Colby Stevens had become a fixture in the bar. He’d begun his stint as something of a mascot and, much like the painting of Dogs Playing Poker, it was a delightful irony to have him there. But over time, also like the painting of Dogs Playing Poker, the regulars took to him. After all, Colby Stevens hadn’t been truly human since he was a child, and he was certainly more powerful than anyone else—short of Yashar—frequenting the place. So not only did they let him stay, but he had officially become one of the boys. This collection of supernatural rabble was the only crowd around whom Colby felt comfortable, and who now equally felt comfortable around him. All as lost and bitter as he, it seemed as good a place as any to let his guard down and drown his sorrows.
“I have crawled through sweltering jungles,” he said one night, his voice pinched and angry from having just swallowed a shot of whiskey, and slow and slurred from the four whiskeys before that. “I have walked across arid plains. I have seen the creatures that man has created, and I, for one, don’t ever want to see them again. They are not beasts of their own; they are the reflections of man cast back through a looking glass that dares not withhold a single secret or desire; they are all of man’s evil and all of man’s good, given material form and set loose like tiny turbulent storms to upset the delicate balance of men’s lives. There is no good that can truly come of them, only heartache, heartbreak, and agony. God doesn’t hide himself away because he wants each person to come to him with only blind faith; he hides himself away because if people knew the truth, they wouldn’t want to believe in him at all. It would seem that God and man have very different definitions of the word paradise. But so be it. I know the truth now. And all I want is to be left alone.”
“Have you ever actually seen God?” Old Scraps asked from across the bar, his chin balanced upon folded arms.
“Shut up and pour me another drink,” said Colby.
“That’s what I thought.” Scraps smiled and grabbed the whiskey. “I don’t care how much of the world you’ve seen, kid. You’re still twenty-two years old. Twenty-two-year-olds know two things: fuck and all. So why don’t you shut the fuck up and drink this.” He poured two shooters for himself and one for Colby, finishing the first before Colby could reach for his.
“I do love our chats.” Colby smiled.
“Well, you better, because no one else wants to listen to your bullshit, material or otherwise.”
“I don’t know about that,” said Yashar from farther down the bar, clearly as drunk as Colby. No longer dressed in silks and finery, he wore a simple pair of jeans, a white T-shirt, and a leather motorcycle jacket. “I’ve been listening to his shit for years and I’m still not tired of it.” Colby leaned over and the two bumped fists as a sign of solidarity.
The patronage of the Cursed and the Damned was thin but familiar that night. Bill the Shadow, in the far corner, smoked a cigarette from beneath his fedora, casting a shadow over his portion of the room. Two older pixie men, Seamus and Walter, nursed their own small beers at a diminutive table set in the back where no one would trip over them.
Lastly, Bertrand, a fallen angel and outrageous drunk, sat at his own table mumbling to himself, his hair long, blond, greasy, and neglected, his alabaster skin having seen better days. He wore white, battered armor, a large red Gothic cross painted on its chest plate, and carried both a similarly painted shield and a helmet no one had ever seen him wear. Bertrand often conversed with himself, speaking with long-departed friends in hushed, mumbled tones sounding more like death-bed tremors than the drunken rambling it was. But every once in a while he would speak up loudly, arguing with himself, making bold declarations.
“It’s not like suffering in Hell is really eternal or anything,” he said through a slurred, drunken drawl. “It just feels that way.”
Heads slowly turned in his direction, unsurprised but curious.
“What?” asked Old Scraps. “What the hell are you on about?” Everyone in the bar turned to Bertrand, who now held the floor.
“Hell,” he said “It’s not like you go there forever.”
“Since when?”
“Have you ever been to Hell?” asked Bertrand.
Old Scraps shook his head. “Of course not.”
