledon, Piper J Drake, Scott Kitchen, Anthony Downs, Mildred Cady, Nobilis and Dee Reed, Roger Ballantine, Davide Mana, Jon Krupp, David Medinnus
Our editor K T Bryski for whipping this last volume into shape.
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The whole photoshoot crew; Christina Payton, Michael Ward of Go ForWard Photography, and Matthew J Drake.
Our daughter, Serena for putting up with endless discussions in the car before she had headphones to drown them out.
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Chapter One
In Which Agents of Her Majesty's Ministry Become Star-Crossed
It was a very good thing that Wellington Thornhill Books, Esquire, had a stout pair of shoes, and a comfortable jacket. Then again, his tailor catered to the needs of the Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences, and knew his clientele had different needs to the average Saville Row gentleman.
The alterations allowed Wellington to pump his arms in a proper fashion and his footwear, while flattering the cut of his suit, provided more arch support and cushioning for his feet as he raced through the avenues of New York City, with his fellow agent and lover Eliza D Braun at his side. These American streets and alleyways were just as busy as any London ones, but displayed far more technology.
While bastions of tradition such as horse-drawn hansoms and carriages still beat hooves on the roadway, Americans embraced mechanications of all manner. This embracing of technology however meant living within a cacophony of metal. The smell of horse manure overpowered the choking plumes of steam and soot from motor vehicles chugging by. Wellington’s throat burned from the sharp-scented chemicals release into the air, even as his chest ached with the effort of the chase. As Wellington clamped a hand down on his bowler, lest it slide off his head, a trickle of sweat ran down his cheek. A sign of good effort.
The agents dodged motorcars, mechanicarriages, street vendors, and a throng of city residents, all of whom appeared oblivious to the industrial chaos that churned around them. Through it all Wellington and Eliza struggled to maintain their pursuit of the Eastman gang member, identified as one Derbin O'Halloran. The Eastman were the most feared ruffians on the Lower East Side, and ‘Derby’ was leading them on quite the foot chase—a good enough reason to shoot him. Apart from being unsporting, though, such a shot—even Wellington using his crack talent with firearms—would endanger the locals, draw the attention from the local constabulary, and defeat the notion they were carrying out clandestine operations on foreign soil.
“Bugger me,” Eliza spat as Derby leapt over the crowd. “There he goes again.”
"Language, darling," Wellington scolded. "We’re in public."
The look he got in return put him in his place. "You're worried about my language," Eliza asked, pointing above the pedestrians, "with that bouncing through the crowd?"
Derby vaulted skyward a second time, the Jumping Jacks extending and retracting like metallic cricket's legs secured to his own. These novel inventions gave their quarry six foot high leaps as well as three feet of extra distance with every bound. The odd citizen glanced up, but Jumping Jacks were invented in New York, and were all the rage. Since this city seemed obsessed with moving faster, Derby was nothing more than another pedestrian on his way to some destination, taking full advantage of the city’s latest trend.
Despite the clear advantage being a bouncing Jack-in-the-box afforded, Derby was having a difficult time of it. Maybe he’d been unable to practice with the devices, or perhaps it was the chaos of pedestrians around him. In any case their perpetrator did not to have full control of them. He slammed into the top of a carriage, nearly toppling when the narrow wedges of the leg extensions made contact with the causeway, but he righted himself and sprung away.
"Bloody hell," Eliza grumbled as they burst through a gaggle of drunken sailors.
"Watch it, ya tart!" one of then snapped, grabbing hold of her bicep.
Her free arm moved with superhuman alacrity, punching the man in his gut so hard it was a wonder his lover’s hand did not emerge from his back. The sailor’s blubber cushioned the plures ornemtaum-powered blow—fortunately
for him. Eliza loved the device on her arm and had used it on many missions. It was a veritable Swiss Army knife of a creation, packed with powered pistons, blades, and grappling hooks, but hopefully she wouldn’t deploy its full arsenal on this sot.
