“The part where you aren’t leaving till Sunday. This is a three-day job. I can’t afford to lose the money since I work for myself. It’s not my fault you’re sick, and it’s not my fault that you have thirty-six animals. I got five kids and a wife to support and men on my payroll sitting outside in your parking lot. Right now I’m paying them to sit there drinking coffee.”
“That’s just too damn bad, mister. I’m calling the Plainfield Courier and the Star Ledger. Papers like stories like this especially at Christmastime. You better get my phone hooked up again and don’t think I’m paying for that.”
The afternoon wore on. Andi kept swilling tea as she watched through the window. The police were as good as their word, allowing nothing to transpire until word came in from Peter King. Her face grew more flushed, and she knew her fever was creeping upward.
Using the police cell phone, Andi called again and again, leaving a total of seven messages on Sadie’s machine and nine messages in total for Peter at King Cosmetics. The receptionist logged all nine messages, Mr. King’s words ringing in her ears: “Do not call me under any circumstance. Whatever it is can wait until tomorrow. Even if this building blows up I don’t want to know about it until tomorrow.”
At five o’clock, Andi suggested the police try and reach Mr. King at his home. When she was unable to tell them where he lived, the owner of the wrecking equipment smirked. It wasn’t until six o’clock that she remembered she had Peter’s address on the invitation. However, if she kept quiet she could delay things another day. Besides, his party was due to get under way any minute now. He would probably try and call her when he realized she wasn’t in attendance.
The police officer spoke. “You might as well go home, Mr. Dolan. We’ll try and reach Mr. King throughout the evening and get this thing settled by morning.”
Cursing and kicking at his machinery, Dolan backed his equipment out of the parking lot. The officer waited a full twenty minutes before he left. Andi watched his taillights fade into the distance from the kitchen window. The yellow bus was like a huge golden eye under her sensor light. Large, yellow bus. Uh-huh. Okay, Mr. Peter King, you have this coming to you!
“Hey you guys, line up, we’re going to a party! First I have to get the location. Second, you need to get duded up. Wait here.” The Christmas box of odds and ends of ribbon and ornaments was clearly marked. Spools of used ribbon were just what she needed. Every dog, every cat, got a red bow, even Rosie. The pups, smaller, skinnier ribbons. “I’m going to warm up the bus, so don’t get antsy. I also need to find my mother’s pearls. I don’t know why, but I have to wear them.” Finally, wearing the pearls, wads of tissue stuck in the two flap pockets of her flannel shirt, pups in their box in hand, Andi led the animals to the bus. “Everybody sit down and be quiet. We’re going to show Mr. Peter King what we think about the way he does business!”
Thirty-five minutes later, Andi swung the bus onto Brentwood Drive. Cars were lined up the entire length of the street. “This indeed poses a dilemma,” she muttered. She eyed the fire hydrant, wondering if she could get past it and up onto the lawn. Loud music blasted through the closed windows. “It must be a hell of a party,” she muttered as she threw caution to the wind and plowed ahead.
Andi grabbed the handle to open the door. “Ooops, wait just one second. Annabelle, come here. You, too, Cleo.” From her pocket she withdrew a tube of Raspberry Cheese Louise lipstick and painted both dog’s lips. Annabelle immediately started to lick it off. “Stop that. You need to keep it on till we get to the party. Okay, you know the drill, we move on three. I expect you all to act like ladies and gentlemen. If you forget your manners, oh, well.” She blew her nose, tossed the tissue on the ground and gave three sharp blasts on the whistle. “We aren’t going to bother with the doorbell, the music’s too loud.”
“Party time!”
“Eek!” “Squawk!” “Oh, my God! It’s a herd!” “They’re wearing lipstick! I don’t believe this!”
“Hi, I’m Andrea Evans,” Andi croaked. “I think I’d like a rum and Coke and spare the Coke.” Her puffy eyes narrowed when she saw her intended lounging on a beautiful brocade sofa, his head thrown back in laughter. He laughed harder when Cedric lifted his leg on a French Provincial table leg. Not to be outdone, Isaac did the same thing. Annabelle squatted in the middle of a colorful Persian carpet as she tried to lick off the lipstick.