“Well, it’s not what you think. There are parts of Hell that are a veritable paradise. Sins of the flesh; unspeakable beauty; raw, unfiltered sensations overwhelming all five senses. It is heaven for those for whom Heaven’s enlightenment holds no interest. They are patches of forever encased in immaterial amber. But the lights don’t stay on by themselves, you know; they are fueled by the nightmares and torments of the imprisoned. Those perfect, dreamlike bubbles of bliss are nothing more than the coalesced memories of the punished as they beg and plead to regain their precious moments. They are stripped of them on entry and left with the anguish of their sin and the pain of their death; they are hamsters on a wheel, turning and turning until they can turn no more, just to keep the elite few undisturbed in their flawless little utopias.”
Bertrand rolled his empty glass back and forth on the table, fumbling it a few times, making sure Old Scraps knew it was empty. Scraps hopped up on the bar and, grabbing the bottle, marched over to Bertrand’s table.
“That doesn’t make any sense,” said Colby.
“What? You thought he was collecting souls for some war at the end of time? There is no end of time. There was no beginning. There just is. It’s all just energy. Nothing is forever. One day even Hell will be gone—dried up and spent, floating through space and time as a lifeless hulk before it is consumed by whatever the next thing is. It is just another star in the universe that will one day burn itself out. That’s just the way things work here. Nothing is permanent, but everything is never ending.”
“So who gets to see this paradise?” asked Old Scraps, pouring the angel another glass of whiskey.
“Whoever brings in the most souls gets a garden of their own, I suppose,” he said.
Colby shook his head, confused. “Wait, so the most evil men in the world get a pass?”
“What do you mean evil? What is evil? Do you mean sin? No, the greatest sinners don’t get a pass. But the greatest persuaders do, the men who lead others into willful oblivion. They build the pyres upon which their furnace will be heated.”
“Like who?” asked Colby.
“Hitler.”
Old Scraps removed the lit pipe from his mouth and waved it around wildly. “Wait, wait, wait. Are you saying someone like Adolf Hitler is in this hellish paradise of yours?”
“That’s exactly what I’m saying. Why wouldn’t Adolf be dead center at the Devil’s party? Millions upon millions of people committed atrocities and sins of all sorts in his name, at his behest, or in opposition to his influence. All of their own free will. Don’t kid yourself; it’s all about free will, every last bit of it. He never forced those people; he gave them the chance to become the people they always dreamt of—at a price. And that price filled the coffers of Hell for two generations. Krauts, Ruskies, Yanks, Brits, Japs, Guineas, Frogs, Polocks, Protestants, Catholics, Jews. They all did unspeakable things in the name of righteousness. More coal for the fires! But did you ever hear a whisper about Hitler pulling a trigger or flipping a switch and gassing a room full of people himself? No. You didn’t. Because he always convinced someone else to do it.
“No one is born damned; you have to damn yourself. Hell’s fires are fueled by the stuff of dreams and stoked with man’s attempts to grasp them. Few men set out to damn their fellow man; those that do have a special place carved out in the brimstone of the underworld. The Devil loves a self-made man.” Bertrand threw back the remainder of his whiskey, swallowed it hard, and with a grimace looked around the bar. “Fuck this place,” he said. “Bring on the next thing.”
The angel rose to his feet, stumbled toward the door, careful enough not to get his wings caught but not so much so that he didn’t spill a few drinks along the way. Pushing the door open, he managed half of a polite bow
before falling through, picking himself up, and making his way out into the street.
“Such sad creatures,” said Old Scraps.
“Angels or drunks?” asked Colby.
“Pfff. Drunks are God’s chosen few. Angels are just his messengers. Can you imagine? Being one with everything, born with a purpose, getting told everything you need to do to make the world a better place, only to have it all torn away, to be cast down, and left to experience creation alone on such limited terms? No wonder they’re all drunks. This place sucks.”
“Aye,” mumbled the room, drinks held high, toasting misery.
“Why doesn’t he drink with his own kind?” asked Colby.
“Bertrand? He does. But they have the decency to throw him out before he gets this drunk.”
“And you don’t?” asked Yashar.
Old Scraps laughed. “Ain’t a cluricaun born that can so much as spell decency, let alone appreciate it.” The door opened once again. “Another whiskey then, is it, Berty?” he called toward the door.