The remaining three sailors took only one step before Eliza produced her pistol with her other hand. "Make an appointment, boys."
A rapid blast from a train horn ripped their gaze back toward the leaping gang member, and Wellington's heart seize for an instant. Derby was bounding towards an incoming train, a small crowd waiting along an elevated platform as he and his Jumping Jacks made quick work of the stairs. The agents pounded their way upwards as shrieks and shouts indicating Derby’s arrival got lost in the loud rattle of the train’s arrival. Wellington’s eyes darted from one end of the platform to the other, searching for their target. Another quick succession of blasts from the train was when he noticed the car did not slow. It must be an express, Wellington thought. That would play in their advantage.
Derby however only widened his stance. Wellington and Eliza continued to sprint over the landing, even as the Eastman made another leap—and an impressive one at that. His curved trajectory outlined him against the lights of the city. Then in a blur he was on top of the train, just managing to grab hold of the roof before he could slip off to the crowded streets below.
Eliza darted back to the landing from where they emerged and removed the lid from the trash can. She threw the flat side against the pavement and jammed her booted foot under its handle.
"Time to catch the express, darling," she said, pulling Wellington’s arms around her and bringing them close against each other. Any closer, and they would have been at risk of lewd and lascivious behaviour. As always it was a delightful experience being this near to her; yet their bodies pressed against one another reminded him it had been since they had enjoyed such intimacy. The perils of the chase, he supposed. Serving the queen as they did in the Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences, those distractions of love and affection were put aside. When Eliza’s left leg locked around his own, a blush bloomed up from Wellington's collar, but he knew this was not anything amorous, especially when she bellowed in his ear: "Hold on!"
She fired the plures ornemtaum’s grappling hook into the back car of the train. When it went taut, powerful winches inside the arm began to retract, dragging Eliza and Wellington on their makeshift sled across the platform. For a moment, they were sliding at incredible speed, closing the distance between them and the express. Wellington would have found this almost as exhilarating as having his love so close to him...
... had it not been for the end of the platform closing on them.
"Eliza..." he said into her ear.
"Not yet."
"Eliza..."
"Almost there."
"Darling, I really think..."
"JUMP!" she screamed, pulling Wellington down into a deep crouch.
They both leapt in unison, their hands outstretched and reaching for the back of the car as the plures ornemtaum continued to yank them closer. Together their hands slapped hard against the cold railing. Wellington tightened his grip and tucked his knees up to his chest as his body slammed into the back of the train. The loud gasp from Eliza said she’d experienced the same rough landing. For a moment, they hung on the back of the car, gathering their breath, before pulling themselves up and begin their climb to the train’s roof.
It might have been March, but on clearing the ladder he experienced the full force of the wind. That blast was reminiscent of a British December. Could be worse, he thought. At least I'm not trying this on a moving hypersteam. Wellington’s glasses protected his eyes enough so that he could make out their target ahead, now crouched on the top of the train, waiting for a stop where he could spring away.
A gust blowing past his glasses blinded him for a moment. Oh, how he would love a proper pair of goggles, he thought just as Eliza clambered over the edge of the train carriage.
Adjusting her own protective eyewear, she grinned, the wind whipping strands of hair around her face. “No science-respecting lady’s outfit is complete without goggles.”
Through streaming eyes, and feeling rather under-prepared, Wellington observed their gang member hunched further down their carriage. His back was to them, and the clatter of the train masked any sound. Eliza jerked her head towards Derby and began to shuffle closer to their prey. Wellington had a sudden pang for the Archives and the uneventful life he had grown comfortable with there, but then again if he hadn’t left he would never have experienced a chase across the rooftop of a moving train, nor had to run from an exploding giant automaton. Then there was undoing a grand confidence game against the Crown, and the American inventor Thomas Edison turning lighthouses into death rays. Perhaps life in the Archives was quiet and safe, but this life suited him just as well.
Damn, Wellington thought.