“Now, this is what I call a party,” Peter managed to gasp. “Ladies and gentlemen, stay or go, the decision is yours. It ain’t gonna get any better than this! Wait, wait, before you go, I’d like to introduce you to the lady I’m going to marry right after the first of the year. Dr. Andrea Evans, meet my guests. I don’t even want to know why you did this,” he hissed in her ear.
“You said you wanted a lived-in house. Myra is going to get sick from all that pâté. Oh, your guests are leaving. By the way, I parked the bus on your lawn.”
“No!”
“Yep. Don’t you care that your guests are leaving? I’m sick.”
“And you’re going right to bed,” Sadie said, leaning over Andi. “You can forgive me later, my dear. Oh, my, you are running a fever. Isn’t this wonderful, Peter? It’s like we’re a real family. Your furniture will never be the same. Do you care?”
“Nope,” Peter said, wrapping his arm around Andi’s shoulders. “Do you want to tell me what prompted this…extraordinary visit?”
Andi told him. “So, you see, we’re homeless until Sunday.”
“Not anymore. My home is your home and the home of these animals. Boy, this feels good. Isn’t it great, Sadie? That guy Dolan is a piece of work. It’s true, I did sign the contract, but it was amended later on. I don’t suppose he showed you a copy of that.”
“No, he didn’t. It doesn’t matter. I thought you’d be angry. I was making a statement.”
“I know, and I’m not angry. You did the right thing. You really can empty a room. Look, the food’s all gone.”
“Do you really love me?”
“So much it hurts.”
“I’m wearing my mother’s pearls. I think I’d like to go to bed now if you don’t mind. Will you take care of Rosie and her pups?”
“That’s my job,” Sadie chirped. “Peter, carry this child to bed. I’ll make her a nice hot toddy, and by tomorrow she’ll be fine. Trust me.”
Andi was asleep in Peter’s arms before he reached the top of the steps. He turned as he heard steps behind him. “Okay, you can all come up and stand watch. By the way, thanks for coming to the party. I really like your outfits and, Annabelle, on you that lipstick looks good.”
Peter fussed with the covers under Sadie’s watchful eye. “I meant it, Sadie, when I said I love her so much it hurts. Isn’t she beautiful? I could spend the rest of my life just looking at her.”
“Ha! Not likely, you have to work to support all of us,” Andi said sleepily. “Good night, Peter. I love you. Merry Christmas.”
“Merry Christmas, Andi,” Peter said, bending low to kiss her on the cheek.
“Ah, I love it when things work out,” Sadie said, three of Rosie’s pups cradled against her bony chest. “I think I’d like five grandchildren. Good night, Peter.”
“Thanks, Grandma. It’s going to be a wonderful life.”
“I know.”
A Bright Red Ribbon
Even in her dream, Morgan Ames knew she was dreaming, knew she was going to wake with tears on her pillow and reality slapping her in the face. She cried out, the way she always did, just at the moment Keith was about to slip the ring on her finger. That’s how she knew it was a dream. She never got beyond this point. She woke now, and looked at the bedside clock; it was 4:10. She wiped at the tears on her cheeks, but this time she smiled. Today was the day. Today was Christmas Eve, the day Keith was going to slip the ring on her finger and they would finally set the wedding date. The big event, in her mind, was scheduled to take place in front of her parents’ Christmas tree. S
he and Keith would stand in exactly the same position they stood in two years ago today, at the very same hour. Romance was alive and well.
She dropped her legs over the side of the bed, slid into a daffodil-colored robe that was snugly warm, and pulled on thick wool socks. She padded out to the miniature kitchen to make tea.
Christmas Eve. To her, Christmas Eve was the most wonderful day of the year. Years ago, when she’d turned into a teenager, her parents had switched the big dinner and gift opening to Christmas Eve so they could sleep late on Christmas morning. The dinner was huge; friends dropped by before evening services, and then they opened their presents, sang carols, and drank spiked eggnog afterward.