“No,” said Coyote. “But I will take a beer.”
The room fizzled and all fell quiet. Coyote stood at the entrance, smiling back at the looks of shock and disdain.
“No. You. Out,” said Old Scraps, struggling for the words, pointing angrily out the door, refusing eye contact.
“You’re not going to tell me that you don’t serve my kind here, are you?” asked Coyote.
“If by your kind you mean foul trickster spirits, then no, we most certainly do not.”
“Oh, but I’m quite thirsty,” said Coyote. “Just one drink?”
“First rule of bartending: never let a trickster speak.” Old Scraps pointed a stiff finger toward the door. “Out!”
“But I’ve already spoken. If you kick me out now, you might be doing exactly what I want you to do.”
“That’s a chance I’m willing to take.”
Coyote leaned back out the door and looked up at the sign. Then he leaned back in. “What if I assure you that I am quite damned?”
“Of that, I am most certain. Still won’t get you a drink. Out! Out, out, and out.”
A moment of silence gripped the bar; a standoff, a stare down. Coyote dared not take a step farther without permission, as only a fool angered a drunk. Nevertheless, Old Scraps was equally as cautious; if Coyote wasn’t there for him, there was no need to earn his ire.
“Why’d you do it?” asked Colby. All eyes fell on him.
Coyote smiled. “Whatever are you—?”
Colby interrupted him coldly, his tone bitter and calculated. “Pretend for a moment that I know exactly how smart you are. Why’d you do it?”
Coyote was caught in a lie and had the sheepish grin to show for it. “All things must be taught a lesson,” he said. “Even ancient ones. Especially ancient ones. I am life’s hard lesson.”
“I know what you are,” said Colby. “Why are you here?”
“Because nobody ever learns. Here we are fourteen years later and children are still slaves to their wishes. You’d think growing up would change that, but it only makes it worse.”
“I think we’ve heard enough,” said Yashar.
“Yes,” smiled Coyote. “More than enough.”
“Get out,” said Old Scraps.
“Good night,” said Coyote before fading away.
Only the overhead bulbs made noise, their stinging hum slightly less abrasive than Coyote. Yashar leaned forward onto the bar top, shaking his head. “Never, in all my years, have I met a creature who could kill a good buzz quicker than Coyote.”
Old Scraps nodded. “I’ll drink to that.”
“Bartender,” said Colby. “Why don’t you hit me and my imaginary friend here with a double each? I have a feeling this is going to be a long night.”
“You can s-s-s-s-s-say that again,” Yashar slurred.
Colby eyed Yashar for a second. “Is that a new jacket?”
“Yeah,” answered Yashar. “You like it?”
“Whatever happened to the robes and the sash and all the gold doodads?”
“I just wear that getup for the kids.” He smiled, basking in his own cleverness. “I mean, honestly, would you make a wish to someone in this jacket?”
“I certainly wouldn’t have held your hand.”
“Touché.” Once again, the two fist-bumped without having to make eye contact. “It’s all about appearances, my friend. Sometimes it takes a bit of a con to get someone pointed in the right direction.” He paused for a moment. “You know that’s what Coyote was doing, don’t you?”
“Yeah,” Colby nodded dourly. “I know.”
“But you’re going to go check on Ewan anyway, aren’t you?”
“Yeah, I am.”
“No way I can talk you out of it?”
“You could always give me another wish.”
“Forget it. You’re overdrawn, my friend. You’ve had more than your fair share of wishes.”
“Aw, but I haven’t actually gotten anything I really wanted yet.”
“Oh, shut up,” said Yashar. “I gave you everything you asked for. Don’t blame me for your taste in wishes. I could have given you a puppy and a girlfriend and you would have been the happiest eight-year-old in north-central Austin.”
“And miss out on all this?” said Colby, motioning around the spartan bar.
“I could take it all back, you know. Undo the whole thing. I’d do that for you.”
“Yeah, I know. But you can’t take back time.”
“No. No one can.”
