Ash’s eyebrows shot up. “I thought we took those pictures as a joke.”
Emily blushed slightly. “We did. But since we had them on hand, we decided to mock some up and test them, and…well, they tested really well.”
Next to him, Grace sighed. “I thought we might take the radical approach of becoming the one venue that doesn’t peddle pictures of Ashton shirtless.”
“Shirtless?” Ash laughed. “I don’t know what you ladies are talking about, but I don’t display shirtless pictures of myself and I definitely don’t upload them to the internet. You all know I’m not into social media.”
“But your fans are,” Jan said.
“And they definitely upload pictures,” Emily added.
Why was everyone smiling? Even Frank. “But where would they get shirtless pictures of me?”
“At your pool parties,” Emily said.
“Boat parties,” Jan added.
“Let’s not forget volleyball,” Grace said, sounding resigned. “Seriously, Ashton, you must see all the people taking pictures there.”
“Sure,” he replied. “But I don’t post them.”
Grace wagged her head in pity. “So clueless.”
Jan looked more concerned than amused. “Almost criminally so.” She leaned forward, studying him. “Ashton, you realize that no one needs your consent to post and tag you in a photo online, right? They can even create an account that’s all about you and post to fans on your behalf.”
“And they do,” Emily said with a bit of a smile. “There are literally thousands of pictures of you shirtless online, with new pictures added after each week’s volleyball practice.”
Ash wasn’t sure whether to be alarmed or flattered. “Wait, you can just do that? Listeners can do that? Just log onto Facebook and see pictures of me in my swimming trunks.”
“You should see the Tumblr feeds,” Grace muttered.
“Tumblr?” he echoed. He literally did not know what that was.
Emily’s face flushed slightly before she cleared her throat. “I know you make a point to avoid social media, Ashton, but social media has a life of its own…kind of like nature. Just because most of us don’t go out into the woods like you do, doesn’t mean nothing happens out in the wild while we’re ignoring it. Social media is like that, in its own way. Something is always happening. And yes, it is good to assume that 100% of the pictures people take of you will make their way to social media—especially since you are a TV personality.”
Ash felt himself pale. All the pictures anyone had ever taken of him might be online? That didn’t sound good. At all.
Frank leaned forward. “Ashton, I know that Grace offered to handle your social media accounts for the show, and she’s done an amazing job of it, but it might be time for you to log in on a platform or two and start connecting. You are literally the only news team member who is not active on social media, and that will hurt you in the long run.”
Ash fought back a groan. “I just don’t want to be one of those people who walks around this world with my face trained on a screen.”
Grace sent him a look. As in, a look that let him knew she hadn’t missed the barb. He gazed back, standing his ground. Sure, maybe he wasn’t on Twitter, but at least he wasn’t a workaholic who couldn’t relax for two seconds.
Jan cleared her throat. “Well, to Grace’s credit, she runs all of the accounts for the show and has amassed more followers on each account than the station has in general, so she’s pulling her weight in all of this.”
Ash got the distinct sense that there was a silent accusation in there somewhere that he was not pulling his weight.
Jan got everyone refocused by pressing the next key and bringing up a mockup of Ash posing wearing jeans and a tool belt with the same text off to the side: Sexy or Sexist? You decide, weekdays at 2:00 p.m.
“There are already hundreds of Ashton playing beach volleyball with his shirt off,” Jane said. “So it’s not like we’re giving our audience anything they haven’t seen before. We’d just be doing it in higher-res.” She looked at Ash. “That is, as long as you’re comfortable with it.”
“You can’t be serious,” Grace moaned, apparently offended by the image.
Ash smiled. “Well, I was going to say no, but you know what I always say: anything that bothers Grace is worth doubling down on. So if this tested well, maybe we should give it a go.”
“Ay, Díos mio,” Grace muttered under her breath, but Ash was pretty sure he was the only one who heard her.
Jan nodded, advancing to the next slide. It showed an image of Grace in a blue sundress and wearing tartan boxing gloves. The text next to her read, Delivering knockouts weekdays at 2:00.
“Our research shows that women really identify with how strong you are in all of the conversations,” Jan explained to Grace. “You don’t back down. You push the dialog to the next round, which is how we came up with this imagery.”
Grace studied the image, clearly critical of what she saw, then shrugged. “Well, I’m willing to bet on it if you are.”
Ash blinked in surprise. If he had pitched that idea there was absolutely no way Grace would have rolled with it. None. Yet here they were with Ash nodding his head for a bunch of shirtless shots and Grace approving mockups of her looking like a celebutante boxer.
The day was certainly taking a turn for the weird.
“We’re looking to lease twelve billboards in high-traffic areas,” Jan said. “And we’d like to put a different image on each one. Six of Grace, and six of Ashton.”
“Sounds equitable,” Ash said with a grin. “Next thing you know we’ll be splitting chores here at work.”
Grace’s lips pursed. “I should be so lucky.”
Jan ignored their barbs at each other and pressed on. “These two were the most extreme of the shots we’re choosing from, so I thought I’d show them here in case there was pushback. But we think that this visual campaign combined with you two raising the heat on each other online could really give the show the lift it needs to have a good shot at a renewal.”
“Heat?” Grace asked, growing still. “What kind of heat are you talking about?”
