Children’s Stories from the Viewpoint of a Slug Page 4
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It was there in the shade and the dank,
He spied her, a slug in the rank,
An ugly old thing, not the slug of his dreams,
Then he fell madly in love with his queen. Such is love.
More Slug Jokes
“Did you hear the one about the slug called Tox?”
“No, I never heard that one, Bert.”
“He found it impossible to get a girlfriend.”
“Why”
“When introducing himself to potential girlfriends, he always said, “Hello, I’m SLUGTOX.” Without exception, they slimed away from him as fast as they could possibly go!”