Keeping their bodies bent low as best they could, he followed Eliza forward. This train was not a smooth ride as it rattled and shifted beneath them like the world's most obstinate horse. One glance up ahead revealed clouds gathering on the horizon. If it should rain on them, remaining on the roof would prove impossible. He tapped Eliza on the shoulder and pointed. If they were to catch this man, they had to be quick about it. Against the darkening skyline it was harder to tell what Derby was about; would he make a leap off at any moment or ride to another platform? Either option would mean a swift escape.
A quick nod to one another at the junction, and together they leapt across the gap to the next carriage. Perhaps the gang member hadn't heard them, but the impact of their arrival must have run through his feet. Derby’s head, masked and goggled, flicked over his shoulder. He leapt once, then twice, and Wellington knew without question what his next action would be. Eliza must have reached the same conclusion as she brazenly ran across the moving roof—damn safety—even as Derby leapt from the train.
A flash of lightning in the distance silhouetted him against the sky. The winged eagle, a titan straight from the legends of Eliza’s own New Zealand, swooped down and snatched Derby from the air. Wellington blinked and locked gazes with his partner, who had come to an abrupt halt. They watched as the eagle turned on one wingtip, circled around, and then banked towards the approaching terminal. The train underneath them began to slow.
"Oye!" someone shouted from the platform ahead. "You know we’re supposed to be working in secret, right? Mighty conspicuous doing Hawaiian surf riding up there, Lizzie!"
"Bruce?" As they lurched to a stop Eliza's voice was able to be made out. The Australian with his chiselled jaw and wide smile dressed as if he had just emerged from the West, a leather hat tipped back and wildly patterned boots adorning his feet. Agent Bruce Campbell was an Outback peacock amongst identical Americans. Yet he was being critical of Wellington and Eliza standing out?
"Did you miss me?" Bruce asked with a wink in Eliza’s direction.
“With the way you’re dressed, that would be impossible,” she returned. Wellington was certain another inappropriate word crossed her lips before she said, "Let's get down off this thing before we’re forced to ride to the end of the line."
Wellington and Eliza grabbed the side railings of their carriage, swung off the roof, down onto the platform. A few of the locals looked askance at them, but in the way of big cities, no one dared to make a comment. They had places to be, apparently. Eliza glared at Bruce out of the corner of her eye. The adversarial relationship between her and her South Pacific cousin had never gone away. Considering his own experiences with Bruce, Wellington couldn’t fault her for that. At all.
Bruce surprised him with a somewhat chummy slap on the back. "Good to see you, mate." He refrained from doing the same to Wellington’s partner. Probably a very good choice unless he wanted a punch in the throat. "Been enjoying the Americas?"
"Never a dull moment," Wellington said, rolling his shoulder.
"Especially you pipping us at the post," Eliza hissed. "Are you
responsible for that infernal contraption flying about us?"
"Oh yeah, she's a beaut, ain’t she?" Bruce said. "Borrowed her from those American agents. She—"
"That was our target," Wellington interjected, hoping to cut off Eliza’s rage before it hit boiling point. "We were just about to apprehend him when you arrived."
"Looked more like our mark was about to give you the slip," Bruce replied, tucking his thumbs into his jacket pockets.
Eliza’s words were so pointed, commuters boarding the train paused and looked back at her. "Your target?"
So much for cutting off her rage.
"Yes, my darlin’ Lizzie. The Fat Man assigned us to the task force dedicated to Ragnarök. and you all were assigned on that Jekyll bloke."
"We still are. Derby was our lead to Jekyll."
"That as may be," Bruce said with a sigh, "but not today. We’ve been watching him for almost a month now. Them Houseboys started building laboratories now."
Houseboys. Agent Campbell’s pet name for agents from the House of Usher. Wellington couldn’t help raising his eyebrows as realisation washed over him. "Usher is establishing laboratories as part of Ragnarök?"
The Australian shot them both a bemused smile. "What? You didn’t think mad science was just reserved for Jekyll, did you?"
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