“Nothing physical or anything like that,” Emily jumped in. “We are all well aware of your relationship with Phillip, Grace. We don’t want to do anything that throws that into question. But we do think it would help ratings to raise the friction level with Ashton a bit.”
When Grace said nothing, Ash knew he wasn’t the only one who was lost.
“Yeah…” he said. “You’re going to have to spell that out a little better for me. We dudes need exact instructions.”
“It’s simple stuff, really,” Jan said, focusing in on Ash. “Ideally, we would get you hooked up on a social media platform and have one or two interactions each day be something that polarizes followers. And we need it to be you, Ashton. Your listeners know you really well, and they would sniff out a stand-in pretty quickly, I think.”
Ash fought back a groan. “So I need to start posting on Facebook?”
“Instagram would be better,” Grace said from his left, and Ash looked to Jan and Emily for confirmation.
“Each site has its pros and cons,” Jan said. “Twitter is for business and influencers, but given that most of your fans are stay-at-home moms, that’s not your best bet. Moms use Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest.”
“And they would not want to see any Pinterest page Ashton created,” Grace said with a grin. “Plus, we can duplicate anything he does on Instagram straight over to Facebook and get double the traction. Images get more responses on both platforms. We can just take something he says and meme it, or…”
“Or?” Jan prompted.
“We can catch each other doing sexist stuff and post it for feedback,” Grace said. “I think the few shippers we have might multiply if Ashton and I post pictures of each other.”
Ash sent Grace a playful scowl. “You’re just trying to get me onto social media.”
Jan smiled, ignoring the tension building between them. “We talked a lot about that in our meeting, actually. And I think calling Ashton out online is a good way to keep him engaged, and tagging and one-upping each other would go over very well.”
Ash literally did not understand what Jan was talking about, but apparently Emily did and jumped on the train.
“We think it would be great to ride this rivalry into an event that kind of organically appears in the fray of you two picking on each other. We can watch the comments and see what people want, then create an event right before our renewal D-Day to show management how much support you two have.”
“We?” Ash echoed. “Who is ‘we’ in all of this? And who’s going to get me up to speed?”
Emily grinned. “I can. I can drop by your desk, walk you through everything and coach you on how to respond.”
Ash returned her smile, liking how she blushed lightly when he said, “I’d like that.”
Next to him, Grace picked up her phone. “Sounds good. Want me to get the rivalry going now?”
“Now?” Frank asked, his brow arching with curiosity.
“Yeah,” Grace said. “On Instagram?”
Ash felt himself tense. “Wait. Shouldn’t I get an account first?”
Grace sent him a skeptical look. “And when is that going to happen? Right after you text me your Christmas list?”
Ash rolled his eyes. “It’s June.”
“Exactly,” she said, looking over at Jan. “Say the word and I’ll get this ball rolling.”
Jan and Emily stared at each other for several beats before Jan smiled and said, “Word.”
There was no hesitation on Grace’s side. With a flick of her finger, her screen lit up and she got to work doing something Ash was pretty sure wasn’t good for him.
“What are you doing?”
Her eyes stayed on her screen, her finger swiping sideways. “You’ll have to get an Instagram account to find out.”
“I’m doing an interview after this,” he said, more nervous than the situation probably required.
“Well, we all have priorities,” Grace said, fingers still working.
He felt his jaw tense. “It’s called work, Grace.”
She didn’t look up. “And isn’t it amazing how one of us manages to do both social media and in-person job responsibilities at the same time?”
Frank let out a treacherous chuckle as Ash tried to a peek at Grace’s screen. She angled it away and out of sight.
“If you’re throwing me under the bus right now, I have a right to know,” he said.
Grace nodded, typing something on her phone. “Ashton, I am totally throwing you under the bus right now.”
He reached for her phone. “Let me see.”
She gave her phone one last decisive tap then turned the screen black again. “Sorry, buddy. You’re going to have to get on Instagram to see it.”
Ash looked around the room for help and saw everyone was smiling—well, everyone but the intern. That guy just looked like he’d checked out of the meeting as soon as it began.
“Oh, c’mon. I have a right to know if I need to respond immediately,” he pled, but not even Emily looked sympathetic to his plight.
“No, I think this is fair,” Jan said. “I have no idea what she just posted, but my feminine intuition tells me that you should get an account sooner rather than later.”
Emily’s curiosity was clearly piqued because she picked up her phone and began to do some swiping of her own.
“But I don’t even have a smartphone.”
“You have the company phone you never use,” Frank reminded him.
Oh. Yeah. That. It was somewhere in his desk. It had to be since that’s where he had stowed it the day Frank had given it to him. Crap. He did have a phone, although it probably needed to be charged at this point.
Frank cleared his throat. “As mentioned, this meeting has to be short because both Ashton and Grace have TV assignments they need to get to, but I feel good about our direction. I’ll approve the budget and we’ll get those billboards up.”
Across from him, Emily’s eyebrows shot up before she showed her phone screen to Jan. They both sent looks Grace’s way and Ash saw the distinct look of feminine approval in their gaze. In their eyes, Grace had just scored a solid point for womankind.
“Ashton?” Jan said. “I’d get on Instagram pretty quick. Your cohost is playing hardball with you.”
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