“You might as well just cut out my eyes and seal my ears in wax. I’d know what was beyond the veil, but couldn’t see or protect myself from it. I’d spend my days rocking back and forth, paranoid about whatever was standing looking over my shoulder.”
Yashar nodded. “I could make you forget, but . . .”
“. . . then you’d have to start from scratch, yeah. New kid and all.”
“Yes.”
“That wouldn’t work either. I’d be dead inside a week. I’ve made my bed, now I’ve got to spend the rest of my life lying in it.”
Old Scraps wiped the bar top in front of them with a greasy rag, leaving more slop behind than he was picking up. “How many times are you two dillholes going to have this conversation?”
“Till we don’t have to have it anymore, I suppose,” said Colby. Shaking his head he threw back the double whiskey, swallowing it in a single gulp. Then he looked over at Yashar. “Finish your drink; we’ve got a trap to walk into.”
CHAPTER THIRTY
THE RUSTLING OF THE VEIL OR SOMETHING LIKE IT
The locals called it Crackville—an uninspired but accurate moniker for a two-block-by-two-block-radius gutter of slumlord-owned apartment complexes, sporting no less than three competing crack houses operating at any given time. It had everything a growing slum needed to blossom into a full-blown ghetto: day-labor storefronts, liquor and convenience stores, bad lighting, and a dozen places to run if the police ever bothered to do anything but drive by slowly. The only thing keeping this mess from spilling over into the rest of the city was being nestled smack in the middle of sub-suburban tract homes, guarded by well-armed soccer moms, aided by lenient laws on gun ownership. While this didn’t stop the steady flow of traffic from coming in on Friday and Saturday nights to score, it did keep the transient population from lighting up their makeshift pipes too close to where the kids played. Instead, they lit up behind the overflowing brown Dumpsters sprinkled liberally throughout the area.
Ewan’s apartment was on the third floor of the central-most apartment complex in the very heart of Crackville. From his front door, he could see the porches of two operating drug dens—sometimes three, as they were prone to moving around in a shell game triggered by violence or the rare narcotics bust. One had to use caution when walking through the parking lots, not only to avoid degenerates doing the junkie shuffle mumbling for a handout, but also to keep from stepping on needles or shattered glas
s pipes.
The apartments were cabana style, facing a pool that was a molding, slimy, still-water pond, covered in algae and a thick brown layer of leaves still lingering from the previous autumn. It gave off the sickly smell of rot residents never noticed until mentioned aloud. Swarming with mosquitos as it was, Colby liked to think of it as the birthplace of disease. There was something almost supernatural about how foul Crackville was, as if some coven of infernally aligned creatures crept through its darkest crevasses, responsible for it all. But he knew better. Only humans could invent squalor and filth like this.
Yashar stood beside the door, on the other side of the veil—out of sight from mortal eyes—vigilant for anything that might catch them off guard. Something wasn’t right about Coyote’s visit. There was a lingering worry in the back of his mind. Was he missing something? By simply strolling up to Ewan’s were they somehow doing exactly what they shouldn’t? While normally more cautious about such things, the bottle of whiskey he and Colby had polished off helped assuage any fears he might have.
Colby rapped on the door, half drunk, but steady enough to hold a conversation. He waited a moment before raising his fist to rap again. KA-CHUNK. He was interrupted by the dead bolt on the other side of the door. It opened and Ewan peered out, looking both ways as he did so.
“Colby?” he asked. “What the hell are you doing here this late?”
Colby didn’t have an immediate answer.
“Is that Johnny Walker I smell?”
Colby shook his head. “No, it’s far older and much harder to pronounce, especially after half a bottle.”
“Get the hell in here.” Ewan held the door open wide enough for Colby to step through, furrowed his brow, and then closed it behind him, dead-bolting it again.
“Sorry, man,” said Colby. “I’ve been drinking.”
“I can see that.”
“You mind if I crash here tonight? I shouldn’t be out in this condition.” He was lying; he would have no problem getting home. But this seemed about as good an excuse as any.
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