Mo knew a watched kettle never boiled so she made herself some toast while the kettle hummed on the stove. She was so excited her hands shook as she spread butter and jam on the toast. The kettle whistled. The water sputtered over the counter as she poured it into the cup with the black rum tea bag.
In about sixteen hours, she was going to see Keith. At last. Two years ago he had led her by the hand over to the twelve-foot Christmas tree and said he wanted to talk to her about something. He’d been so nervous, but she’d been more nervous, certain the something he wanted to talk about was the engagement ring he was going to give her. She’d been expecting it, her parents had been expecting it, all her friends had been expecting it. Instead, Keith had taken both her hands in his and said, “Mo, I need to talk to you about something. I need you to understand. This is my problem. You didn’t do anything to make me…what I’m trying to say is, I need more time. I’m not ready to commit. I think we both need to experience a little more of life’s challenges. We both have good jobs, and I just got a promotion that will take effect the first of the year. I’ll be working in the New York office. It’s a great opportunity, but the hours are long. I’m going to get an apartment in the city. What I would like is for us to…to take a hiatus from each other. I think two years will be good. I’ll be thirty and you’ll be twenty-nine. We’ll be more mature, more ready for that momentous step.”
The hot tea scalded her tongue. She yelped. She’d yelped that night, too. She’d wanted to be sophisticated, blasé, to say, okay, sure, no big deal. She hadn’t said any of those things. Instead she’d cried, hanging on to his arm, begging to know if what he was proposing meant he was going to date others. His answer had crushed her and she’d sobbed then. He’d said things like, “Ssshhh, it’s going to be all right. Two years isn’t all that long. Maybe we aren’t meant to be with each other for the rest of our lives. We’ll find out. Yes, it’s going to be hard on me, too. Look, I know this is a surprise…I didn’t want…I was going to call…This is what I propose. Two years from tonight, I’ll meet you right here, in front of the tree. Do we have a date, Mo?” She nodded miserably. Then he’d added, “Look, I have to leave, Mo. My boss is having a party in his townhouse in Princeton. It won’t look good if I’m late. Christmas parties are a good way to network. Here, I got you a little something for Christmas.” Before she could dry her eyes, blow her nose, or tell him she had a ton of presents for him under the tree, he was gone.
It had been the worst Christmas of her life. The worst New Year’s, too. The next Christmas and New Year’s had been just as bad because her parents had looked at her with pity and then anger. Just last week they had called and said, “Get on with your life, Morgan. You’ve already wasted two years. In that whole time, Keith hasn’t called you once or even dropped you a post card.” She’d been stubborn, though, because she loved Keith. Sharp words had ensued, and she’d broken the connection and cried.
Tonight she had a date.
Life was going to be so wonderful. The strain between her and her parents would ease when they saw how happy she was.
Mo looked at the clock. Five-thirty. Time to shower, dress, pack up the Cherokee for her two-week vacation. Oh, life was good. She had it all planned. They’d go skiing, but first she’d go to Keith’s apartment in New York, stay over, make him breakfast. They’d make slow, lazy love and if the mood called for it, they’d make wild, animal love.
Two years was a long time to be celibate—and she’d been celibate. She winced when she thought about Keith in bed with other women. He loved sex more than she did. There was no way he’d been faithful to her. She felt it in her heart. Every chance her mother got, she drove home her point. Her parents didn’t like Keith. Her father was fond of saying, “I know his type—he’s no good. Get a life, Morgan.”
Tonight her new life would begin. Unless…unless Keith was a no-show. Unless Keith decided the single life was better than a married life and responsibilities. God in heaven, what would she do if that happened? Well, it wasn’t going to happen. She’d always been a positive person and she saw no reason to change now.
It wasn’t going to happen because when Keith saw her he was going to go out of his mind. She’d changed in the two years. She’d dropped twelve pounds in all the right places. She was fit and toned because she worked out daily at a gym and ran for five miles every evening after work. She’d gotten a new hairstyle in New York. And, while she was there she’d gone to a color specialist who helped her with her hair and makeup. She was every bit as professional looking as some of the ad executives she saw walking up and down Madison Avenue. She’d shed her scrubbed girl-next-door image. S.K., which stood for Since Keith, she’d learned to shop in the outlet stores for designer fashions at half the cost. She looked down now at her sporty Calvin Klein outfit, at the Ferragamo boots, and the Chanel handbag she’d picked up at a flea market. Inside her French luggage were other outfits by Donna Karan and Carolyn Roehm.
Like Keith, she had gotten a promotion with a hefty salary increase. If things worked out, she was going to think about opening her own architectural office by early summer. She’d hire people, oversee them. Clients she worked with told her she should open her own office, go it alone. One in particular had offered to back her after he’d seen the plans she’d drawn up for his beach house in Cape May. Her father, himself an architect, had offered to help out and had gone so far as to get all the paperwork from the Small Business Administration. She could do it now if she wanted to. But, did she want to make that kind of commitment? What would Keith think?
What she wanted, really wanted, was to get married and have a baby. She could always do consulting work, take on a few private clients to keep her hand in. All she needed was a husband to make it perfect.
Keith.
The phone rang. Mo frowned. No one ever called her this early in the morning. Her heart skipped a beat as she picked up the phone. “Hello,” she said warily.
“Morgan?” Her mother. She always made her name sound like a question.
“What’s wrong, Mom?”
“When are you leaving, Morgan? I wish you’d left last night like Dad and I asked you to do. You should have listened to us, Morgan.”
“Why? What’s wrong? I told you why I couldn’t leave. I’m about ready to go out the door as we speak.”
“Have you looked outside?”
“No. It’s still dark, Mom.”
“Open your blinds, Morgan, and look at the parking lot lights. It’s snowing!”
“Mom, it snows every year. So what? It’s only a two-hour drive, maybe three if there’s a lot of snow. I have the Cherokee. Four-wheel drive, Mom.” She pulled up the blind in the bedroom to stare out at the parking lot. She swallowed hard. So, it would be a challenge. The world was white as far as the eye could see. She raised her eyes to the parking lights. The bright light that usually greeted her early in the morning was dim as the sodium vapor fought with the early light of dawn and the swirling snow. “It’s snowing, Mom.”
“That’s what I’m trying to tell you. It started here around midnight, I guess. It was just flurries when Dad and I went to bed but now we have about four inches. Since this storm seems to be coming from the south where you are, you probably have more. Dad and I have been talking and we won’t be upset if you wait till the
storm is over. Christmas morning is just as good as Christmas Eve. Just how much snow do you have, Morgan?”
“It looks like a lot, but it’s drifting in the parking lot. I can’t see the front, Mom. Look, don’t worry about me. I have to be home this evening. I’ve waited two long years for this. Please, Mom, you understand, don’t you?”
“What I understand, Morgan, is that you’re being foolhardy. I saw Keith’s mother the other day and she said he hasn’t been home in ten months. He just lives across the river, for heaven’s sake. She also said she didn’t expect him for Christmas, so what does that tell you? I don’t want you risking your life for some foolish promise.”
Mo’s physical being trembled. The words she dreaded, the words she didn’t ever want to hear, had just been uttered: Keith wasn’t coming home for Christmas. She perked up almost immediately. Keith loved surprises. It would be just like him to tell his mother he wasn’t coming home and then show up and yell, “Surprise!” If he had no intention of honoring the promise they’d made to each other, he would have sent a note or called her. Keith wasn’t that callous. Or was he? She didn’t know anything anymore.
She thought about the awful feelings that had attacked her over the past two years, feelings she’d pushed away. Had she buried her head in the sand? Was it possible that Keith had used the two-year hiatus to soften the blow of parting, thinking that she’d transfer her feelings to someone else and let him off the hook? Instead she’d trenched in and convinced herself that by being faithful to her feelings, tonight would be her reward. Was she a fool? According to her mother she was. Tonight would tell the tale.
What she did know for certain was, nothing was going to stop her from going home. Not her mother’s dire words, and certainly not a snowstorm. If she was a fool, she deserved to have her snoot rubbed in it.
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